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Big girls need big diamonds. - Elizabeth Taylor

Girl: A giggle with glitter on it. - Unknown

Diamonds are a girl's best friend. - Leo Robin

Hold a true friend with both your hands. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

All dancing girls are nineteen years old. - Japanese Proverb

To God, thy country, and thy friend be true. - Bill Vaughan

Good friends, like wine, get better with age. - Unknown

Friends don't let friends use Comic Sans. - Unknown

Alzeimer's Advantage: New friends every day. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Flatterers looks like friends, as wolves like dogs. - George Chapman

You will always be my best friend - you know too much! - Unknown

The ornament of a house is the friends who frequent it. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A friend is someone who makes you feel totally acceptable. - Ene Riisna

Go often to the house of a friend, for weeds choke the unused path. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A flatterer is a friend who is your inferior, or pretends to be so. - Aristotle

Jackpot: When all the kids stay at friends' homes for the night - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Don't abuse your friends and expect them to consider it criticism. - Ed Howe

There is nothing on this earth more to be prized than true friendship. - Thomas Aquinas

A dog has lots of friends because he wags his tail and not his tongue. - Unknown

Those who cannot give friendship will rarely receive it, and never hold it. - Dagobert D. Runes

I liked being a teenager, but I would not go back for all the tea in China. - Rob Lowe

Friends, if we be honest with ourselves, we shall be honest with each other. - George Macdonald

Wishing to be friends is quick work, but friendship is a slow ripening fruit. - Aristotle

A friend is a person with whom I may be sincere. Before him, I may think aloud. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

My friend Sam has one leg. I went to his house. I couldn't go up the stairs. - Steven Wright

We make our friends. We make our enemies. But God makes our next-door neighbour. - G K Chesterton

True happiness consists not in the multitude of friends, but in the worth and choice. - Ben Jonson

As your best friend, I'll always pick you up when you fall - after I finish laughing. - Unknown

Laughter is not at all a bad beginning for a friendship, and it is far the best ending for one. - Oscar Wilde

Not until you become a stranger to yourself will you be able to make acquaintance with the Friend. - Mark Twain

Good friends are like shock absorbers. They help you take the lumps and bumps on the road of life. - Frank Tyger

When I was born my mother was terribly disappointed. Not that she wanted a girl - she wanted a divorce. - Woody Allen

You can take the girl out of Texas but not the Texas out of the girl and ultimately not the girl out of Texas. - Janine Turner

If we would build on a sure foundation in friendship, we must love friends for their sake rather than for our own. - Charlotte Bronte

It is a good thing to be rich and a good thing to be strong, but it is a better thing to be loved by many friends. - Euripides

We are all travelers in the wilderness of this world, and the best we can find in our travels is an honest friend. - Robert Louis Stevenson

When I was younger I did karate and martial arts, and I think it's really cool for girls to have those kinds of abilities. - Rebel Wilson

The space in a needle's eye is sufficient for two friends, but the whole world is scarcely big enough to hold two enemies. - Solomon Ibn Gabirol

The proper office of a friend is to side with you when you are in the wrong. Nearly anybody will side with you when you are right. - Mark Twain

Today will never come again. Be a blessing. Be a friend. Encourage someone. Take time to care. Let your words heal, and not wound. - Unknown


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