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My friends are my estate. - Emily Dickinson

Friends are the sunshine of life. - John Hay

Girl: A giggle with glitter on it. - Unknown

A friend's eye is a good mirror. - Irish Proverb

A true friend is one soul in two bodies. - Aristotle

Friends don't let friends use Comic Sans. - Unknown

I was the kid next door's imaginary friend. - Emo Philips

This is the beginning of a beautiful friendship. - Casablanca

In the cookie of life, friends are chocolate chips. - Salman Rushdie

I have no friends and no enemies - only competitors. - Aristotle Onassis

All my friends don't recognize me without a limp. - Kim Stewart

An optimist is a girl who mistakes a bulge for a curve. - Ring Lardner

I've had Irish skin from the time I was a young girl. - Lara Flynn Boyle

If you pity rogues you are no great friend to honest men. - Thomas Fuller

Tell me who your friends are and I will tell you who you are. - Russian Proverb

Nothing is there more friendly to a man than a friend in need. - Plautus

Surely a pretty woman never looks prettier than when making tea. - Mary E. Braddon

When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. - Edward Abbey

A friend can tell you things you don't want to tell yourself. - Frances Weller

A wise man gets more use from his enemies than a fool from his friends. - Baltasar Gracian

Friends, if we be honest with ourselves, we shall be honest with each other. - George Macdonald

The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. - George Carlin

If two friends ask you to judge a dispute, don't accept, because you will lose one friend. - St. Augustine

A little girl is sugar and spice and everything nice - especially when she's taking a nap. - Unknown

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx

I figure if I have my health, can pay the rent and I have my friends, I call it "content." - Lauren Bacall

Don't make friends who are comfortable to be with. Make friends who will force you to lever yourself up. - Thomas J. Watson Sr.

We took pictures of the native girls, but they weren't developed.
But we're going back next week. - Groucho Marx

I don't need a friend who changes when I change and who nods when I nod; my shadow does that much better. - Plutarch

If we would build on a sure foundation in friendship, we must love friends for their sake rather than for our own. - Charlotte Bronte

Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love, but no friendship. - Oscar Wilde

You can always tell a real friend: when you make a fool of yourself, he doesn't feel you've done a permanent job. - Laurence Peter

If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt

I once sent a dozen of my friends a telegram saying "flee at once - all is discovered." They all left town immediately. - Mark Twain

Though my friends envied me because I always seemed so cheerful and confident, I was secretly terrified of practically everything. - Erica Jong

You are no more exempt from time's inexorable passing than Macbeth. Whether time is your friend or foe depends on how you use it. - Patricia Fripp

Science will never be able to reduce the value of a sunset to arithmetic. Nor can it reduce friendship or statesmanship to a formula. - Louis Orr

People share, read and generally engage more with any type of content when it's surfaced through friends and people they know and trust. - Malorie Lucich

Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art. It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things that give value to survival. - C S Lewis

Books are the quietest and most constant of friends; they are the most accessible and wisest of counselors, and the most patient of teachers. - Charles W. Eliot


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