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Swiss Mountain Finder thanks to Roy Taylor

Swiss Mountain Finder thanks to Roy Taylor

Swiss Mountain Finder thanks to Roy Taylor

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Choose only one master, Nature. - Rembrandt

The poetry of earth is never dead. - John Keats

By nature, men love newfangledness. - Geoffrey Chaucer

I eat swiss cheese from the inside out. - Steven Wright

Every flower is a soul blossoming in nature. - Gerard De Nuewal

He loves nature in spite of what it did to him. - Forrest Tucker

Adopt the pace of nature. Her secret is patience. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Nature never did betray the heart that loved her. - William Wordsworth

Death is nature's way of telling you to slow down. - Unknown

Men are not afraid of things, but of how they view them. - Epictetus

Air pollution is turning Mother Nature prematurely gray. - Irv Kupcinet

A friend may well be reckoned the masterpiece of nature. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

That most elusive organ that nature has ever yet created. - Stanley Baldwin

Art in nature is rhythmic and has a horror of constraint. - Robert Delaunay

In all things of nature, there is something of the marvelous. - Aristotle

Mountains are the beginning and the end of all natural scenery. - John Ruskin

An optimist is someone who gets treed by a lion but enjoys the scenery. - Walter Winchell

In nature there are neither rewards nor punishments - there are consequences. - Robert G Ingersoll

Nature reserves the right to inflict upon her children the most terrifying jests. - Thornton Wilder

Nature gave us one tongue and two ears so we could hear twice as much as we speak. - Unknown

Only the brace know how to forgive. A coward never forgave; it is not in his nature. - Laurence Sterne

Every artist dips his brush in his own soul and paints his own nature into his pictures. - Henry Ward Beecher

It is very rare or almost impossible that an event can be negative from all points of view. - Dalai Lama

Self-preservation is the first law of nature, but self-sacrifice is the highest rule of grace. - Unknown

Art is the right hand of nature. The latter has only given us being, the former has made us men. - Friedrich Schiller

The art of medicine consists of amusing the patient, whilst Mother Nature takes care of the cure. - Voltaire

The heights charm us, but the steps do not; with the mountain in our view we love to walk the plains. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

The function of prayer is not to influence God, but rather to change the nature of the one who prays. - Soren Kierkegaard

I think Nature's imagination is so much greater than man's, she's never gonna let us relax! - Richard P Feynman

I've come to view Jesus much the way I view Elvis. I love the guy but the fan clubs really freak me out. - John Fugelsang

I've had the highest mountains. I've had the deepest rivers, you can have it all, but now, keep moving. - Imagine Dragons

No man should bring children into the world who is unwilling to persevere to the end in their nature and education. - Plato

New Zealand was one of the most beautiful countries to drive through for the scenery and the vast scale of the place. - Louise Nurding

Plant seeds of happiness, hope, success, and love; it will all come back to you in abundance. This is the law of nature. - Steve Maraboli

Each patient ought to feel somewhat the better after the physician's visit, irrespective of the nature of the illness. - Warfield Theobald Longcope

Here's good advice for practice: go into partnership with nature; she does more than half the work and asks none of the fee. - Martin H. Fischer

The art of healing comes from nature, not from the physician. Therefore the physician must start from nature, with an open mind. - Paracelsus

The more the diamond is cut the brighter it sparkles; and in what seems hard dealing, there God has no end in view but to perfect His people. - Thomas Guthrie

I'll love you, dear, I'll love you till China and Africa meet and the river jumps over the mountain and the salmon sing in the street. - W H Auden

The chief ingredients in the composition of those qualities that gain esteem and praise, are good nature, truth, good sense, and good breeding. - Joseph Addison


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