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West Conshohocken is a borough in Montgomery County, Pennsylvania, United States
QuotaBillsThe crime of loving is forgetting. - Maurice Chevalier
Suspicion often creates what it suspects. - C S Lewis
Behind every great fortune there is a crime. - Honore de Balzac
Is it a bigger crime to rob a bank or to open one? - Ted Allan
All mothers have intuition. The great ones have radar. - Cathy Guisewite
You can't stop a thing by makin' a crime of it. - Kin Hubbard
Rape is the only crime in which the victim becomes the accused. - Freda Adler
Youth is a wonderful thing. What a crime to waste it on children. - George Bernard Shaw
I don't own a camera, so I travel with a police sketch artist. - George Carlin
The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore
It is a lot harder now to be a police officer than what it used to be. - Steven Seagal
The world's second-most crime is boredom; the first is being a bore. - Cecil Beaton
When some folks agree with my opinions I begin to suspect I'm wrong. - Kin Hubbard
When a police officer tells you to stay in the car, you stay in the car. - Reese Witherspoon
My loathings are simple: stupidity, oppression, crime, cruelty, soft music. - Vladimir Nabokov
I wanted a man who wouldn't stray so I'm dating a guy on house arrest. - Kim Bove
The police are not here to create disorder, they;re here to preserve disorder. - Richard J Daley
The police force cannot be completely independent of the executive government. - P Chidambaram
I am kind of paranoid in reverse. I suspect people of plotting to make me happy. - J.D. Salinger
If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent? - George Carlin
It's a proven fact that capital punishment is a well-known detergent to crime. - Archie Bunker
I took a physical for some life insurance. All they would give me was fire and theft. - Milton Berle
Police: The only people who are paid to go around pinching people in the wrong places - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I'm the only woman who can walk in Central Park at night... and reduce the crime rate. - Phyllis Diller
The old believe everything, the middle-aged suspect everything, the young know everything. - Oscar Wilde
When a man commits the same crime twice, and is not punished, it seems to him permissible. - Talmud
There's only two people in your life you should lie to... the police and your girlfriend. - Jack Nicholson
The toilets at a local police station have been stolen. Police say they have nothing to go on. - Ronnie Corbett
A man has reached middle age when he is warned to slow down by his doctor instead of the police. - Unknown
The police feel that most of the public are against them and that there is a lot of bad feeling. - Peter James
We don't seem to be able to check crime, so why not legalize it and then tax it out of business. - Will Rogers
If you haven't seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven't seen her smile her prettiest. - Kin Hubbard
Women are like the police. They could have all the evidence in the world, but they still want the confession. - Chris Rock
A benefit of any job is laughter. It should never be a crime to have fun on the job. It may be a crime not to. - Terry Paulson
The true identity theft is not financial. It's not in cyberspace. It's spiritual. It's been taken. - Stephen Covey
The crime problem in New York is getting really serious. The other day the Statue of Liberty had both hands up. - Jay Leno
For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi
When I was a kid, one cop could have taken care of the whole neighborhood. Now, one cop wouldn't be safe in the neighborhood. - Mike Royko
There is a blessed necessity by which the interest of men is always driving them to the right, and making all crime mean and ugly. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
When you have police officers who abuse citizens, you erode public confidence in law enforcement. That makes the job of good police officers unsafe. - Mary F Berry