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Sheep Dog Distancing

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Sheep Dog Distancing thanks to Keith Blake

Work never ends

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Work hard, nap hard. - Demi Lovato

A hard dog to keep on the porch. - Hillary Clinton

One doctor makes work for another. - English Proverb

A dog has the soul of a philosopher. - Plato

Nothing you can't spell will ever work. - Will Rogers

Always be the person you would want to work for. - Liz Brenner

It's a poor rule that won't work both ways. - Frederick Douglass

Many people quit looking for work when they find a job. - Steven Wright

He that makes himself a sheep shall be eaten by a wolf. - Italian Proverb

A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. - Ogden Nash

Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called "Ego". - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Do not underestimate your abilities. That is your boss's job. - Unknown

No man should live where he can hear his neighbor's dog bark. - Nathaniel Macon

Love and work are to people, what water and sunshine are to plants. - Jonathan Haidt

My wife and I are getting remarried. Our divorce didn't work out. - Rodney Dangerfield

Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. - Franklin P Jones

Man - a creature made at the end of the week's work when God was tired. - Mark Twain

There should be sympathy cards for having to go back to work after vacation. - Unknown

Half the work that is done in this world is to make things appear what they are not. - Elias Root Beadle

No one has the right to sit down and feel hopeless. There's too much work to do. - Dorothy Day

The true way to render ourselves happy is to love our work and find in it our pleasure. - Francoise de Motteville

Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. - Robert Benchley

Work while you have the light. You are responsible for the talent that has been entrusted to you. - Henri F Amiel

I don't like work - no man does - but I like what is in the work - the chance to find yourself. - Joseph Conrad

Which is probably the reason why I work exclusively in black and white... to highlight that contrast. - Leonard Nimoy

Decide what you want, what you are willing to exchange for it. Establish your priorities and go to work. - HL Hunt

If you are in the job for glamour, you're in for the shock of your life. The media is a huge shark pool. - Trisha Goddard

I don't want any yes-men around me. I want everybody to tell me the truth, even if it costs them their job. - Samuel Goldwyn

I used to work at the unemployment office. I hated it because when they fired me, I had to show up at work anyway. - Wally Wang

Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits and then complain that he's not the man she married? - Barbara Streisand

Often my best work comes from somebody trying to stretch me in a direction that I wouldn't normally want to go in. - Alan Menken

We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper and you get more feet. - Rita Rudner

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

If you want small changes in your life, work on your attitude. But if you want big and primary changes, work on your paradigm. - Stephen Covey

I think people should be allowed to do anything they want. We haven't tried that for a while. Maybe this time it'll work. - George Carlin

Success depends in a very large measure upon individual initiative and exertion, and cannot be achieved except by a dint of hard work. - Anna Pavlova

The essential element in personal magnetism is a consuming sincerity - an overwhelming faith in the importance of the work one has to do. - Bruce Barton

Social media is about friending someone so they'll invite you to a party or get you a job. If that's the work, Snapchat is the playground. - Evan Spiegel

Schools must stop being holding pens to keep energetic young people off the job market and off the streets. We stretch puberty out a long, long time. - Toni Morrison


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