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My friends are my estate. - Emily Dickinson

Say hello to my little friend. - Scarface

Friends are the family you choose. - Jennifer Aniston

Love is blind; friendship closes its eyes. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Female Friends: Women mad at the same person - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Tea to the English is really a picnic indoors. - Alice Walker

All your friends are gonna be green with envious. - Archie Bunker

Sometimes a girl's gotta have some chocolate. - Carrie Underwood

You can't trust the judgment of good friends. - Carl Sandburg

The greatest healing therapy is friendship and love. - Hubert H Humphrey

What is a friend? A single soul dwelling in two bodies. - Aristotle

Sometimes the cost of integrity is the loss of a friend. - Jack McDevitt

Babysitters: Girls you hire to watch your television set. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Eros will have naked bodies; Friendship naked personalities. - C S Lewis

Nothing is there more friendly to a man than a friend in need. - Plautus

A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you. - Elbert Hubbard

A friend can tell you things you don't want to tell yourself. - Frances Weller

A girl must marry for love, and keep on marrying until she finds it. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

Friendship is the only cement that will ever hold the world together. - Woodrow Wilson

If you would keep your secret from an enemy, tell it not to a friend. - Benjamin Franklin

A dog has lots of friends because he wags his tail and not his tongue. - Unknown

Money can't buy you friends, but you can get a better class of enemy. - Spike Milligan

There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate. - Linda Grayson

Wishing to be friends is quick work, but friendship is a slow ripening fruit. - Aristotle

The only reward of virtue is virtue; the only way to have a friend is to be one. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

It is wise to apply the refined oil of politeness to the mechanism of friendship. - Colette

It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

True happiness consists not in the multitude of friends, but in the worth and choice. - Ben Jonson

Tease: A girl who is always thinking of a man’s happiness, and how to prevent it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. - Doug Larson

I was the class clown so I was used to performing and fooling around in front of my friends. - Dominic Monaghan

If leeches ate peaches instead of my blood,
then I would be free to drink tea in the mud! - Emilie Autumn

After all, inside every woman, no matter how grown up she is, there is still a frightened little girl. - Sergei Lukyanenko

Lately all my friends are worried they're turning into their fathers. I'm worried I'm not. - Dan Zevin

Family, religion, friendship... these are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business. - Mr. Burns

I'm telling you this 'cause you're one of my friends. My alphabet starts where your alphabet ends! - Dr. Seuss

I like thieves. Some of my best friends are thieves. Why, just last week we had the president of the bank over for dinner. - WC Fields

Ever since I was a little girl, I’ve always enjoyed feeling afraid. I think it is the most delicious feeling there is. - Domingos Monteiro

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins

In every circle of friends there's always that one person everyone secretly hates. Don't have one? Then it's probably you. - Will Ferrell


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