Talented Thief

Talent is only a starting point. - Irving Berlin

My talent: not sleeping at night. - Unknown

The crime of loving is forgetting. - Maurice Chevalier

Police do not belong in war zones. - Daniel K Moran

So much technology, so little talent. - Vernor Vinge

Crime does not pay as well as politics. - Alfred E. Newman

It is a happy talent to know how to play. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Persistence trumps talent and looks every time. - Aaron Brown

I have no particular talent. I am merely inquisitive. - Albert Einstein

All mothers have intuition. The great ones have radar. - Cathy Guisewite

Genius does what it must, and Talent does what it can. - Owen Meredith

I think crime pays. The hours are good, and you travel a lot. - Woody Allen

Talent is a wonderful thing, but it won't carry a quitter. - Stephen King

Youth is a wonderful thing. What a crime to waste it on children. - George Bernard Shaw

Talent wins games, but teamwork and intelligence win championships. - Michael Jordan

I put all my genius into my life; I put only my talent into my works. - Oscar Wilde

When some folks agree with my opinions I begin to suspect I'm wrong. - Kin Hubbard

Children's talent to endure stems from their ignorance of alternatives. - Maya Angelou

Sleeping is my drug; my bed is my dealer; and my alarm clock is the police. - Unknown

I am kind of paranoid in reverse. I suspect people of plotting to make me happy. - J.D. Salinger

Tabloid: 1. A newspaper with a permanent crime wave; 2. A screamlined newspaper. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The British have a remarkable talent for keeping calm, even when there is no crisis. - Franklin P Jones

A bear can juggle and stand on a ball and he's talented, but he's not famous. - Kim Kardashian

Blind commitment to a theory is not an intellectual virtue: it is an intellectual crime. - Imre Lakatos

We are about creating a new wave of talent. We are the Manchester United of kitchens now. - Gordon Ramsay

The old believe everything, the middle-aged suspect everything, the young know everything. - Oscar Wilde

There's only two people in your life you should lie to... the police and your girlfriend. - Jack Nicholson

People hate me because I am a multifaceted, talented, wealthy, internationally famous genius. - Jerry Lewis

The trouble with Ireland is that it's a country full of genius, with absolutely no talent. - Hugh Leonard

First of all you’ve got to have talent. And then you've got to marry her like I did. - George Burns

A man has reached middle age when he is warned to slow down by his doctor instead of the police. - Unknown

The police feel that most of the public are against them and that there is a lot of bad feeling. - Peter James

A police force, wherever they are, is made up of amazing people, and I respect them a great deal. - Nancy McKeon

Police officers may drive black and white cars, however what goes on in their job is a lot of gray. - Arik Matson

Success in life is not a matter so much of talent or opportunity but of concentration and perseverance. - C.W. Wendte

Koala Triangle: a mysterious zone in the Southern Hemisphere where persons of talent disappear without trace. - Barry Humphries

I haven't reported my missing credit card to the police because whoever stole it is spending less than my wife. - Ilie Nastase

The biggest thing separating people from their artistic ambitions is not a lack of talent. It's the lack of a deadline. - Chris Baty

A just and reasonable modesty does not only recommend eloquence, but sets off every great talent which a man can be possessed of. - Joseph Addison

You do not determine a man's greatness by his talent or wealth, as the world does, but rather by what it takes to discourage him. - Jerry Falwell