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A meowing cat catches no mice. - Yiddish proverb

The best mirror is an old friend. - George Herbert

When the cat dies, the mice rejoice. - African saying

When the cat's away, the mice will play. - French Proverb

Be true to your work, your word, and your friend. - Henry David Thoreau

Those who seek faultless friends will remain friendless. - Unknown

A friend is someone who makes you feel totally acceptable. - Ene Riisna

Mouse: An animal which strews its path with fainting women. - Ambrose Bierce

Love your enemy. But don't forget he is not your friend. - Paulo Coelho

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? - Steven Wright

No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend. - Groucho Marx

He will never have true friends who is afraid of making enemies. - William Hazlitt

The most called-upon prerequisite of a friend is an accessible ear. - Maya Angelou

A mother is your first friend, your best friend, your forever friend. - Unknown

If you think nobody cares about you, try missing a couple of payments. - Steven Wright

A dog has lots of friends because he wags his tail and not his tongue. - Unknown

Tell your friend a lie. If he keeps it secret, then tell him the truth. - Portuguese Proverb

The best friend is the man who in wishing me well wishes it for my sake. - Aristotle

Wishing to be friends is quick work, but friendship is a slow ripening fruit. - Aristotle

Before you build a better mousetrap, it helps to know if there are any mice out there. - Mortimer B Zuckerman

Ladies and gentlemen are permitted to have friends in the kennel but not in the kitchen. - George Bernard Shaw

I was the class clown so I was used to performing and fooling around in front of my friends. - Dominic Monaghan

Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog dies of it. - E.B. White

Yes, know thyself: in great concerns or small,
Be this thy care, for this, my friend, is all. - Juvenal

There's a thing that keeps surprising you about stormy old friends after they die: their silence. - Ben Hecht

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart. - Unknown

Lately all my friends are worried they're turning into their fathers. I'm worried I'm not. - Dan Zevin

We challenge one another to be funnier and smarter ... It's the way friends make love to one another. - Annie Gottlieb

He who has a thousand friends has not a friend to spare, and he who has one enemy shall meet him everywhere. - Ali ibn-Abi-Talib

The friend that always finds time to spend with you without consulting his or her calendar is a true friend. - Ellen J. Barrier

I don't need a friend who changes when I change and who nods when I nod; my shadow does that much better. - Plutarch

We are all travelers in the wilderness of this world, and the best we can find in our travels is an honest friend. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Your friends will know you better in the first moment you meet than your acquaintances will know you in a lifetime. - Richard Bach

Knowledge is a deadly friend when no one sets the rules;
The fate of all mankind I see is in the hand of fools. - King Crimson

You can always tell a real friend: when you make a fool of yourself, he doesn't feel you've done a permanent job. - Laurence Peter

The proper office of a friend is to side with you when you are in the wrong. Nearly anybody will side with you when you are right. - Mark Twain

Leadership is all about caring, daring and sharing. Caring for people, Daring to Act fearlessly, and Sharing the success with all. - Sujit Lalwani

Science will never be able to reduce the value of a sunset to arithmetic. Nor can it reduce friendship or statesmanship to a formula. - Louis Orr

The greatest sweetener of human life is Friendship. To raise this to the highest pitch of enjoyment, is a secret which but few discover. - Joseph Addison

What is it about friendship that makes being among friends so much richer than being among the most accomplished and interesting strangers? - Sandy Sheehy


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