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Suitcase Staycation

Dealing with emotional baggage

Suitcase Staycation thanks to Jim Serritella

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Wander often
Wonder always - Unknown

Wit is the epitaph of an emotion. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

The longest journey is the journey inward. - Dag Hammarskjold

I have sometimes been an emotional Chernobyl. - Liza Minnelli

Poetry is the clear expression of mixed feelings. - W H Auden

Emotions are your worst enemy in the stock market. - Don Hays

Humour is emotional chaos remembered in tranquility. - James Thurber

The journey of a thousand miles begins with one step. - Lao Tzu

I was trying to daydream, but my mind kept wandering. - Steven Wright

A journey is best measured in friends, rather than miles. - Tim Cahill

Though our feelings come and go, His love for us does not. - C S Lewis

Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks. - Steven Wright

Love: An ocean of emotions surrounded entirely by expenses. - Thomas R Dewar

A journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single step. - Lao-tzu

A leaf of grass is no less than the journey-work of the stars. - Walt Whitman

If a man's wit be wandering, let him study the mathematics. - Francis Bacon

The finest emotion of which we are capable is the mystic emotion. - Albert Einstein

Middle Age: When you begin to exchange your emotions for symptoms. - Georges Clemenceau

The world is a book and those who do not travel read only one page. - St. Augustine

The traveler with empty pockets pursues his journey in perfect safety. - Ovid

Poor Faulkner, Does he really think big emotions come from big words? - Ernest Hemingway

All journeys have secret destinations of which the traveler is unaware. - Martin Buber

Your intellect may be confused, but your emotions will never lie to you. - Roger Ebert

He who is outside his door has the hardest part of his journey behind him. - Flemish Proverb

I did not literally paint that table, but the emotion it produces upon me. - Henri Matisse

In America there are two classes of travel - first class, and with children. - Robert Benchley

Marriage is really tough because you have to deal with feelings and lawyers. - Richard Pryor

No one can give you your goals. No one can dig for you. This is your journey. - Warren P Gates

The emotion that can break your heart is sometimes the very one that heals it. - Nicholas Sparks

Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo. - Al Gore

Poetry is when an emotion has found its thought and the thought has found words. - Robert Frost

Change comes more from managing the journey than from announcing the destination. - William Bridges

There are two kind of air travel in the United States, first class and third world. - Bobby Slayton

Too often travel, instead of broadening the mind, merely lengthens the conversation. - Elizabeth Drew

We're all pilgrims on the same journey, but some pilgrims have better road maps. - Nelson DeMille

Our deeds still travel with us from afar, and what we have been makes us what we are. - George Eliot

I like the map feature on the iPhone that tells me where I am, because I travel a lot. - Gary Shteyngart

I'm sorry I hurt your feelings when I called you stupid. I thought you already knew. - Unknown

The things that we understand, create silence. The things that we do not, create emotion. - Kapil Gupta

It is good to have an end to journey toward; but it is the journey that matters, in the end. - Ursula K. LeGuin

Why endeavor to straighten the road of life? The faster we travel, the less there is to see. - Helen Hayes

Facts don't persuade, feelings do. And stories are the best way to get at those feelings. - Tom Asacker

I pay no attention whatever to anybody's praise or blame. I simply follow my own feelings. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

Hope is like the sun, which, as we journey toward it, casts the shadow of our burden behind us. - Samuel Smiles

Like all great travelers, I have seen more than I remember, and remember more than I have seen. - Benjamin Disraeli

Just as Jesus created wine from water, we humans are capable of transmuting emotion into music. - Carlos Santana

The months and days are the travelers of eternity. The years that come and go are also voyagers. - Matsuo Basho

The sign of intelligent people is their ability to control emotions by the application of reason. - Marya Mannes

Always be true to your feelings because the more you deny what you feel, the stronger it becomes. - Unknown

There ain't no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them. - Mark Twain

I travel without barely any luggage. Just a second set of underwear and binoculars and a map and a toothbrush. - Werner Herzog

For my part, I travel not to go anywhere, but to go. I travel for travel's sake. The great affair is to move. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Travel is more than the seeing of sights; it is a change that goes on, deep and permanent, in the ideas of living. - Miriam Beard

We are all travelers in the wilderness of this world, and the best we can find in our travels is an honest friend. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Competition can damage self-esteem, create anxiety, and lead to cheating and hurt feelings. But so can romantic love. - Mariah Burton Nelson

You cannot make yourself feel something you do not feel, but you can make yourself do right in spite of your feelings. - Pearl S Buck

To read a writer is for me not merely to get an idea of what he says, but to go off with him and travel in his company. - Andre Gide

Feminine intuition is a fiction and a fraud. It is nonsensical, illogical, emotional, ridiculous, and practically foolproof. - Harry Haenigsen

The whole object of travel is not to set foot on foreign land; it is at last to set foot on one's own country as a foreign land. - G K Chesterton

Halloween is one of my favorite days of the year. I have a strict rule: I don't work on Halloween and I won't travel on Halloween. - Simon Sinek

Mathematics is not a careful march down a well-cleared highway, but a journey into a strange wilderness where the explorers often get lost. - W.S. Anglin

Music is a language that doesn't speak in particular words. It speaks in emotions, and if it's in the bones, it's in the bones. - Keith Richards

When you travel, remember that a foreign country is not designed to make you comfortable. It is designed to make its own people comfortable. - Clifton Fadiman

If we ever travel thousands of light years to a planet inhabited by intelligent life, let's just make patterns in their crops and leave. - Bill Murray

I soon realized that no journey carries one far unless, as it extends into the world around us, it goes an equal distance into the world within. - Lillian Smith


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