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Worry is practical atheism. - Unknown

Adversity makes men think of God. - Livy

Concentration is a fine antidote to anxiety. - Jack Nicklaus

At a round table there is no dispute about place. - Italian Proverb

Prosperity is a great teacher; adversity a greater. - William Hazlitt

Sorrow looks back, Worry looks around, Faith looks up. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Fresh activity is the only means of overcoming adversity. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

An optimist is simply a pessimist with no job experience. - Dilbert

Adversity causes some men to break, others to break records. - William A. Ward

I try not to worry about things I can't do anything about. - Christopher Walken

You'll never find a better sparring partner than adversity. - Walt Schmidt

Don't worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older, it will avoid you. - Winston Churchill

I went to a haunted house, looked under the kitchen table, and found spirit gum. - Steven Wright

There is not enough time in life to worry about there being enough time in life. - Atticus

The dead won't bother you. It's the living you've got to worry about. - John Wayne Gacy

Pessimists are usually kind. The gay, bubbling over, have no time for the pitiful. - Sean O'Faolain

I have learned not to worry about love; but to honor its coming with all my heart. - Alice Walker

If you're doing your best, you won't have any time to worry about failure. - H Jackson Brown, Jr.

In hotel rooms I worry. I can't be the only guy who sits on the furniture naked. - Jonathan Katz

If you worry about yesterday's failures, then today's successes will be few. - Unknown

Do not anticipate trouble, or worry about what may never happen. Keep in the sunlight. - Benjamin Franklin

It isn't so much what's on the table that matters, as what's on the chairs. - W S Gilbert

The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going. - George Carlin

A half finished shawl left on the coffee table isn't a mess; it's an object of art. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

In times of prosperity friends will be plenty;
In time of adversity not one in twenty. - English Proverb

Most people can bear adversity. But if you wish to know what a man really is, give him power. - Robert G. Ingersoll

Don't worry about failures, worry about the chances you miss when you don't even try. - Jack Canfield

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia. - Charles M. Schulz

In the long run, the pessimist may be proved right, but the optimist has a better time on the trip. - Unknown

We would worry less if we praised more. Thanksgiving is the enemy of discontent and dissatisfaction. - Harry Ironside

The pessimist sees difficulty in every opportunity. The optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty. - Winston Churchill

Adversity has the effect of eliciting talents which, in prosperous circumstances, would have lain dormant. - Horace

Lord, if it's not your will, let it slip through my grasp. And give me the peace not to worry about it. - Tony A. Gaskins Jr.

An optimist stays up until midnight to see the New Year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves. - Bill Vaughan

Adversity has the same effect on a man that severe training has on the pugilist: it reduces him to his fighting weight. - Josh Billings

Adversity is the state in which man mostly easily becomes acquainted with himself, being especially free of admirers then. - John Wooden

If only the people who worry about their liabilities would think about the riches they do possess, they would stop worrying. - Dale Carnegie

Hope itself is like a star - not to be seen in the sunshine of prosperity, and only to be discovered in the night of adversity. - Charles H Spurgeon

Worrying is less work than doing something to fix the worry. Everybody wants to save the earth; nobody wants to help Mom with the dishes. - P.J. O'Rourke

Sometimes when you least expect it, the tables turn and that scary feeling that has taken hold of you for so long somehow turns into hope. - David Archuleta


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