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Telescopic scenery in The Alps

Swiss Mountain Finder thanks to Roy Taylor

Swiss Mountain Finder thanks to Roy Taylor

Swiss Mountain Finder thanks to Roy Taylor

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Nature is cheaper than therapy. - M P Zarrella

The view only changes for the lead dog. - Norman O. Brown

Nature provides exceptions to every rule. - Margaret Fuller

A lawn is nature under totalitarian rule. - Michael Pollan

Nature creates nothing without a purpose. - Aristotle

Nature is not a place to visit. It is home. - Gary Snyder

Every flower is a soul blossoming in nature. - Gerard De Nuewal

Nature never did betray the heart that loved her. - William Wordsworth

The earth has its music for those who will listen. - George Santayana

Heaven is under our feet as well as over our heads. - Henry David Thoreau

The violets in the mountains have broken the rocks. - Tennessee Williams

In every walk with nature one receives far more than he seeks. - John Muir

I can see myself before myself - a being through dark scenery. - Dejan Stojanovic

Nature seems to have implanted gratitude in all living creatures. - Samuel Johnson

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

A mountain man tries to live with the country instead of against it. - Louis L'Amour

My wish is to stay always like this, living quietly in a corner of nature. - Claude Monet

The first and fundamental law of nature is to seek out peace and follow it. - Thomas Hobbes

The conventional view serves to protect us from the painful job of thinking. - John Kenneth Galbraith

In nature there are neither rewards nor punishments - there are consequences. - Robert G Ingersoll

It is the nature of man to rise to greatness if greatness is expected of him. - John Steinbeck

The fairest thing in nature, a flower, still has its roots in earth and manure. - D H Lawrence

Nature reserves the right to inflict upon her children the most terrifying jests. - Thornton Wilder

Nature gave us one tongue and two ears so we could hear twice as much as we speak. - Unknown

Dreams come true; without that possibility nature would not incite us to have them. - John Updike

A wise man can see more from the bottom of a well than a fool can from a mountain top. - Unknown

Nature magically suits a man to his fortunes, by making them the fruit of his character. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Self-preservation is the first law of nature, but self-sacrifice is the highest rule of grace. - Unknown

Who has not sat before his own heart's curtain? It lifts: and the scenery is falling apart. - Rainer M. Rilke

Art is the right hand of nature. The latter has only given us being, the former has made us men. - Friedrich Schiller

The art of medicine consists of amusing the patient, whilst Mother Nature takes care of the cure. - Voltaire

I think Nature's imagination is so much greater than man's, she's never gonna let us relax! - Richard P Feynman

'Healing,' Papa would tell me, 'is not a science, but the intuitive art of wooing nature.' - W H Auden

For a successful technology, reality must take precedence over public relations, for Nature cannot be fooled. - Richard P Feynman

To live only for some future goal is shallow. It's the sides of the mountains that sustain life, not the top. - Robert Pirsig

New Zealand was one of the most beautiful countries to drive through for the scenery and the vast scale of the place. - Louise Nurding

Nature will bear the closest inspection. She invites us to lay our eye level with her smallest leaf, and take an insect view of its plain. - Henry David Thoreau

Nature is one of the most underutilized treasures in life. It has the power to unburden hearts and reconnect to that inner place of peace. - Janice Anderson

I'll love you, dear, I'll love you till China and Africa meet and the river jumps over the mountain and the salmon sing in the street. - W H Auden

The chief ingredients in the composition of those qualities that gain esteem and praise, are good nature, truth, good sense, and good breeding. - Joseph Addison


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