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Talented Thief

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Talented Thief thanks to Keith Blake

Talented Thief thanks to Keith Blake

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The big talent is persistence. - Octavia E Butler

It is a happy talent to know how to play. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

In television blood is thicker than talent. - Gerald F Lieberman

Behind every great fortune there is a crime. - Honore de Balzac

Obviously crime pays, or there'd be no crime. - G. Gordon Liddy

I have no particular talent. I am merely inquisitive. - Albert Einstein

The police must obey the law while enforcing the law. - Earl Warren

Genius does what it must, and Talent does what it can. - Owen Meredith

Stop crime at its source - support planned parenthood. - Robert Byrne

Book (Best Seller): The gilded tomb of a mediocre talent - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I think crime pays. The hours are good, and you travel a lot. - Woody Allen

There is no such thing as a great talent without great willpower. - Honoré de Balzac

Celebrity is the chastisement of merit and the punishment of talent. - Emily Dickinson

For every talent that poverty has stimulated it has blighted a hundred. - John W. Gardner

When some folks agree with my opinions I begin to suspect I'm wrong. - Kin Hubbard

I wanted a man who wouldn't stray so I'm dating a guy on house arrest. - Kim Bove

The luck of having talent is not enough; one must also have a talent for luck. - Louis Hector Berlioz

I am kind of paranoid in reverse. I suspect people of plotting to make me happy. - J.D. Salinger

Never think that war, no matter how necessary, nor how justified, is not a crime. - Ernest Hemingway

Mediocrity knows nothing higher than itself, but talent instantly recognizes genius. - Arthur Conan Doyle

A bear can juggle and stand on a ball and he's talented, but he's not famous. - Kim Kardashian

Blind commitment to a theory is not an intellectual virtue: it is an intellectual crime. - Imre Lakatos

The gift of fantasy has meant more to me than my talent for absorbing positive knowledge. - Albert Einstein

Everyone has a talent. What's rare is to follow it to the dark places where it leads. - Erica Jong

We are about creating a new wave of talent. We are the Manchester United of kitchens now. - Gordon Ramsay

I have feelings too. I am still human. All I want is to be loved, for myself and for my talent. - Marilyn Monroe

Liability: 1. The art of convincing others of your innocence; 2. A talent for telling untruths. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A man has reached middle age when he is warned to slow down by his doctor instead of the police. - Unknown

The police feel that most of the public are against them and that there is a lot of bad feeling. - Peter James

Work while you have the light. You are responsible for the talent that has been entrusted to you. - Henri F Amiel

Talent is God-given. Be humble. Fame is man-given. Be thankful. Conceit is self-given. Be careful. - Harvey Mackay

Police officers may drive black and white cars, however what goes on in their job is a lot of gray. - Arik Matson

Many commit the same crime with very different results. One bears a cross for his crime, the other a crown. - Juvenal

Women are like the police. They could have all the evidence in the world, but they still want the confession. - Chris Rock

If this world is going to be reached, I am convinced that it must be done by men and women of average talent. - Dwight L. Moody

In school, every period ends with a bell. Every sentence ends with a period. Every crime ends with a sentence. - Steven Wright

I'm being kidnapped by a comforter, sheet and pillow. No need to call the police for I will be released by morning. - Unknown

I was not naturally talented. I didn't sing, dance or act, though working around that minor detail made me inventive. - Steve Martin

A just and reasonable modesty does not only recommend eloquence, but sets off every great talent which a man can be possessed of. - Joseph Addison

One of the fondest expressions around is that we can't be the world's policeman. But guess who gets called when suddenly someone needs a cop. - Colin Powell


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