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Sunday Service Social Distancing

Church services now online due to the concern over COVID-19 coronavirus

Sunday Service Social Distancing thanks to Karen Moore

Are you a shut-in, or can't make it to Church because of coronavirus closures? Great news: make plans to join Crossroads Community Church on Sunday, March 29, at 10:00 a.m. PST for a special live stream event with Pastor Joel Defries, live from CMC Garage (normally services are held at Ravens Cry Theatre in Sechelt, B.C.): Go to www.crossroadssechelt.com on the main page, scroll down to the live video and you should be all set.

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Where there is life, there is hope. - Alyson Noel

Ultimately, blind faith is the only kind. - Mason Cooley

He that lives upon hope will die fasting. - Benjamin Franklin

In a democracy, dissent is an act of faith. - J. William Fulbright

Trust in God, but tether your camel at night. - Jack Ryan

Keep your faith in God, but keep your powder dry. - Oliver Cromwell

Everything that is done in the world is done by hope. - Martin Luther

God loves each of us as if there were only one of us. - Saint Augustine

Hope is medicine for a soul that's sick and tired. - Eric Swensson

An ounce of practice is worth more than tons of preaching. - Mahatma Gandhi

Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday. - Woody Allen

If you do not hope, you will not find what is beyond your hopes. - St. Clement of Alexandra

God is good to the Irish, but no one else is; not even the Irish. - Unknown

God intends to give us what we need, not what we now think we want. - C S Lewis

Troubles are often the tools by which God fashions us for better things. - Henry Ward Beecher

I preach as never sure to preach again, and as a dying man to dying men. - Richard Baxter

If you preach to the hurts of people, you will never lack for an audience. - Joseph Parker

Thank God men cannot as yet fly and lay waste the sky as well as the earth. - Henry David Thoreau

Thank you, God, for this good life and forgive us if we do not love it enough. - Garrison Keillor

God made the world round so we would never be able to see too far down the road. - Unknown

The story of Easter is the story of God's wonderful window of divine surprise. - Carl Knudsen

There are other ways of recognizing the existence of God, through nature for instance. - Billy Graham

God gave us the gift of life; it is up to us to give ourselves the gift of living well. - Voltaire

The greatest dream of all is to know God and to know what he has intended for your life. - Ravi Zacharias

may I be I is the only prayer - not may I be great or good or beautiful or wise or strong. - e e cummings

Praise from a friend, or censure from a foe,
Are lost on hearers that our merits know. - Homer

Hope is like the sun, which, as we journey toward it, casts the shadow of our burden behind us. - Samuel Smiles

Sometimes you cannot worship from your strength but you must choose to worship from your faith. - Unknown

To be a Christian means to forgive the inexcusable, because God has forgiven the inexcusable in you. - C S Lewis

I really do believe that God is love, one of deep affection and grace and forgiveness and inspiration. - William P Young

Most people have some sort of religion, at least they know which church they're staying away from. - John Erskine

The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because they are the same people. - G K Chesterton

The antidote to frustration is a calm faith, not in your own cleverness, or in hard toil, but in God's guidance. - Norman Vincent Peale

Hope is the companion of power, and mother of success; for who so hopes strongly has within him the gift of miracles. - Samuel Smiles

A burrito is a delicious food item that breaks down all social barriers and leads to temporary spiritual enlightenment. - Lisi Harrison

The reason birds can fly and we can't is simply because they have perfect faith, for to have faith is to have wings. - J.M. Barrie

There is not greater reward in our profession than the knowledge that God has entrusted us with the physical care of his people. - Dr. Elmer Hess

God's forgiveness allows us to be honest with ourselves. We recognize our imperfections, admit our failures, and plead to God for clemency. - Jonathan Sacks

Be yourself no matter what other people think. God made you the way you are for a reason. Besides, an original is always worth more than a copy! - Unknown

I've never been able to grow an organ back," Lana said. "Last time I tried... Let's just hope you don't end up with whip eyes. - Michael Grant


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