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All art is quite useless. - Oscar Wilde

All of nature is God's art. - Dante

Friendship is a sheltering tree. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Every artist was first an amateur. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Relief: What trees do in the spring - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Art is the signature of civilizations. - Beverly Sills

It costs nothing to encourage an artist. - Kevin Smith

Dance is the hidden language of the soul. - Martha Graham

All dancing girls are nineteen years old. - Japanese Proverb

Art is either a plagiarist or a revolutionist. - Paul Gauguin

Logic is the art of going wrong with confidence. - Joseph Krutch

Life imitates Art far more than Art imitates Life. - Oscar Wilde

Good work rarely sells. I believe this of any art. - Arthur W Pinero

Art is the only way to run away without leaving home. - Twyla Tharp

To the artist there is never anything ugly in nature. - August Rodin

Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing. - Robert Benchley

Love of beauty is taste. The creation of beauty is art. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Character is the root of the tree; conduct, the fruit it bears. - E.M. Bounds

The Iranians and Persians are excellent at the art of negotiation. - Donald Trump

If you're already walking on thin ice, you might as well dance. - Proverb

Family Tree: The only tree whose branches seek the shelter of its roots - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The art of leadership is saying no, not yes. It is very easy to say yes. - Tony Blair

The art of conversation is the art of hearing as well as of being heard. - William Hazlitt

Life is the art of drawing sufficient conclusions from insufficient premises. - Samuel Butler

The practice of art isn't to make a living. It's to make your soul grow. - Kurt Vonnegut

Let your life lightly dance on the edges of time, like dew on the tip of a leaf. - Unknown

Leadership is the art of giving people a platform for spreading ideas that work. - Seth Godin

Propaganda is the art of persuading others of what you don't believe yourself. - Abba Eban

Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep. - Scott Adams

The man who is ostentatious of his modesty is twin to the statue that wears a fig-leaf. - Mark Twain

Chocolate comes from coco, which is a tree - that makes it a plant. Chocolate is salad. - Unknown

Every artist dips his brush in his own soul and paints his own nature into his pictures. - Henry Ward Beecher

I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom. - Bob Hope

Art is a collaboration between God and the artist, and the less the artist does the better. - Andre Gide

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants. - Thomas Jefferson

No artist is ahead of his time. He is his time. It is just that the others are behind the time. - Martha Graham

We breathe air, trees make air, homework kills trees, therefore homework is going to kill us all. - Unknown

The aim of art is to represent not the outward appearance of things, but their inward significance. - Aristotle

It's not your painting anymore. It stopped being your painting the moment that you finished it. - Jeff Melvoin

Visual storytelling of one kind or another has been around since cavemen were drawing on the walls. - Frank Darabont

A blind man can make art if what is in his mind can be passed to another mind in some tangible form. - Sol LeWitt

My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty. - Woody Allen

The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a family all wrapped up in each other. - Bill Vaughan

A compromise is the art of dividing a cake in such a way that everyone believes he has the biggest piece. - Ludwig Erhard

The reason there are so many tree-lined boulevards in Paris is so the German army can march in the shade. - George S Patton

The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and science. - Albert Einstein

Work like you don't need the money, dance like no one is watching, and love like you've never been hurt. - Mark Twain

'Tis not always in a physician's power to cure the sick; at times the disease is stronger than trained art. - Ovid

We have to prove beyond the shadow of a doubt that it is talent and training, not color, that makes a ballet dancer. - Arthur Mitchell

The minute there's a map, there is no art. Paint by numbers is not art. Paint by numbers is a mechanical activity. - Seth Godin

If art is to nourish the roots of our culture, society must set the artist free to follow his vision wherever it takes him. - John F Kennedy

We all know that art is not truth. Art is a lie that makes us realize truth, at least the truth that is given us to understand. - Pablo Picasso

The birch-bark canoe of the savage seems to me one of the most beautiful and perfect things of the kind constructed by human art. - William C. Bryant

An intellectual is a man who says a simple thing in a difficult way; an artist is a man who says a difficult thing in a simple way. - Charles Bukowski

Deals are my art form. Other people paint beautifully on canvas or write wonderful poetry. I like making deals, preferably big deals. - Donald Trump

Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other. - Oscar Ameringer

The only happy artist is a dead artist, because only then you can't change. After I die, I'll probably come back as a paintbrush. - Sylvester Stallone

Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art. It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things that give value to survival. - C S Lewis

I adore art. When I am alone with my notes, my heart pounds and the tears stream from my eyes, and my emotion and my joys are too much to bear. - Guiseppe Verdi


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