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No Sane man will dance. - Cicero

Dancing is silent poetry. - Simonides

Palm Tree: A tree with hands - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The secret of life is in art. - Oscar Wilde

History develops, art stands still. - E.M. Forster

The artist in me cries out for design. - Robert Frost

If that's art, I'm a Hottentot! - Harry S Truman

It costs nothing to encourage an artist. - Kevin Smith

What garlic is to salad, insanity is to art. - Augustus Saint-Gaudens

Vision is the art of seeing things invisible. - Jonathan Swift

To watch us dance is to hear our hearts speak. - Indian Proverb

Time spent amongst trees is never wasted time. - Katrina Mayer

The righteous will flourish like the palm tree. - Psalms 92:12

I teach the art of turning anguish into delight. - Georges Bataille

I should not believe in a God who does not dance. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

God is not interested in your art but, your heart. - Ifeanyi E. Onuoha

Trapeze Artist: A guy who gets the hang of things. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Ballet is good, because it makes you stand up tall. - Carine Roitfeld

The art of a people is a true mirror to their minds. - Jawaharlal Nehru

Making sushi is an art, and experience is everything. - Nobu Matsuhisa

Art is making something out of nothing and selling it. - Frank Zappa

The art of living is more like wrestling than dancing. - Marcus Aurelius

I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap. - Rodney Dangerfield

The immature artist imitates. The mature artist steals. - Lionel Trilling

Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance. - Unknown

I'm due at the ballet. They're doin' Swoon Lake. - Archie Bunker

Dancing is like bank robbery - it takes split second timing. - Twyla Tharp

We are all apprentices in a craft where no one ever becomes a master. - Ernest Hemingway

Art enables us to find ourselves and lose ourselves at the same time. - Thomas Merton

A really well made buttonhole is the only link between art and nature. - Oscar Wilde

The great art of life is sensation; to feel that we exist, even in pain. - Lord Byron

Zealotry: 1. The enemy of idealism; 2. What a tree salesman likes to do. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A portrait is a picture in which there is something wrong with the mouth. - Eugene Speicher

We have art so that we do not die of reality. Reality is too much with us. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Learn not to talk to me. You shake the tree, a leopard's going to fall out. - Kobe Bryant

Jealousy is the art of counting someone else's blessings instead of your own. - Unknown

If we surrendered to earth's intelligence, we could rise up rooted like trees. - Rainer M Rilke

Dance till the stars come down from the rafters! Dance, Dance, Dance till you drop! - W H Auden

The sole art that suits me is that which, rising from unrest, tends toward serenity. - Andre Gide

To send light into the darkness of men's hearts - such is the duty of the artist. - Robert Schumann

A cold wind was blowing from the north, and it made the trees rustle like living things. - George R.R. Martin

Art is a collaboration between God and the artist, and the less the artist does the better. - Andre Gide

Football isn't a contact sport; it's a collision sport. Dancing is a contact sport. - Vince Lombardi

A work of art that contains theories is like an object on which the price tag has been left. - Alexander Pope

In my house on the ceilings I have paintings of the rooms above, so I never have to go upstairs. - Steven Wright

The art of medicine consists of amusing the patient, whilst Mother Nature takes care of the cure. - Voltaire

I like to put on a wig or a fake mustache and do something silly with friends, do a little dance. - Tom Lenk

It's amazing what you can do with an E in A-Level art, a twisted imagination and a chainsaw. - Damien Hirst

The aim of art is to represent not the outward appearance of things, but their inward significance. - Aristotle

My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty. - Woody Allen

Build. Destroy. Rebuild. I've mastered the art of bouncing back. Now to master the art of not having to. - Unknown

Marriage always demands the greatest understanding of the art of insincerity possible between two human beings. - Vicki Baum

I don't think much of a dance step where the girl looks like she was being carried out of a burning building. - Kin Hubbard

You can't be suspicious of a tree, or accuse a bird or a squirrel of subversion or challenge the ideology of a violet. - Hal Borland

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy. - Groucho Marx

We all know that art is not truth. Art is a lie that makes us realize truth, at least the truth that is given us to understand. - Pablo Picasso

Self-consciousness is the enemy of all art, be it acting, writing, painting, or living itself, which is the greatest art of all. - Ray Bradbury

Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it was stupid. - Albert Einstein

People ask about art and commercialism. I think that if someone tries to sell their work at a high price, that is the wrong way of doing it. - Yayoi Kusama

I think that I shall never see
A billboard lovely as a tree;
Perhaps, unless the billboards fall,
I'll never see a tree at all. - Ogden Nash


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