Trump Whines

Diplomacy: Lying in state. - Oliver Herford

The world is governed by opinion. - William E. Channing

Liberty, once lost, is lost forever. - John Adams

Crime does not pay as well as politics. - Alfred E. Newman

One cannot govern with "buts." - Charles de Gaulle

Voters want a fraud they can believe in. - Will Durst

In politics an absurdity is not a handicap. - Napoleon Bonaparte

In Congress, it's all pork, all the time. - Jim Cooper

Wine is the flower in the buttonhole of life. - Werumeus Buning

The human race is governed by its imagination. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Everything's better with bacon and red wine. - Dianne Harman

Politics is not a game. It is an earnest business. - Winston Churchill

Those who trade liberty for security have neither. - John Adams

I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers

The problem with political jokes is they get elected. - Henry Cate, VII

Political War: One in which everyone shoots from the lip - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I greet you in the name of peace, democracy, and freedom. - Nelson Mandela

Sudafed: Brought litigation against a government official - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote. - George Jean Nathan

Liberty: One of Imagination's most previous possessions. - Ambrose Bierce

I don't go around signin' no political documentaries. - Archie Bunker

A society of sheep must in time beget a government of wolves. - Bertrand de Jouvenel

We have the best government in the world... that money can buy. - Mark Twain

I believe that truth is the glue that holds government together. - Gerald R. Ford

I'm aging like fine wine. I'm getting complex and fruity. - Unknown

Commitments the voters don’t know about can't hurt you. - Ogden Nash

There is no distinctly American criminal class - except Congress. - Mark Twain

The sad duty of politics is to establish justice in a sinful world. - Reinhold Niebuhr

For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program. - Bob Wells

University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small. - Henry Kissinger

The trouble with free elections is, you never know who is going to get in. - Leonid Brezhnev

Vote for the man who promises least; he'll be the least disappointing. - Bernard Baruch

A bottle of wine contains more philosophy than all the books in the world. - Louis Pasteur

Politics is the art of choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable. - John Kenneth Galbraith

To be safe at the expense of the liberty of other people is a difficult equation. - Madeleine Albright

One of the disadvantages of wine is that it makes a man mistake words for thoughts. - Samuel Johnson

The fastest way for a politician to become an elder statesman is to lose an election. - Earl Wilson

I learned a long time ago in Hollywood that the only person I should vote for is myself. - Jack Nicholson

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke

That government is best which governs the least, because its people discipline themselves. - Thomas Jefferson

Measure thy life by loss instead of gain, not by the wine drunk, but the wine poured forth. - Harriet King

I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, it's the government. - Woody Allen

I am on your Walk of Fame in Toronto. My sense of humour is Canadian. But I can't vote. - Donald Sutherland

Happiness doesn't depend on any external conditions, it is governed by our mental attitude. - Dale Carnegie

He knows nothing; and he thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a political career. - George Bernard Shaw

Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, and small people talk about wine. - Fran Lebowitz

Good thing we've still got politics in Texas - finest form of free entertainment ever invented. - Molly Ivins

Government, even in its best state, is but a necessary evil; in its worst state, an intolerable one. - Thomas Paine

Animals are like little children a bit. They're simple. They don't have politics driving them. - Annabelle Sabloff

Folks who don't know why America is the Land of Promise should be here during an election campaign. - Milton Berle

The man who can make others laugh secures more votes for a measure than the man who forces them to think. - Malcolm de Chazal

A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip. - Caskie Stinnett

The irony of the matter is that the future generations do not have a vote. In effect, we hold their proxy. - Charles J Hitch

Give me the liberty to know, to utter, and to argue freely according to my conscience, above all liberties. - John Milton

Politics: Poli, a Latin word meaning "many"; and tics, meaning "bloodsucking creatures." - Robin Williams

One of the penalties for refusing to participate in politics is that you end up being governed by your inferiors. - Plato

Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch. Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the vote. - Benjamin Franklin

Happiness is being content with what you have, living in freedom and liberty, having a good family life and good friends. - Divyanka Tripathi

One lesson you better learn if you want to be in politics is that you never go out on a golf course and beat the President. - Lyndon B. Johnson

Politics is not a bad profession. If you succeed there are many rewards, if you disgrace yourself you can always write a book. - Ronald Reagan

I could stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody, and I wouldn't lose any voters, okay? It's, like, incredible. - Donald Trump

Politicians also have no leisure, because they are always aiming at something beyond political life itself, power and glory, or happiness. - Aristotle

Ever occur to you why some of us can be this much concerned with animals suffering? Because government is not. Why not? Animals don't vote. - Paul Harvey

I once said to my father, when I was a boy, 'Dad we need a third political party.' He said to me, 'I'll settle for a second.' - Ralph Nader

Jokes of the proper kind, properly told, can do more to enlighten questions of politics, philosophy, and literature than any number of dull arguments. - Isaac Asimov