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Viral Doctor humour for Canadian Political adherents and TP hoarders

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No doctor is better than three. - German Proverb

Politics is war by other measures. - Steve Bannon

Politics makes strange red-fellows. - Will Rogers

In politics nothing is contemptible. - Benjamin Disraeli

Crime does not pay as well as politics. - Alfred E. Newman

Practical politics consists in ignoring facts. - Henry Brooks Adams

Politics is not a game. It is an earnest business. - Winston Churchill

Turn on to politics, or politics will turn on you. - Ralph Nader

Guns have only two enemies - rust and politicians. - Unknown

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. - Erma Bombeck

The end move in politics is always to pick up a gun. - R Buckminster Fuller

What this country needs are more unemployed politicians. - Edward Langley

In politics, a lie unanswered becomes truth within 24 hours. - Willie Brown

A doctor whose breath smells has no right to medical opinion. - Martin H. Fischer

We live in a world in which politics has replaced philosophy. - Martin L. Gross

You can't get rich in politics unless you're a crook. - Harry S Truman

An honest politician is one who when he's bought stays bought. - Simon Cameron

In order to become the master, the politician poses as the servant. - Charles de Gaulle

An honest politician is one who, when he is bought, will stay bought. - Simon Cameron

A good politician, under democracy, is quite as unthinkable as an honest burglar. - H L Mencken

It's amazing how the world begins to change through the eyes of a cup of coffee. - Donna A Favors

No, Doctor, I don't want to grow young again. I just want to keep on growing old. - Madame de Rothschild

People pay the doctor for his trouble; for his kindness they still remain in his debt. - Seneca

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In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man; if you want anything done, ask a woman. - Margaret Thatcher

Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build bridges even when there are no rivers. - Nikita Khruschev

Don't talk to me until I've had my coffee, and then after that still don't talk to me. - Unknown

I won't eat anything that has intelligent life, but I would gladly eat a network executive or a politician. - Marty Feldman

Just because you do not take an interest in politics doesn't mean politics won't take an interest in you. - Pericles (430 B.C.)

Harold MacMillan is a very intelligent man, who, as so often happens in politics, achieved supreme power too late. - Malcolm Muggeridge

What politicians want to create is irreversible change because when you leave office someone changes it back again. - Estelle Morris

The doctor may also learn more about the illness from the way the patient tells the story than from the story itself. - James B. Herrick

The best doctor in the world is a veterinarian. He can't ask his patients what is the matter - he's got to know. - Will Rogers

Physicians and politicians resemble one another in this respect, that some defend the constitution and others destroy it. - Unknown

It is not in the nature of politics that the best men should be elected. The best men do not want to govern their fellowmen. - George MacDonald

A doctor who cannot take a good history and a patient who cannot give one are in danger of giving and receiving bad treatment. - Unknown

It is reasonable to expect the doctor to recognize that science may not have all the answers to problems of health and healing. - Norman Cousins

I am quite sure now that often in matters concerning religion and politics, a man's reasoning powers are not above the monkeys. - Mark Twain

I recently went to a new doctor and noticed he was located in something called the Professional Building. I felt better right away. - George Carlin

Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first. - Ronald Reagan


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