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The New Norm

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The New Norm thanks to Dan MacAulay

Hilary Norman "Norm" Peterson was a fictional character on the American television show Cheers. The character was portrayed by George Wendt and is named Hilary after his grandfather. Norm appeared in all 275 episodes of Cheers between 1982–1993, and was initially the only customer featured in the main cast.

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Plans make dreams reality. - Susan Pace-Koch

Reality – what a concept! - Robin Williams

Fishing Show: Reel-life TV. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Telegant: Looking good on TV - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The vertizontal hold on the TV. - Archie Bunker

Reality is almost always wrong. - Gregory House

A hallucination is a species of reality. - Terence McKenna

A TV licence is a licence to print money. - Roy Thomson

It's the hottest thing on television. - Donald Trump

Reality is nothing but a collective hunch. - Jane Wagner

Reality is not always probable, or likely. - Jorge Luis Borges

In television blood is thicker than talent. - Gerald F Lieberman

Love paid a price so hope could become a reality. - Susan Gaddis

When I was your age, television was called books. - William Goldman

Television proves that sight has a definite odor. - Gerald F Lieberman

Kids don't remember their best day of television. - Unknown

Nothing is really real unless it happens on television. - Daniel J. Boorstin

Sometimes reality is too complex. Stories give it form. - Jean Luc Godard

Imagination is the one weapon in the war against reality. - Jules de Gaultier

Life doesn't imitate art; it imitates bad television. - Woody Allen

Television is a medium because anything well done is rare. - Fred Allen

He too serves a certain purpose who only stands and cheers. - Henry Adams

Leadership is the capacity to translate vision into reality. - Warren G Bennis

Sometimes the appropriate response to reality is to go insane. - Philip K. Dick

The distance between your dreams and reality is called action. - Unknown

Let's bask in television's warm, glowing, warming glow. - Homer Simpson

Canadian cities looked the way American cities did on television. - William Gibson

Television is called a medium because anything good on it is rare. - Fred Allen

Reality: The leading cause of stress among those in touch with it. - Lily Tomlin

Fearful as reality is, it is less fearful than evasions of reality. - Caitlin Thomas

Entertainment is a thing of the past, today we've got television. - Archie Bunker

TV is simply a place where people go when they get tired of thinking. - Kevin Devitte

Television has brought back murder into the home... where it belongs. - Alfred Hitchcock

Men don't care what's on TV. They only care what else is on TV. - Jerry Seinfeld

My children refuse to eat anything that hasn't danced on television. - Erma Bombeck

Symptoms, then are in reality nothing but the cry from suffering organs. - Jean-Martin Charcot

So long as there's a jingle in your head, television isn't free. - Jason Love

It is only hope which is real, and reality is a bitterness and a deceit. - William Makepeace Thackeray

Bad humour is an evasion of reality; good humour is an acceptance of it. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Television Programming: Material that fills the time between commercials - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Getting an award from TV is like being kissed by someone with bad breath. - Mason Williams

The reality is you either step into the future, or you become a dinosaur. - M Shadows

Since we cannot change reality, let us change the eyes which see reality. - Nikos Kazantzakis

Idealism is fine, but as it approaches reality, the costs become prohibitive. - William F. Buckley, Jr.

Television has proved that people will look at anything rather than each other. - Ann Landers

A dream you dream alone is only a dream. A dream you dream together is reality. - Yoko Ono

There's so much comedy on television. Does that cause comedy in the streets? - Dick Cavett

You can avoid reality, but you cannot avoid the consequences of avoiding reality. - Ayn Rand

If it weren't for electricity, we'd all be watching television by candlelight. - George Gobel

For those of you watching who do not have television sets, live commentary is on Radio 2. - David Coleman

I wanted this to be a movie on TV so I could press the off button and make it all go away. - Michelle Rowen

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

So many people are on television that don't know me, and they're like experts on me. - Donald Trump

Television has changed the American child from an irresistable force to an immovable object. - Laurence J Peter

You said you have a dream. Make your wonderful dream a reality, and it will become your truth. - Pokemon

A dream doesn't become reality through magic; it takes sweat, determination and hard work. - Colin Powell

President Ford tells us all to bite the bullet and Betsy Ford goes on TV and shoots off her mouth. - Archie Bunker

The masses are in reality their own leaders, dialectically creating their own development process. - Rosa Luxemburg

Television was not intended to make human beings vacuous, but it is an emanation of their vacuity. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Our fears are more numerous than our dangers, and we suffer more in our imagination than in reality. - Seneca

The concept that vaccine-induced immunity is superior in any way to natural immunity is sheer nonsense. - Dr Steven Pelech

The audience, upon learning that the real Buffalo Bill was present, gave several cheers between the acts. - Buffalo Bill

Attachment is the great fabricator of illusions; reality can be attained only by someone who is detached. - Simone Weil

Television remote controls encourage couch potatoes to exercise their options while broadening their base. - William Arthur Ward

You know when you eat too many sweets and get diabetes? Paparazzi are the diabetes of materialistic culture. - Shirley MacLaine

The past exists only in our memories,
The future only in our plans.
The present is our only reality. - Robert Pirsig

When will I learn? The answers to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle, they're on TV! - Homer Simpson

You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams. - Dr. Seuss

There is no way you can get people to believe you on screen if they know who you really are through television. - Jack Nicholson

The last fight was my fault though. My wife asked, "What's on the TV?"
I said, "Dust!" - Red Skelton

Whatever we plant in our subconscious mind and nourish with repetition and emotion will one day become a reality. - Earl Nightingale

Men in general judge more from appearances than from reality. All men have eyes, but few have the gift of penetration. - Niccolo Machiavelli

All our science, measured against reality, is primitive and childlike - and yet it is the most precious thing we have. - Albert Einstein

Remembering is a gift - a silent gift, because it roots us in reality while at the same time pointing us towards eternity. - Raphael Anzenberger

It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to squeeze in eight hours of TV a day. - Homer Simpson

Television is an invention that permits you to be entertained in your living room by people you wouldn't have in your home. - David Frost

The use of traveling is to regulate imagination by reality, and instead of thinking how things may be, to see them as they are. - Samuel Johnson

The perfect date for me would be staying at home, making a big picnic in bed, eating Wotsits and cookies while watching cable TV. - Kim Kardashian

In our society those who are in reality superior in intelligence can be accepted by their fellows only if they pretend they are not. - Marya Mannes

The depravity of man is at once the most empirically verifiable reality, but at the same time the most intellectually resisted fact. - Malcolm Muggeridge

As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain; and as far as they are certain, they do not refer to reality. - Albert Einstein

You never change things by fighting the existing reality. To change something, build a new model that makes the existing model obsolete. - R Buckminster Fuller

I put my air conditioner in backwards. It got cold outside. The weatherman on TV was confused. "It was supposed to be hot today." - Steven Wright

The average family spends 30 hours in front of a television, and they say they don't have the time to have a balanced, integrated life. - Stephen Covey

Faith is not logical. But it isn't illogical either. Faith is theological. It does not ignore reality; it just adds God into the equation. - Mark Batterson


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