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Viral Doctor humour for Canadian Political adherents and TP hoarders

Tested Positive thanks to Barry McCartney

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Has Beans: Used coffee grounds - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Time is generally the best doctor. - Ovid

The gun is not out of Irish politics. - Ian Paisley

A young doctor makes a humpy graveyard. - English Proverb

IN GOD WE TRUST: All others we virus scan - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Coffee,chocolate, men. The richer the better! - Unknown

Practical politics consists in ignoring facts. - Henry Brooks Adams

The doctor is to be feared more than the disease. - French Proverb

A little chocolate a day keeps the doctor at bay. - Marcia Carrington

Politicians can't manage. All they can do is talk. - Donald Trump

No man is a good doctor who has never been sick himself. - Chinese Proverb

Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows - marriage does. - Groucho Marx

You can't get rich in politics unless you're a crook. - Harry S Truman

An honest politician is one who when he's bought stays bought. - Simon Cameron

Most of the time he sounds like he has a mouth full of toilet paper. - Rex Reed

Politics is war without bloodshed while war is politics with bloodshed. - Mao Zedong

Every politician should have been born an orphan and remain a bachelor. - Lady Bird Johnson

A woman doctor is only good for women's problems - like your groinocology - Archie Bunker

If politicians and scientists were lazier, how much happier we should all be. - Evelyn Waugh

The short memories of American voters is what keeps our politicians in office. - Will Rogers

It's amazing how the world begins to change through the eyes of a cup of coffee. - Donna A Favors

The fastest way for a politician to become an elder statesman is to lose an election. - Earl Wilson

The single biggest threat to man's continued dominance on the planet is the virus. - Joshua Lederberg

I wonder why you can always read a Doctor's bill but you can never read his prescription. - Finley Peter Dunne

Animals are like little children a bit. They're simple. They don't have politics driving them. - Annabelle Sabloff

Politics: Poli, a Latin word meaning "many"; and tics, meaning "bloodsucking creatures." - Robin Williams

The doctor sees all the weakness of mankind, the lawyer all the wickedness, the theologian all the stupidity. - Arthur Schopenhauer

If a politician found he had cannibals among his constituents, he would promise them missionaries for dinner. - H L Mencken

Harold MacMillan is a very intelligent man, who, as so often happens in politics, achieved supreme power too late. - Malcolm Muggeridge

My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies. - WC Fields

It is inexcusable for scientists to torture animals; let them make their experiments on journalists and politicians. - Henrik Ibsen

The doctor may also learn more about the illness from the way the patient tells the story than from the story itself. - James B. Herrick

Calculating how much carbon is absorbed by which forests and farms is a tricky task, especially when politicians do it. - Donella Meadows

It is astonishing with how little reading a doctor can practice medicine, but is not astonishing how badly he may do it. - William Osler

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy. - Groucho Marx

I'm planning to adopt a dog soon. It wasn't my first choice but my Doctor told me I can't have any biologically. - Bill Murray

A doctor must work eighteen hours a day and seven days a week. If you cannot console yourself to this, get out of the profession. - Martin H. Fischer

I am quite sure now that often in matters concerning religion and politics, a man's reasoning powers are not above the monkeys. - Mark Twain

The best way to lose weight is to close your mouth - something very difficult for a politician. Or watch your food - just watch it, don't eat it. - Edward I Kock

Blind dates are treacherous. You don't know who this person is. You wonder, "Should I call my grandma during coffee to get out of this?" - Alan Alda


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