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There is flattery in friendship. - William Shakespeare

A friend in power is a friend lost. - Henry Adams

A friend's eye is a good mirror. - Irish Proverb

My friend is one who takes me for what I am. - Henry David Thoreau

An open enemy is better than a false friend. - Greek Proverb

A wise man cares not for what he cannot have. - Unknown

Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate. - Thomas Jones

Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer. - Michael Corleone

All your friends are gonna be green with envious. - Archie Bunker

A mouse never entrusts his life to only one hole. - Plautus

The mouse that fears the trap has already been trapped. - Marty Rubin

An intelligent enemy is better than an ignorant friend. - African Saying

Animals are my friends... and I don't eat my friends. - George Bernard Shaw

Mouse: An animal which strews its path with fainting women. - Ambrose Bierce

There's no word yet for old friends who've just met. - Jim Henson

Apparently you're not allowed to lick a toad's back. - Karl Pilkington

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper. - Unknown

God gave us our relatives; thank God we can choose our friends. - Ethel Mumford

He will never have true friends who is afraid of making enemies. - William Hazlitt

You meet your friend, your face brightens - you have struck gold. - Kassia

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

My best friend is the man who'll get me a book I ain't read. - Abraham Lincoln

My best friend ran away with my wife. And let me tell you, I really miss him. - Henny Youngman

What draws people to be friends is that they see the same truth. They share it. - C S Lewis

We make our friends. We make our enemies. But God makes our next-door neighbour. - G K Chesterton

The Holy Father's newest Encyclacle? Like anyone cares what he rides around on. - Archie Bunker

Great souls by instinct by each other turn
Demand alliance, and in friendship burn. - Joseph Addison

Laughter is not at all a bad beginning for a friendship, and it is far the best ending for one. - Oscar Wilde

We all respect sincerity in our friends and acquaintances, but Hollywood is willing to pay for it. - Hattie McDaniel

I'm shy in person - so afraid to confess my love - I need a go-between - our mutual friend, the Moon. - John Geddes

It takes a great deal of bravery to stand up to our enemies, but just as much to stand up to our friends. - J K Rowling

He who has a thousand friends has not a friend to spare, and he who has one enemy shall meet him everywhere. - Ali ibn-Abi-Talib

I'm telling you this 'cause you're one of my friends. My alphabet starts where your alphabet ends! - Dr. Seuss

Sometimes me think, 'What is Friend?' and then me say, 'Friend is someone to share the last cookie with.' - Cookie Monster

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

As we grow up we think we lose our friends. But the truth is that we don't lose friends, we just learn who the real ones are. - Unknown

Silence is interesting. It can show confusion, indifference and sadness. But it can also show determination, confidence and caring. - Maxime Lagace

You are no more exempt from time's inexorable passing than Macbeth. Whether time is your friend or foe depends on how you use it. - Patricia Fripp

People share, read and generally engage more with any type of content when it's surfaced through friends and people they know and trust. - Malorie Lucich

Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art. It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things that give value to survival. - C S Lewis


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