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The New Norm

Face mask protection now required at Cheers

The New Norm thanks to Dan MacAulay

Hilary Norman "Norm" Peterson was a fictional character on the American television show Cheers. The character was portrayed by George Wendt and is named Hilary after his grandfather. Norm appeared in all 275 episodes of Cheers between 1982–1993, and was initially the only customer featured in the main cast.

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Plans make dreams reality. - Susan Pace-Koch

A hallucination is a species of reality. - Terence McKenna

Human kind cannot bear very much reality. - T S Eliot

Reality is nothing but a collective hunch. - Jane Wagner

In television blood is thicker than talent. - Gerald F Lieberman

Love paid a price so hope could become a reality. - Susan Gaddis

When I was your age, television was called books. - William Goldman

Sex on television can't hurt you - unless you fall off. - Unknown

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

Reality can be lost when reason and language have been violated. - Ravi Zacharias

Canadian cities looked the way American cities did on television. - William Gibson

Television is called a medium because anything good on it is rare. - Fred Allen

Entertainment is a thing of the past, today we've got television. - Archie Bunker

Television has brought back murder into the home... where it belongs. - Alfred Hitchcock

Men don't care what's on TV. They only care what else is on TV. - Jerry Seinfeld

Symptoms, then are in reality nothing but the cry from suffering organs. - Jean-Martin Charcot

Since we cannot change reality, let us change the eyes which see reality. - Nikos Kazantzakis

Jogging is for people who aren't intelligent enough to watch television. - Victoria Wood

Television: a medium. So called because it's neither rare nor well done. - Ernie Kovacs

The times have not become more violent. They have just become more televised. - Marilyn Manson

So many people are on television that don't know me, and they're like experts on me. - Donald Trump

Television has changed the American child from an irresistable force to an immovable object. - Laurence J Peter

You said you have a dream. Make your wonderful dream a reality, and it will become your truth. - Pokemon

The masses are in reality their own leaders, dialectically creating their own development process. - Rosa Luxemburg

I chose the Egyptian dream: the dream to make a TV show, and then be called an infidel by the end. - Bassem Youssef

Morality binds and blinds. It binds us into teams... but thereby makes us go blind to objective reality. - Jonathan Haidt

By its very nature the beautiful is isolated from everything else. From beauty no road leads to reality. - Hannah Arendt

We owe a lot to Thomas Edison - if it wasn't for him, we'd be watching television by candlelight. - Milton Berle

Attachment is the great fabricator of illusions; reality can be attained only by someone who is detached. - Simone Weil

Television remote controls encourage couch potatoes to exercise their options while broadening their base. - William Arthur Ward

Dream your dream; and realize that you are more than just the dreamer, you are the point of origin for its reality. - Steve Maraboli

If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of the television, we'd still be eating frozen radio dinners. - Johnny Carson

Why something in the public interest such as television news can be fought over, like a chain of hamburger stands, eludes me. - Jimmy Breslin

Man alone has the power to transform his thoughts into physical reality; man, alone, can dream and make his dreams come true. - Napoleon Hill

We pick politicians by how they look on TV and Miss America on where she stands on the issues. Isn't that a little backwards? - Jay Leno

The perfect date for me would be staying at home, making a big picnic in bed, eating Wotsits and cookies while watching cable TV. - Kim Kardashian

He who cannot change the very fabric of his thought will never be able to change reality, and will never, therefore, make any progress. - Anwar Sadat

You never change things by fighting the existing reality. To change something, build a new model that makes the existing model obsolete. - R Buckminster Fuller

You're not supposed to be so blind with patriotism that you can't face reality. Wrong is wrong, no matter who does it or who says it. - Malcolm X

What brought me into the TV business is what keeps me here and happy. You can learn something new every day if you have a really positive attitude. - Katie Couric


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