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Believe in your #Selfie - Unknown

I'm toad-ally a rock star. - Sonali Gupta

Theories pass. The frog remains. - Jean Rostand

A selfie a day keeps the friends away. - Unknown

I'm a tadpole trying to be a frog. - Toni Braxton

A selfie a day keeps insecurities away. - Unknown

How to turn your ex-boyfriend into a toad. - Athena Starwoman

Broom parking only; all others will be toad. - Unknown

A toad does not run in the daytime for nothing. - Chinua Achebe

He was so good he would pour rose water on a toad. - Douglas Jerrold

Don't date a guy that takes more selfies than you do. - Unknown

She died doing what she loved, taking a selfie in traffic. - Unknown

Apparently you're not allowed to lick a toad's back. - Karl Pilkington

Curb your fretting, tadpole, or the frog of your future will fail to croak. - Paul Collins

Don't be a fish; be a frog. Swim in the water and jump when you hit ground. - Kim Young-ha

If you could take a selfie of your soul would you find it attractive enough to post? - Unknown

Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog dies of it. - E.B. White

Do I have a large frog in my hair? I'm worried about the sensation of my brain being eaten. - Joaquin Phoenix

I'd kiss a frog even if there was no promise of a Prince Charming popping out of it. I love frogs. - Cameron Diaz

If God had wanted us to be concerned for the plight of the toads, he would have made them cute and furry. - Dave Barry

Motherhood is not for the fainthearted. Frogs, skinned knees and the insults of teenage girls are not meant for the wimpy. - Danielle Steele

Animals are not our selfie props. If there's any risk that your photo is going to hurt or stress an animal, it's not worth it. - Angela Henderson

Edible: Good to eat, and wholesome to digest, as a worm to a toad, a toad to a snake, a snake to a pig, a pig to a man, and a man to a worm. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Humor can be dissected, as a frog can, but the thing dies in the process and the innards are discouraging to any but the pure scientific mind. - E.B. White

Five frogs are sitting on a log. Four decide to jump off. How many are left?
Five, because there's a difference between deciding and doing. - Mark L. Feldman & Michael F. Spratt


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