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Scrat Sink

I sink I've finally found the acorn of my dreams!

Scrat Sink thanks to Barry McCartney

Scrat is an acorn-obsessed, saber-toothed squirrel from the Ice Age film series, a major character in Ice Age, Continental Drift and Collision Course, The Meltdown, and Dawn of the Dinosaurs... and now famous for bathroom sink graffiti.

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Art is a revolt against fate. - Andre Malraux

My trade and my art is living. - Michel De Montaigne

Art is the most beautiful of lies. - Claude Debussy

The modern work of art is a symbol. - Herbert Read

We can choose to hate the rain or dance in it. - Joan Marques

Life imitates Art far more than Art imitates Life. - Oscar Wilde

The art of love is largely the art of persistence. - Albert Ellis

Good work rarely sells. I believe this of any art. - Arthur W Pinero

The immature artist imitates. The mature artist steals. - Lionel Trilling

Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday. - Don Marquis

Value Investing: The art of buying low and selling lower - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Controversy is part of the nature of art and creativity. - Yoko Ono

Life doesn't imitate art; it imitates bad television. - Woody Allen

Dance is a delicate balance between perfection and beauty. - Unknown

They couldn't find the artist, so they hung the picture. - Unknown

The essence of all beautiful art, all great art, is gratitude. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

What sculpture is to a block of marble, education is to the soul. - Joseph Addison

Art doesn't reproduce the visible but rather makes it visible. - Paul Klee

Homer has taught all other poets the art of telling lies skillfully. - Aristotle

The fine art of preparing sushi is something that you watch and learn. - Nobu Matsuhisa

There are moments when Art almost attains to the dignity of manual labor. - Oscar Wilde

Out of suffering comes creativity. You cannot spell painting without pain. - John Lithgow

I don't want people who want to dance; I want people who have to dance. - George Balanchine

If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance. - George Bernard Shaw

Life beats down and crushes the soul, but art reminds you that you have one. - Stella Adler

Dance isn't something that can be explained in words; it has to be danced. - Paige Arden

The art of living lies less in eliminating our troubles than in growing with them. - Bernard M Baruch

The most potent and sacred command which can be laid upon any artist is the command: wait. - Iris Murdoch

Copy nature and you infringe on the work of our Lord. Interpret nature and you are an artist. - Jacques Lipchitz

In my house on the ceilings I have paintings of the rooms above, so I never have to go upstairs. - Steven Wright

Drawing is the honesty of the art. There is no possibility of cheating. It is either good or bad. - Salvador Dali

I'm proud of my Irish heritage and culture and this show will feature a lot of Irish dancing. - Michael Flatley

It's not your painting anymore. It stopped being your painting the moment that you finished it. - Jeff Melvoin

Advice is like snow, the softer it falls the longer it dwells upon, and the deeper it sinks into the mind. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Art is a human activity having for its purpose the transmission to others of the highest and best feelings. - Leo Tolstoy

It is our art that has an opportunity to leave a footprint in the sand. They don't wrap fish in our work. - Hugh N Jacobsen

Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody's watching. - Satchel Paige

If art is to nourish the roots of our culture, society must set the artist free to follow his vision wherever it takes him. - John F Kennedy

In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other. - Voltaire

The physician should look upon the patient as a besieged city and try to rescue him with every means that art and science place at his command. - Alexander of Tralles


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