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B-Negative: A pessimist's blood type - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Adversity tests a man's true character. - Unknown

Pessimism is the triumph of worry over matter. - Unknown

At a round table there is no dispute about place. - Italian Proverb

Be willing to access joy in the face of adversity. - C.W. Metcalf

Worry is interest paid on trouble before it falls due. - William R Inge

An optimist is simply a pessimist with no job experience. - Dilbert

Many an optimist has become rich by buying out a pessimist. - Robert G. Allen

Stress should be a powerful driving force, not an obstacle. - Bob Phillips

Worry is today's mice nibbling on tomorrow's cheese. - Unknown

Borrow money from pessimists - they don't expect it back. - Steven Wright

Adversity is the diamond dust Heaven polishes its jewels with. - Thomas Carlyle

Love is something sent from heaven to worry the hell out of you. - Dolly Parton

Friendship, of itself a holy tie, is made more sacred by adversity. - Charles C. Colton

In prosperity our friends know us; in adversity we know our friends. - J. Churton Collins

Too much homework can cause stress, depression and even lower grades. - Unknown

The man who can dominate a London dinner-table can dominate the world. - Oscar Wilde

Stress is an important dragon to slay - or at least tame - in your life. - Marilu Henner

Pessimists are not boring. Pessimists are right. Pessimists are superfluous. - Elias Canetti

Comfort and prosperity have never enriched the world as much as adversity has. - Billy Graham

Worry does not empty tomorrow of its sorrows, it empties today of its strength. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Pessimists are usually kind. The gay, bubbling over, have no time for the pitiful. - Sean O'Faolain

I have learned not to worry about love; but to honor its coming with all my heart. - Alice Walker

If you're doing your best, you won't have any time to worry about failure. - H Jackson Brown, Jr.

We worry about what a child will become tomorrow, yet we forget that he is someone today. - Stacia Tauscher

Learning is an ornament in prosperity, a refuge in adversity, and a provision in old age. - Aristotle

Be miserable. Or motivate yourself. Whatever has to be done, it's always your choice. - Wayne Dyer

Most people can bear adversity. But if you wish to know what a man really is, give him power. - Robert G. Ingersoll

Do not worry about your difficulties in mathematics. I can assure you mine are still greater. - Albert Einstein

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia. - Charles M. Schulz

In the long run, the pessimist may be proved right, but the optimist has a better time on the trip. - Unknown

Worry is like a rocking chair. It will give you something to do, but it won't get you anywhere. - Unknown

The man who is a pessimist before 48 knows too much; if he is an optimist after it, he knows too little. - Mark Twain

A man of character does not expect to be liked by everyone, nor does he worry about being liked by anyone. - Unknown

There seems to be no lengths to which humorless people will not go to analyze humor. It seems to worry them. - Robert Benchley

What some call health, if purchased by perpetual anxiety about diet, isn't much better than tedious disease. - Alexander Pope

I'm not a car guy. The subway gets me where I need to go efficiently and cheaply, and I don't worry about traffic. - Joe Scarborough

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott

Every pessimist who ever lived has been buried in an unmarked grave. Tomorrow has always been better than today, and it always will be. - Paul Harvey

Sometimes when you least expect it, the tables turn and that scary feeling that has taken hold of you for so long somehow turns into hope. - David Archuleta


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