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Everything you see I owe to spaghetti. - Sophia Loren

Maybe she's a spaghetti girl... straight until wet. - Jodi Lerner

If you ate pasta and antipasto, would you still be hungry? - George Carlin

Writing is throwing spaghetti at a wall to see what sticks. - Kelly E. Lindner

A nation of spaghetti eaters cannot restore Roman civilization. - Benito Mussolini

Fine art and pizza delivery: what we do falls neatly in between. - David Letterman

No man is lonely eating spaghetti; it requires so much attention. - Christopher Morley

I love Cincinnati, but you can keep that spaghetti chili product. - Ron White

No man is lonely while eating spaghetti; it requires so much attention. - Christopher Morley

Sergio Leone was a big influence on me because of the spaghetti westerns. - Quentin Tarantino

I am a genre lover - everything from spaghetti western to samurai movies. - Quentin Tarantino

After exercising I always eat pizza... just kidding. I don't exercise. - Unknown

A piece of spaghetti or a military unit can only be led from the front end. - George S Patton

Thinking about spaghetti that boils eternally but is never done is a sad thing. - Haruki Murakami

Spaghetti can be eaten most successfully if you inhale it like a vacuum cleaner. - Sophia Loren

Zero: The number of times you’ve gotten to eat most of the pizza you ordered - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Roses are red, Pizza sauce is too, I ordered a large, and None of it is for you. - Unknown

We'll have a big bowl of spaghetti and a plate of some of that veal scallopeepee. - Archie Bunker

You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six. - Yogi Berra

Wealth is not a pizza, where if I have too many slices you have to eat the Domino's box. - P.J. O'Rourke

I like spaghetti bolognese, I like baked beans on toast. I hate French food. I hate fancy food. - Simon Cowell

They don't make pizza or beer out of celery. And that is all you need to know about celery. - Bill Murray

On our own, we are marshmallows and dried spaghetti, but together we can become something bigger. - C.B. Cook

I love eating sushi and eating raw and clean - no pasta and bread. Low carbs is what works for me. - Christine Teigen

I do know what my first meal in the next world would be: Spaghetti Aglio e Olio, heavy on everything. - Rachael Ray

My favorite thing is Spaghetti with white clam sauce anywhere on the Amalfi Coast or the Tuscan Coast. - Todd English

As a child, I was subjected to a lot of spaghetti Westerns and hated them. I wanted the Indians to win. - Kara Walker

Let's be frank, the Italians' technological contribution to humankind stopped with the pizza oven. - Bill Bryson

I don't really drink sodas, but when I have popcorn or pizza I need a little. It's the perfect combination. - Alessandra Ambrosio

Sea spaghetti looks like dark fettuccine and has a similar texture - you can get it in health food stores or online. - Yotam Ottolenghi

I felt I'd earned the Good Housekeeping Seal when I designed an oval-shaped spaghetti pot, because spaghetti is long. - Rachael Ray

I love spaghetti. And I like to cook spaghetti. And I used to eat it every day. I weighed thirty pounds more than I do now. - Christopher Walken

I like to eat pizza and spaghetti pomodoro, and I'm crazy for dessert. I like all of them: cassata, cheesecake, biscuits. - Stefano Gabbana

My girlfriend wants me to stain the new wooden fence in her backyard. So I'm going to eat spaghetti over it for a few weeks. - Rick Lantern

I'm always interested in finding the new trend. If you love pizza every day, after 22 years of eating pizza, you want to try sushi. - Jean Pigozzi

My writing philosophy is throwing spaghetti against the wall. That's how I take pictures, too. If I take 100, surely one will be good. - Amanda Peet

My daily diet consists of basically anything I think looks tasty, whether that's pizza, sushi, burgers, quesadillas. I like everything. - Cameron Dallas

New Pasta Diet: Just walk pasta bakery without stopping. Walk pasta candy store without stopping. Walk pasta ice cream shop without stopping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I cook a lot of Italian food. Bucatini Pomodoro is my best: it's a fat spaghetti with tomato, olive oil, and reminds me of getting married in Italy. - Bill Rancic

I love sporting events and popcorn and pizza and being outside, like at a baseball or football game. I love amusement parks, going to ride roller coasters. - Carrie Underwood

When I am listening to Vivaldi or Japanese music or making spaghetti at 3 in the morning and realize that I don't have the proper sauce for it, fame is of no use. - Saul Leiter

I'm Italian, but my family isn't stereotypical. I only have one sister and we don't yell or throw pasta at each other. My mother doesn't even have a secret spaghetti sauce recipe. - Jennifer Esposito

For the first time ever, overweight people outnumber average people in America. Doesn't that make overweight the average then? Last month you were fat, now you're average - hey, let's get a pizza! - Jay Leno

I was too young to be an avid enthusiast for the franchise, but like billions of people I remember as a child sitting around with the family on a Friday night with pizza and popcorn and a 'Die Hard' movie on. - Jai Courtney

I always have parmigiano-reggiano, olive oil and pasta at home. When people get sick, they want chicken soup; I want spaghetti with parmesan cheese, olive oil and a bit of lemon zest. It makes me feel better every time. - Isabella Rossellini


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