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Are you a shut-in, or can't make it to Church because of coronavirus closures? Great news: make plans to join Crossroads Community Church on Sunday, March 29, at 10:00 a.m. PST for a special live stream event with Pastor Joel Defries, live from CMC Garage (normally services are held at Ravens Cry Theatre in Sechelt, B.C.): Go to www.crossroadssechelt.com on the main page, scroll down to the live video and you should be all set.

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damn with faint praise - Alexander Pope

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Hope will never be silent. - Harvey Milk

Hope is passion for what is possible. - Soren Kierkegaard

God help those who do not help themselves. - Addison Mizner

Faith is believing what you know ain't so. - Mark Twain

Conceited people never hear anything but praise. - Antoine de Saint-Exupery

Love paid a price so hope could become a reality. - Susan Gaddis

He that searches for praise will often find contempt. - Norman MacDonald

Jesus was a Jew, yes, but only on his mother's side. - Archie Bunker

Never deprive someone of hope; it might be all they have. - H Jackson Brown, Jr.

I have much more faith in a kind man than I do in mankind. - Unknown

Where there is no hope, it is incumbent on us to invent it. - Albert Camus

Hope is the last thing a person does before they are defeated. - Henry Rollins

My wife is such a bad cook, in my house we pray after the meal. - Rodney Dangerfield

Without faith, a man can do nothing; with it, all things are possible. - William Osler

Thank you, God, for this good life and forgive us if we do not love it enough. - Garrison Keillor

Love is an act of faith, and whoever is of little faith is also of little love. - Erich Fromm

My favourite characters in the Bible are King David, Delilah and Charlton Heston. - Milton Berle

I've read the last page of the Bible. It's all going to turn out all right. - Billy Graham

Hope is the anchor of the soul, the stimulus to action, and the incentive to achievement. - Unknown

The darker the night, the brighter the stars,
The deeper the grief, the closer is God! - Fyodor Dostoyevsky

Hope smiles from the threshold of the year to come, whispering, "It will be happier..." - Alfred Tennyson

Never forget the three powerful resources you always have available to you: love, prayer, and forgiveness. - H Jackson Brown, Jr.

Don't poets know it better than others? God can't always be everywhere: and, so, invented mothers. - Edwin Arnold

I always tole God, "I'm gwine to hole stiddy on you, an' you've got to see me through." - Harriet Tubman

What greater aspiration and challenge are there for a mother than the hope of raising a great son or daughter? - Rose Kennedy

Faith is belief in what you cannot see or prove or touch. Faith is walking face-first and full-speed into the dark. - Elizabeth Gilbert

The trained nurse has become one of the great blessings of humanity, taking a place beside the physician and the priest. - William Osler

Enjoy every minute of every day. I never do anything with a feeling of, 'Oh God, I've got to do this today.' - Richard Branson

Faith isn't about always having all the answers. Faith is about believing that God will always come through for you. - Unknown

We have always held to the hope, the belief, the conviction that there is a better life, a better world, beyond the horizon. - Franklin D Roosevelt

If God forgives us we must forgive ourselves. Otherwise, it is almost like setting up ourselves as a higher tribunal than Him. - C S Lewis

Posterity! You will never know how much it cost the present generation to preserve your freedom! I hope you will make a good use of it. - John Adams

When people come alongside us during difficult times to give us renewed courage, a renewed spirit, renewed hope - that's encouragement. - David Jeremiah

Behold, God is my salvation; I will trust, and will not be afraid; for the Lord God is my strength and my song, and he has become my salvation. - Unknown

The chief ingredients in the composition of those qualities that gain esteem and praise, are good nature, truth, good sense, and good breeding. - Joseph Addison

It is easy - terribly easy - to shake a man's faith in himself. To take advantage of that, to break a man's spirit, is devil's work. - George Bernard Shaw

Believe in yourself! Have faith in your abilities! Without a humble but reasonable confidence in your own powers you cannot be successful or happy. - Norman Vincent Peale

If you think that nobility consists of having sixteen ancestors rather than merit, great Prince, then you may - and you may also praise or condemn me. - Franz Grillparzer


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