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The New Norm

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The New Norm thanks to Dan MacAulay

Hilary Norman "Norm" Peterson was a fictional character on the American television show Cheers. The character was portrayed by George Wendt and is named Hilary after his grandfather. Norm appeared in all 275 episodes of Cheers between 1982–1993, and was initially the only customer featured in the main cast.

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Plans make dreams reality. - Susan Pace-Koch

Reality – what a concept! - Robin Williams

Fishing Show: Reel-life TV. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Telegant: Looking good on TV - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

TV: Chewing gum for the eyes. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Reality is frequently inaccurate. - Douglas Adams

Reality is something you rise above. - Liza Minnelli

A hallucination is a species of reality. - Terence McKenna

It's the hottest thing on television. - Donald Trump

Television has raised writing to a new low. - Samuel Goldwyn

In television blood is thicker than talent. - Gerald F Lieberman

Fiction reveals the truth that reality obscures. - Jessamyn West

Love paid a price so hope could become a reality. - Susan Gaddis

Mobile is a lot closer to TV than it is to desktop. - Mark Zuckerberg

We suffer more often in imagination than in reality. - Seneca

Kids don't remember their best day of television. - Unknown

Nothing is really real unless it happens on television. - Daniel J. Boorstin

Sometimes reality is too complex. Stories give it form. - Jean Luc Godard

Imagination is the one weapon in the war against reality. - Jules de Gaultier

Sex on television can't hurt you - unless you fall off. - Unknown

Television has been the single greatest shaper of emptiness. - Ravi Zacharias

Sometimes the appropriate response to reality is to go insane. - Philip K. Dick

The distance between your dreams and reality is called action. - Unknown

Cheers to a New Year and another chance for us to get it right. - Oprah Winfrey

Let's bask in television's warm, glowing, warming glow. - Homer Simpson

It's very nearly impossible to tell the truth in television. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Reality can be lost when reason and language have been violated. - Ravi Zacharias

When you argue with reality, you lose, but only 100% of the time. - Byron Katie

Canadian cities looked the way American cities did on television. - William Gibson

Reality is just a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs. - Lily Tomlin

Television is called a medium because anything good on it is rare. - Fred Allen

Fearful as reality is, it is less fearful than evasions of reality. - Caitlin Thomas

When your wife asks what's on TV, dust is not the right answer. - Unknown

Life is not a problem to be solved, but a reality to be experienced. - Soren Kierkegaard

Television has brought back murder into the home... where it belongs. - Alfred Hitchcock

The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television. - Dave Barry

Symptoms, then are in reality nothing but the cry from suffering organs. - Jean-Martin Charcot

So long as there's a jingle in your head, television isn't free. - Jason Love

Television Programming: Material that fills the time between commercials - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The reality is you either step into the future, or you become a dinosaur. - M Shadows

Jogging is for people who aren't intelligent enough to watch television. - Victoria Wood

Television: a medium. So called because it's neither rare nor well done. - Ernie Kovacs

Television has proved that people will look at anything rather than each other. - Ann Landers

There's so much comedy on television. Does that cause comedy in the streets? - Dick Cavett

You can avoid reality, but you cannot avoid the consequences of avoiding reality. - Ayn Rand

If it weren't for electricity, we'd all be watching television by candlelight. - George Gobel

I wanted this to be a movie on TV so I could press the off button and make it all go away. - Michelle Rowen

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

So many people are on television that don't know me, and they're like experts on me. - Donald Trump

One of the most important gifts we have in television - the ability to heal through laughter. - Soleil M Frye

The reality of professional skateboarding contests is that they're not relevant in our world. - Rob Dyrdek

President Ford tells us all to bite the bullet and Betsy Ford goes on TV and shoots off her mouth. - Archie Bunker

The masses are in reality their own leaders, dialectically creating their own development process. - Rosa Luxemburg

I chose the Egyptian dream: the dream to make a TV show, and then be called an infidel by the end. - Bassem Youssef

Television was not intended to make human beings vacuous, but it is an emanation of their vacuity. - Malcolm Muggeridge

TV and the Internet are good because they keep stupid people from spending too much time out in public. - Douglas Coupland

The concept that vaccine-induced immunity is superior in any way to natural immunity is sheer nonsense. - Dr Steven Pelech

We owe a lot to Thomas Edison - if it wasn't for him, we'd be watching television by candlelight. - Milton Berle

If I don't work, I'll be sitting on the couch watching TV, eating popcorn and getting like a cow. - Celia Cruz

The audience, upon learning that the real Buffalo Bill was present, gave several cheers between the acts. - Buffalo Bill

Attachment is the great fabricator of illusions; reality can be attained only by someone who is detached. - Simone Weil

You could say that the paparazzi and the tabloids are sort of the assault weapons of the First Amendment. - Charlton Heston

Television remote controls encourage couch potatoes to exercise their options while broadening their base. - William Arthur Ward

One of television's great contributions is that it brought murder back into the home, where it belongs. - Alfred Hitchcock

You know when you eat too many sweets and get diabetes? Paparazzi are the diabetes of materialistic culture. - Shirley MacLaine

When will I learn? The answers to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle, they're on TV! - Homer Simpson

Every video I'm in, every magazine cover, they stretch you, they make you perfect. It's not real life. - Lady Gaga

The last fight was my fault though. My wife asked, "What's on the TV?"
I said, "Dust!" - Red Skelton

I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book. - Groucho Marx

Whatever we plant in our subconscious mind and nourish with repetition and emotion will one day become a reality. - Earl Nightingale

If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of the television, we'd still be eating frozen radio dinners. - Johnny Carson

All our science, measured against reality, is primitive and childlike - and yet it is the most precious thing we have. - Albert Einstein

Remembering is a gift - a silent gift, because it roots us in reality while at the same time pointing us towards eternity. - Raphael Anzenberger

The public has an appetite for anything about imagination: anything that is far away from reality as is creatively possible. - Steven Spielberg

It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to squeeze in eight hours of TV a day. - Homer Simpson

One supreme fact which I have discovered is that it is not willpower but imagination that creates. Imagination creates reality. - Richard Wagner

You've probably got a device on you that can shoot decent video, so what's stopping you? Capture and share some moments. - Steve Garfield

In our society those who are in reality superior in intelligence can be accepted by their fellows only if they pretend they are not. - Marya Mannes

The depravity of man is at once the most empirically verifiable reality, but at the same time the most intellectually resisted fact. - Malcolm Muggeridge

As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain; and as far as they are certain, they do not refer to reality. - Albert Einstein

He who cannot change the very fabric of his thought will never be able to change reality, and will never, therefore, make any progress. - Anwar Sadat

The average family spends 30 hours in front of a television, and they say they don't have the time to have a balanced, integrated life. - Stephen Covey

You're not supposed to be so blind with patriotism that you can't face reality. Wrong is wrong, no matter who does it or who says it. - Malcolm X

One night I walked home very late and fell asleep in somebody's satellite dish. My dreams were showing up on TV's all over the world. - Steven Wright

Perhaps women have always been in closer contact with reality than men: it would seem to be the just recompense for being deprived of idealism. - Germaine Greer


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