QuotaBillsWeeping Willow: Sad tree - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Palm Tree: A tree with hands - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A little axe can cut down a big tree. - Jamaican Saying
He lights up a room when he leaves it. - Henny Youngman
The apple will fall under the apple tree. - Greek Proverb
A turkey never voted for an early Christmas. - Unknown
The righteous will flourish like the palm tree. - Psalms 92:12
A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle. - James Keller
Once there was a tree, and she loved a little boy. - Shel Silverstein
Pencil: A tiny tree used to draw a line in the sand - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The ornament of a house is the friends who frequent it. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
By trying often, the monkey learns to jump from the tree. - Cameroon Proverb
Life without love is like a tree without blossoms or fruit. - Kahlil Gibran
If you don't like where you are, move. You are not a tree. - Unknown
When you think about a walking tree, laughter is the response. - John Rhys-Davies
A bore is a person who lights up the room simply by leaving it. - L.J. Peter
Character is the root of the tree; conduct, the fruit it bears. - E.M. Bounds
Disbelief: How you tell someone what the green stuff on a tree is - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Education is not the filling of a pail, but the lighting of a fire. - William Butler Yeats
Keep a green tree in your heart and perhaps a singing bird will come. - Chinese Proverb
If a tree falls in the forest and no one hears, does it make a sound? - Unknown
Family Tree: The only tree whose branches seek the shelter of its roots - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Zealotry: 1. The enemy of idealism; 2. What a tree salesman likes to do. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago. The second best time is now. - Chinese Proverb
There was nothing in the dark that wasn't there when the lights were on. - Rod Serling
Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas. - Kin Hubbard
Learn not to talk to me. You shake the tree, a leopard's going to fall out. - Kobe Bryant
I don't have to look up my family tree, because I know that I'm the sap. - Fred Allen
Mail your packages early, so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas. - Johnny Carson
There are dark shadows on the earth, but its lights are stronger in the contrast. - Charles Dickens
Southerners are so devoted to genealogy that we see a family tree under every bush. - Florence King
If my Valentine you won't be,
I'll hang myself on your Christmas tree. - Ernest Hemingway
Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa. - Bart Simpson
Chocolate comes from coco, which is a tree - that makes it a plant. Chocolate is salad. - Unknown
Learning is an ornament in prosperity, a refuge in adversity, and a provision in old age. - Aristotle
We need to learn to set our course by the stars, not by the lights of every passing ship. - Omar N Bradley
The fly that doesn't want to be swatted is most secure when it lights on the fly-swatter. - G.C. Lichtenberg
If I had six hours to chop down a tree, I'd spend the first four hours sharpening the axe. - Abraham Lincoln
The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants. - Thomas Jefferson
As an actor you become that lighting rod between the person who made the play and the audience. - Christopher Walken
The difference between a gun and a tree is a difference of tempo. The tree explodes every spring. - Ezra Pound
I still have my Christmas Tree. I looked at it today. Sure enough, I couldn't see any forests. - Steven Wright
It's better to fall from a tree and break your back than to fall in love and break your heart. - African Proverb
Middle age is when a guy keeps turning off the lights for economical rather than romantic reasons. - Lillian Carter
No matter how carefully you stored the lights last year, they will be snarled again this Christmas. - Robert Kirby
I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving. - Steven Wright
Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. - Unknown
You get the best effort from others not by lighting a fire beneath them, but by building a fire within. - Bob Nelson
The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a family all wrapped up in each other. - Bill Vaughan
Bountiful: What Captain Bligh declared after learning that one more breadfruit tree would sink his ship - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The reason there are so many tree-lined boulevards in Paris is so the German army can march in the shade. - George S Patton
I cannot work; I cannot speak; I cannot live or love as I should, unless God's wisdom lights my path. - David Jeremiah
Might make a real good Christmas present for the uninformed. The book is called 'Taking America Back.' - Paul Harvey
I gave my young nephew a book for Christmas. He's spent six months looking for where to put
the batteries. - Milton Berle
Except during the nine months before he draws his first breath, no man manages his affairs as well as a tree does. - George Bernard Shaw
Character is like a tree and reputation like a shadow. The shadow is what we think of it; the tree is the real thing. - Abraham Lincoln
If you are lonely, dim all lights and put on a horror movie. After a while it won't feel like you are alone anymore. - Unknown
You can't be suspicious of a tree, or accuse a bird or a squirrel of subversion or challenge the ideology of a violet. - Hal Borland
Trying to predict the future is like trying to drive down a country road at night with no lights while looking out the back window. - Peter F Drucker
On the top of the Crumpetty Tree
The Quangle Wangle sat,
But his face you could not see,
On account of his Beaver Hat. - Edward Lear
Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it was stupid. - Albert Einstein
Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong. - George Carlin
I think that I shall never see
A billboard lovely as a tree;
Perhaps, unless the billboards fall,
I'll never see a tree at all. - Ogden Nash
Even after all this time, the sun never says to the earth, "You owe me." Look what happens with a love like that. It lights the whole sky. - Hafez
Love is like the wild-rose briar, friendship like the holly-tree. The holly is dark when the rose-briar blooms, but which will bloom most constantly? - Emily Bronte