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Diplomacy: Lying in state. - Oliver Herford

Liberty, Equality, Fraternity! - Unknown

I like a wine that fights back. - John Steed

Baseball Dugout: A whine cellar - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Crime does not pay as well as politics. - Alfred E. Newman

Religions change; beer and wine remain. - Hervey Allen

Every cask smells of the wine it contains. - Spanish Proverb

A penny saved is a Congressional oversight. - Hal Luyah

Man is not free unless government is limited. - Ronald Reagan

Political correctness is tyranny with manners. - Charlton Heston

From politics, it was an easy step to silence. - Jane Austen

A government of law is a government of lawyers. - Saying

Everything's better with bacon and red wine. - Dianne Harman

We are all of us the worse for too much liberty. - Terence

Government is an endless pursuit of new ways to tax. - Unknown

Sudafed: Brought litigation against a government official - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Poetry is about the grief. Politics is about the grievance. - Robert Frost

Liberty: One of Imagination's most previous possessions. - Ambrose Bierce

In politics, a lie unanswered becomes truth within 24 hours. - Willie Brown

We live in a world in which politics has replaced philosophy. - Martin L. Gross

A government is the only known vessel that leaks from the top. - James Reston

You can lead a man to Congress, but you can't make him think. - Milton Berle

Corruption is nature's way of restoring our faith in democracy. - Sir Peter Ustinov

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. - Benjamin Franklin

For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program. - Bob Wells

We would all like to vote for the best man but he is never a candidate. - Kin Hubbard

Politics is the chloroform of the Irish people, or, rather the hashish. - Oliver St. John Gogarty

Every woman dreams of her own political career and her own place in life. - Raisa M. Gorbachev

The trouble with free elections is, you never know who is going to get in. - Leonid Brezhnev

Idealism is the despot of thought, just as politics is the despot of will. - Mikhail Bakunin

Vote for the man who promises least; he'll be the least disappointing. - Bernard Baruch

If I wished to punish a province, I would have it governed by philosophers. - Frederick The Great

In a democracy the majority has every right to act as stupid as the minority. - Frank Dane

I do have a political agenda. It's to have as few regulations as possible. - Dan Quayle

I imagine hell like this: Italian punctuality, German humour and English wine. - Peter Ustinov

Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be defeated. - Will Rogers

Personally, I'm against political jokes. Too often they get elected to office. - Henny Youngman

A government which robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul. - George Bernard Shaw

Idealism is the noble toga that political gentlemen drape over their will to power. - Aldous Huxley

Disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business. - Tom Robbins

The secret of political bargaining is to look more strong than what you really are. - Subhash Bose

In a democracy, the one thing that cannot be done is to destroy its trust, its hope, its idealism. - Teresa Heinz

I confess I enjoy democracy immensely. It is incomparably idiotic, and hence incomparably amusing. - H L Mencken

If liberty means anything at all, it means the right to tell people what they do not want to hear. - George Orwell

The single most exciting thing you encounter in government is competence, because it's so rare. - Daniel P Moynihan

Education makes a people easy to lead, but difficult to drive; easy to govern but impossible to enslave. - Henry Brougham

A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip. - Caskie Stinnett

The irony of the matter is that the future generations do not have a vote. In effect, we hold their proxy. - Charles J Hitch

I don't look for much to come out of government ownership as long as we have Democrats and Republicans. - Kin Hubbard

Democracy is the recurrent suspicion that more than half of the people are right more than half of the time. - E.B. White

At present, our country needs women's idealism and determination, perhaps more in politics than anywhere else. - Shirley Chisholm

Politics is the only business where doing nothing other than making the other guy look bad is an acceptable outcome. - Mark Warner

Frankly, I'd like to see the government get out of war altogether and leave the whole field to private industry. - Joseph Heller

He is one of those wise philanthropists who, in a time of famine, would vote for nothing but a supply of toothpicks. - Douglas Jerrold

We're at a point in history where everyone needs to pay attention to politics. Too much is at stake for us to be apathetic. - Kevin Costner

The nine most terrifying words in the English language are,
"I'm from the government and I'm here to help." - Ronald Reagan

In my many years I have come to a conclusion that one useless man is a shame, two is a law firm, and three or more is a congress. - John Adams

An election is coming. Universal peace is declared, and the foxes have a sincere interest in prolonging the lives of the poultry. - George Eliot

A fruit is a vegetable with looks and money. Plus, if you let fruit rot, it turns into wine; something Brussels Sprouts never do. - P.J. O'Rourke

Our future cannot depend on the government alone. The ultimate solutions lie in the attitudes and the actions of the American people. - Joe Biden

Politicians also have no leisure, because they are always aiming at something beyond political life itself, power and glory, or happiness. - Aristotle

In a world of complex threats, our security and leadership depends on all elements of our power - including strong and principled diplomacy. - Barack Obama

Morals are not, like bacon, to be cured by hanging; nor, like wine, to be improved by sea voyages; nor, like honey, to be preserved in cells. - William Taylor

Any man who thinks he can be happy and prosperous by letting the Government take care of him, better take a closer look at the American Indian. - Henry Ford

Being in politics is like being a football coach; you have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it's important. - Eugene McCarthy


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