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West Conshohocken is a borough in Montgomery County, Pennsylvania, United States
QuotaBillsThe crime of loving is forgetting. - Maurice Chevalier
Not failure, but low aim, is crime. - J. R. Lowell
All people look better under arrest. - John Waters
A friend to honesty and a foe to crime. - Allan Pinkerton
Goose Bumps: To keep geese from speeding - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Suspicion often creates what it suspects. - C S Lewis
Behind every great fortune there is a crime. - Honore de Balzac
Poverty is the parent of revolution and crime. - Aristotle
Obviously crime pays, or there'd be no crime. - G. Gordon Liddy
The police are recruited from the criminal classes. - Gore Vidal
The police must obey the law while enforcing the law. - Earl Warren
All mothers have intuition. The great ones have radar. - Cathy Guisewite
He who has reaped the profits has committed the crime. - Seneca
I think crime pays. The hours are good, and you travel a lot. - Woody Allen
Youth is a wonderful thing. What a crime to waste it on children. - George Bernard Shaw
It is a lot harder now to be a police officer than what it used to be. - Steven Seagal
When some folks agree with my opinions I begin to suspect I'm wrong. - Kin Hubbard
Sleeping is my drug; my bed is my dealer; and my alarm clock is the police. - Unknown
I wanted a man who wouldn't stray so I'm dating a guy on house arrest. - Kim Bove
Tabloid: 1. A newspaper with a permanent crime wave; 2. A screamlined newspaper. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Let's commit the perfect crime. I'll steal your heart, and you steal mine. - Meryl Streep
The only medicine for suffering, crime, and all the other woes of mankind, is wisdom. - Thomas Huxley
I took a physical for some life insurance. All they would give me was fire and theft. - Milton Berle
Growing old is like being increasingly penalized for a crime you haven't committed. - Anthony Powell
I'm the only woman who can walk in Central Park at night... and reduce the crime rate. - Phyllis Diller
If crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? - George Carlin
There's only two people in your life you should lie to... the police and your girlfriend. - Jack Nicholson
The toilets at a local police station have been stolen. Police say they have nothing to go on. - Ronnie Corbett
Police officers may drive black and white cars, however what goes on in their job is a lot of gray. - Arik Matson
If you haven't seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven't seen her smile her prettiest. - Kin Hubbard
Women are like the police. They could have all the evidence in the world, but they still want the confession. - Chris Rock
In school, every period ends with a bell. Every sentence ends with a period. Every crime ends with a sentence. - Steven Wright
I haven't reported my missing credit card to the police because whoever stole it is spending less than my wife. - Ilie Nastase
For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi
At the end of a marathon, it's going to hurt whether you're speeding up or slowing down. You may as well push. - Summer Sanders
I'm being kidnapped by a comforter, sheet and pillow. No need to call the police for I will be released by morning. - Unknown
When I was a kid, one cop could have taken care of the whole neighborhood. Now, one cop wouldn't be safe in the neighborhood. - Mike Royko
There is a blessed necessity by which the interest of men is always driving them to the right, and making all crime mean and ugly. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
When you have police officers who abuse citizens, you erode public confidence in law enforcement. That makes the job of good police officers unsafe. - Mary F Berry
One of the fondest expressions around is that we can't be the world's policeman. But guess who gets called when suddenly someone needs a cop. - Colin Powell