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Work never ends

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Love me, love my dog. - English Proverb

Work without love is slavery. - Mother Teresa

Zit: Command given to a spotted dog - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The days you work are the best days. - Georgia O'Keeffe

The view only changes for the lead dog. - Norman O. Brown

My little dog - a heartbeat at my feet. - Edith Wharton

All paid jobs absorb and degrade the mind. - Aristotle

All happiness depends on courage and work. - Honore de Balzac

A dog in desperation will leap over a wall. - Unknown

Never send a human to do a machine's job. - Hugo Weaving

Don't think to hunt two hares with one dog. - Benjamin Franklin

There are no menial jobs, only menial attitudes. - William J. Brennan, Jr.

Pants: Something a dog does and a man steps into - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Live your life, do your work, then take your hat. - Henry David Thoreau

The only way to do great work is to love what you do. - Steve Jobs

The job of the artist is always to deepen the mystery. - Francis Bacon

When love and skill work together, expect a masterpiece. - John Ruskin

If you want the job done fast, give it to a busy person. - Unknown

Hot Dog: The only animal that feeds the hand that bites it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Flight Schedule: An entertaining work of paperback fiction - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Great work is done by people who are not afraid to be great. - Fernando Flores

A hot dog at the ballpark is better than a steak at the Ritz. - Humphrey Bogart

It's a job never started that takes the longest to finish. - JRR Tolkien

The work cycle is not plan/start/finish, but is wait/plan/plan. - Unknown

I'm from durable stock. I'm made to work. I'm Irish. - Mary McCormack

If you are prepared, you will be confident, and will do the job. - Tom Landry

I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours. - Jerome K. Jerome

There is an enormous number of managers who have retired on the job. - Peter F Drucker

A bad job with a good boss is better than a good job with a bad boss. - Unknown

The supreme accomplishment is to blur the line between work and play. - Arnold J Toynbee

It doesn't work to leap a twenty-foot chasm in two ten-foot jumps. - Proverb

A politician will do anything to keep his job - even become a patriot. - William Randolph

I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work. - Thomas Edison

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close

The best preparation for tomorrow is to do today's work superbly well. - William Osler

It is the job of thinking people not to be on the side of the executioners. - Albert Camus

Communism is like prohibition - it's a good idea but it won't work. - Will Rogers

It's true hard work never killed anybody, but I figure, why take the chance? - Ronald Reagan

I am obsessed with Costco. I love the salmon and rotisserie chicken, the dog beds. - Kris Jenner

They say Rome wasn't built in a day, but I wasn't in on that particular job. - Brian Clough

It's all right to be afraid. You just don't let it stop you from doing your job. - Jim Butcher

Just as there are no little people or unimportant lives, there is no insignificant work. - Elena Bonner

I don't work out. If God wanted us to bend over, he'd put diamonds on the floor. - Joan Rivers

Children are not a distraction for more important work. They are the most important work. - C S Lewis

From an early age I understood that cooking was never going to be a job, it's a passion. - Gordon Ramsay

Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney

Making better choices takes work. There is a daily give and take, but it is worth the effort. - Tom Rath

Transparency, honesty, kindness, good stewardship, even humor, work in businesses at all times. - John Gerzema

Dear heart, please stop getting involved in everything. You job is to pump blood, that's it. - Unknown

I work with gold that holds history, diamonds that see the future, and rubies that long for love. - Waris Ahluwalia

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx

I am not afraid of an army of lions led by a sheep. I am afraid of an army of sheep led by a lion. - Alexander the Great

Wherever I go, people are waving at me. Maybe if I do a good job, they'll use all their fingers. - Frank King

To me, job titles don't matter. Everyone is in sales. It's the only way we stay in business. - Harvey Mackay

A lot of what passes for depression these days is nothing more than a body saying that it needs work. - Geoffrey Norman

Which is probably the reason why I work exclusively in black and white... to highlight that contrast. - Leonard Nimoy

Deprived of meaningful work, men and women lose their reason for existence; they go stark, raving mad. - Fyodor Dostoevsky

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf. - Bob Hope

America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a chair. - Arnold Toynbee

Can we be casual in the work of God—casual when the house is on fire, and people in danger of being burned? - Duncan Campbell

Nighttime is really the best time to work. All the ideas are there to be yours because everyone else is asleep. - Catherine O'Hara

One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is terribly important. - Bertrand Russell

If you put all your strength and faith and vigor into a job, and try to do the best you can, the money will come. - Lawrence Welk

There's nothing to match curling up with a good book when there's a repair job to be done around the house. - Joe Ryan

Ram: 1. Lamb's daddy; 2. The hydraulic thingy that makes the woodsplitter work; 3. A sheep that always butts in. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I thank the Lord I no longer have to go to work. I just get out of bed in the morning, and there it is - all around me. - Unknown

To know how to grow old is the master work of wisdom, and one of the most difficult chapters in the great art of living. - Frederic Amiel

Children are smarter than any of us. Know how I know that? I don't know one child with a full time job and children. - Bill Hicks

When you're following your energy and doing what you want all the time, the distinction between work and play dissolves. - Shakti Gawain

The person who knows "how" will always have a job.
The person who knows "why" will always be his boss. - Diane Ravitch

It isn't enough to talk about peace. One must believe in it. And it isn't enough to believe in it. One must work at it. - Eleanor Roosevelt

If you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers! - Homer Simpson

I think Mr. Smithers picked me because of my motivational skills. Everyone says they have to work a lot harder when I'm around. - Homer Simpson

Being confident with what you do drives you to achieve your goals, work at your best and overcome any challenges that come your way. - Matt Morris

I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to hell? - Homer Simpson

The worst thing about work in the house or home is that whatever you do it is destroyed, laid waste or eaten within twenty-four hours. - Lady Hasluck

If you're interested in 'balancing' work and pleasure, stop trying to balance them. Instead make your work more pleasurable. - Donald Trump

I had very good dentures once. Some magnificent gold work. It's the only form of jewelry a man can wear that women fully appreciate. - Graham Greene

The essential element in personal magnetism is a consuming sincerity - an overwhelming faith in the importance of the work one has to do. - Bruce Barton

Each one must learn for himself the highest wisdom. It cannot be taught in words. Men who work cannot dream, and wisdom comes to us in dreams. - Smohalla

Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man. - Andres Segovia

Without this playing with fantasy no creative work has ever yet come to birth. The debt we owe to the play of the imagination is incalculable. - Carl Jung

There is a difference between conceit and confidence. Conceit is bragging about yourself. Confidence means you believe you can get the job done. - Johnny Unitas

A leader is not an administrator who loves to run others, but someone who carries water for his people, so that they can get on with their jobs. - Robert Townsend

Every job I do, I like to think it makes me better, or I learn things. It's all about how much something's going to stretch me or test me. - Daniel Radcliffe


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