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Dealing with emotional baggage

Suitcase Staycation thanks to Jim Serritella

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The journey is the reward. - Tao Saying

Wander often
Wonder always - Unknown

The journey not the arrival matters. - T S Eliot

The longest journey is the journey inward. - Dag Hammarskjold

People will travel anywhere for good food. - Rene Redzepi

A tear is made of 1% water and 99% feelings. - Unknown

I have sometimes been an emotional Chernobyl. - Liza Minnelli

A wise traveler never despises his own country. - Carlo Goldoni

There is only one journey: going inside yourself. - Rainer M Rilke

Without music, life is a journey through a desert. - Pat Conroy

I am not scared of you, I am scared of these feelings. - Judy Blume

Everyone has feelings, except for snakes and principals. - Donna Maria G

We must embrace pain and burn it as fuel for our journey. - Kenji Miyazawa

I'm in the turtle's race. My journey is a marathon. - Omari Hardwick

I think crime pays. The hours are good, and you travel a lot. - Woody Allen

Never waste your feelings on people who don't value them. - Unknown

Remember that happiness is a way of travel, not a destination. - Roy L. Goodman

A leaf of grass is no less than the journey-work of the stars. - Walt Whitman

You can't be emotional in business, it can flat out kill you. - Donald Trump

The finest emotion of which we are capable is the mystic emotion. - Albert Einstein

The world is a book and those who do not travel read only one page. - St. Augustine

It's okay to eat fish because they don't have any feelings. - Kurt Cobain

Genius is the ability to renew one's emotions in daily experience. - Paul Cezanne

Life is a storybook, and those who do not travel only read but a page. - Ravi Zacharias

Poor Faulkner, Does he really think big emotions come from big words? - Ernest Hemingway

All journeys have secret destinations of which the traveler is unaware. - Martin Buber

I'm an emotional eater. When I get upset, my diet goes out the window. - Kelly Osbourne

Marriage is really tough because you have to deal with feelings and lawyers. - Richard Pryor

We travel, some of us forever, to seek other states, other lives, other souls. - Anais Nin

The dreams I chased took me on a journey. A journey more rewarding than the goals. - Shahrukh Khan

There are two kind of air travel in the United States, first class and third world. - Bobby Slayton

I wear a fun sock when I travel to give the security staff a well-deserved chuckle. - Chelsea Peretti

Stress depletes willpower, which diminishes your ability to control those emotions. - Roy F Baumeister

Writing and travel broaden your ass if not your mind and I like to write standing up. - Ernest Hemingway

Gratitude is one of the least articulate of the emotions, especially when it is deep. - Felix Frankfurter

I'm sorry I hurt your feelings when I called you stupid. I thought you already knew. - Unknown

A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is still putting on its shoes. - Jonathan Swift

How to stop time: kiss.
How to travel in time: read.
How to escape time: music. - Unknown

It is good to have an end to journey toward; but it is the journey that matters, in the end. - Ursula K. LeGuin

Facts don't persuade, feelings do. And stories are the best way to get at those feelings. - Tom Asacker

Hope is like the sun, which, as we journey toward it, casts the shadow of our burden behind us. - Samuel Smiles

Just as Jesus created wine from water, we humans are capable of transmuting emotion into music. - Carlos Santana

Always be true to your feelings because the more you deny what you feel, the stronger it becomes. - Unknown

Though we travel the world over to find the beautiful, we must carry it with us or we find it not. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

There's a lot of baggage that comes along with our family, but it's Louis Vuitton baggage. - Kim Kardashian

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read in the train. - Oscar Wilde

He who would arrive at the appointed end must follow a single road and not wander through many ways. - Seneca

Stay off the bandwagon. More likely than not, your own way of getting there makes for a better journey. - Faydra D. Fields

When dealing with people, remember you are not dealing with creatures of logic, but creatures of emotion. - Dale Carnegie

Consider the rights of others before your own feelings, and the feelings of others before your own rights. - John Wooden

Art is a human activity having for its purpose the transmission to others of the highest and best feelings. - Leo Tolstoy

We need to trust our instincts, thoughts, and feelings. The plan will happen in spite of us, not because of us. - Melody Beattie

For my part, I travel not to go anywhere, but to go. I travel for travel's sake. The great affair is to move. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Travel is more than the seeing of sights; it is a change that goes on, deep and permanent, in the ideas of living. - Miriam Beard

You cannot make yourself feel something you do not feel, but you can make yourself do right in spite of your feelings. - Pearl S Buck

When you arrive where you thought you wanted to be, you'll just begin a new journey so enjoy each step along the way. - Wayne Dyer

Piano playing is more difficult than statesmanship. It is harder to awake emotions in ivory keys than it is in human beings. - Ignace Jan Paderewski

Own only what you can always carry with you: know languages, know countries, know people. Let your memory be your travel bag. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

Every street in London has a camera, and if you ever travel up the M4, it feels as if George Orwell should be your chauffeur. - Don McCullin

The whole object of travel is not to set foot on foreign land; it is at last to set foot on one's own country as a foreign land. - G K Chesterton

As a travel writer I've specialized in gritty, fearful destinations, the kind of places that make a reader's hair stick on end. - Tahir Shah

Never play with the feelings of others, because you may win the game, but the risk is that you will surely lose the person for life time. - William Shakespeare

Halloween is one of my favorite days of the year. I have a strict rule: I don't work on Halloween and I won't travel on Halloween. - Simon Sinek

History has repeatedly been changed by people who had the desire and the ability to transfer their convictions and emotions to their listeners. - Dale Carnegie

Emotion is the chief source of becoming conscious. There can be no transforming of lightness into dark, of apathy into movement without emotion. - Carl Jung


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