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Talented Thief

Thieves use a 'rapid jack', rivaling the operation of a race car pit crew

Talented Thief thanks to Keith Blake

Talented Thief thanks to Keith Blake

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Police do not belong in war zones. - Daniel K Moran

All people look better under arrest. - John Waters

Goose Bumps: To keep geese from speeding - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Genius is immediate, but talent takes time. - Janet Flanner

Poverty is the parent of revolution and crime. - Aristotle

Persistence trumps talent and looks every time. - Aaron Brown

Motivation will almost always beat mere talent. - Norman R Augustine

Every boy has more talent than he will ever develop. - Unknown

The police must obey the law while enforcing the law. - Earl Warren

Genius does what it must, and Talent does what it can. - Owen Meredith

Stop crime at its source - support planned parenthood. - Robert Byrne

I think crime pays. The hours are good, and you travel a lot. - Woody Allen

Talent is a wonderful thing, but it won't carry a quitter. - Stephen King

Police Station: A place where sleeping is all right in a pinch - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Celebrity is the chastisement of merit and the punishment of talent. - Emily Dickinson

The talent of success is nothing more than doing what you can do, well. - Henry W. Longfellow

For every talent that poverty has stimulated it has blighted a hundred. - John W. Gardner

When a police officer tells you to stay in the car, you stay in the car. - Reese Witherspoon

Marriage requires a special talent like acting. Monogamy requires genius. - Warren Beatty

History has been written not by the most talented but by the most motivated. - Peter Drucker

I wanted a man who wouldn't stray so I'm dating a guy on house arrest. - Kim Bove

Outside of the killings, D.C. has one of the lowest crime rates in the country. - Marion Barry

Police: The only people who are paid to go around pinching people in the wrong places - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The gift of fantasy has meant more to me than my talent for absorbing positive knowledge. - Albert Einstein

The old believe everything, the middle-aged suspect everything, the young know everything. - Oscar Wilde

There's only two people in your life you should lie to... the police and your girlfriend. - Jack Nicholson

The trouble with Ireland is that it's a country full of genius, with absolutely no talent. - Hugh Leonard

I have feelings too. I am still human. All I want is to be loved, for myself and for my talent. - Marilyn Monroe

The real tragedy of life is not being limited to one talent, but failing to use that one talent. - Unknown

Talent is God-given. Be humble. Fame is man-given. Be thankful. Conceit is self-given. Be careful. - Harvey Mackay

Police officers may drive black and white cars, however what goes on in their job is a lot of gray. - Arik Matson

Success in life is not a matter so much of talent or opportunity but of concentration and perseverance. - C.W. Wendte

I'd rather have a lot of talent and a little experience than a lot of experience and a little talent. - John Wooden

If this world is going to be reached, I am convinced that it must be done by men and women of average talent. - Dwight L. Moody

A benefit of any job is laughter. It should never be a crime to have fun on the job. It may be a crime not to. - Terry Paulson

To be successful you have to be lucky, or a little mad, or very talented, or find yourself in a rapid growth field. - Edward de Bono

For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi

At the end of a marathon, it's going to hurt whether you're speeding up or slowing down. You may as well push. - Summer Sanders

There is a blessed necessity by which the interest of men is always driving them to the right, and making all crime mean and ugly. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

When I was six, I entered a talent contest. I dyed my hair blond, had a chainsaw and pretended I was Eminem. The old folk weren't expecting that. - Nico Mirallegro


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