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Hate speech not banned in the park

Roger That thanks to Alina Payne

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Zombies hate fast food. - Unknown

Hatred is blind, as well as love. - Oscar Wilde

Whom they have injured they also hate. - Seneca

I hate being Bipolar. It's Awesome! - Unknown

I hate quotations. Tell me what you know. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I do not mind lying, but I hate inaccuracy. - Samuel Butler

We can choose to hate the rain or dance in it. - Joan Marques

Raising kids is a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown

Truth sounds like hate to those who hate the truth. - Tom Wallace

I hate to leave in the middle of all this hillerarity. - Archie Bunker

Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing. - Robert Benchley

Five exclamation marks, the sure sign of an insane mind. - Terry Pratchett

We must interpret a bad temper as a sign of inferiority. - Alfred Adler

It is part of human nature to hate the man you have hurt. - Tacitus

A round wife and a full barn are the signs of good success. - Amish Saying

I hate to spread rumours - but what else can one do with them? - Amanda Lear

We need a president who's fluent in at least one language. - Buck Henry

People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life. - Faith Resnick

Reality can be lost when reason and language have been violated. - Ravi Zacharias

He hasn't an enemy in the world, but all his friends hate him. - Unknown

Think like a wise man but communicate in the language of the people. - William Butler Yeats

We spend our time searching for security and hate it when we get it. - John Steinbeck

The four most beautiful words in our common language: I told you so. - Gore Vidal

All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman, and a pretty girl. - Charlie Chaplin

I have decided to stick with love. Hate is too great a burden to bear. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

Dreams say what they mean, but they don't say it in daytime language. - Gail Godwin

The sign said "eight items or less." So I changed my name to Les. - Steven Wright

It is often a sign of wit not to show it, and not to see that others want it. - Suzanne Necker

Few people can be happy unless they hate some other person, nation, or creed. - Bertrand Russell

Peace will come when the Arabs will love their children more than they hate us. - Golda Meir

To be satisfied with yourself is a sure sign that your forward motion has stopped. - Unknown

When a man falls into his anecdotage, it is a sign for him to retire from the world. - Benjamin Disraeli

I'm kinda disapointed that Canada isn't like the South Park movie said it was. - Joel Madden

I'm having difficulty getting the doctors around here to sign the appropriate form. - Spike Milligan

I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining. - Groucho Marx

I'm the only woman who can walk in Central Park at night... and reduce the crime rate. - Phyllis Diller

I used to think that one of the great signs of security was the ability to just walk away. - Jack Nicholson

If a cluttered desk is a sign of a cluttered mind, of what, then, is an empty desk a sign? - Albert Einstein

I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals. I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants. - A. Whitney Brown

Tears shed for self are tears of weakness, but tears shed for others are a sign of strength. - Billy Graham

No matter how old a mother is, she watches her middle-aged children for signs of improvement. - Florida Scott-Maxwell

The secret of managing is to keep the 5 guys who hate you away from the 5 guys who are undecided. - Casey Stengel

Heav'n hath no rage like love to hatred turn'd,
Nor Hell a fury, like a woman scorned. - William Congreve

Music is the language of the spirit. It opens the secret of life bringing peace, abolishing strife. - Kahlil Gibran

I saw a sign: "Rest Area 25 Miles". That's pretty big. Some people must be really tired. - Steven Wright

Europe is the force that prevents hate from being eternal. We must open our hearts to this new Europe. - Jean-Pierre Raffarin

I hate it when my foot falls asleep during the day because that means it's going to be up all night. - Steven Wright

I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me. - Hunter S Thompson

I hate war as only a soldier who has lived it can, only as one who has seen its brutality, its stupidity. - Dwight D Eisenhower

The names of colors are at the edge, between where language fails and where it's at its most powerful. - A.S. Byatt

Baloney is the unvarnished lie laid on so thick you hate it. Blarney is flattery laid on so thin you love it. - Fulton J Sheen

It's a sign of age if you feel like the morning after the night before and you haven't been anywhere. - Unknown

I'd hate to be an alcoholic with Alzheimer's. Imagine needing a drink and forgetting where you put it. - George Carlin

I hate housework. You make the beds, you wash the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again. - Joan Rivers

Why is propaganda so much more successful when it stirs up hatred than when it tries to stir up friendly feeling? - Bertrand Russell

Morals are an acquirement - like music, like a foreign language, like piety, poker, paralysis - no man is born with them. - Mark Twain

Forgiveness is the economy of the heart. Forgiveness saves the expense of anger, the cost of hatred, the waste of spirits. - Hannah More

One day you're going to remember me and how much I loved you... then you're gonna hate yourself for letting me go. - Aubrey D Graham

Don't be afraid of being scared. To be afraid is a sign of common sense. Only complete idiots are not afraid of anything. - Carlos Ruiz Zafon

Sometimes you want to give up the guitar, you'll hate the guitar. But if you stick with it, you're gonna be rewarded. - Jimi Hendrix

I'm always worried when a woman sees me naked for the first time. That she's just gonna scream and run out of the park. - Gary Delaney

The nine most terrifying words in the English language are,
"I'm from the government and I'm here to help." - Ronald Reagan

One of the signs of passing youth is the birth of a sense of fellowship with other human beings as we take our place among them. - Virginia Woolf

Contempt for happiness is usually contempt for other people's happiness, and is an elegant disguise for hatred of the human race. - Bertrand Russell

No sign of pleasure greeted the announcement. The mood in the hall was leaden.
My mood was livelier. Fright is livelier than lead. - Gail Carson Levine

Heard about the young deaf boy who used sign language?
One day he told his mother a dirty joke and she washed his hands out with soap. - Red Skelton

Abundance and vigor of automatic movements are desirable, and even a considerable degree of restlessness is a good sign in young children. - G Stanley Hall

Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they're the ones who can sign you into the nursing home. - Dennis Miller

I remain convinced that obstinate addiction to ordinary language in our private thoughts is one of the main obstacles to progress in philosophy. - Bertrand Russell

Mathematicians are like Frenchmen: whatever you say to them they translate into their own language and forthwith it is something entirely different. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe


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