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Shining Armor Knight

Debunking the man who has never had his metal tested

Shining Armor Knight thanks to Karissa Orville

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Dark Ages: Knight time - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Civilized humanical relationships - Archie Bunker

The best armor is to keep out of range. - Italian Proverb

Life is a relationship between molecules. - Linus Pauling

Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler

Yellow Pages: Inferior knight's assistants - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Treasure your relationships, not your possessions. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

Even dirt glitters when the sun is shining upon it. - Goethe

The time to repair the roof is when the sun is shining. - John F Kennedy

Pew: A medieval torture device still found in Catholic Churches - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Extremists think 'communication' means agreeing with them. - Leo Rosten

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer

The 3 fastest means of communication: Twitter; Telephone; Tell a woman. - Unknown

The most important thing in communication is hearing what isn't said. - Peter F Drucker

I wanted a man who wouldn't stray so I'm dating a guy on house arrest. - Kim Bove

If you want light to come into your life, you need to stand where it is shining. - Guy Finley

People who have good relationships at home are more effective in the marketplace. - Zig Ziglar

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

Content builds relationships. Relationships are built on trust. Trust drives revenue. - Andrew Davis

Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh

Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster

We learn the most from imperfect relationships - things like forgiveness and compassion. - Andrea Thompson

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

A true relationship is when you can tell each other anything and everything. No secrets, no lies. - Unknown

Xylophone: Revolutionary communication device that turns the sounds of the voice into a mellow, musical chime - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown

Pigeons are gentle and smart and have complex social relationships. Their hearing and vision are both excellent. - Ingrid Newkirk

A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining and wants it back the minute it begins to rain. - Mark Twain

The Supreme Court's only armor is the cloak of public trust; its sole ammunition, the collective hopes of our society. - Irving R. Kaufman

The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown

A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, the birds are singing, and the lawn mower is broken. - James Dent

While some pain is probably inevitable in all relationships, successful couples are usually the ones who are able to forgive. - Ilona Boniwell

There is a direct relationship between a person's grasp and experience of God's grace and his or her heart for justice. - Unknown

The Internet is the most important single development in the history of human communication since the invention of call waiting. - Dave Barry

I'm not sure which is harder on a relationship: sharing a dresser for three years, or sharing an iPhone charger for one day. - Unknown

The shining example of philanthropy is often tarnished when thought is given to how the philanthropist got it in the first place. - Unknown

Like a human being, a company has to have an internal communication mechanism, a 'nervous system', to coordinate its actions. - Bill Gates

There are all kinds of ways for a relationship to be tested, even broken, some, irrevocably; it's the endings we're unprepared for. - Katherine Owen

I not only knew Houdini, but we had a very lovely relationship. I really though we had something going, and then the son of a gun disappeared. - Betty White


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