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Someone Who Cares thanks to Howard Chapman

Someone Who Cares thanks to Howard Chapman

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Friendship is a plant we must often water. - German Proverb

Best friend, my well-spring in the wilderness! - George Eliot

A mouse never entrusts his life to only one hole. - Plautus

I have no friends and no enemies - only competitors. - Aristotle Onassis

Friendship redoubleth joys, and cutteth griefs in half. - Francis Bacon

Do I not destroy my enemies when I make them my friends? - Abraham Lincoln

Sometimes the cost of integrity is the loss of a friend. - Jack McDevitt

You don't have to hold your stomach in for real friends. - Unknown

Love your enemy. But don't forget he is not your friend. - Paulo Coelho

Worry is today's mice nibbling on tomorrow's cheese. - Unknown

There's no word yet for old friends who've just met. - Jim Henson

He will never have true friends who is afraid of making enemies. - William Hazlitt

When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. - Edward Abbey

Some of my best friends are illusions. Been sustaining me for years. - Sheila Ballantyne

To like and dislike the same things, that is indeed true friendship. - Sallust

Friends are lost by calling too often and by not calling often enough. - French Proverb

Don't abuse your friends and expect them to consider it criticism. - Ed Howe

A true friend never gets in your way unless you happen to be going down. - Arnold H. Glasgow

Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life. - Mark Twain

There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate. - Linda Grayson

Treat your friends as you do your pictures, and place them in their best light. - Jennie Jerome Churchill

If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of payments. - Earl Wilson

How many cares one loses when one decides not to be something but to be someone. - Coco Chanel

A filmmaker we almost lost to politics... my friend and colleague, Warren Beatty. - Jack Nicholson

It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb

Animals are such agreeable friends - they ask no questions, they pass no criticisms. - George Eliot

True happiness consists not in the multitude of friends, but in the worth and choice. - Ben Jonson

The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. - Doug Larson

Never explain. Your friends do not need it and your enemies will not believe it anyway. - Elbert Hubbard

Being honest may not get you many friends, but it'll always get you the right ones. - John Lennon

Ladies and gentlemen are permitted to have friends in the kennel but not in the kitchen. - George Bernard Shaw

I was the class clown so I was used to performing and fooling around in front of my friends. - Dominic Monaghan

We've been friends for so long I can't remember which one of us is the bad influence. - Unknown

Yes, know thyself: in great concerns or small,
Be this thy care, for this, my friend, is all. - Juvenal

There's a thing that keeps surprising you about stormy old friends after they die: their silence. - Ben Hecht

Have your adventures, make your mistakes, and choose your friends poorly - all these make for great stories. - Chuck Palahniuk

Do you think you're safe in a car with your seatbelt on? Dream on. My friend thought so. Now she's pregnant. - Anke Engelke

It is well, when judging a friend, to remember that he is judging you with the same godlike and superior impartiality. - Arnold Bennett

My candle burns at both ends,
It will not last the night;
But ah, my foes, and oh, my friends -
It gives a lovely light! - Edna St Vincent Millay

We spend precious hours fearing the inevitable. It would be wise to use that time adoring our families, cherishing our friends and living our lives. - Maya Angelou


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