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All politics is local. - Thomas P O'Neil

Diplomacy: Lying in state. - Oliver Herford

There is no gambling like politics. - Benjamin Disraeli

Crime does not pay as well as politics. - Alfred E. Newman

In politics an absurdity is not a handicap. - Napoleon Bonaparte

In a democracy, dissent is an act of faith. - J. William Fulbright

In Congress, it's all pork, all the time. - Jim Cooper

Government is an endless pursuit of new ways to tax. - Unknown

The Golden Rule has no place in a political campaign. - John J Ingalls

The art of government is the organization of idolatry. - George Bernard Shaw

In politics, a lie unanswered becomes truth within 24 hours. - Willie Brown

We have the best government in the world... that money can buy. - Mark Twain

Liberty don't work as good in practice as it does in speeches. - Will Rogers

For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program. - Bob Wells

The mystery of government is not how Washington works but how to make it stop. - P.J. O'Rourke

The flood of money that gushes into politics today is a pollution of democracy. - Theodore White

Hillary Clinton is not going to be able to create jobs, I will tell you right now. - Donald Trump

Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be defeated. - Will Rogers

Disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business. - Tom Robbins

I love Canada. I am from Canada. I will bash the Canadian government but never Canada. - Jason Priestley

I know not what course others may take, but as for me, give me liberty, or give me death. - Patrick Henry

The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter. - Winston Churchill

We go by the major vote, and if the majority are insane, the sane must go to the hospital. - Horace Mann

Patriotism is supporting your country all the time and your government when it deserves it. - Mark Twain

Democracy must be something more than two wolves and a sheep voting on what to have for dinner. - James Bovard

Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. - Unknown

My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty. - Woody Allen

Ex-Presidents of the United States get state subsidies. Not so in Russia. You get no government support. - Mikhail Gorbachev

When governments become large, voters cannot exercise close oversight, otherwise known as political power. - Maggie Gallagher

I believe in only one thing: liberty; but I do not believe in liberty enough to want to force it upon anyone. - H L Mencken

Politics is the only business where doing nothing other than making the other guy look bad is an acceptable outcome. - Mark Warner

Frankly, I'd like to see the government get out of war altogether and leave the whole field to private industry. - Joseph Heller

The business of government is to keep the government out of business - that is, unless business needs government aid. - Will Rogers

Freedom has many difficulties and democracy is not perfect. But we have never had to put a wall up to keep our people in. - John F Kennedy

A democracy is a place where numerous elections are held at great cost without issues and with interchangeable candidates. - Gore Vidal

When it comes to politics, I sit down on a sofa and grab some popcorn - or sometimes I crouch down in order not to get shot. - Sergey Galitsky

We're at a point in history where everyone needs to pay attention to politics. Too much is at stake for us to be apathetic. - Kevin Costner

We can have democracy in this country, or we can have great wealth concentrated in the hands of a few, but we can't have both. - Louis D. Branders

When one may pay out over two million dollars to presidential and Congressional campaigns, the U.S. government is virtually up for sale. - John W. Gardner

Politicians also have no leisure, because they are always aiming at something beyond political life itself, power and glory, or happiness. - Aristotle


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