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Suitcase Staycation

Dealing with emotional baggage

Suitcase Staycation thanks to Jim Serritella

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The only journey is the one within. - Rainer Maria Rilke

Travel, of course, narrows the mind. - Malcolm Muggeridge

The longest journey is the journey inward. - Dag Hammarskjold

She runs the gamut of emotions from A to B. - Dorothy Parker

Many will travel and knowledge will be increased. - Francis Bacon

Without music, life is a journey through a desert. - Pat Conroy

I was trying to daydream, but my mind kept wandering. - Steven Wright

A shortcut is the longest distance between two points. - Charles Issawi

The only impossible journey is the one you never begin. - Tony Robbins

A journey is best measured in friends, rather than miles. - Tim Cahill

I'm in the turtle's race. My journey is a marathon. - Omari Hardwick

Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry, and narrow-mindedness. - Mark Twain

Remember that happiness is a way of travel, not a destination. - Roy L. Goodman

If a man's wit be wandering, let him study the mathematics. - Francis Bacon

There are no foreign lands. It is the traveler only who is foreign. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Spiteful words can hurt your feelings but silence breaks your heart. - C S Lewis

To travel is to discover that everyone is wrong about other countries. - Aldous Huxley

Life is a storybook, and those who do not travel only read but a page. - Ravi Zacharias

Your intellect may be confused, but your emotions will never lie to you. - Roger Ebert

People don't buy for logical reasons. They buy for emotional reasons. - Zig Ziglar

A gentleman is one who never hurts anyone’s feelings unintentionally. - Oscar Wilde

Learning to let go of guilt and forgive yourself is part of emotional growth. - Unknown

He who is outside the door has already a good part of his journey behind him. - Dutch Proverb

Sometimes it's the journey that teaches you a lot about your destination. - Drake

No matter the situation, never let your emotions overpower your intelligence. - Unknown

We travel, some of us forever, to seek other states, other lives, other souls. - Anais Nin

The emotion that can break your heart is sometimes the very one that heals it. - Nicholas Sparks

Change comes more from managing the journey than from announcing the destination. - William Bridges

A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes. - Mark Twain

A journey is like marriage. The certain way to be wrong is to think you control it. - John Steinbeck

Stress depletes willpower, which diminishes your ability to control those emotions. - Roy F Baumeister

Too often travel, instead of broadening the mind, merely lengthens the conversation. - Elizabeth Drew

Reason is not time only interpreter of life. The fountain of action is in time feelings. - Henry T. Tuckerman

The degree of one's emotions varies inversely with one's knowledge of the facts. - Bertrand Russell

Wholehearted living is not a onetime choice. It is a process - the journey of a lifetime. - Brene Brown

Why endeavor to straighten the road of life? The faster we travel, the less there is to see. - Helen Hayes

Facts don't persuade, feelings do. And stories are the best way to get at those feelings. - Tom Asacker

Like all great travelers, I have seen more than I remember, and remember more than I have seen. - Benjamin Disraeli

The months and days are the travelers of eternity. The years that come and go are also voyagers. - Matsuo Basho

Never trust anyone who wants what you've got. Friend or no, envy is an overwhelming emotion. - Eubie Blake

The sign of intelligent people is their ability to control emotions by the application of reason. - Marya Mannes

Always be true to your feelings because the more you deny what you feel, the stronger it becomes. - Unknown

Though we travel the world over to find the beautiful, we must carry it with us or we find it not. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A sentimentalist is simply one who desires to have the luxury of an emotion without paying for it. - Oscar Wilde

Press forward. Do not stop, do not linger in your journey, but strive for the mark set before you. - George Whitefield

The strangest and most fantastic fact about negative emotions is that people actually worship them. - P.D. Ouspensky

He who would arrive at the appointed end must follow a single road and not wander through many ways. - Seneca

I had no expectations about fatherhood, but it's definitely a journey I'm glad to be taking. - Christopher Meloni

There ain't no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them. - Mark Twain

I have noted that the healthy release of emotion is frequently very unhealthy for those closest to you. - Mr Spock

I travel without barely any luggage. Just a second set of underwear and binoculars and a map and a toothbrush. - Werner Herzog

We need to trust our instincts, thoughts, and feelings. The plan will happen in spite of us, not because of us. - Melody Beattie

Idealism springs from deep feelings, but feelings are nothing without the formulated idea that keeps them whole. - Jacques Barzun

No one realizes how beautiful it is to travel until he comes home and rests his head on his old, familiar pillow. - Lin Yutang

Our battered suitcases were piled on the sidewalk again; we had longer ways to go. But no matter, the road is life. - Jack Kerouac

Happiness is to be found along the way, not at the end of the road, for then the journey is over and it is too late. - Robert R. Updegraff

To read a writer is for me not merely to get an idea of what he says, but to go off with him and travel in his company. - Andre Gide

Own only what you can always carry with you: know languages, know countries, know people. Let your memory be your travel bag. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

Every street in London has a camera, and if you ever travel up the M4, it feels as if George Orwell should be your chauffeur. - Don McCullin

It's not an easy journey, to get to a place where you forgive people. But it is such a powerful place, because it frees you. - Tyler Perry

We are fashioned by God to be thinking and emotional creatures. The emotions should follow reason, and not the other way around. - Ravi Zacharias

There is a boundary to men's passions when they act from feelings; but none when they are under the influence of imagination. - Edmund Burke

Integrity will take a leader farther than any other quality. If you would travel far and do much as a leader, never compromise your integrity. - John C Maxwell

History has repeatedly been changed by people who had the desire and the ability to transfer their convictions and emotions to their listeners. - Dale Carnegie

I become apprehensive when I observe people in large groups because they are often controlled by their emotions - and from there, emerge as mobs. - W. Andrew Welker


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