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Ah, TV respects me. It laughs with me, not at me! - Homer Simpson

When I was your age, television was called books. - William Goldman

Imagination is the one weapon in the war against reality. - Jules de Gaultier

Television is a medium because anything well done is rare. - Fred Allen

Television has been the single greatest shaper of emptiness. - Ravi Zacharias

Face reality as it is, not as it was or as you wish it to be. - Jack Welch

Sometimes the appropriate response to reality is to go insane. - Philip K. Dick

Reality is just a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs. - Lily Tomlin

Reality: The leading cause of stress among those in touch with it. - Lily Tomlin

Life is not a problem to be solved, but a reality to be experienced. - Soren Kierkegaard

Everyone has a purpose in life. Perhaps yours is watching television. - David Letterman

Men don't care what's on TV. They only care what else is on TV. - Jerry Seinfeld

Symptoms, then are in reality nothing but the cry from suffering organs. - Jean-Martin Charcot

We have art so that we do not die of reality. Reality is too much with us. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Television: a medium. So called because it's neither rare nor well done. - Ernie Kovacs

There's so much comedy on television. Does that cause comedy in the streets? - Dick Cavett

Do you realize if it weren't for Edison we'd be watching TV by candlelight? - Al Boliska

People who urge you to be realistic generally want you to accept their version of reality. - Unknown

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

I have had my television aerials removed. It is the moral equivalent of a prostate operation. - Malcolm Muggeridge

President Ford tells us all to bite the bullet and Betsy Ford goes on TV and shoots off her mouth. - Archie Bunker

The masses are in reality their own leaders, dialectically creating their own development process. - Rosa Luxemburg

One of television's great contributions is that it brought murder back into the home, where it belongs. - Alfred Hitchcock

You know when you eat too many sweets and get diabetes? Paparazzi are the diabetes of materialistic culture. - Shirley MacLaine

For a successful technology, reality must take precedence over public relations, for Nature cannot be fooled. - Richard P Feynman

You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams. - Dr. Seuss

I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book. - Groucho Marx

Dream your dream; and realize that you are more than just the dreamer, you are the point of origin for its reality. - Steve Maraboli

If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of the television, we'd still be eating frozen radio dinners. - Johnny Carson

Man alone has the power to transform his thoughts into physical reality; man, alone, can dream and make his dreams come true. - Napoleon Hill

The use of traveling is to regulate imagination by reality, and instead of thinking how things may be, to see them as they are. - Samuel Johnson

You've probably got a device on you that can shoot decent video, so what's stopping you? Capture and share some moments. - Steve Garfield

We pick politicians by how they look on TV and Miss America on where she stands on the issues. Isn't that a little backwards? - Jay Leno

As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain; and as far as they are certain, they do not refer to reality. - Albert Einstein

One night I walked home very late and fell asleep in somebody's satellite dish. My dreams were showing up on TV's all over the world. - Steven Wright

Faith is not logical. But it isn't illogical either. Faith is theological. It does not ignore reality; it just adds God into the equation. - Mark Batterson

Perhaps women have always been in closer contact with reality than men: it would seem to be the just recompense for being deprived of idealism. - Germaine Greer

More people watch television and get their information that way than read books. I find new technology and new ways of communication very exciting. - Stephen Covey

What brought me into the TV business is what keeps me here and happy. You can learn something new every day if you have a really positive attitude. - Katie Couric

I could never have imagined that firing 67 people on national television would actually make me more popular, especially with the younger generation. - Donald Trump