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Sunday Service Social Distancing

Church services now online due to the concern over COVID-19 coronavirus

Sunday Service Social Distancing thanks to Karen Moore

Are you a shut-in, or can't make it to Church because of coronavirus closures? Great news: make plans to join Crossroads Community Church on Sunday, March 29, at 10:00 a.m. PST for a special live stream event with Pastor Joel Defries, live from CMC Garage (normally services are held at Ravens Cry Theatre in Sechelt, B.C.): Go to www.crossroadssechelt.com on the main page, scroll down to the live video and you should be all set.

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The dog is the god of frolic. - Henry Ward Beecher

God made man because he loves stories. - Elie Wiesel

Praise the ripe field, not the green corn. - Unknown

You go to heaven. God sneezes. What do you say? - Peter Houppermans

Jesus was a hiker. The wilderness was His retreat. - Toni Sorenson

God always strives together with those who strive. - Aeschylus

Ask God for what man can give, and you may get it. - European Proverb

Our hope is as certain as Jesus's grave is empty. - Sam Allberry

I would believe only in a God that knows how to dance. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Where there is no future before a people, there is no hope. - Edward Wilmot Blyden

To you I'm an atheist; to God, I'm the Loyal Opposition. - Woody Allen

It's so much easier to pray for a bore than to go and see one. - C S Lewis

You can have faith or you can have control, but you cannot have both. - Mark Batterson

Life without idealism is empty indeed. We just hope or starve to death. - Pearl S. Buck

Work and pray, live on hay, you'll get pie in the sky when you die. - Joe Hill

Thank God men cannot as yet fly and lay waste the sky as well as the earth. - Henry David Thoreau

The Bible does not give us a road map for life, but it does give us a compass. - Gordon S. Jackson

Never, never, never join a movement that persecutes people because of their faith. - Adrian Rodgers

When you pray, rather let your heart be without words than your words without heart. - John Bunyan

Marriage is like putting your hand into a bag of snakes in the hope of pulling out an eel. - Leonardo da Vinci

Let praise be given equally to women as well as men who have been distinguished in virtue. - Plato

The only purpose for music should be the glory of God and the re-creation of the human spirit. - Johann Sebastian Bach

The resurrection is at the core of our beliefs as Christians. Without it, our faith is meaningless. - Joseph B Wirthlin

It is not your business to succeed, but to do right; when you have done so, the rest lies with God. - C S Lewis

There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of bread. - Mahatma Gandhi

Tradition is the living faith of those now dead. Traditionalism is the dead faith of those now living. - Jaroslav Pelikan

Put least trust in him who is foremost to praise you,
Nor judge of a road till it draw to the end. - John B O'Reilly

I hope you don't mind that I put down in words, how wonderful life is while you're in the world. - Bernie Taupin

It was inevitable that Jesus Christ should be crucified. It was also inevitable that He should rise again. - H R L Sheppard

If you take care of the things that are dear to God, He will take care of the things that are dear to you. - Howard Taylor

Dreams are what give us purpose, because without dreams we have no hope, and without hope we have no purpose. - Unknown

The bulletin board on the lawn of a New Jersey Church reads "We reserve the right to accept everybody." - John Kazmark

The world says everything happens randomly, without reason. But the Bible reassures us that God works in all things. - David Jeremiah

Plant seeds of happiness, hope, success, and love; it will all come back to you in abundance. This is the law of nature. - Steve Maraboli

Hope is like a road in the country; there was never a road, but when many people walk on it, the road comes into existence. - Lin Yutang

The only limit to our realization of tomorrow will be our doubts of today. Let us move forward with strong and active faith. - Franklin D Roosevelt

We hope that, when the insects take over the world, they will remember with gratitude how we took them along on all our picnics. - Bill Vaughan

As the poet said, "Only God can make a tree" - probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on. - Woody Allen

If you think that praise is due, now's the time to show it, 'cause a man can't read his tombstone when he's dead. - Unknown

The test of a preacher is that his congregation goes away saying, not, 'What a lovely sermon!' but, 'I will do something!' - Billy Graham


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