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My friends are my estate. - Emily Dickinson

Prosperity is full of friends. - Euripides

True friends stab you in the front. - Oscar Wilde

A mother is a daughter's first best friend. - Unknown

Telepathy: Being too lazy to give your friends a call - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A friend is someone with whom you dare to be yourself. - Frank Crane

A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat. - Erma Bombeck

Friendship redoubleth joys, and cutteth griefs in half. - Francis Bacon

An intelligent enemy is better than an ignorant friend. - African Saying

What is a friend? A single soul dwelling in two bodies. - Aristotle

Those who seek faultless friends will remain friendless. - Unknown

A friend may well be reckoned the masterpiece of nature. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Friendship often ends in love; but love in friendship - never. - Charles C Colton

Trust no friend without faults, and love a woman, but no angel. - Doris Lessing

A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you. - Elbert Hubbard

When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. - Edward Abbey

That's your best friend and your worst enemy - your own brain. - Fred Durst

Let there be no purpose in friendship save the deepening of the spirit. - Kahlil Gibran

What progress, you ask, have I made? I have begun to be a friend to myself. - Hecato

There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate. - Linda Grayson

Walking with a friend in the dark is better than walking alone in the light. - Helen Keller

A friend is a person with whom I may be sincere. Before him, I may think aloud. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The Holy Father's newest Encyclacle? Like anyone cares what he rides around on. - Archie Bunker

Friendship needs no words - it is solitude delivered from the anguish of loneliness. - Dag Hammarskjold

True happiness consists not in the multitude of friends, but in the worth and choice. - Ben Jonson

He was a great patriot, a humanitarian, a loyal friend provided, of course, he really is dead. - Voltaire

Never trust anyone who wants what you've got. Friend or no, envy is an overwhelming emotion. - Eubie Blake

I'd kiss a frog even if there was no promise of a Prince Charming popping out of it. I love frogs. - Cameron Diaz

It takes a great deal of bravery to stand up to our enemies, but just as much to stand up to our friends. - J K Rowling

He who has a thousand friends has not a friend to spare, and he who has one enemy shall meet him everywhere. - Ali ibn-Abi-Talib

Have your adventures, make your mistakes, and choose your friends poorly - all these make for great stories. - Chuck Palahniuk

I don't need a friend who changes when I change and who nods when I nod; my shadow does that much better. - Plutarch

If we would build on a sure foundation in friendship, we must love friends for their sake rather than for our own. - Charlotte Bronte

Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love, but no friendship. - Oscar Wilde

Friendship with one's self is all important, because without it one cannot be friends with anyone else in the world. - Eleanor Roosevelt

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they're not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they're not so bad. - Arnold H. Glasow

We live, in fact, in a world starved for solitude, silence, and private: and therefore starved for meditation and true friendship. - C S Lewis

People share, read and generally engage more with any type of content when it's surfaced through friends and people they know and trust. - Malorie Lucich

I like a quiet evening with family or friends over, great food and great discussion, and a lot of laughter. That's really what fills my tank. - Anna Eshoo

We spend precious hours fearing the inevitable. It would be wise to use that time adoring our families, cherishing our friends and living our lives. - Maya Angelou


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