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She's A Keeper

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She's A Keeper thanks to Keith Blake

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Life is a relationship between molecules. - Linus Pauling

Fame is proof that the people are gullible. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A Chicken in Every Pot and a Car in Every Garage - Herbert Hoover

The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup. - Bob Hope

To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance. - Oscar Wilde

The art of communication is the language of leadership. - James Humes

Deceiving others. That is what the world calls a romance. - Oscar Wilde

The desire for fame is the last weakness wise men put off. - Tacitus

The power of forgiveness transcends personal relationships. - Eric Metaxas

The great myth of our times is that technology is communication. - Libby Larsen

Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you didn't cook it! - Gordon Ramsay

The 3 fastest means of communication: Twitter; Telephone; Tell a woman. - Unknown

Sometimes the best communication happens when you're on separate bikes. - Unknown

Nothing arouses ambition so much as the trumpet clang of another's fame. - Baltasar Gracian

Don't confuse fame with success. Madonna is one; Helen Keller is the other. - Erma Bombeck

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

I love my squirrel and dumplings, but you can make it with chicken and dumplings. - Kay Robertson

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

My mother is no spring chicken although she has got as many chemicals in her as one. - Edna Everage

Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh

Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster

We learn the most from imperfect relationships - things like forgiveness and compassion. - Andrea Thompson

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

I am on your Walk of Fame in Toronto. My sense of humour is Canadian. But I can't vote. - Donald Sutherland

Fame is not the glory! Virtue is the goal, and fame only a messenger, to bring more to the fold. - Vanna Bonta

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

My brother thinks he's a chicken.
We don't talk him out of it because we need the eggs. - Groucho Marx

Romance is thinking about your significant other, when you are supposed to be thinking about something else. - Nicholas Sparks

The main business of a lawyer is to take the romance, the mystery, the irony, the ambiguity out of everything he touches. - Antonin Scalia

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown

A sibling may be the keeper of one's identity, the only person with the keys to one's unfettered, more fundamental self. - Marian Sandmaier

I'm not sure which is harder on a relationship: sharing a dresser for three years, or sharing an iPhone charger for one day. - Unknown

Some men's ambition is art, some men's ambition is fame, some men's ambition is gold. My ambition is the souls of men. - William Booth

I like a well-roasted rotisserie chicken and eggs cooked various ways like sunny-side up or scrambled. It's comfort food for me. - Joel Robuchion

What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them, eat a penguin. - Dave Attell

I not only knew Houdini, but we had a very lovely relationship. I really though we had something going, and then the son of a gun disappeared. - Betty White

Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere. - Groucho Marx

Forgiveness is the best form of love in any relationship. It takes a strong person to say they're sorry, and an even stronger person to forgive. - Yolanda Hadid


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