Sheep Dog Distancing

I never work. Work does age you so. - Quentin Crisp

You can't teach a young dog old tricks. - Warren Buffett

Never send a human to do a machine's job. - Hugo Weaving

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller

Acting is everybody's favorite second job. - Jack Nicholson

There are no menial jobs, only menial attitudes. - William J. Brennan, Jr.

The longer the title, the less important the job. - George McGovern

Without great solitude no serious work is possible. - Pablo Picasso

I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers

A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. - Ogden Nash

A leaf of grass is no less than the journey-work of the stars. - Walt Whitman

Work before pleasure - for there is no real pleasure without work. - Unknown

There is no prejudice that the work of art does not finally overcome. - Andre Gide

It is impossible to enjoy idling unless there is plenty of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome

I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work. - Thomas Edison

Technology is a word that describes something that doesn't work yet. - Douglas Adams

The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any. - Fred Astaire

Executive ability is deciding quickly and getting somebody else to do the work. - Earl Nightingale

It's just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up. - Muhammad Ali

No honest work of man or woman "fails"; it feeds the sum of all human action. - Michelene Wandor

I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place. - Steven Wright

The world is full of willing people, some willing to work, the rest willing to let them. - Robert Frost

I don't work out. If God wanted us to bend over, he'd put diamonds on the floor. - Joan Rivers

We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress. - Will Rogers

I don't like work - no man does - but I like what is in the work - the chance to find yourself. - Joseph Conrad

Liberate yourself today. At work or at home - you don't have to be how others expect you to be. - Elaine Harrison

They shared the chores of living as some couples do - she did most of the work and he appreciated it. - Paula Gosling

There are no secrets to success. It is the result of preparation, hard work, and learning from failure. - Gen. Colin L. Powell

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass! - Rodney Dangerfield

Always get married in the morning. That way if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted the whole day. - Mickey Rooney

I don't want any yes-men around me. I want everybody to tell me the truth, even if it costs them their job. - Samuel Goldwyn

Tennis was never work for me, tennis was fun. And the tougher the battle and the longer the match, the more fun I had. - Jimmy Connors

The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not. - Thomas Jefferson

Three rules of work: Out of clutter, find simplicity. From discord, find harmony. In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity. - Albert Einstein

Being confident with what you do drives you to achieve your goals, work at your best and overcome any challenges that come your way. - Matt Morris

The worst thing about work in the house or home is that whatever you do it is destroyed, laid waste or eaten within twenty-four hours. - Lady Hasluck

The essential element in personal magnetism is a consuming sincerity - an overwhelming faith in the importance of the work one has to do. - Bruce Barton

I do not love to work out, but if I stick to exercising every day and put the right things in my mouth, then my diabetes just stays in check. - Halle Berry

Each one must learn for himself the highest wisdom. It cannot be taught in words. Men who work cannot dream, and wisdom comes to us in dreams. - Smohalla

There is a difference between conceit and confidence. Conceit is bragging about yourself. Confidence means you believe you can get the job done. - Johnny Unitas