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Work never ends

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The days you work are the best days. - Georgia O'Keeffe

Work until your idols become rivals. - Unknown

Work is a necessary evil to be avoided. - Mark Twain

Work hard, play hard, change the world. - Amazon.com Motto

Unclaimed Baby Sheep: No man's lamb - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A career is a job that has gone on too long. - Jeff MacNelly

All work and no plagiarism makes for dull sermons. - Henry Ward Beecher

He that makes himself a sheep shall be eaten by a wolf. - Italian Proverb

Self-government won't work without self-discipline. - Paul Harvey

With his work, as with a glove, a man feels the universe. - Tomas Transtromer

What the world really needs is more love and less paper work. - Pearl Bailey

A leaf of grass is no less than the journey-work of the stars. - Walt Whitman

You're the lowly pheasant with the job of keeping her here. - Archie Bunker

The dog who meets with a good master is the happier of the two. - Maurice Maeterlinck

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

No man should live where he can hear his neighbor's dog bark. - Nathaniel Macon

Careful thinking and hard work will solve nearly all your problems. - Ullery

On this team, we're all united in a common goal: to keep my job. - Lou Holtz

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close

The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any. - Fred Astaire

The moment you think you understand a great work of art, it's dead for you. - Oscar Wilde

Work as if you were to live a hundred years. Pray as if you were to die tomorrow. - Benjamin Franklin

Amateurs sit and wait for inspiration; the rest of us just get up and go to work. - Stephen King

Housework is work directly opposed to the possibility of human self-actualization. - Ann Oakley

The true way to render ourselves happy is to love our work and find in it our pleasure. - Francoise de Motteville

Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. - Ann Landers

A first-rate laboratory is one in which mediocre scientists can produce outstanding work. - Patrick M.S. Blackett

A dream doesn't become reality through magic; it takes sweat, determination and hard work. - Colin Powell

Perseverance is the hard work you do after you get tired of doing the hard work you already did. - Newt Gingrich

The surest way to establish your credit is to work yourself into the position of not needing any. - Maurice Switzer

Sometimes you have to work hard for what you want. Sometimes, hard work is what makes it precious. - Ute Carbone

The most interesting thing about a postage stamp is the persistence with which it sticks to its job. - Napoleon Hill

Once an organization loses its spirit of pioneering and rests on its early work, its progress stops. - Thomas JWatson

One machine can do the work of a hundred ordinary men, but no machine can do the work of one extraordinary man. - Elbert Hubbard

The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not. - Thomas Jefferson

Greatness is sifted through the grind, therefore don't despise the hard work now, for surely it will be worth it in the end. - Sanjo Jendayi

How much more grand is the work of our Heavenly Father as he pulls together all the varied strands of life to reveal his grand design? - Ravi Zacharias

My great hope is to laugh as much as I cry; to get my work done and try to love somebody and have the courage to accept the love in return. - Maya Angelou

A man who cannot work without his hypodermic needle is a poor doctor. The amount of narcotic you use is inversely proportional to your skill. - Martin H. Fischer

There is a difference between conceit and confidence. Conceit is bragging about yourself. Confidence means you believe you can get the job done. - Johnny Unitas


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