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Sick Statue

Even George is following Coronavirus restrictions in Gibsons, B.C.

Sick Statue thanks to Karen Moore

Sick Statue thanks to Karen Moore

Sick Statue thanks to Karen Moore

Sick Statue thanks to Karen Moore

Sick Statue thanks to Karen Moore

Mr. Dressup: Local people in Lower Gibsons, B.C. like to attire George Gibson with appropriate clothing on special and memorable days throughout the year. Recently George donned a face mask to protect himself from getting coronavirus from the many tourists that visit Gibsons each year. George's statue is situated directly across from Molly's Reach restaurant (one of the chief locations in the CBC's longest running Canadian drama "The Beachcombers"). If you've got this year's picture of George wearing his St. Paddy's Day clothing with an Irish pot of gold, please send it to me!
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Art is a revolt against fate. - Andre Malraux

Life calls the tune, we dance. - John Galsworthy

Tea is a religion of the art of life. - Okakura Kakuzo

Life is the art of drawing without an eraser. - John Gardner

Art is either a plagiarist or a revolutionist. - Paul Gauguin

We can choose to hate the rain or dance in it. - Joan Marques

The art of love is largely the art of persistence. - Albert Ellis

The art of a people is a true mirror to their minds. - Jawaharlal Nehru

The art of government is the organization of idolatry. - George Bernard Shaw

Talking about music is like dancing about architecture. - Steve Martin

Dancing is a perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire. - Steven Wright

The one thing that can solve most of our problems is dancing. - James Brown

We can't predict what a virus we've never seen will do. - Marc Lipsitch

In an artist's life, death is perhaps not the most difficult thing. - Vincent van Gogh

The art of living lies in a fine mingling of letting go and holding on. - Henry H Ellis

Anyone who says you can't see a thought simply doesn't know art. - Wynetka Ann Reynolds

The great art of life is sensation; to feel that we exist, even in pain. - Lord Byron

Kids: they dance before they learn there is anything that isn't music. - William Stafford

Acting is merely the art of keeping a large group of people from coughing. - Ralph Richardson

In art, the hand can never execute anything higher than the heart can inspire. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The practice of art isn't to make a living. It's to make your soul grow. - Kurt Vonnegut

Propaganda is the art of persuading others of what you don't believe yourself. - Abba Eban

To send light into the darkness of men's hearts - such is the duty of the artist. - Robert Schumann

I do not try to dance better than anyone else. I only try to dance better than myself. - Mihkail Baryshnikov

Every artist dips his brush in his own soul and paints his own nature into his pictures. - Henry Ward Beecher

Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it. - Laurence J Peter

Leadership is the art of getting others to want to do something you are convinced should be done. - Vance Packard

Build. Destroy. Rebuild. I've mastered the art of bouncing back. Now to master the art of not having to. - Unknown

Just as the bird sings or the butterfly soars, because it is his natural characteristic, so the artist works. - Alma Gluck

Despite all our toil and progress, the art of medicine still falls somewhere between trout casting and spook writing. - Ben Hecht

The minute there's a map, there is no art. Paint by numbers is not art. Paint by numbers is a mechanical activity. - Seth Godin

I could dance with you till the cows come home...
on second thought, I'll dance with the cows till you come home. - Groucho Marx

He who would learn to fly on day must first learn to stand and walk and run and climb and dance; one cannot fly into flying. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

We all know that art is not truth. Art is a lie that makes us realize truth, at least the truth that is given us to understand. - Pablo Picasso

Go figure a crazy, mixed-up country where ballet outsells boxing. I wouldn't be surprised if their wrestling was on the level. - Bob Hope

In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other. - Voltaire

An intellectual is a man who says a simple thing in a difficult way; an artist is a man who says a difficult thing in a simple way. - Charles Bukowski

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

Art begins with resistance - at the point where resistance is overcome. No human masterpiece has ever been created without great labor. - Andre Gide

Music embodies feeling without forcing it to contend and combine with thought, as it is forced in most arts and especially in the art of words. - Franz Liszt


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