Big Sister vs Big Brother

He wears the rose of youth upon him. - William Shakespeare

I am fond of children - except boys. - Lewis Carroll

Keep true to the dreams of your youth. - Friedrich Schiller

What is a home without children? Quiet. - Henny Youngman

Time is a game played beautifully by children. - Heraclitus

A baby is an inestimable blessing and a bother. - Mark Twain

Distinct: How a child says something smelled bad. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

De-caffeinated: What a cow gets when it has a baby - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My music is best understood by children and animals. - Igor Stravinsky

Youth is not a time of life - it is a state of mind. - Samuel Ullman

Insanity is hereditary. You get it from your children. - Sam Levenson

You see much more of your children once they leave home. - Lucille Ball

Adolescence is the conjugator of childhood and adulthood. - Louise J. Kaplan

Our children are only as brilliant as we allow them to be. - Eric Micha'el Leventhal

The trouble with children is that they are not returnable. - Quentin Crisp

What you teach your children, you also teach their children. - Unknown

There is never a problem child; there is only a problem parent. - A.S. Neill

When I was a child, nobody died; but now it happens all the time. - Unknown

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club. - Jack London

My children refuse to eat anything that hasn't danced on television. - Erma Bombeck

I ain't had no brother for 29 years - nearly a quarter of a century. - Archie Bunker

There's only one pretty child in the world, and every mother has it. - English Proverb

Quarantine: When a youth locks himself in his bedroom for months at a time - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My mother loved children - she would have given anything if I had been one. - Groucho Marx

All my life through, the new sights of Nature made me rejoice like a child. - Marie Curie

A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five. - Groucho Marx

There was never a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him to sleep. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Children are paparazzi. They take your picture when you don't want them to. - Jamie Lee Curtis

Every child is an artist. The problem is how to remain an artist once he grows up. - Pablo Picasso

Having a baby is like falling in love again, both with your husband and your child. - Tina Brown

The only time a woman wishes she were a year older is when she is expecting a baby. - Mary Marsh

Grandchildren are God's rewards to grandparents for not shooting their children. - Unknown

Children are a great comfort in your old age, and they help you reach it faster, too. - Lionel Kauffman

My wife and I have a tradition of popcorn and videos with our kids on Friday evenings. - Ozwald Boateng

The most effective kind of education is that a child should play amongst lovely things. - Plato

Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home. - Bill Cosby

If we would listen to our kids, we'd discover that they are largely self-explanatory. - Robert Brault

My brother Bob doesn't want to be in government - he promised Dad he'd go straight. - John F Kennedy

That's what Abel was saying when he got it in the back from his own brother with a cane. - Archie Bunker

No more massive injections. Tiny children are not horses - one vaccine at a time, over time. - Donald Trump

I want to have a bunch of kids so I can open a factory and have free labor. Beat that, China! - Jarod Kintz

It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero

The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out of his nose. - Garrison Keillor

My brother thinks he's a chicken.
We don't talk him out of it because we need the eggs. - Groucho Marx

I just want to make sure when I have kids, I can spend time with them. That's the whole point. - Mark Zuckerberg

It is an act of love to say, "I believe in you as my child, and you don't need my help." - Peter Buffett

A man who gives his children habits of industry provides for them better than by giving them a fortune. - Richard Whately

If the loss of shame was the child of secularization, the loss of reason is the child of pluralization. - Ravi Zacharias

Our children may learn about heroes of the past. Our task is to make ourselves architects of the future. - Jomo Mzee Kenyatta

The baby bat
Screamed out in fright,
'Turn on the dark,
I'm afraid of the light.' - Shel Silverstein

In neighborhoods without a usable park or playground, the incidence of childhood obesity increases by 29 percent. - Darell Hammond

When your children are teenagers, it's important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you. - Nora Ephron

Unbreakable Toy: 1. An object that is indestructible - until a child plays with it; 2. Useful for breaking other toys. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Since it is so likely that children will meet cruel enemies, let them at least have heard of brave knights and heroic courage. - C S Lewis

No one ever wants to see his or her name linked to anything bad. Conscience is like a baby. It has to go to sleep before you can. - Harvey Mackay

Nobody can do for little children what grandparents do. Grandparents sort of sprinkle stardust over the lives of little children. - Alex Haley

I've never understood why people consider youth a time of freedom and joy. It's probably because they have forgotten their own. - Margaret Atwood

If you want your children to be intelligent, read them fairy tales. If you want them to be more intelligent, read them more fairy tales. - Albert Einstein

My mother was a reader, and she read to us. She read us Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde when I was six and my brother was eight. I never forgot it. - Stephen King

Education commences on the mother's knee, and every word spoken within hearsay of little children tends toward the formation of character. - Hosea Ballou

When I know that, if I have no inspiration whatsoever, when I come and I just feel empty, I have nothing, I know that I can still play the scene. - Christopher Walken

Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kids' therapy. - Michelle Pfeiffer

We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up. - Phyllis Diller

Car Pool: Complicated system of transportation where Mom always winds up going the furthest with the biggest bunch of kids who have had the most sugar - Daffynitions joe-ks.com