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Secret Graduation Gift thanks to Phil Lorimer

Secret Graduation Gift thanks to Phil Lorimer

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While we teach, we learn. - Seneca

The world is run by C students. - Al McGuire

Learning never exhausts the mind. - Leonardo da Vinci

Even while they teach, men learn. - Seneca

Television! Teacher, mother, secret lover! - Homer Simpson

You can't teach a young dog old tricks. - Warren Buffett

I never let schooling interfere with my education. - Mark Twain

I hate it when Wikipedia copies my entire homework. - Unknown

Education, the great mumbo jumbo and fraud of the age. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance. - Will Durant

We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public. - Bryan White

Upper classes are a nation's past; the middle class is its future. - Ayn Rand

Tell me and I forget. Teach me and I remember. Involve me and I learn. - Benjamin Franklin

Education is what survives when what has been learnt has been forgotten. - B.F. Skinner

Money can't buy you friends, but you can get a better class of enemy. - Spike Milligan

After you make a fool of yourself a few hundred times, you learn what works. - Gwen Stefani

They invented wheelbarrows to teach FAA inspectors to walk on their hind legs. - Martin Caidin

The man who never makes mistakes loses a great many chances to learn something. - Unknown

I am always doing that which I cannot do, in order that I may learn how to do it. - Pablo Picasso

Philosophy may teach us to bear with equanimity the misfortunes of our neighbors. - Oscar Wilde

You don't learn to walk by following rules. You learn by doing and falling over. - Richard Branson

People are put into your life for reasons, for different reasons, and to teach you lessons. - Selena Gomez

Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself. - Groucho Marx

He who devotes 16 hours a day to hard study may become as wise at 60 as he thought himself at 20. - Mary Wilson Little

Education makes a people easy to lead, but difficult to drive; easy to govern but impossible to enslave. - Henry Brougham

Our life's a stage, a comedy: either learn to play and take it lightly, or bear its troubles patiently. - Palladas

The mind of a bigot is like the pupil of the eye. The more light you shine on it, the more it will contract. - Oliver Wendell Homes, Jr.

The seeds of learning can grow almost anywhere. Trump University and my other education-related ventures like... - Donald Trump

It is books that teach us to refine our pleasures when young, and to recall them with satisfaction when we are old. - Leigh Hunt

Teach your daughter to worry less about fitting into the glass slippers and more about shattering the glass ceilings. - Unknown

What we learn only through the ears makes less impression upon our minds than what is presented to the trustworthy eye. - Horace

The best teacher is the one who suggests rather than dogmatizes and inspires his listener with the wish to teach himself. - Edward Bulwer-Lytton

People shop and learn in a whole new way compared to just a few years ago, so marketers need to adapt or risk extinction. - Brian Halligan

Face your deficiencies and acknowledge them; but do not let them master you. Let them teach you patience, sweetness, insight. - Helen Keller

By embracing your mother wound as your yoga, you transform what has been a hindrance in your life into a teacher of the heart. - Phillip Moffitt

I love to play hide and seek with my kid, but some days my goal is to find a hiding place where he can't find me until after high school. - Unknown

Never utter these words: 'I do not know this, therefore it is false.' One must study to know; know to understand; understand to judge. - Apothegm of Narda

Meditation here may think down hours to moments. Here the heart may give a useful lesson to the head and learning wiser grow without his books. - William Cowper

I have long enjoyed the friendship and companionship of Republicans because I am by instinct a teacher, and I would like to teach them something. - Woodrow Wilson

Every job I do, I like to think it makes me better, or I learn things. It's all about how much something's going to stretch me or test me. - Daniel Radcliffe


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