Talented Thief

Talent is only a starting point. - Irving Berlin

All people look better under arrest. - John Waters

If you've got a talent, protect it. - Jim Carrey

Goose Bumps: To keep geese from speeding - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Suspicion often creates what it suspects. - C S Lewis

Genius is immediate, but talent takes time. - Janet Flanner

In television blood is thicker than talent. - Gerald F Lieberman

Persistence trumps talent and looks every time. - Aaron Brown

The police must obey the law while enforcing the law. - Earl Warren

He who has reaped the profits has committed the crime. - Seneca

Talent is no match for hard work, determination, and perseverance. - Unknown

Celebrity is the chastisement of merit and the punishment of talent. - Emily Dickinson

The talent of success is nothing more than doing what you can do, well. - Henry W. Longfellow

When some folks agree with my opinions I begin to suspect I'm wrong. - Kin Hubbard

When a police officer tells you to stay in the car, you stay in the car. - Reese Witherspoon

Marriage requires a special talent like acting. Monogamy requires genius. - Warren Beatty

History has been written not by the most talented but by the most motivated. - Peter Drucker

I am kind of paranoid in reverse. I suspect people of plotting to make me happy. - J.D. Salinger

Tabloid: 1. A newspaper with a permanent crime wave; 2. A screamlined newspaper. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Let's commit the perfect crime. I'll steal your heart, and you steal mine. - Meryl Streep

A bear can juggle and stand on a ball and he's talented, but he's not famous. - Kim Kardashian

Police: The only people who are paid to go around pinching people in the wrong places - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Never desert your own line of talent. Be what nature intended you for, and you will succeed. - Sydney Smith

People hate me because I am a multifaceted, talented, wealthy, internationally famous genius. - Jerry Lewis

The real tragedy of life is not being limited to one talent, but failing to use that one talent. - Unknown

A man has reached middle age when he is warned to slow down by his doctor instead of the police. - Unknown

Talent is God-given. Be humble. Fame is man-given. Be thankful. Conceit is self-given. Be careful. - Harvey Mackay

Police officers may drive black and white cars, however what goes on in their job is a lot of gray. - Arik Matson

The real tragedy of life is not being limited to one talent, but in the failure to use the one talent. - Edgar Work

I'd rather have a lot of talent and a little experience than a lot of experience and a little talent. - John Wooden

Many commit the same crime with very different results. One bears a cross for his crime, the other a crown. - Juvenal

A benefit of any job is laughter. It should never be a crime to have fun on the job. It may be a crime not to. - Terry Paulson

I haven't reported my missing credit card to the police because whoever stole it is spending less than my wife. - Ilie Nastase

To be successful you have to be lucky, or a little mad, or very talented, or find yourself in a rapid growth field. - Edward de Bono

We have to prove beyond the shadow of a doubt that it is talent and training, not color, that makes a ballet dancer. - Arthur Mitchell

No matter how talented you are, if you don't persist, the probability of achieving your goals is extremely small. - Camilla Dorand

A just and reasonable modesty does not only recommend eloquence, but sets off every great talent which a man can be possessed of. - Joseph Addison

There is a blessed necessity by which the interest of men is always driving them to the right, and making all crime mean and ugly. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I think our police are excellent, probably because I have not done anything that has occasioned being beaten up by these good men. - Clement Freud

When I was six, I entered a talent contest. I dyed my hair blond, had a chainsaw and pretended I was Eminem. The old folk weren't expecting that. - Nico Mirallegro