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Slam Dunk Repair Job

Syracuse Orange Basketball Backboard substitue signal lights

Slam Dunk Repair Job thanks to Keith Blake

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Never insult anyone by accident. - Robert A. Heinlein

Care shouldn't start in the emergency room. - James Douglas

Never invest emergency savings in the stock market. - Suze Orman

Substance is not enough, accident is also required. - Greek Proverb

So many catastrophes in love are only accidents of egotism. - Hector Bianciotti

I used to look like a deer in headlights on the red carpet. - Emily Blunt

Giving never happens by accident. It's always intentional. - Amy Grant

Coward: One who, in a perilous emergency, thinks with his legs. - Ambrose Bierce

Any American boy can be a basketball star if he grows up, up, up. - Bill Vaughn

The shortest distance between two points is usually under repair. - Unknown

Hairball: When a cat throws up to the basketball hoop, and misses - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Walking has been ridiculous in college basketball the past 15 years. - Bobby Knight

Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg

You don't play against opponents, you play against the game of basketball. - Bobby Knight

There is nothing so strong or safe in an emergency of life as the simple truth. - Charles Dickens

Fame is a vapor; popularity an accident; the only earthly certainty is oblivion. - Mark Twain

We can have no progress without change, whether it be basketball or anything else. - John Wooden

So like any football or basketball coach, you always believe you're going to win. - Colin Powell

What you are as a person is far more important that what you are as a basketball player. - John Wooden

Beautiful young people are accidents of nature, but beautiful old people are works of art. - Eleanor Roosevelt

It's easier to build up a child than it is to repair an adult. Choose your words wisely. - Unknown

Someday I might have to put down a basketball and have a regular 9-to-5 like everybody else. - Shaquille O'Neal

My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder." - Steven Wright

Like you might love watching basketball, but that don't mean that you'll get on the court. - Lil Baby

The ideal man bears the accidents of life with dignity and grace, making the best of circumstances. - Aristotle

One of the tests of leadership is the ability to recognize a problem before it becomes an emergency. - Arnold H. Glasow

I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving. - Steven Wright

The greatest pleasure I know is to do a good action by stealth, and to have it found out by accident. - Charles Lamb

I played basketball in high school, and I love watching sports - I'll watch everything except maybe hockey. - Andy Roddick

The average auto owner drives so blamed reckless I'm glad that he does git robbed when he pays a repair bill. - Kin Hubbard

I have left orders to be awakened at any time in case of national emergency, even if I'm in a cabinet meeting. - Ronald Reagan

Basketball develops individuality, initiative, and leadership. Now get out there and do exactly what I tell you to. - Dick Vitale

The biggest thing is just routine. I think that's the biggest correlation between golfers and basketball players. - Stephen Curry

There is no such thing as a perfect basketball player, and I don't believe there is only one greatest player either. - Michael Jordan

Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps. - Tiger Woods

Basketball, a game which won’t be fit for people until they set the basket umbilicus high and return the giraffes to the zoo. - Ogden Nash

Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket, or a holding pattern over Philadelphia. - Judith Viorst

If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff? - George Carlin

The best way to meet a woman is in an emergency situation - if you're in a shipwreck, or you find yourself behind enemy lines, or in a flood. - Mark Helprin

Success is no accident. It is hard work, perseverance, learning, studying, sacrifice and most of all, love of what you are doing or learning to do. - Pele


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