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Church services now online due to the concern over COVID-19 coronavirus

Sunday Service Social Distancing thanks to Karen Moore

Are you a shut-in, or can't make it to Church because of coronavirus closures? Great news: make plans to join Crossroads Community Church on Sunday, March 29, at 10:00 a.m. PST for a special live stream event with Pastor Joel Defries, live from CMC Garage (normally services are held at Ravens Cry Theatre in Sechelt, B.C.): Go to www.crossroadssechelt.com on the main page, scroll down to the live video and you should be all set.

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Man is a god in ruins. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

We walk by faith, not by sight. - 2 Corinthians 7

I talk to God but the sky is empty. - Sylvia Plath

Trust in God - but tie your camel tight. - Persian Proverb

You have as much laughter as you have faith. - Martin Luther

Faith is believing what you know ain't so. - Mark Twain

The only way you can fail is if you stop praying. - Mark Batterson

Jesus was a hiker. The wilderness was His retreat. - Toni Sorenson

A man who is intimate with God is not intimidated by man. - Leonard Ravenhill

God is at home, it's we who have gone out for a walk. - Meister Eckhart

Use those God-given assets and be sexy, at least to a point. - Donald Trump

Faith makes all things possible; love makes all things easy. - Jeffrey R Holland

I love criticism just so long as it's unqualified praise. - Noel Coward

Expecting something for nothing is the most popular form of hope. - Arnold H Glasgow

In an urban environment, a church building is a thing of the past. - Mark Batterson

Women with pasts interest men. They hope history will repeat itself. - Mae West

Faith must be enforced by reason... when faith becomes blind it dies. - Mahatma Gandhi

If God had intended us to fly, He would never have given us railways. - Michael Flanders

Every child comes with the message that God is not yet discouraged of man. - Rabindranath Tagore

I deepen my experience of God through prayer, meditation, and forgiveness. - Marianne Williamson

I hope that one or two immortal lyrics will come out of all this tumbling around. - Louise Bogan

It's better to die in pursuit of your dreams than to live a life without hope. - Terry Brooks

I have been all things unholy; if God can work through me, He can work through anyone. - St Francis of Assisi

Faith handles the ultimate incongruities of life, humor handles the more immediate ones. - William S Coffin

Five main components of worship: the Lord's Supper, teaching, prayer, praise, and giving. - Ravi Zacharias

There's nothing like faith in God to help a fellow who gets booted around once in a while. - Jackie Robinson

Every setback is a setup for a comeback. God wants to bring you out better than you were before. - Joel Osteen

We cannot embrace God's forgiveness if we are so busy clinging to past wounds and nursing old grudges. - T D Jakes

Hope is sweet-minded and sweet-eyed. It draws pictures; it weaves fancies; it fills the future with delight. - Henry Ward Beecher

When I first open my eyes upon the morning meadows and look out upon the beautiful world, I thank God I am alive. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Prayer is not about letting God know your will; it's about completely submitting to him. You die to yourself. - Mark Batterson

A burrito is a delicious food item that breaks down all social barriers and leads to temporary spiritual enlightenment. - Lisi Harrison

Hold your head high, stick your chest out. You can make it. It gets dark sometimes but morning comes ... keep hope alive. - Jesse Jackson

Little progress can be made by merely attempting to repress what is evil. Our great hope lies in developing what is good. - Calvin Coolidge

We hope that, when the insects take over the world, they will remember with gratitude how we took them along on all our picnics. - Bill Vaughan

I have tried to keep on with my striving because this is the only hope I have of ever achieving anything worthwhile and lasting. - Arthur Ashe

God moves in a mysterious way
His wonders to perform;
He plants His footsteps in the sea
And rides upon the storm. - William Cowper

Man has made 32 million laws since the Commandments were handed down to Moses on Mount Sinai... but he has never improved on God's law. - Cecil B. DeMille

It's all nonsense. It's only nonsense. I'm not afraid of the rain. I am not afraid of the rain. Oh, oh, God, I wish I wasn't. - Ernest Hemingway

Now is our chance to choose the right side. God is holding back to give us that chance. It won't last forever. We must take it or leave it. - C S Lewis


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