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Socialist Job

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Socialist Job thanks to Barry McCartney

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Liberty, Equality, Fraternity! - Unknown

The gun is not out of Irish politics. - Ian Paisley

Voters want a fraud they can believe in. - Will Durst

A penny saved is a Congressional oversight. - Hal Luyah

Talk is cheap... except when Congress does it. - Unknown

Politics is not a game. It is an earnest business. - Winston Churchill

Politics is the art of controlling your environment. - Hunter S. Thompson

Government is an endless pursuit of new ways to tax. - Unknown

Bulldozing: Going to sleep during a political speech. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Political War: One in which everyone shoots from the lip - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I will be the greatest jobs president that God ever created. - Donald Trump

Politics is for the present, but an equation is for eternity. - Albert Einstein

Politics is too serious a matter to be left to the politicians. - Charles de Gaulle

World War II was the last government program that really worked. - George Will

Take the diplomacy out of war and the thing would fall flat in a week. - Will Rogers

Steve Jobs changed my life. He also changed the life of every designer. - Yves Behar

Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for. - Will Rogers

Vote for the man who promises least; he'll be the least disappointing. - Bernard Baruch

Democracy is when the indigent, and not the men of property, are the rulers. - Aristotle

Democracy used to be a good thing, but now it has gotten into the wrong hands. - Jesse Helms

Democracy is also a form of religion; it is the worship of jackals by jackasses. - H L Mencken

Idealism is the noble toga that political gentlemen drape over their will to power. - Aldous Huxley

Either the government will be given to us or we shall seize it by marching on Rome. - Benito Mussolini

No man's life, liberty, or property is safe while the legislature is in session. - Mark Twain

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke

Whenever a fellow tells me he's bipartisan, I know he's going to vote against me. - Harry S Truman

To cure the British disease with socialism was like trying to cure leukemia with leeches. - Margaret Thatcher

I have a wonderful make-up crew. They're the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty. - Bob Hope

Animals are like little children a bit. They're simple. They don't have politics driving them. - Annabelle Sabloff

Ex-Presidents of the United States get state subsidies. Not so in Russia. You get no government support. - Mikhail Gorbachev

Such is the irresistible nature of truth that all it asks, and all it wants, is the liberty of appearing. - Thomas Paine

Politics is not the art of the possible. It consists in choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable. - John Kenneth Galbraith

There is not Communism or Marxism, but representative democracy and social justice in a well-planned economy. - Fidel Castro

Relying on the government to protect your privacy is like asking a peeping tom to install your window blinds. - John P Barlow

Idealism is like a castle in the air if it is not based on a solid foundation of social and political realism. - Claude McKay

They say women talk too much. If you have worked in Congress you know that the filibuster was invented by men. - Clare Boothe Luce

Taxpayer - someone who works for the federal government but doesn't have to take the civil service examination. - Ronald Reagan

The workers' and peasants' government proposes to all warring peoples... negotiations leading to a just, democratic peace. - Lenin

Our future cannot depend on the government alone. The ultimate solutions lie in the attitudes and the actions of the American people. - Joe Biden

Being in politics is like being a football coach; you have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it's important. - Eugene McCarthy


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