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You are not your resume, you are your work. - Seth Godin

He who becomes a sheep is eaten by the wolf. - Greek Proverb

If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog. - Harry S Truman

Live your life, do your work, then take your hat. - Henry David Thoreau

A work of art which did not begin in emotion is not art. - Paul Cezanne

Come forth, Lazarus! And he came fifth and lost the job. - James Joyce

An optimist is simply a pessimist with no job experience. - Dilbert

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. - Andy Rooney

The true work of art is but a shadow of the divine perfection. - Mechelangelo di Lodovico

Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called "Ego". - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Hard work has made it easy. That is my secret. That is why I win. - Nadia Comaneci

Work banishes those three great evils: boredom, vice, and poverty. - Voltaire

The best preparation for good work tomorrow is to do good work today. - Elbert Hubbard

Work and pray, live on hay, you'll get pie in the sky when you die. - Joe Hill

Most people want to improve themselves, but not many want to work at it. - Unknown

I love to just work with new people in general. It's always really fun. - Emma Roberts

The best work is not what is most difficult for you; it is what you do best. - Jean-Paul Sartre

Work hard, stay positive, and get up early. It's the best part of the day. - George Allen

Never be ashamed of the work you have done, only the work you haven't done. - Unknown

Leadership is the art of giving people a platform for spreading ideas that work. - Seth Godin

I'm a great believer in luck, and I find the harder I work the more I have of it. - Thomas Jefferson

Anyone who works is a fool. I don't work - I merely inflict myself on the public. - Robert Morley

No honest work of man or woman "fails"; it feeds the sum of all human action. - Michelene Wandor

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. - Robert Benchley

Success is the result of perfection, hard work, learning from failure, loyalty, and persistence. - Colin Powell

I am not afraid of an army of lions led by a sheep. I am afraid of an army of sheep led by a lion. - Alexander the Great

Police officers may drive black and white cars, however what goes on in their job is a lot of gray. - Arik Matson

To me, job titles don't matter. Everyone is in sales. It's the only way we stay in business. - Harvey Mackay

A lot of what passes for depression these days is nothing more than a body saying that it needs work. - Geoffrey Norman

My cell phone is acting up - I keep pressing the home button but when I look around, I'm still at work. - Unknown

I'm a farm boy. If we need five people to haul in hay, we don't take one and just work them to death. - Lincoln Davis

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. - Emo Philips

Whenever you are asked if you can do a job, tell 'em, "Certainly I can!" Then get busy and find out how to do it. - Theodore Roosevelt

If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. - Alfred N Whitehead

I think Mr. Smithers picked me because of my motivational skills. Everyone says they have to work a lot harder when I'm around. - Homer Simpson

Being confident with what you do drives you to achieve your goals, work at your best and overcome any challenges that come your way. - Matt Morris

Having kids - the responsibility of rearing good, kind, ethical, responsible human beings - is the biggest job anyone can embark on. - Maria Shriver

A sense of duty is useful in work but offensive in personal relations. People wish to be liked, not to be endured with patient resignation. - Bertrand Russell

A leader is best when people barely know that he exists. When his work is done and his aim fulfilled, they will say, 'We did it ourselves.' - Lao Tzu

Success is no accident. It is hard work, perseverance, learning, studying, sacrifice and most of all, love of what you are doing or learning to do. - Pele


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