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Are you a shut-in, or can't make it to Church because of coronavirus closures? Great news: make plans to join Crossroads Community Church on Sunday, March 29, at 10:00 a.m. PST for a special live stream event with Pastor Joel Defries, live from CMC Garage (normally services are held at Ravens Cry Theatre in Sechelt, B.C.): Go to www.crossroadssechelt.com on the main page, scroll down to the live video and you should be all set.

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Uncertainty is the refuge of hope. - Henri Frederic Amiel

God made man because he loves stories. - Elie Wiesel

If God is dead then everything is justifiable. - Fyodor Dostoevsky

I am at peace with God. My conflict is with Man. - Charlie Chaplin

God did not intend religion to be an exercise club. - Naguib Mahfouz

The praise of the praiseworthy is above all rewards. - JRR Tolkien

Youth is easily deceived because it is quick to hope. - Aristotle

Care more for a grain of faith than a ton of excitement. - Charles Spurgeon

Some of God's greatest gifts are unanswered prayers. - Garth Brooks

Where God has his church, the Devil will have his chapel. - Spanish Proverb

Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday. - Woody Allen

Doubt is not the opposite of faith; it is one element of faith. - Paul Tillich

Faith is a knowledge within the heart, beyond the reach of proof. - Kahlil Gibran

I think that God, in creating man, somewhat overestimated his ability. - Oscar Wilde

Troubles are often the tools by which God fashions us for better things. - Henry Ward Beecher

Faith and knowledge lean largely upon each other in the practice of medicine. - Peter Mere Latham

Experience: that most brutal of teachers. But you learn, my God do you learn. - C S Lewis

The grass withers, the flower fades
But the word of our God stands forever. - Isaiah 40:8

Even when the world throws its worst and then turns its back, there is still hope. - Pittacus Lore

Faith handles the ultimate incongruities of life, humor handles the more immediate ones. - William S Coffin

I'm tired of praise; and love is very sweet, when it is simple and sincere like this. - Louisa May Alcott

Canada is founded upon principles that recognize the supremacy of God and the rule of law. - Stockwell Day

They went into my closets looking for skeletons, but thank God, all they found were shoes. - Imelda Marcos

The darker the night, the brighter the stars,
The deeper the grief, the closer is God! - Fyodor Dostoyevsky

Optimism is the faith that leads to achievement. Nothing can be done without hope and confidence. - Helen Keller

Let us build a church so great that those who come after us may thing us mad to have attempted it. - Unknown

The praise we seek for our own virtues sometimes tempts us to flatter the imperfections of other men. - Norman MacDonald

The majesty of faith is that it teaches us to see what exists, not merely what catches our attention. - Jonathan Sacks

Faith is the art of holding on to things your reason has once accepted in spite of your changing moods. - C S Lewis

When I make a vow to God, then I would suggest to you that's even stronger than a handshake in Texas. - Rick Perry

Never forget the three powerful resources you always have available to you: love, prayer, and forgiveness. - H Jackson Brown, Jr.

Love without hope will not survive. Love without faith changes nothing. Love gives power to hope and faith. - Toba Beta

It ain't those parts of the Bible that I can't understand that bother me, it is the parts that I do understand. - Mark Twain

The reason birds can fly and we can't is simply because they have perfect faith, for to have faith is to have wings. - J.M. Barrie

Enjoy every minute of every day. I never do anything with a feeling of, 'Oh God, I've got to do this today.' - Richard Branson

Hell's foundations quiver
At the shout of praise;
Brothers, lift your voices,
Loud your anthems raise. - Sabine Baring-Gould

We are not necessarily doubting that God will do the best for us; we are wondering how painful the best will turn out to be. - C S Lewis

Rejoice evermore. Pray without ceasing. In every thing give thanks: for this is the will of God in Christ Jesus concerning you. - I Thessalonians 5:16-18

I pray for forgiveness. For help and guidance. To be a better person. For the health of my family. For the world to be a better place. - Tyson Fury

Charity may be a very short word, but with its tremendous meaning of pure love, it sums up man's entire relation to God and to his neighbor. - Aelred of Rievaulx


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Ice Hockey Meltdown

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Sausage Cat

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