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Talented Thief

Thieves use a 'rapid jack', rivaling the operation of a race car pit crew

Talented Thief thanks to Keith Blake

Talented Thief thanks to Keith Blake

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The big talent is persistence. - Octavia E Butler

Talent is only a starting point. - Irving Berlin

Make crime pay. Become a lawyer. - Will Rogers

My talent: not sleeping at night. - Unknown

The crime of loving is forgetting. - Maurice Chevalier

All people look better under arrest. - John Waters

Crime does not pay as well as politics. - Alfred E. Newman

A friend to honesty and a foe to crime. - Allan Pinkerton

Genius is immediate, but talent takes time. - Janet Flanner

Where talent is a dwarf, self-esteem is a giant. - Jean Petit-Senn

The police are recruited from the criminal classes. - Gore Vidal

I have no particular talent. I am merely inquisitive. - Albert Einstein

All mothers have intuition. The great ones have radar. - Cathy Guisewite

Genius does what it must, and Talent does what it can. - Owen Meredith

Rape is the only crime in which the victim becomes the accused. - Freda Adler

Youth is a wonderful thing. What a crime to waste it on children. - George Bernard Shaw

I put all my genius into my life; I put only my talent into my works. - Oscar Wilde

For every talent that poverty has stimulated it has blighted a hundred. - John W. Gardner

It is the ability to deceive oneself that the greatest talent is shown. - Anatole France

When some folks agree with my opinions I begin to suspect I'm wrong. - Kin Hubbard

When a police officer tells you to stay in the car, you stay in the car. - Reese Witherspoon

Marriage requires a special talent like acting. Monogamy requires genius. - Warren Beatty

Children's talent to endure stems from their ignorance of alternatives. - Maya Angelou

I wanted a man who wouldn't stray so I'm dating a guy on house arrest. - Kim Bove

The police are not here to create disorder, they;re here to preserve disorder. - Richard J Daley

I am kind of paranoid in reverse. I suspect people of plotting to make me happy. - J.D. Salinger

Tabloid: 1. A newspaper with a permanent crime wave; 2. A screamlined newspaper. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Never think that war, no matter how necessary, nor how justified, is not a crime. - Ernest Hemingway

It's a proven fact that capital punishment is a well-known detergent to crime. - Archie Bunker

Police: The only people who are paid to go around pinching people in the wrong places - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

We are about creating a new wave of talent. We are the Manchester United of kitchens now. - Gordon Ramsay

Work while you have the light. You are responsible for the talent that has been entrusted to you. - Henri F Amiel

If you haven't seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven't seen her smile her prettiest. - Kin Hubbard

Women are like the police. They could have all the evidence in the world, but they still want the confession. - Chris Rock

Koala Triangle: a mysterious zone in the Southern Hemisphere where persons of talent disappear without trace. - Barry Humphries

For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi

I've never sought success in order to get fame and money; it's the talent and the passion that count in success. - Ingrid Bergman

Talent is cheaper than table salt. What separates the talented individual from the successful one is a lot of hard work. - Stephen King

A just and reasonable modesty does not only recommend eloquence, but sets off every great talent which a man can be possessed of. - Joseph Addison

When you have police officers who abuse citizens, you erode public confidence in law enforcement. That makes the job of good police officers unsafe. - Mary F Berry


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