Stay Away From Me!
Lawrence of Arabia visits Gibsons, B.C.
Better safe than sorry...
QuotaBillsSociety is a hospital of incurables. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
Happiness is health and a short memory. - Unknown
No medicine cures what happiness cannot. - Gabriel G Marquez
The wish for healing has always been half of health. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca
Hope is medicine for a soul that's sick and tired. - Eric Swensson
After two days in hospital I took a turn for the nurse. - WC Fields
A half doctor near is better than a whole one far away. - German Proverb
Why is it we never get our bad medicine in small doses? - Edmund H North
How much pain have cost us the evils that have never happened. - Thomas Jefferson
Document: Repeating what your Doctor told you in your own words - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Medicine is only for those who cannot imagine doing anything else. - Luanda Grazette
Pleasure of love lasts but a moment. Pain of love lasts a lifetime. - Bette Davis
I was under medication when I made the decision not to burn the tapes. - Richard M Nixon
Nobody likes insurance companies, especially health insurance companies. - P.J. O'Rourke
He who makes a beast out of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man. - Dr. Seuss
The best way to reduce the cost of medical care is to reduce the illness. - Arlen Specter
One of the major goals of health insurance reform is to bring down the cost. - Valerie Jarrett
This is a sharp medicine, but it is a physician for all diseases and miseries. - Sir Walter Raleigh
My mother-in-law had a pain beneath her left breast. Turned out to be a trick knee. - Phyllis Diller
No, Doctor, I don't want to grow young again. I just want to keep on growing old. - Madame de Rothschild
People pay the doctor for his trouble; for his kindness they still remain in his debt. - Seneca
Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get. - Robert Orben
I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places. - Henny Youngman
Physiology is the stepchild of medicine. That is why Cinderella often turns out the queen. - Martin H. Fischer
Smart people that like good health spend several hours outdoors daily in the shade of trees. - Steven Magee
When I was born the Doctor took one look at my face, turned me over and said, "Look, twins!" - Rodney Dangerfield
The only equipment lack in the modern hospital? Somebody to meet you at the entrance with a handshake! - Martin H. Fischer
My doctor gave me six months to live, but when I couldn't pay the bill he gave me six months more. - Walter Matthau
Pain is neither intolerable nor everlasting... it is in the power of the soul to maintain its own serenity. - Marcus Aurelius
Finish last in your league and they call you idiot. Finish last in medical school and they call you doctor. - Abe Lemons
Just like a shoe, if someone is meant for you, they will fit just perfectly. No forcing, no struggling, and no pain. - Unknown
Despite all our toil and progress, the art of medicine still falls somewhere between trout casting and spook writing. - Ben Hecht
My doctor recently told me that jogging could add years to my life. I think he was right. I feel ten years older already. - Milton Berle
Health is the state about which medicine has nothing to say; sanctity is the state about which theology has nothing to say. - W H Auden
While some pain is probably inevitable in all relationships, successful couples are usually the ones who are able to forgive. - Ilona Boniwell
It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker
I went to the doctor because I'd swallowed a bottle of sleeping pills. My doctor told me to have a few drinks and get some rest. - Rodney Dangerfield
The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd druther not. - Mark Twain
The pain started years ago, but I'd lived with it for so long at that point that I'd accepted it as an inevitable part of me. - Ashley Wallis
I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright