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Scrat Sink

I sink I've finally found the acorn of my dreams!

Scrat Sink thanks to Barry McCartney

Scrat is an acorn-obsessed, saber-toothed squirrel from the Ice Age film series, a major character in Ice Age, Continental Drift and Collision Course, The Meltdown, and Dawn of the Dinosaurs... and now famous for bathroom sink graffiti.

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Art is the signature of civilizations. - Beverly Sills

Vision is the art of seeing things invisible. - Jonathan Swift

The true art of memory is the art of attention. - Samuel Johnson

Logic is neither science nor an art, but a dodge. - Benjamin Jowett

The art of being wise is knowing what to overlook. - William James

God is not interested in your art but, your heart. - Ifeanyi E. Onuoha

Morality, like art, means drawing a line someplace. - Oscar Wilde

Ballet is good, because it makes you stand up tall. - Carine Roitfeld

The art of being a slave is to rule one's master. - Diogenes

I would believe only in a God that knows how to dance. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing. - Robert Benchley

Dance is a delicate balance between perfection and beauty. - Unknown

We need a leader that wrote "The Art of the Deal". - Donald Trump

Dancing is like bank robbery - it takes split second timing. - Twyla Tharp

The supreme art of war is to subdue the enemy without fighting. - Sun Tzu

We're fools whether we dance or not, so we might as well dance. - Japanese Proverb

There is no prejudice that the work of art does not finally overcome. - Andre Gide

There's no need for a piece of sculpture in a home that has a cat. - Wesley Bates

All art is autobiographical. The pearl is the oyster's autobiography. - Frederico Fellini

If I could tell you what it meant, there would be no point in dancing it. - Isadora Duncan

I don't want people who want to dance; I want people who have to dance. - George Balanchine

Italy is the home of art and swindling; home of religion and moral rottenness. - Mark Twain

In art, the hand can never execute anything higher than the heart can inspire. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep. - Scott Adams

The truest expression of a people is in its dance and in its music. Bodies never lie. - Agnes De Mille

Beautiful young people are accidents of nature, but beautiful old people are works of art. - Eleanor Roosevelt

I have discovered the art of fooling diplomats. I speak the truth, and they never believe me. - Camillo Di Cavour

I'm proud of my Irish heritage and culture and this show will feature a lot of Irish dancing. - Michael Flatley

It's not your painting anymore. It stopped being your painting the moment that you finished it. - Jeff Melvoin

Visual storytelling of one kind or another has been around since cavemen were drawing on the walls. - Frank Darabont

I'd stay away from Ecstasy: this is a drug so strong it makes white people think they can dance. - Lenny Henry

Advice is like snow, the softer it falls the longer it dwells upon, and the deeper it sinks into the mind. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

I went to the museum where they had all the heads and arms from the statues that are in all the other museums. - Steven Wright

Action is the highest perfection and drawing forth of the utmost power, vigor, and acitivty of man's nature. - Robert South

Despite all our toil and progress, the art of medicine still falls somewhere between trout casting and spook writing. - Ben Hecht

The greatest achievement of humanity is not its works of art, science, or technology, but the recognition of its own dysfunction. - Eckhart Tolle

An artist is a man of action, whether he creates a personality, invents an expedient, or finds the issue of a complicated situation. - Joseph Conrad

Painting is a blind man's profession. He paints not what he sees, but what he feels, what he tells himself about what he has seen. - Pablo Picasso

Drink and dance and laugh and lie,
Love, the reeling midnight through,
For tomorrow we shall die!
(But, alas, we never do.) - Dorothy Parker

I adore art. When I am alone with my notes, my heart pounds and the tears stream from my eyes, and my emotion and my joys are too much to bear. - Guiseppe Verdi


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