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Sunday Service Social Distancing

Church services now online due to the concern over COVID-19 coronavirus

Sunday Service Social Distancing thanks to Karen Moore

Are you a shut-in, or can't make it to Church because of coronavirus closures? Great news: make plans to join Crossroads Community Church on Sunday, March 29, at 10:00 a.m. PST for a special live stream event with Pastor Joel Defries, live from CMC Garage (normally services are held at Ravens Cry Theatre in Sechelt, B.C.): Go to www.crossroadssechelt.com on the main page, scroll down to the live video and you should be all set.

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Men plan and God laughs. - Yiddish Proverb

Poverty is spiritual halitosis. - George Orwell

I hope they bury me near a strait man. - Groucho Marx

I believe in God, only I spell it Nature. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Will no one rid me of this turbulent priest? - Henry II

Just pray for a tough hide and a tender heart. - Ruth Graham

A politician... one that would circumvent God. - William Shakespeare

I am prepared for the worst, but hope for the best. - Benjamin Disraeli

Not truth, but faith it is that keeps the world alive. - Edna St. Vincent Millay

I drank the silence of God from a spring in the woods. - Georg Trakl

I hope the guy who invented AutoCorrect burns in Hello! - Unknown

Christ showed us hope transformed into sacrificial love. - Chuck Colson

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. - Benjamin Franklin

Where there is no future before a people, there is no hope. - Edward Wilmot Blyden

No man drowns if he perseveres in praying to God, and can swim. - Russian Proverb

In the factory we make cosmetics, but in my stores we sell hope. - Charles Revson

It is best to read the weather forecasts before we pray for rain. - Mark Twain

Faith is the bird that feels the light when the dawn is still dark. - Rabindranath Tagore

My hope still is to leave the world a bit better than when I got here. - Jim Henson

I don't believe in God because I don't believe in Mother Goose. - Clarence Darrow

Whatever happens, abide steadfast in a determination to cling simply to God. - Francis de Sales

I gotta lose weight, Edith. I hope you remembered my diuretic cottage cheese. - Archie Bunker

I read the book of Job last night. I don't think God comes out well in it. - Virginia Woolf

I've read the last page of the Bible. It's all going to turn out all right. - Billy Graham

There are other ways of recognizing the existence of God, through nature for instance. - Billy Graham

In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then He made school boards. - Mark Twain

The time to pray is not when we are in a tight spot but just as soon as we get out of it. - Josh Billings

So far as I can remember, there is not one word in the Gospels in praise of intelligence. - Bertrand Russell

An author in his book must be like God in the universe: present everywhere and visible nowhere. - Gustave Flaubert

Praise the Lord. Blessed is the man who fears the Lord, who finds great delight in his commands. - Bible

Hope is outreaching desire with expectancy of good. It is a characteristic of all living beings. - Edward S Ame

Praise is but virtue's shadow; who courts her,
Doth more the handmaid than the dame admire - Robert Heath

Don't poets know it better than others? God can't always be everywhere: and, so, invented mothers. - Edwin Arnold

Faith isn't about always having all the answers. Faith is about believing that God will always come through for you. - Unknown

None of us knows what might happen even the next minute, yet still we go forward. Because we trust. Because we have Faith. - Paulo Coelho

You can sing all you want about how you love Jesus, but the consecration that doesn't reach your purse has not reached your heart. - Adrian Rogers

You must not lose faith in humanity. Humanity is like an ocean; if a few drops of the ocean are dirty, the ocean does not become dirty. - Mohandas Gandhi

Prayer and the Bible became a part of my everyday thoughts and beliefs. I learned to put my trust in God and to seek Him as my strength. - Rosa Parks

In the best, the friendliest and simplest relations flattery or praise is necessary, just as grease is necessary to keep wheels turning. - Leo Tolstoy

I see God in every human being. When I wash the leper's wounds, I feel I am nursing the Lord himself. Is it not a beautiful experience? - Mother Teresa


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