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Timber Supplier

Finding the source of twisted and warped lumber

Timber Supplier thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Log On: Makin' the wood stove hotter - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Hunger will lead a fox out of the forest. - Poland Proverb

Love for me is like a pretzel. Twisted and salty. - Emmy Gay

You cannot put straight in others what is warped in yourself. - Athanasius of Alexandria

Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all?" - George Carlin

The clearest way into the universe is through a forest wilderness. - John Muir

If you tell a joe-k in the forest, but nobody laughs, was it a joe-k? - Steven Wright

If a tree falls in the forest and no one hears, does it make a sound? - Unknown

Knowledge and timber shouldn't be much used till they are seasoned. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

A rich rogue is like a fat hog, who never does good 'til as dead as a log. - Benjamin Franklin

I'm not sick, I'm twisted. Sick makes it sound like there's a cure! - Unknown

The stars are like the trees in the forest, alive and breathing. And they're watching me. - Haruki Murakami

The heart of another is a dark forest, always, no matter how close it has been to one's own. - Willa Cather

It's amazing what you can do with an E in A-Level art, a twisted imagination and a chainsaw. - Damien Hirst

How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire? - Unknown

Bob War: (Southern) A sharp, twisted cable. Usage: 'Boy, stay away from that bob war fence.' - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Wood: That remarkable material which burns so easily in a forest and with such difficulty in a fireplace - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Humility before the flower at the timber line is the gate which gives access to the path up the open fell. - Dag Hammarskjold

I tend to play mostly villains and twisted people. Unsavory guys. I think it's my face, the way I look. - Christopher Walken

Old and new make the warp and woof of every moment. There is no thread that is not a twist of these two strands. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Only a genius can say these four words, four times really fast without getting tongue twisted: eye, yam, stew, peed - Unknown

If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him... is he still wrong? - George Carlin

I'm always astonished by a forest. It makes me realise that the fantasy of nature is much larger than my own fantasy. - Gunter Grass

When we save the rain forest, the polar bear, and Al Gore, we should party so hard that Canada calls the cops on us for noise. - Paula Poundstone

There comes a stage at which a man would rather die cleanly by a bullet than by the unknown terror of the phantom in the forest. - Tahir Shah

Hunters will tell you that a moose is a wily and ferocious forest creature. Nonsense. A moose is a cow drawn by a three-year-old. - Bill Bryson

Five frogs are sitting on a log. Four decide to jump off. How many are left?
Five, because there's a difference between deciding and doing. - Mark L. Feldman & Michael F. Spratt

Our food pyramid, the kind of diet that is constantly promoted, is completely warped. It's not based around anything to do with healing your body. - Jessica Origliasso


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