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Spring Is Here

Might be jumping the gun a bit...

Spring Is Here thanks to Jim Serritella

Spring Is Here thanks to Jim Serritella

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Dismay: In the spring. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Blossom by blossom the spring begins. - Algernon C Swinburne

I used to be Snow White, but I drifted. - Mae West

Spring is the time of plans and projects. - Leo Tolstoy

The deep roots never doubt spring will come. - Marty Rubin

Spring is umbilical or else it is not spring. - Wallace Stevens

Best friend, my well-spring in the wilderness! - George Eliot

At the best of times, spring hurts depressives. - Angela Carter

Chicago is an October sort of city even in spring. - Nelson Algren

No winter lasts forever; no spring skips its turn. - Hal Borland

because it's Spring
thingS dare to do people - e e cummings

I drank the silence of God from a spring in the woods. - Georg Trakl

Winter is on my head, but eternal spring is in my heart. - Victor Hugo

Spring shows what God can do with a drab and dirty world. - Virgil A Kraft

A heresy can spring only from a system that is in full vigor. - Eric Hoffer

In the spring, at the end of the day, you should smell like dirt. - Margaret Atwood

You can cut all the flowers but you cannot keep Spring from coming. - Pablo Neruda

It is spring again. The earth is like a child that knows poems by heart. - Rainer M. Rilke

She walked across the ballroom as if she were trudging through deep snow. - Noel Coward

The day the Lord created hope was probably the same day He created spring. - Bernard Williams

Something in the air this morning made me feel like flying... Spring Flight - Eileen Granfors

Always it's Spring,and everyone's in love and flowers pick themselves. - e e cummings

Everything holds its breath except spring. She bursts through as strong as ever. - B.M. Bower

I enjoy the spring more than the autumn now. One does, I think, as one gets older. - Virginia Woolf

I stuck my head out the window this morning and spring kissed my bang in the face. - Langston Hughes

My mother is no spring chicken although she has got as many chemicals in her as one. - Edna Everage

A little learning is a dangerous thing
Drink deep, or taste not the Pierian spring. - Alexander Pope

Even bees, the little almsmen of spring bowers, know there is richest juice in poison-flowers. - John Keats

There's one good thing about snow: it makes your lawn look as nice as your neighbor's. - Clyde Moore

The difference between a gun and a tree is a difference of tempo. The tree explodes every spring. - Ezra Pound

Just 'cause there's snow in the basement don't mean there ain't no fire in the roof! - Archie Bunker

Italy, and the spring and first love all together should suffice to make the gloomiest person happy. - Bertrand Russell

The sun always comes up. Spring always comes after winter. The river always reaches the ocean. Always. - Maxime Lagace

If people did not love one another, I really don't see what use there would be in having any spring. - Victor Hugo

To be interested in the changing seasons is a happier state of mind than to be hopelessly in love with spring. - George Santayana

The Eskimos had fifty-two names for snow because it was important to them: there ought to be as many for love. - Margaret Atwood

Courage is not the towering oak that sees storms come and go; it is the fragile blossom that opens in the snow. - Alice M Swaim

I think trees should bloom earlier in the spring. They act like they are on a schedule. It’s not like they have anywhere to go. - Jarod Kintz

If we had no winter, the spring would not be so pleasant; if we did not sometimes taste of adversity, prosperity would not be so welcome. - Anne Bradstreet

Or maybe spring is the season of love and fall the season of mad lust. Spring for flirting but fall for the untamed delicious wild thing. - Elizabeth Cohen


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