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Big Sister vs Big Brother

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Big Sister vs Big Brother thanks to Jim Serritella

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Youth is wasted on the young. - George Bernard Shaw

The Child is father of the Man. - William Wordsworth

Thank God kids never mean well. - Lily Tomlin

Every child begins the world again. - Henry David Thoreau

Insomnia is my greatest inspiration. - Jon Stewart

Keep true to the dreams of your youth. - Friedrich Schiller

Children are the wisdom of the nation. - African Saying

Diamonds are forever, my youth is not. - Jill St John

The soul is healed by being with children. - Fyodor Dostoyevski

It is a wise father that knows his own child. - William Shakespeare

I preferred sewing to bossing little children. - Martha Jones

Ever notice how baby shampoo smells like spring? - Toni Sorenson

Insanity is hereditary. You get it from your children. - Sam Levenson

The childhood shows the man, as morning shows the day. - John Milton

You see much more of your children once they leave home. - Lucille Ball

A child seldom needs a good talking to as a good listening to. - Robert Brault

A baby is born with a need to be loved - and never outgrows it. - Frank A. Clark

We've had bad luck with our kids - they've all grown up. - Christopher Morley

Youth is a wonderful thing. What a crime to waste it on children. - George Bernard Shaw

Our youth we can have but today; we may always find time to grow old. - George Berkeley

I'm contributing to the, waddya call, on the loosincy of a child. - Archie Bunker

Sometimes the poorest man leaves his children the richest inheritance. - Ruth E. Renkel

The big lesson in life, baby, is never be scared of anyone or anything. - Frank Sinatra

Too many of today's children have straight teeth and crooked morals. - Unknown

Joy Of Motherhood: What a woman experiences when all the kids are in bed - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Clients don't care about the labor pains; they want to see the baby. - Tim Williams

Always kiss your children goodnight - even if they're already asleep. - H Jackson Brown, Jr.

Children are like wet cement. Whatever falls on them makes an impression. - Haim Ginott

Baby: a loud noise at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other. - Ronald Knox

Motherhood: Feeding them as a baby and then through most of their twenties. - Unknown

Apple: Nutritious lunchtime dessert which children will trade for cupcakes. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Oh my God! Space aliens! Don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them! - Homer Simpson

A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five. - Groucho Marx

The four stages of man are infancy, childhood, adolescence, and obsolescence. - Art Linkletter

You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test. - George W. Bush

The most important question in the world is, "Why is the child crying?" - Alice Walker

A truly rich man is one whose children run into his arms when his hands are empty. - Unknown

An ugly baby is a very nasty object, and the prettiest is frightful when undressed. - Queen Victoria

The firsts go away - first love, first baby, first kiss. You have to create new ones. - Sarah Jessica Parker

The affection you get back from children is sixpence given as change for a sovereign. - Edith Nesbit

Sometimes I wish I had a terrible childhood, so that at least I'd have an excuse. - Jimmy Fallon

When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to your youth... think of algebra. - Will Rogers

A rich person should leave his kids enough to do something, but not enough to do nothing. - Warren Buffett

If a tie is like kissing your sister, losing is like kissing your grandmother with her teeth out. - George Brett

May my children follow their own intuition to discover true empowerment in the answers they seek. - Unknown

When you do not know what you are doing, and what you are doing is the best - that is inspiration. - Robert Bresson

I really do believe that God is love, one of deep affection and grace and forgiveness and inspiration. - William P Young

Our children may learn about heroes of the past. Our task is to make ourselves architects of the future. - Jomo Mzee Kenyatta

A father is always making his baby into a little woman. And when she is a woman he turns her back again. - Enid Bagnold

The best way to give advice to your children is to find out what they want and then advise them to do it. - Harry S Truman

Every child should have an occasional pat on the back as long as it is applied low enough and hard enough. - Bishop Fulton J. Sheen

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shovelling the walk before it stops snowing. - Phyllis Diller

I never used to like babies. I'd always thought if a baby were more like a chimpanzee, I'd have one. - Candice Bergen

You know you're a mom when you go to the store for yourself and come out with a bag of things for your kids. - Unknown

Life's golden age is when the children are too old to need babysitters and too young to borrow the family car. - Unknown

There's no such thing as a tough child - if you parboil them first for seven hours, they always come out tender. - WC Fields

I am afraid we must make the world honest before we can honestly say to our children that honesty is the best policy. - George Bernard Shaw

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

Grandparent: 1. One who knows that spanking is unnecessary; 2. The simplest toy, one which even the youngest child can operate. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

One of the signs of passing youth is the birth of a sense of fellowship with other human beings as we take our place among them. - Virginia Woolf

I cannot for the life of me understand why small children take so long to grow up. I think they do it deliberately, just to annoy me. - Agatha Trunchbull

It is not what you do for your children, but what you have taught them to do for themselves, that will make them successful human beings. - Ann Landers

I've seen whales calving in the waters off Maui, and I've watched my children being born. But music is the most beautiful thing of all. - Steven Tyler

When you are a mother, you are never really alone in your thoughts. A mother always has to think twice, once for herself and once for her child. - Sophia Loren

Bill Gates has always been a mentor and inspiration for me even before I knew him. Just growing up, I admired how Microsoft was mission-focused. - Mark Zuckerberg


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