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Sick Statue

Even George is following Coronavirus restrictions in Gibsons, B.C.

Sick Statue thanks to Karen Moore

Sick Statue thanks to Karen Moore

Sick Statue thanks to Karen Moore

Sick Statue thanks to Karen Moore

Sick Statue thanks to Karen Moore

Mr. Dressup: Local people in Lower Gibsons, B.C. like to attire George Gibson with appropriate clothing on special and memorable days throughout the year. Recently George donned a face mask to protect himself from getting coronavirus from the many tourists that visit Gibsons each year. George's statue is situated directly across from Molly's Reach restaurant (one of the chief locations in the CBC's longest running Canadian drama "The Beachcombers"). If you've got this year's picture of George wearing his St. Paddy's Day clothing with an Irish pot of gold, please send it to me!

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I view art as an inspirational tool. - Thomas Kincade

Life is painting a picture, not doing a sum. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

To watch us dance is to hear our hearts speak. - Indian Proverb

Magic: An art of converting superstition into coin - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Morality, like art, means drawing a line someplace. - Oscar Wilde

Art is not what you see, but what you make others see. - Degas

Dancing can reveal all the mystery that music conceals. - Charles Baudelaire

Talking about music is like dancing about architecture. - Steve Martin

Great art is the contempt of a great man for small art. - F Scott Fitzgerald

Controversy is part of the nature of art and creativity. - Yoko Ono

Art is the demonstration that the ordinary is extraordinary. - Amedee Ozenfant

Management is a practice where art, science, and craft meet. - Henry Mintzberg

It is a symbol of Irish art. The cracked looking-glass of a servant. - James Joyce

There is no prejudice that the work of art does not finally overcome. - Andre Gide

We are all apprentices in a craft where no one ever becomes a master. - Ernest Hemingway

A really well made buttonhole is the only link between art and nature. - Oscar Wilde

If thou art a master, be sometimes blind; if a servant, sometimes deaf. - Thomas Fuller

An artist is somebody who produces things that people don't need to have. - Andy Warhol

Dancing is the only art of which we ourselves are the stuff of which it is made. - Ted Shawn

I should rather men ask why no statue has been erected in my honour, than why one has. - Marcus Porcius Cato

Virus is a Latin word used by doctors to mean 'your guess is as good as mine'. - Bob Hope

The man who is ostentatious of his modesty is twin to the statue that wears a fig-leaf. - Mark Twain

Every artist dips his brush in his own soul and paints his own nature into his pictures. - Henry Ward Beecher

Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it. - Laurence J Peter

What we have to do, what at any rate it is our duty to do, is to revive the old art of Lying. - Oscar Wilde

I like to put on a wig or a fake mustache and do something silly with friends, do a little dance. - Tom Lenk

It's amazing what you can do with an E in A-Level art, a twisted imagination and a chainsaw. - Damien Hirst

I'd rather learn from one bird how to sing than to teach ten thousand stars how not to dance. - e e cummings

We ought to dance with rapture that we might be alive... and part of the living, incarnate cosmos. - D.H. Lawrence

In the cycle of a great civilization, the artist begins as priest, and ends as a clown or buffoon. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Leadership: The art of getting someone else to do something you want done because he wants to do it. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Art is a human activity having for its purpose the transmission to others of the highest and best feelings. - Leo Tolstoy

Marriage always demands the greatest understanding of the art of insincerity possible between two human beings. - Vicki Baum

I feel strongly that the visual arts are of vast importance. Of course I could be prejudiced. I am a visual art. - Kermit The Frog

We all know that art is not truth. Art is a lie that makes us realize truth, at least the truth that is given us to understand. - Pablo Picasso

The birch-bark canoe of the savage seems to me one of the most beautiful and perfect things of the kind constructed by human art. - William C. Bryant

Deals are my art form. Other people paint beautifully on canvas or write wonderful poetry. I like making deals, preferably big deals. - Donald Trump

Painting is a blind man's profession. He paints not what he sees, but what he feels, what he tells himself about what he has seen. - Pablo Picasso

Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other. - Oscar Ameringer

Art is the window to man's soul. Without it, he would never be able to see beyond his immediate world; nor could the world see the man within. - Claudia Johnson


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Montana Mountain Bike

Sealtastic

Bland Entrance

Cruising Advice

Cat Dugout

Open Drive Through

Secret Revealed

Tired Flagpole

Bent Car Sculpture

Cow Jacket

Thanks For Noticing

Overflow Truck Garden

Beach Sign Training

Encouraging Seal

GMC Pool

Nature Calls

You're Home Early

New Nail Gun

Long Noodles

EMS Upgrade

No Pot Of Gold

Graduation Swag