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Big Sister vs Big Brother

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Big Sister vs Big Brother thanks to Jim Serritella

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Fame is the thirst of youth. - Lord Byron

A child is a curly dimpled lunatic. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A bambiraptor is a savage baby dear. - Alan Davies

Children are poor people's riches. - Unknown

All children are essentially criminal. - Denis Diderot

Children need models rather than critics. - Joseph Joubert

Children make you want to start life over. - Muhammad Ali

I love shark week, all kids swim for free. - Josh Stern

A mother understands what a child does not say. - Jewish Proverb

Ever notice how baby shampoo smells like spring? - Toni Sorenson

Good habits formed at youth make all the difference. - Aristotle

The fountain of youth is a mixture of gin and vermouth. - Cole Porter

The trouble with children is that they are not returnable. - Quentin Crisp

Baby I paint the sky blue
My greatest creation was you. - Jay-Z

A child seldom needs a good talking to as a good listening to. - Robert Brault

The only thing worth stealing is a kiss from a sleeping child. - Joe Houldsworth

Wrinkles are hereditary. Parents get them from their children. - Doris Day

There is never a problem child; there is only a problem parent. - A.S. Neill

To a child's ear, 'mother' is magic in any language. - Arlene Benedict

Folks, I don't trust children. They're here to replace us. - Stephen Colbert

Children see things very well sometimes - and idealists even better. - Lorraine Hansbury

The deepest definition of youth is life as yet untouched by tragedy. - Alfred Whitehead

Women should not have children after 35. Really? 35 children is enough. - Bill Murray

The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller

My children refuse to eat anything that hasn't danced on television. - Erma Bombeck

I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home. - Robert Orben

Silence is golden unless you have kids. Then silence is just suspicious. - Unknown

Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas. - Kin Hubbard

The bird, the bee, the running child are all the same to the sliding glass door. - Demetri Martin

The only time a woman wishes she were a year older is when she is expecting a baby. - Mary Marsh

Children are a great comfort in your old age, and they help you reach it faster, too. - Lionel Kauffman

Setting a good example for your children does nothing but increase their embarrassment. - Doug Larson

Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home. - Bill Cosby

Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home. - Phyllis Diller

We worry about what a child will become tomorrow, yet we forget that he is someone today. - Stacia Tauscher

If we would listen to our kids, we'd discover that they are largely self-explanatory. - Robert Brault

If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like. - Phyllis Diller

Children's games are hardly games. Children are never more serious than when they play. - Michel de Montaigne

I think those neighborhood signs that say 'slow children playing' are so very mean. - Zach Galifianakis

Having kids is the ultimate job in life. I want to be most successful at being a good father. - Nick Lachey

While we try to teach our children all about life, our children teach us what life is all about. - Angela Schwindt

I am the indoctrinated child of two lapsed Irish Catholics. Which is to say: I am not religious. - Meghan O'Rourke

You know how kids dream of being soccer players or actors? Well, my dream was to be a sushi chef. - Nobu Matsuhisa

May my children follow their own intuition to discover true empowerment in the answers they seek. - Unknown

During World War II children were not allowed to trick or treat because there was a sugar shortage. - Linda Bozzo

There are only two things a child will share willingly - communicable diseases and his mother's age. - Benjamin Spock

If a child, a spouse, a life partner, or a parent depends on you and your income, you need life insurance. - Suze Orman

I have drawn inspiration from the Marine Corps, the Jewish struggle in Palestine and Israel, and the Irish. - Leon Uris

The legacy I want to leave is a child-care system that says no kid is going to be left alone or left unsafe. - Marian Wright Edelman

Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going. - Phyllis Diller

Adults are always asking children what they want to be when they grow up because they're looking for ideas. - Paula Poundstone

A children's story that can only be enjoyed by children is not a good children's story in the slightest. - C S Lewis

Whatever happened to a sense of idealism and embracing an idea that will help people and, in this case, children? - Rod Blagojevich

We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light. - Plato

Spare the rod and spoil the child - that is true. But, beside the rod, keep an apple to give him when he has done well. - Martin Luther

You can be childlike without being childish. A child always wants to have fun. Ask yourself, 'Am I having fun?' - Christopher Meloni

Children despise their parents until the age of forty, when they suddenly become just like them, thus preserving the system. - Quentin Crewe

Any fool can have a child. That doesn't make you a father. It's the courage to raise a child that makes you a father. - Barack Obama

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

Nobody can do for little children what grandparents do. Grandparents sort of sprinkle stardust over the lives of little children. - Alex Haley

I was forced to live far beyond my years when just a child, now I have reversed the order and I intend to remain young indefinitely. - Mary Pickford

Grown-ups never understand anything by themselves, and it is tiresome for children to be always and forever explaining things to them. - Antoine de Saint-Expurey

There's nothing more contagious than the laughter of young children; it doesn't even have to matter what they're laughing about. - Criss Jami

When I get through tearing a lobster apart, or one of those tender West Coast octopuses, I feel like I had a drink from the fountain of youth. - Joseph Mitchell

Most of what we object to as misconduct in children is a natural rebellion against the intrusion of an unimaginative adult despotism in their lives. - Floyd Dell


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