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Dealing with emotional baggage

Suitcase Staycation thanks to Jim Serritella

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Music is the shorthand of emotion. - Leo Tolstoy

Listen with your eyes for feelings. - Stephen Covey

Travel is glamorous only in retrospect. - Paul Theroux

Emulsion: A mixture of oil and emotion. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The longest journey is the journey inward. - Dag Hammarskjold

Selling is essentially a transfer of feelings. - Zig Ziglar

Monopoly is business at the end of its journey. - Henry Demarest Lloyd

Poetry is the clear expression of mixed feelings. - W H Auden

Without music, life is a journey through a desert. - Pat Conroy

Emotions are your worst enemy in the stock market. - Don Hays

I am not scared of you, I am scared of these feelings. - Judy Blume

Though our feelings come and go, His love for us does not. - C S Lewis

I'm in the turtle's race. My journey is a marathon. - Omari Hardwick

A journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single step. - Lao-tzu

Never waste your feelings on people who don't value them. - Unknown

A leaf of grass is no less than the journey-work of the stars. - Walt Whitman

If a man's wit be wandering, let him study the mathematics. - Francis Bacon

The finest emotion of which we are capable is the mystic emotion. - Albert Einstein

A good traveler has no fixed plans and is not intent upon arriving. - Lao-tzu

There are no foreign lands. It is the traveler only who is foreign. - Robert Louis Stevenson

It's okay to eat fish because they don't have any feelings. - Kurt Cobain

Spiteful words can hurt your feelings but silence breaks your heart. - C S Lewis

Life is a storybook, and those who do not travel only read but a page. - Ravi Zacharias

All journeys have secret destinations of which the traveler is unaware. - Martin Buber

I did not literally paint that table, but the emotion it produces upon me. - Henri Matisse

I'm an emotional eater. When I get upset, my diet goes out the window. - Kelly Osbourne

A gentleman is one who never hurts anyone’s feelings unintentionally. - Oscar Wilde

In America there are two classes of travel - first class, and with children. - Robert Benchley

Learning to let go of guilt and forgive yourself is part of emotional growth. - Unknown

He who is outside the door has already a good part of his journey behind him. - Dutch Proverb

No one can give you your goals. No one can dig for you. This is your journey. - Warren P Gates

The emotion that can break your heart is sometimes the very one that heals it. - Nicholas Sparks

Thoughts are the shadows of our feelings - always darker, emptier and simpler. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

I wear a fun sock when I travel to give the security staff a well-deserved chuckle. - Chelsea Peretti

Stress depletes willpower, which diminishes your ability to control those emotions. - Roy F Baumeister

Gratitude is one of the least articulate of the emotions, especially when it is deep. - Felix Frankfurter

Reason is not time only interpreter of life. The fountain of action is in time feelings. - Henry T. Tuckerman

A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is still putting on its shoes. - Jonathan Swift

Facts don't persuade, feelings do. And stories are the best way to get at those feelings. - Tom Asacker

Genuine feelings cannot be produced, nor can they be eradicated. The body sticks to the facts. - Alice Miller

Artists are blessed to travel all over the world. They see the trends before they even come out. - Tina Knowles

Always be true to your feelings because the more you deny what you feel, the stronger it becomes. - Unknown

Though we travel the world over to find the beautiful, we must carry it with us or we find it not. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

There's a lot of baggage that comes along with our family, but it's Louis Vuitton baggage. - Kim Kardashian

Stop letting people who do so little for you control so much of your mind, feelings, and emotions. - Will Smith

Press forward. Do not stop, do not linger in your journey, but strive for the mark set before you. - George Whitefield

Sometimes I have kept my feelings to myself, because I could find no language to describe them in. - Jane Austen

Stay off the bandwagon. More likely than not, your own way of getting there makes for a better journey. - Faydra D. Fields

I have noted that the healthy release of emotion is frequently very unhealthy for those closest to you. - Mr Spock

When dealing with people, remember you are not dealing with creatures of logic, but creatures of emotion. - Dale Carnegie

Consider the rights of others before your own feelings, and the feelings of others before your own rights. - John Wooden

Love is as much a question of the will as it is of the emotion. And if you will to love somebody, you can. - Ramesh Zacharias

Art is a human activity having for its purpose the transmission to others of the highest and best feelings. - Leo Tolstoy

The longer you are on this journey of faith and understanding, you actually realize how little you do know. - Ravi Zacharias

Do not give in too much to feelings. An overly sensitive heart is an unhappy possession on this shaky earth. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

For my part, I travel not to go anywhere, but to go. I travel for travel's sake. The great affair is to move. - Robert Louis Stevenson

I think it's my adventure, my trip, my journey, and I guess my attitude is, let the chips fall where they may. - Leonard Nimoy

Travel is more than the seeing of sights; it is a change that goes on, deep and permanent, in the ideas of living. - Miriam Beard

Competition can damage self-esteem, create anxiety, and lead to cheating and hurt feelings. But so can romantic love. - Mariah Burton Nelson

When you arrive where you thought you wanted to be, you'll just begin a new journey so enjoy each step along the way. - Wayne Dyer

Success is a journey not a destination. The doing is usually more important than the outcome. Not everyone can be Number 1. - Arthur Ashe

Every street in London has a camera, and if you ever travel up the M4, it feels as if George Orwell should be your chauffeur. - Don McCullin

Mathematics is not a careful march down a well-cleared highway, but a journey into a strange wilderness where the explorers often get lost. - W.S. Anglin

Integrity will take a leader farther than any other quality. If you would travel far and do much as a leader, never compromise your integrity. - John C Maxwell

History has repeatedly been changed by people who had the desire and the ability to transfer their convictions and emotions to their listeners. - Dale Carnegie


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