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The New Norm

Face mask protection now required at Cheers

The New Norm thanks to Dan MacAulay

Hilary Norman "Norm" Peterson was a fictional character on the American television show Cheers. The character was portrayed by George Wendt and is named Hilary after his grandfather. Norm appeared in all 275 episodes of Cheers between 1982–1993, and was initially the only customer featured in the main cast.

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Plans make dreams reality. - Susan Pace-Koch

The vertizontal hold on the TV. - Archie Bunker

Reality continues to ruin my life. - Bill Watterson

A hallucination is a species of reality. - Terence McKenna

Television! Teacher, mother, secret lover! - Homer Simpson

Reality is nothing but a collective hunch. - Jane Wagner

Reality is not always probable, or likely. - Jorge Luis Borges

Television has raised writing to a new low. - Samuel Goldwyn

In television blood is thicker than talent. - Gerald F Lieberman

Love paid a price so hope could become a reality. - Susan Gaddis

All our separate fictions add up to joint reality. - Stanislaw Lec

Sometimes reality is too complex. Stories give it form. - Jean Luc Godard

Imagination is the one weapon in the war against reality. - Jules de Gaultier

He too serves a certain purpose who only stands and cheers. - Henry Adams

Leadership is the capacity to translate vision into reality. - Warren G Bennis

Television has been the single greatest shaper of emptiness. - Ravi Zacharias

Sometimes the appropriate response to reality is to go insane. - Philip K. Dick

The distance between your dreams and reality is called action. - Unknown

Cheers to a New Year and another chance for us to get it right. - Oprah Winfrey

Television is called a medium because anything good on it is rare. - Fred Allen

Reality: The leading cause of stress among those in touch with it. - Lily Tomlin

TV is simply a place where people go when they get tired of thinking. - Kevin Devitte

Television has brought back murder into the home... where it belongs. - Alfred Hitchcock

The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense. - Tom Clancy

Men don't care what's on TV. They only care what else is on TV. - Jerry Seinfeld

It is only hope which is real, and reality is a bitterness and a deceit. - William Makepeace Thackeray

Idealism is fine, but as it approaches reality, the costs become prohibitive. - William F. Buckley, Jr.

A dream you dream alone is only a dream. A dream you dream together is reality. - Yoko Ono

I'm not crazy about reality, but it's still the only place to get a decent meal. - Groucho Marx

For those of you watching who do not have television sets, live commentary is on Radio 2. - David Coleman

The audience, upon learning that the real Buffalo Bill was present, gave several cheers between the acts. - Buffalo Bill

When will I learn? The answers to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle, they're on TV! - Homer Simpson

Television: The device that brings into your living room characters you would never allow in your living room. - Red Skelton

The first responsibility of a leader is to define reality. The last is to say thank you. In between, the leader is a servant. - Max DePree

In our society those who are in reality superior in intelligence can be accepted by their fellows only if they pretend they are not. - Marya Mannes

He who cannot change the very fabric of his thought will never be able to change reality, and will never, therefore, make any progress. - Anwar Sadat

You never change things by fighting the existing reality. To change something, build a new model that makes the existing model obsolete. - R Buckminster Fuller

Faith is not logical. But it isn't illogical either. Faith is theological. It does not ignore reality; it just adds God into the equation. - Mark Batterson

More people watch television and get their information that way than read books. I find new technology and new ways of communication very exciting. - Stephen Covey

I could never have imagined that firing 67 people on national television would actually make me more popular, especially with the younger generation. - Donald Trump


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