QuotaBillsDiet Planner: A fast talker. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Reform: To gain or lose weight - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Diets are mainly food for thought. - N Wylie Jones
Life is too short to be on a diet. - Taylor J Reid
I could eat my body weight in sushi. - Mikey Way
Laugh a lot. It burns a lot of calories. - Jessica Simpson
Mine is the least fat diet in the world. - Pierre Dukan
A balanced diet is chocolate in both hands. - Unknown
Happiness is equilibrium. Shift your weight. - Tom Stoppard
Tears at times have all the weight of speech. - Ovid
I'm not gaining weight. I'm living large. - Unknown
Life is too short not to order the bacon dessert. - George Takei
The more you weight the harder you are to kidnap. - Unknown
The heart, like the stomach, wants a varied diet. - Gustave Flaubert
My weight is perfect for my height - which varies. - Unknown
Diets are for those who are thick and tired of it. - Unknown
If stress burned calories, I'd be a supermodel. - Unknown
A balanced diet is a Cracker Jack cookie in each hand. - Joe-kster
I'm just one stomach flu away from my goal weight. - The Devil Wears Prada
A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat. - Erma Bombeck
I don't trust any diet that doesn't allow sugar. - Bethenny Frankel
Envy and greed starve on a healthy diet of thanksgiving. - Billy Graham
Nothing burns more calories than dancing in 5-inch heels. - Ariana Grande
Jello: The only food your husband has ever learned to cook - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I'm into fitness: Fit'ness whole donut in my mouth. - Unknown
The cardiologist's diet: - If it tastes good, spit it out. - Unknown
I don't diet, I just don't eat as much as I'd like to. - Linda Evangelista
Whatsoever was the father of a disease, an ill diet was the mother. - George Herbert
Your diet is a bank account. Good food choices are good investments. - Bethenny Frankel
My metabolism stinks. I can gain weight just listening to dinner music. - Ron Dentinger
A gourmet who thinks of calories is like a tart who looks at her watch. - James Beard
One word frees us of all the weight and pain of life: That word is love. - Sophocles
I'm an emotional eater. When I get upset, my diet goes out the window. - Kelly Osbourne
Apple: Nutritious lunchtime dessert which children will trade for cupcakes. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
No disease that can be treated by diet should be treated by any other means. - Maimonides
I gotta lose weight, Edith. I hope you remembered my diuretic cottage cheese. - Archie Bunker
A sure way to lose happiness is to want it at the expense of everything else. - Bette Davis
The majority of my diet is made up of the foods that my kid didn't finish. - Carrie Underwood
I am on a ketos diet so I avoid sugar, dairy products, wheat, grain or pulses. - Puneet Issar
The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook. - Julia Child
The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet, and Doctor Merryman. - Jonathan Swift
Every single diet I ever fell off of was because of potatoes and gravy of some sort. - Dolly Parton
An old timer is one who remembers when we counted our blessings instead of our calories. - Unknown
Juicing isn't about binging and cleansing; I try to incorporate it into a balanced diet. - Eddie Huang
I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks. - Joe E Lewis
The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you're off it. - Jackie Gleason
Grief can be a burden, but also an anchor. You get used to the weight, how it holds you in place. - Sarah Dessen
I'm on a strict liquid diet: Mimosas for breakfast, Margaritas for lunch, Martinis for dinner. - Unknown
A life coach does for the rest of your life what a personal trainer does for your health and fitness. - Elaine MacDonald
If I go on a diet and work out, I'm always in a bad mood. I'd rather be a little heavier but nice. - Salma Hayek
Nobody can fail to lose weight in the jungle, unless they've got a secret stash of pork pies somewhere. - Colin Baker
I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster. - Joe E. Lewis
Dieting is not a sprint, it's a marathon. If you celebrate the small victories, you will eventually win the war. - Ian K Smith
The first requisite of a good citizen in this republic of ours is that he shall be able and willing to pull his weight. - Theodore Roosevelt
Adversity has the same effect on a man that severe training has on the pugilist: it reduces him to his fighting weight. - Josh Billings
If you maintain a healthy diet, or at least are smart about your food choices, you'll still see the pounds come off. - Misty May-Treanor
I feel about airplanes the way I feel about diets. It seems to me that they are wonderful things for other people to go on. - Jean Kerr
I like to eat pizza and spaghetti pomodoro, and I'm crazy for dessert. I like all of them: cassata, cheesecake, biscuits. - Stefano Gabbana
Calories: 1. Weight lifters; 2. Tiny creatures that live in your closet and sew your clothes a little bit tighter every night. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
In Japan, animation is a big part of your media diet. I moved out to Los Angeles at 9, and when I got homesick, I would watch anime. - Hiro Murai
I'm off the diet, but not the treadmill. I speak as someone who's attempted to lose weight and get fit thrice before in my life. - Ronnie Screwvala
My daily diet consists of basically anything I think looks tasty, whether that's pizza, sushi, burgers, quesadillas. I like everything. - Cameron Dallas
New Pasta Diet: Just walk pasta bakery without stopping. Walk pasta candy store without stopping. Walk pasta ice cream shop without stopping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Fishing Journal: An imaginative work of sub-literature in which the angler records the weight, length, and species of fish he didn't catch - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The best way to lose weight is to close your mouth - something very difficult for a politician. Or watch your food - just watch it, don't eat it. - Edward I Kock