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Work never ends

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Uniform: Sheep's clothing - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A hard dog to keep on the porch. - Hillary Clinton

Nothing will work unless you do. - Maya Angelou

Southpaw: A dog who is left-handed - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The modern work of art is a symbol. - Herbert Read

Work is a necessary evil to be avoided. - Mark Twain

Work hard, play hard, change the world. - Amazon.com Motto

Luck is when hard work meets opportunity. - David Foster

First get the job; then get the job done. - Unknown

You can't teach a young dog old tricks. - Warren Buffett

Without hard work, nothing grows but weeds. - Gordon Hinckley

Never send a human to do a machine's job. - Hugo Weaving

Wok The Dog: Specialty at Vietnamese Restaurants - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Live your life, do your work, then take your hat. - Henry David Thoreau

My dream job would be the Karma delivery service. - Bill Murray

All work and no plagiarism makes for dull sermons. - Henry Ward Beecher

Love and work are the cornerstones of our humanness. - Sigmund Freud

Even a clock that does not work is right twice a day. - Polish Proverb

The job of the artist is always to deepen the mystery. - Francis Bacon

Nursing would be a dream job if there were no doctors. - Gerhard Kocher

Self-government won't work without self-discipline. - Paul Harvey

When your work speaks for itself, don’t interrupt. - Henry J. Kaiser

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. - Andy Rooney

I'm not a social drinker, it's mostly work related. - Unknown

Work expands to fill the time available for its completion. - Cyril Northcote Parkinson

If we become ill, modern medicine can work healing miracles. - Joseph B Wirthlin

Do your job and demand your compensation - but in that order. - Cary Grant

A society of sheep must in time beget a government of wolves. - Bertrand de Jouvenel

Cessation of work is not accompanied by cessation of expenses. - Cato the Elder

I'm from durable stock. I'm made to work. I'm Irish. - Mary McCormack

Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer. - Leo Rosten

Whatever your work, dignify it with your best thought and effort. - Esther B York

Your most important work is always ahead of you, never behind you. - Stephen Covey

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

Don't tell me how hard you work. Tell me how much you get done. - James Ling

Operation: A surgical job taking minutes to do and years to describe - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The best preparation for good work tomorrow is to do good work today. - Elbert Hubbard

I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work. - Thomas Edison

Work and pray, live on hay, you'll get pie in the sky when you die. - Joe Hill

When more and more people are thrown out of work, unemployment results. - Calvin Coolidge

The best preparation for tomorrow is to do today's work superbly well. - William Osler

Give it your all. Whatever work you do, do it to the best of your ability. - Jerry Dorsman

The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work. - Emile Zola

People forget how fast you did a job - but they remember how well you did it. - Howard Newton

When you work with somebody, either the puzzle piece fits, or it doesn't. - Gary Goetzman

The way to tell if your job is done: if you're alive, you've got a job. - Richard Bach

Leadership is the art of giving people a platform for spreading ideas that work. - Seth Godin

Every boy should have two things: a dog and a mother willing to let him have one. - Unknown

Our fatigue is often caused not by work, but by worry, frustration and resentment. - Dale Carnegie

No honest work of man or woman "fails"; it feeds the sum of all human action. - Michelene Wandor

I'm no miracle worker. I'm just a guy who rolls up his sleeve and goes to work. - Don Shula

The world is full of willing people, some willing to work, the rest willing to let them. - Robert Frost

I don't work out. If God wanted us to bend over, he'd put diamonds on the floor. - Joan Rivers

Never wear a backward baseball cap to an interview unless applying for the job of umpire. - Dan Zevin

Opportunities are usually disguised as hard work, so most people don't recognize them. - Ann Landers

Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work. - Thomas Edison

A work of art that contains theories is like an object on which the price tag has been left. - Alexander Pope

Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney

Striving for success without hard work is like trying to harvest where you haven't planted. - David Bly

I am not afraid of an army of lions led by a sheep. I am afraid of an army of sheep led by a lion. - Alexander the Great

To me, job titles don't matter. Everyone is in sales. It's the only way we stay in business. - Harvey Mackay

If I could I would always work in silence and obscurity, and let my efforts be known by their results. - Emily Bronte

If you turn the imagination loose like a hunting dog, it will often return with the bird in its mouth. - William Maxwell

Deprived of meaningful work, men and women lose their reason for existence; they go stark, raving mad. - Fyodor Dostoevsky

If I go on a diet and work out, I'm always in a bad mood. I'd rather be a little heavier but nice. - Salma Hayek

If you are in the job for glamour, you're in for the shock of your life. The media is a huge shark pool. - Trisha Goddard

Our Age of Anxiety is, in great part, the result of trying to do today's jobs with yesterday's tools. - Marshall McLuhan

How would you like a job where, every time you make a mistake, a big red light goes on and 18,000 people boo? - Jacques Plante

Love is hard work. It is the hardest work I know of, work from which you are never entitled to take a vacation. - Ravi Zacharias

Initiative is key. Anybody who wants to be somebody is going to work as hard as they can to fulfill that dream. - Unknown

The secret of joy in work is contained in one word - excellence. To know how to do something well is to enjoy it. - Pearl S Buck

The more work you put in on your outline and getting the skeleton of your story right, the easier the process is later. - Drew Goddard

The only work that will ultimately bring any good to any of us is the work of contributing to the healing of the world. - Marianne Williamson

We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper and you get more feet. - Rita Rudner

People who work in an environment where doing their best is recognized have a better chance of feeling good about their work. - Marilyn Suttle

The thing that is really hard, and really amazing, is giving up on being perfect and beginning the work of becoming yourself. - Anna Quindlen

If you want small changes in your life, work on your attitude. But if you want big and primary changes, work on your paradigm. - Stephen Covey

I'd rather work with someone who's good at their job but doesn't like me, than someone who likes me but is a ninny. - Sam Donaldson

Delegating doesn't mean passing off work you don't enjoy, but letting your employees stretch their skills and judgment. - Harvey Mackay

It isn't enough to talk about peace. One must believe in it. And it isn't enough to believe in it. One must work at it. - Eleanor Roosevelt

My girlfriend's dog died. So I got her an identical one. She was livid; 'What am I going to do with two dead dogs?' - Gary Delaney

There is nothing more inspiring than having a mind unfold before you. Let people teach who have a calling. It is never just a job. - Abraham Kaplan

The conventional definition of management is getting work done through people, but real management is developing people through work. - Agha Hasan Abedi

Whatever success I may have attained is due to the fact that since I was old enough to work at all, my ambition has never deserted me. - Anna Held

People ask about art and commercialism. I think that if someone tries to sell their work at a high price, that is the wrong way of doing it. - Yayoi Kusama


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