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Toepener
Door opener for those with not enough hands
Be an opener of doors. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
Can Opener: Key to the washroom - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Reaching high keeps a man on his toes. - Unknown
It's opener there in the wide open air. - Dr. Seuss
Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener. - Paula Deen
I got a garage door opener. It can't close. Just open. - Steven Wright
Toe: A part of the foot used to find furniture in the dark - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Acorn: 1. An oak in a nutshell; 2. Something painful on Dad's toe. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car. - Carrie Snow
Guarantee: A legal vehicle which expires on the same day as your mechanical one - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I want someone who can keep me on my toes, has a good sense of humor and a good heart. - Carmen Electra
You have to look for teachers. If you want to be a mechanic, go hang out with mechanics. - Robert Kiyosaki
If quantum mechanics hasn't profoundly shocked you, you haven't understood it yet. - Niels Bohr
The ballet toe shoe is one of the few instruments of torture to survive intact into our time. - Unknown
My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder." - Steven Wright
My tastes are not those of the king, who has none, except for hunting and mechanic's labour. - Marie Antoinette
Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
It is questionable if all the mechanical inventions yet made have lightened the day's toil of any human being. - John S Mill
A designer is an emerging synthesis of artist, inventor, mechanic, objective economist and evolutionary strategist. - R. Buckminster Fuller
The minute there's a map, there is no art. Paint by numbers is not art. Paint by numbers is a mechanical activity. - Seth Godin
Irish poets, learn your trade, sing whatever is well made, scorn the sort now growing up all out of shape from toe to top. - William Butler Yeats
Wit is the key, I think, to anybody's heart. Show me the person who doesn't like to laugh and I'll show you a person with a toe tag. - Julia Roberts
Can Opener: Key to the washroom - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Reaching high keeps a man on his toes. - Unknown
It's opener there in the wide open air. - Dr. Seuss
Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener. - Paula Deen
I got a garage door opener. It can't close. Just open. - Steven Wright
Toe: A part of the foot used to find furniture in the dark - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Acorn: 1. An oak in a nutshell; 2. Something painful on Dad's toe. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car. - Carrie Snow
Guarantee: A legal vehicle which expires on the same day as your mechanical one - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I want someone who can keep me on my toes, has a good sense of humor and a good heart. - Carmen Electra
You have to look for teachers. If you want to be a mechanic, go hang out with mechanics. - Robert Kiyosaki
If quantum mechanics hasn't profoundly shocked you, you haven't understood it yet. - Niels Bohr
The ballet toe shoe is one of the few instruments of torture to survive intact into our time. - Unknown
My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder." - Steven Wright
My tastes are not those of the king, who has none, except for hunting and mechanic's labour. - Marie Antoinette
Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
It is questionable if all the mechanical inventions yet made have lightened the day's toil of any human being. - John S Mill
A designer is an emerging synthesis of artist, inventor, mechanic, objective economist and evolutionary strategist. - R. Buckminster Fuller
The minute there's a map, there is no art. Paint by numbers is not art. Paint by numbers is a mechanical activity. - Seth Godin
Irish poets, learn your trade, sing whatever is well made, scorn the sort now growing up all out of shape from toe to top. - William Butler Yeats
Wit is the key, I think, to anybody's heart. Show me the person who doesn't like to laugh and I'll show you a person with a toe tag. - Julia Roberts
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