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Work never ends

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Love me, love my dog. - English Proverb

France is a dog-hole. - William Shakespeare

He's done an amazing job. - Donald Trump

Work is much more fun than fun. - Noel Coward

Never let the tail wag the dog. - Unknown

A hard dog to keep on the porch. - Hillary Clinton

The days you work are the best days. - Georgia O'Keeffe

Unclaimed Baby Sheep: No man's lamb - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Luck is when hard work meets opportunity. - David Foster

Work: The thing that interferes with golf. - Frank Dane

Nothing you can't spell will ever work. - Will Rogers

Acting is everybody's favorite second job. - Jack Nicholson

Ingenuity, plus courage, plus work, equals miracles. - Bob Richards

Hard work is exhilarating; worrying hard is a killer. - Joe Segal

The job of the artist is always to deepen the mystery. - Francis Bacon

Better to be the head of a dog than the tail of a lion. - English Proverb

When your work speaks for itself, don’t interrupt. - Henry J. Kaiser

If you want the job done fast, give it to a busy person. - Unknown

Work spares us from three evils: boredom, vice, and need. - Voltaire

A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. - Ogden Nash

Gigantic: The biggest, scariest bug in your dog's fur - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Hard work is the best remedy for all of life's trials. - Unknown

One should either be a work of art, or wear a work of art. - Oscar Wilde

What the world really needs is more love and less paper work. - Pearl Bailey

Exhibit pride in your work and humility in your accomplishments. - Unknown

If you are prepared, you will be confident, and will do the job. - Tom Landry

Beaurocracy: A system that enables ten men to do the work of one - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

No man should live where he can hear his neighbor's dog bark. - Nathaniel Macon

Work before pleasure - for there is no real pleasure without work. - Unknown

Your most important work is always ahead of you, never behind you. - Stephen Covey

Diploma: 1. Da man dat fixes your pipes; 2. A job-hunting license. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If you can't sleep do not count the sheep, worship the Shepherd. - Unknown

My wife and I are getting remarried. Our divorce didn't work out. - Rodney Dangerfield

The quickest way to become an old dog is to stop learning new tricks. - John Rooney

I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow, than a man swear he loves me. - William Shakespeare

It is impossible to enjoy idling unless there is plenty of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome

Nothing is really work unless you would rather be doing something else. - J.M. Barrie

Work and pray, live on hay, you'll get pie in the sky when you die. - Joe Hill

Steve Jobs changed my life. He also changed the life of every designer. - Yves Behar

When more and more people are thrown out of work, unemployment results. - Calvin Coolidge

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close

Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life. - Confucius

The best preparation for tomorrow is to do today's work superbly well. - William Osler

Why can't a woman be more like a dog, huh? So sweet, loving, attentive. - Kirk Douglas

People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up. - Ogden Nash

Committee work is like a soft chair - easy to get into but hard to get out of. - Kenneth J Shively

Never be ashamed of the work you have done, only the work you haven't done. - Unknown

The way to tell if your job is done: if you're alive, you've got a job. - Richard Bach

Comedy's a funny game, it's not a job, it's a vocation - you never stop. - Eric Sykes

In America, we like everyone to know about the good work we're doing anonymously. - Jay Leno

So much of what we call management consists in making it difficult for people to work. - Peter F Drucker

If you love your job and the people you are working with, you never have to go to work. - Chris Johnson

All of us are guinea pigs in the laboratory of God. Humanity is just a work in progress. - Tennessee Williams

Never wear a backward baseball cap to an interview unless applying for the job of umpire. - Dan Zevin

From an early age I understood that cooking was never going to be a job, it's a passion. - Gordon Ramsay

Be steady and well-ordered in your life so that you can be fierce and original in your work. - Gustave Flaubert

Copy nature and you infringe on the work of our Lord. Interpret nature and you are an artist. - Jacques Lipchitz

Making better choices takes work. There is a daily give and take, but it is worth the effort. - Tom Rath

Work is accomplished by those employees who have not yet reached their level of incompetence. - Lawrence J Peter

Work while you have the light. You are responsible for the talent that has been entrusted to you. - Henri F Amiel

I am not afraid of an army of lions led by a sheep. I am afraid of an army of sheep led by a lion. - Alexander the Great

When they start the game, they don't yell, 'Work ball.' They say, 'Play ball.' - Willie Stargell

I have a great, great company. I employ thousands of people. And I'm very proud of the job I did. - Donald Trump

Be glad of life because it gives you the chance to love, to work, to play and to look up at the stars. - Henry van Dyke

Deprived of meaningful work, men and women lose their reason for existence; they go stark, raving mad. - Fyodor Dostoevsky

There are no secrets to success. It is the result of preparation, hard work, and learning from failure. - Gen. Colin L. Powell

How would you like a job where, every time you make a mistake, a big red light goes on and 18,000 people boo? - Jacques Plante

I will only hire someone to work directly for me if I would work for that person. It's a pretty good test. - Mark Zuckerberg

One machine can do the work of a hundred ordinary men, but no machine can do the work of one extraordinary man. - Elbert Hubbard

Take your work, but never yourself, seriously. Pour in the love and whatever skill you have, and it will come out. - Chuck Jones

Trust God for the impossible - miracles are His department. Our job is to do our best, letting the Lord do the rest. - David Jeremiah

Tennis was never work for me, tennis was fun. And the tougher the battle and the longer the match, the more fun I had. - Jimmy Connors

The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not. - Thomas Jefferson

Talent is cheaper than table salt. What separates the talented individual from the successful one is a lot of hard work. - Stephen King

The companies that work are the ones that people really care about and have a vision for the world, so do something you like. - Mark Zuckerberg

I think people should be allowed to do anything they want. We haven't tried that for a while. Maybe this time it'll work. - George Carlin

A doctor must work eighteen hours a day and seven days a week. If you cannot console yourself to this, get out of the profession. - Martin H. Fischer

We've got to work to save our children and do it with full respect for the fact that if we do not, no one else is going to do it. - Dorothy Height

My great hope is to laugh as much as I cry; to get my work done and try to love somebody and have the courage to accept the love in return. - Maya Angelou

No theory is good unless it permits, not rest, but the greatest work. No theory is good except on condition that one use it to go on beyond. - Andre Gide

Give your subconscious a chance to work by turning your brain off from time to time. Don't focus on work or solving problems constantly. - Harvey Mackay

There is a difference between conceit and confidence. Conceit is bragging about yourself. Confidence means you believe you can get the job done. - Johnny Unitas

Every job I do, I like to think it makes me better, or I learn things. It's all about how much something's going to stretch me or test me. - Daniel Radcliffe

A leader is best when people barely know that he exists. When his work is done and his aim fulfilled, they will say, 'We did it ourselves.' - Lao Tzu

I work as if I were going to be the next person to need a respirator. I share in the benefits I bestow on others, and my work has enriched my life. - Forrest Bird


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