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Precision is not reality. - Henri Matisse

Plans make dreams reality. - Susan Pace-Koch

TV: Chewing gum for the eyes. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Reality is frequently inaccurate. - Douglas Adams

Legitimate reality (realty) company. - Archie Bunker

Television is democracy at its ugliest. - Paddy Chayefsky

A TV licence is a licence to print money. - Roy Thomson

It's the hottest thing on television. - Donald Trump

Reality is nothing but a collective hunch. - Jane Wagner

Reality is not always probable, or likely. - Jorge Luis Borges

In television blood is thicker than talent. - Gerald F Lieberman

Imitation is the sincerest form of television. - Fred Allen

Love paid a price so hope could become a reality. - Susan Gaddis

When I was your age, television was called books. - William Goldman

Television proves that sight has a definite odor. - Gerald F Lieberman

What we achieve inwardly will change outer reality. - Plutarch

Mobile is a lot closer to TV than it is to desktop. - Mark Zuckerberg

Always remember, your focus determines your reality. - George Lucas

Kids don't remember their best day of television. - Unknown

Sometimes reality is too complex. Stories give it form. - Jean Luc Godard

Life doesn't imitate art; it imitates bad television. - Woody Allen

Babysitters: Girls you hire to watch your television set. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Sex on television can't hurt you - unless you fall off. - Unknown

Face reality as it is, not as it was or as you wish it to be. - Jack Welch

Bed is like the womb, only drier and with better TV reception. - Linda Richman

The distance between your dreams and reality is called action. - Unknown

Let's bask in television's warm, glowing, warming glow. - Homer Simpson

Reality can be lost when reason and language have been violated. - Ravi Zacharias

Reality: The leading cause of stress among those in touch with it. - Lily Tomlin

When your wife asks what's on TV, dust is not the right answer. - Unknown

I think Les Moonves is the most highly overrated person in television. - Donald Trump

Men don't care what's on TV. They only care what else is on TV. - Jerry Seinfeld

My children refuse to eat anything that hasn't danced on television. - Erma Bombeck

Symptoms, then are in reality nothing but the cry from suffering organs. - Jean-Martin Charcot

So long as there's a jingle in your head, television isn't free. - Jason Love

Bad humour is an evasion of reality; good humour is an acceptance of it. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Television Programming: Material that fills the time between commercials - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Design is about discipline and reality, not about fantasy beyond reality. - Albert Hadley

We have art so that we do not die of reality. Reality is too much with us. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Jogging is for people who aren't intelligent enough to watch television. - Victoria Wood

Fantasy is hardly an escape from reality. It's a way of understanding it. - Lloyd Alexander

The times have not become more violent. They have just become more televised. - Marilyn Manson

Children are paparazzi. They take your picture when you don't want them to. - Jamie Lee Curtis

A dream you dream alone is only a dream. A dream you dream together is reality. - Yoko Ono

There's so much comedy on television. Does that cause comedy in the streets? - Dick Cavett

In photography there is a reality so subtle that it becomes more real than reality. - Alfred Stieglitz

In California, they don't throw their garbage away - they make it into TV shows. - Woody Allen

I'm not crazy about reality, but it's still the only place to get a decent meal. - Groucho Marx

The essential feature, and necessity of life is to know reality, which means knowing God. - Malcolm Muggeridge

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

So many people are on television that don't know me, and they're like experts on me. - Donald Trump

Television has changed the American child from an irresistable force to an immovable object. - Laurence J Peter

I have had my television aerials removed. It is the moral equivalent of a prostate operation. - Malcolm Muggeridge

You said you have a dream. Make your wonderful dream a reality, and it will become your truth. - Pokemon

When you expect good, it's available constantly, and it makes itself a reality in your life. - Alfre Woodard

The reality of professional skateboarding contests is that they're not relevant in our world. - Rob Dyrdek

Television was not intended to make human beings vacuous, but it is an emanation of their vacuity. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Our fears are more numerous than our dangers, and we suffer more in our imagination than in reality. - Seneca

You go to your TV to turn your brain off. You go to the computer when you want to turn your brain on. - Steve Jobs

When a team outgrows individual performance and learns team confidence, excellence becomes a reality. - Joe Paterno

The concept that vaccine-induced immunity is superior in any way to natural immunity is sheer nonsense. - Dr Steven Pelech

Morality binds and blinds. It binds us into teams... but thereby makes us go blind to objective reality. - Jonathan Haidt

We owe a lot to Thomas Edison - if it wasn't for him, we'd be watching television by candlelight. - Milton Berle

Attachment is the great fabricator of illusions; reality can be attained only by someone who is detached. - Simone Weil

You know when you eat too many sweets and get diabetes? Paparazzi are the diabetes of materialistic culture. - Shirley MacLaine

For a successful technology, reality must take precedence over public relations, for Nature cannot be fooled. - Richard P Feynman

You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams. - Dr. Seuss

Television: The device that brings into your living room characters you would never allow in your living room. - Red Skelton

There is no way you can get people to believe you on screen if they know who you really are through television. - Jack Nicholson

Men in general judge more from appearances than from reality. All men have eyes, but few have the gift of penetration. - Niccolo Machiavelli

All our science, measured against reality, is primitive and childlike - and yet it is the most precious thing we have. - Albert Einstein

Remembering is a gift - a silent gift, because it roots us in reality while at the same time pointing us towards eternity. - Raphael Anzenberger

The public has an appetite for anything about imagination: anything that is far away from reality as is creatively possible. - Steven Spielberg

The first responsibility of a leader is to define reality. The last is to say thank you. In between, the leader is a servant. - Max DePree

It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to squeeze in eight hours of TV a day. - Homer Simpson

Television is an invention that permits you to be entertained in your living room by people you wouldn't have in your home. - David Frost

The use of traveling is to regulate imagination by reality, and instead of thinking how things may be, to see them as they are. - Samuel Johnson

The perfect date for me would be staying at home, making a big picnic in bed, eating Wotsits and cookies while watching cable TV. - Kim Kardashian

In our society those who are in reality superior in intelligence can be accepted by their fellows only if they pretend they are not. - Marya Mannes

The depravity of man is at once the most empirically verifiable reality, but at the same time the most intellectually resisted fact. - Malcolm Muggeridge

He who cannot change the very fabric of his thought will never be able to change reality, and will never, therefore, make any progress. - Anwar Sadat

You're not supposed to be so blind with patriotism that you can't face reality. Wrong is wrong, no matter who does it or who says it. - Malcolm X

Faith is not logical. But it isn't illogical either. Faith is theological. It does not ignore reality; it just adds God into the equation. - Mark Batterson

Perhaps women have always been in closer contact with reality than men: it would seem to be the just recompense for being deprived of idealism. - Germaine Greer

I could never have imagined that firing 67 people on national television would actually make me more popular, especially with the younger generation. - Donald Trump