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Failure is success if we learn from it. - Malcolm Forbes

Who dares teach must never cease to learn. - John Cotton Dana

Poor is the pupil who does not surpass his master. - Leonardo da Vinci

Education consists mainly of what we have unlearned. - Mark Twain

No one should teach who is not in love with teaching. - Margaret E Sangster

To love others, we must first learn to love ourselves. - Unknown

Books have led some to learning and others to madness. - Petrarch

My joy in learning is partly that it enables me to teach. - Seneca

Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance. - Will Durant

To learn something new, take the path that you took yesterday. - John Burroughs

The art of mothering is to teach the art of living to children. - Elaine Heffner

When a teacher calls a boy by his entire name, it means trouble. - Mark Twain

Academe: An ancient school where morality and philosophy were taught - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Education is learning what you didn't even know you didn't know. - Daniel J Boorstin

Our ability lies not in what we know but in what we are willing to learn. - Unknown

We can learn much from wise words, little from wisecracks, and less from wise guys. - William Arthur Ward

A study of economics usually reveals that the best time to buy anything is last year. - Marty Allen

If you wait until there is another case study in your industry, you will be too late. - Seth Godin

When I got outta High School I was driving a truck. I was just a poor boy from Memphis. - Elvis Presley

Show class, have pride, and display character. If you do, winning takes care of itself. - Paul Bryant

I learn things from my kids constantly. Most of their knowledge comes from Snapple caps. - Jimmy Kimmel

Learning is an ornament in prosperity, a refuge in adversity, and a provision in old age. - Aristotle

The best teachers are those who show you where to look but don't tell you what to see. - Alexandra K. Trenfor

People are put into your life for reasons, for different reasons, and to teach you lessons. - Selena Gomez

Education without values, as useful as it is, seems rather to make man a more clever devil. - C S Lewis

Education is a weapon whose effects depend on who holds it in his hands and at whom it is aimed. - Joseph Stalin

I think every day is Groundhog's Day. I get to learn from my mistakes and be better every day. - Ashton Kutcher

Character is that which reveals moral purposes, exposing the class of things man chooses or avoids. - Aristotle

Learning by doing, peer-to-peer teaching, and computer simulation are all part of the same equation. - Nicholas Negroponte

The choice to become a mother is the choice to become one of the greatest spiritual teachers there is. - Oprah Winfrey

There are no secrets to success. It is the result of preparation, hard work, and learning from failure. - Gen. Colin L. Powell

If I were starting out again today, I would look for an opportunity that is going to teach me something. - Joe Segal

One lesson you better learn if you want to be in politics is that you never go out on a golf course and beat the President. - Lyndon B. Johnson

Every dad, if he takes time out of his busy life to reflect upon his fatherhood, can learn ways to become an even better dad. - Jack Baker

It's better to swim in the sea below
Than to swing in the air and feed the crow,
Says jolly Ned Teach of Bristol. - Benjamin Franklin

If you think in terms of a year, plant a seed; if in terms of ten years, plant trees; if in terms of 100 years, teach the people. - Confucius

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor

While there is a lower class, I am in it; while there is a criminal element, I am of it; and while there is a soul in prison, I am not free. - Eugene V Debs

I was named the Class Clown in the high school yearbook, so I was always turning to comedy and laughter to heal and to get me through things. - Guillermo Diaz

Never utter these words: 'I do not know this, therefore it is false.' One must study to know; know to understand; understand to judge. - Apothegm of Narda


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