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Talented Thief

Thieves use a 'rapid jack', rivaling the operation of a race car pit crew

Talented Thief thanks to Keith Blake

Talented Thief thanks to Keith Blake

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The big talent is persistence. - Octavia E Butler

My talent: not sleeping at night. - Unknown

Police do not belong in war zones. - Daniel K Moran

Not failure, but low aim, is crime. - J. R. Lowell

All people look better under arrest. - John Waters

Crime does not pay as well as politics. - Alfred E. Newman

Goose Bumps: To keep geese from speeding - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Genius is immediate, but talent takes time. - Janet Flanner

Poverty is the parent of revolution and crime. - Aristotle

Where talent is a dwarf, self-esteem is a giant. - Jean Petit-Senn

I have no particular talent. I am merely inquisitive. - Albert Einstein

The police must obey the law while enforcing the law. - Earl Warren

All mothers have intuition. The great ones have radar. - Cathy Guisewite

Genius does what it must, and Talent does what it can. - Owen Meredith

He who has reaped the profits has committed the crime. - Seneca

You can't stop a thing by makin' a crime of it. - Kin Hubbard

Talent is a loan from God for the relief of man's estate. - Jelal Ad-Din

Talent is a wonderful thing, but it won't carry a quitter. - Stephen King

It is a lot harder now to be a police officer than what it used to be. - Steven Seagal

We yearned for the future. How did we learn it, that talent for insatiability? - Margaret Atwood

The police force cannot be completely independent of the executive government. - P Chidambaram

I am kind of paranoid in reverse. I suspect people of plotting to make me happy. - J.D. Salinger

If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent? - George Carlin

The British have a remarkable talent for keeping calm, even when there is no crisis. - Franklin P Jones

A bear can juggle and stand on a ball and he's talented, but he's not famous. - Kim Kardashian

Everyone has a talent. What's rare is to follow it to the dark places where it leads. - Erica Jong

We are about creating a new wave of talent. We are the Manchester United of kitchens now. - Gordon Ramsay

The old believe everything, the middle-aged suspect everything, the young know everything. - Oscar Wilde

If crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? - George Carlin

I have feelings too. I am still human. All I want is to be loved, for myself and for my talent. - Marilyn Monroe

The police feel that most of the public are against them and that there is a lot of bad feeling. - Peter James

Talent is God-given. Be humble. Fame is man-given. Be thankful. Conceit is self-given. Be careful. - Harvey Mackay

We don't seem to be able to check crime, so why not legalize it and then tax it out of business. - Will Rogers

Women are like the police. They could have all the evidence in the world, but they still want the confession. - Chris Rock

The true identity theft is not financial. It's not in cyberspace. It's spiritual. It's been taken. - Stephen Covey

No matter how talented you are, if you don't persist, the probability of achieving your goals is extremely small. - Camilla Dorand

I'm being kidnapped by a comforter, sheet and pillow. No need to call the police for I will be released by morning. - Unknown

When I was a kid, one cop could have taken care of the whole neighborhood. Now, one cop wouldn't be safe in the neighborhood. - Mike Royko

You do not determine a man's greatness by his talent or wealth, as the world does, but rather by what it takes to discourage him. - Jerry Falwell

When you have police officers who abuse citizens, you erode public confidence in law enforcement. That makes the job of good police officers unsafe. - Mary F Berry


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