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Bacon lovers doing their part for the country

Single Use Mask thanks to Dave Loewen

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Bacon is meat candy. - Unknown

That virus is a pussycat. - Peter Duesberg

Bacon is duct tape for the kitchen. - Unknown

Bacon, The source of all happiness. - Samuel V.D. Evans

Humanity is just a virus with shoes. - Bill Hicks

This virus just breaks all the rules. - Thomas Scott

Language is a virus from outer space. - William S Burroughs

IN GOD WE TRUST: All others we virus scan - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Either you like bacon or you're wrong. - Unknown

I actually get quite sad when I smell bacon. - Jane Velez-Mitchell

Bacon: the main reason you are not a vegetarian. - Unknown

Everything's better with bacon and red wine. - Dianne Harman

Acting is like a Halloween mask that you put on. - River Phoenix

Life is too short not to order the bacon dessert. - George Takei

The No. 1 cause of bankruptcies is medical bills. - Michael Moore

Bacon bits are like fairy dust of the food community. - Unknown

Every time somebody gets the Ebola virus, it mutates. - Glenn Beck

Mmmm, pork chops and bacon... my two favorite animals. - Homer Simpson

I'm just one stomach flu away from my goal weight. - The Devil Wears Prada

I love super crispy, almost burned, snapping-crispy bacon. - David Lynch

Love is like a virus. It can happen to anybody at any time. - Maya Angelou

A doctor whose breath smells has no right to medical opinion. - Martin H. Fischer

Look a pig in its eyes, and understand the truth behind bacon. - Mango Wodzak

We can't predict what a virus we've never seen will do. - Marc Lipsitch

Even apocalypse looks less dire when viewed over a plate of bacon. - Stephanie Stamm

Bacon is going to save the world. I don't know how but it will. - Unknown

Even if the ball was wrapped in bacon, Lassie couldn't find it. - Unknown

If you call ham "Canadian bacon", what do you call bacon? - Michael Kelso

Irony: 1. Being witty at all costs; 2. A vegetarian catching swine flu. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Bacon's not the only thing that's cured by hanging from a string. - Hugh Kingsmill

The best way to reduce the cost of medical care is to reduce the illness. - Arlen Specter

Financial ruin from medical bills is almost exclusively an American disease. - Roul Turley

Ignorance is a virus. Once it starts spreading, it can only be cured by reason. - Neil Tyson

I got the bill for my surgery. Now I know what those doctors were wearing masks for. - James H. Boren

The single biggest threat to man's continued dominance on the planet is the virus. - Joshua Lederberg

Virus is a Latin word used by doctors to mean 'your guess is as good as mine'. - Bob Hope

Equine Influenza: A viral respiratory disease which causes flu-like symptoms in horses - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Thank God I've got eyebrows like bacon, because I've always got egg on my face. - Jarod Kintz

We have to nip Ebola in the bud before it spreads through Africa and to other countries. - Mark Zuckerberg

Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle

Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon. - Doug Larson

I don't want a flu jab. I like getting flu. It gives me something else to complain about. - David Letterman

I unfortunately still crave chicken McNuggets and bacon, which is the meat candy of the world. - Katy Perry

Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians. Help end the violence. Eat bacon. - Unknown

Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth. - Oscar Wilde

Breakfast is my favorite meal. I cook a big one for everyone - bacon and eggs. I own a lot of eggcups. - Emily Mortimer

The Christian's Bible is a drug store. Its contents remain the same, but the medical practice changes. - Mark Twain

The road to medical knowledge is through the pathological museum and not through an apothecary's shop. - William Withey Gull

I blend my green drink every morning. I also fix my son a full-on American breakfast with bacon and toast. - Liz Phair

I'm never gonna get used to the 31st century. Caffeinated bacon? Baconated grapefruit? Admiral Crunch? - Fry

Finish last in your league and they call you idiot. Finish last in medical school and they call you doctor. - Abe Lemons

In the sick room, ten cents' worth of human understanding equals ten dollars' worth of medical science. - Martin H. Fischer

Bank of America is to sweetheart loans and Democratic Party payoffs as Paula Deen is to sugar and bacon grease. - Michelle Malkin

Special day! Oh, what have I forgotten now? Now, don't panic. Is it Bacon Day? No, that’s crazy talk! - Homer

Behind this mask there is more than just flesh. Beneath this mask there is an idea... and ideas are bulletproof. - Alan Moore

Halloween is a day in which some people choose to wear a mask, while others finally feel safe to take theirs off. - Steve Maraboli

The pig is not just pork chops and bacon and ham to us. The pig is a co-laborer in this great land-healing ministry. - Joel Salatin

You pretty much can't get away from bacon or whiskey in the South. Put a doughnut in it and you'd be good to go. - Hillary Scott

Only one rule in medical ethics need concern you: that action on your part which best conserves the interest of your patient. - Martin H. Fischer

Doctors are saying that each piece of bacon you eat takes 9 minutes off of your life. Based on that math, I should have died in 1732. - Unknown

Morals are not, like bacon, to be cured by hanging; nor, like wine, to be improved by sea voyages; nor, like honey, to be preserved in cells. - William Taylor

There are three subjects on which the knowledge of the medical profession in general is woefully weak; they are manners, morals, and medicine. - Gerald F Lieberman

This Halloween, the most popular mask is the Arnold Schwarzenegger mask. And the best part? With a mouth full of candy you will sound just like him. - Conan O'Brien


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