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Seuss Army Knife

Oh the things you can find, if you don't stay behind!

Seuss Army Knife thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Theodor Seuss 'Ted' Geisel (1904 – 1991) was an American children's author, illustrator, political cartoonist, poet, animator, filmmaker and screenwriter, best known for writing and illustrating more than 60 books under the pen name Doctor Seuss (abbreviated Dr. Seuss).

You're wrong as the deuce
And you shouldn't rejoice
If you're calling him Seuss.
He pronounces it Soice - Alexander Laing

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Teeth are always in style. - Dr. Seuss

Oh, the thinks you can think! - Dr. Seuss

Being crazy isn't enough. - Dr. Seuss

Only you can control your future. - Dr. Seuss

Adults are just obsolete children. - Dr. Seuss

Adults are just outdated children. - Dr. Seuss

Think and wonder, wonder and think. - Dr. Seuss

Everything stinks till it's finished. - Dr. Seuss

Why fit in when you were born to stand out? - Dr. Seuss

It's opener there in the wide open air. - Dr. Seuss

I meant what I said and I said what I meant. - Dr. Seuss

A person's a person, no matter how small. - Dr. Seuss

Think! You can think any Think that you wish! - Dr. Seuss

It is better to know how to learn than to know. - Dr. Seuss

So, open your mouth, lad! For every voice counts! - Dr. Seuss

Today was good. Today was fun. Tomorrow is another one. - Dr. Seuss

Oh the things you can find, if you don't stay behind! - Dr. Seuss

You're in pretty good shape for the shape you are in. - Dr. Seuss

Just tell yourself, Duckie, you're really quite lucky! - Dr. Seuss

You'll miss the best things if you keep your eyes shut. - Dr. Seuss

Don't cry because it's over; smile because it happened. - Dr. Seuss

Today I shall behave, as if this is the day I will be remembered. - Dr. Seuss

It's not about what it is, it's about what it can become. - Dr. Seuss

You do not like them. So you say. Try them! Try them! And you may! - Dr. Seuss

If you never did you should. These things are fun and fun is good. - Dr. Seuss

Sometimes the questions are complicated and the answers are simple. - Dr. Seuss

From there to here, and here to there, funny things are everywhere. - Dr. Seuss

He who makes a beast out of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man. - Dr. Seuss

To the world you may be one person; but to one person you may be the world. - Dr. Seuss

Remember me and smile, for it's better to forget than to remember me and cry. - Dr. Seuss

In my world, everyone's a pony and they all eat rainbows and poop butterflies! - Dr. Seuss

Sometimes you will never know the true value of a moment until it becomes a memory. - Dr. Seuss

When I see my granddaughters make small discoveries of their own, I wish I were a child. - Dr. Seuss

Today you are you! That is truer than true! There is no one alive who is you-er than you! - Dr. Seuss

I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living. - Dr. Seuss

I know it is wet and the sun is not sunny, but we can have lots of good fun that is funny. - Dr. Seuss

Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better. It's not. - Dr. Seuss

In the places I go there are things that I see that I never could spell if I stopped with the Z. - Dr. Seuss

You're off to Great Places! Today is your day! Your mountain is waiting, So get on your way! - Dr. Seuss

And will you succeed? Yes indeed, yes indeed! Ninety-eight and three-quarters percent guaranteed! - Dr. Seuss


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