QuotaBillsA little axe can cut down a big tree. - Jamaican Saying
My family tree could use some pruning. - Unknown
He lights up a room when he leaves it. - Henny Youngman
The apple will fall under the apple tree. - Greek Proverb
Christmas comes, but once a year is enough. - American Proverb
A turkey never voted for an early Christmas. - Unknown
The righteous will flourish like the palm tree. - Psalms 92:12
A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle. - James Keller
A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree. - Spike Milligan
I get really grinchy right up until Christmas morning. - Dan Aykroyd
The ornament of a house is the friends who frequent it. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
The best cure for sea sickness, is to sit under a tree. - Spike Milligan
Preoccupied with a single leaf you won't see the tree. - Vagabond
Halloween starts earlier and earlier, just like Christmas. - Robert Englund
The patriot's blood is the seed of Freedom's tree. - Thomas Campbell
Life without love is like a tree without blossoms or fruit. - Kahlil Gibran
Life without love is like a tree without blossoms or fruit. - Khalil Gibran
I think that I shall never see
A poem lovely as a tree. - Joyce Kilmer
Modesty is not only an ornament, but also a guard to virtue. - Joseph Addison
Native ability without education is like a tree without fruit. - Aristippus
When you think about a walking tree, laughter is the response. - John Rhys-Davies
Character is the root of the tree; conduct, the fruit it bears. - E.M. Bounds
Keep a green tree in your heart and perhaps a singing bird will come. - Chinese Proverb
Zealotry: 1. The enemy of idealism; 2. What a tree salesman likes to do. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago. The second best time is now. - Chinese Proverb
Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas. - Kin Hubbard
I don't have to look up my family tree, because I know that I'm the sap. - Fred Allen
Each has his own tree of ancestors, but at the top of all sits Probably Arboreal. - Robert Louis Stevenson
There are dark shadows on the earth, but its lights are stronger in the contrast. - Charles Dickens
Someone told me I was immature. Guess who's not allowed in my tree house now? - Unknown
If my Valentine you won't be,
I'll hang myself on your Christmas tree. - Ernest Hemingway
Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa. - Bart Simpson
I built my church on Easter services, Christmas Eve services, and Norman Vincent Peale. - Robert H. Schuller
True and solemn meaning of Christmas, which is a time for peace and quiet contemptation. - Archie Bunker
Someone's sitting in the shade today because someone planted a tree a long time ago. - Warren Buffett
Even if I knew that tomorrow the world would go to pieces, I would still plant my apple tree. - Martin Luther
The fly that doesn't want to be swatted is most secure when it lights on the fly-swatter. - G.C. Lichtenberg
If I had six hours to chop down a tree, I'd spend the first four hours sharpening the axe. - Abraham Lincoln
The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants. - Thomas Jefferson
As an actor you become that lighting rod between the person who made the play and the audience. - Christopher Walken
No matter how carefully you stored the lights last year, they will be snarled again this Christmas. - Robert Kirby
I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving. - Steven Wright
Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. - Unknown
The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a family all wrapped up in each other. - Bill Vaughan
The reason there are so many tree-lined boulevards in Paris is so the German army can march in the shade. - George S Patton
I cannot work; I cannot speak; I cannot live or love as I should, unless God's wisdom lights my path. - David Jeremiah
Might make a real good Christmas present for the uninformed. The book is called 'Taking America Back.' - Paul Harvey
I gave my young nephew a book for Christmas. He's spent six months looking for where to put
the batteries. - Milton Berle
Except during the nine months before he draws his first breath, no man manages his affairs as well as a tree does. - George Bernard Shaw
A lovely thing about Christmas is that it's compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together. - Garrison Keillor
He that climbs the tall tree has won the right to the fruit; he that leaps the wide gulf should prevail in his suit. - Walter Scott
Character is like a tree and reputation like a shadow. The shadow is what we think of it; the tree is the real thing. - Abraham Lincoln
I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone. - Steven Wright
It's in the democratic citizen's nature to be like a leaf that doesn't believe in the tree it's part of. - David Foster Wallace
If you are lonely, dim all lights and put on a horror movie. After a while it won't feel like you are alone anymore. - Unknown
Did you read about Starbucks? No more "Merry Christmas" at Starbucks. No more. Maybe we should boycott Starbucks. - Donald Trump
As the poet said, "Only God can make a tree" - probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on. - Woody Allen
Trying to predict the future is like trying to drive down a country road at night with no lights while looking out the back window. - Peter F Drucker
On the top of the Crumpetty Tree
The Quangle Wangle sat,
But his face you could not see,
On account of his Beaver Hat. - Edward Lear
Wolves directly affect the entire ecosystem, not just moose populations, their main prey, because less moose equals more tree growth. - Rolf Peterson
Only when the last tree has withered, and the last fish caught, and the last river been poisoned, will we realize we cannot eat money. - Cree Proverb
Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it was stupid. - Albert Einstein
Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong. - George Carlin
I think that I shall never see
A billboard lovely as a tree;
Perhaps, unless the billboards fall,
I'll never see a tree at all. - Ogden Nash
Love is like the wild-rose briar, friendship like the holly-tree. The holly is dark when the rose-briar blooms, but which will bloom most constantly? - Emily Bronte