Roger That

I hate definitions. - Benjamin Disraeli

Zombies hate fast food. - Unknown

Great hate follows great love. - Irish Proverb

Hatred is blind, as well as love. - Oscar Wilde

A riot is the language of the unheard. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

I hate being Bipolar. It's Awesome! - Unknown

I hate quotations. Tell me what you know. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A spotless house is a sign of a misspent life. - Unknown

Problems are not stop signs, they are guidelines. - Robert H Schuller

Raising kids is a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown

I hate it when Wikipedia copies my entire homework. - Unknown

To play billiards well is a sign of ill-spent youth. - Charles Roupell

I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally. - Groucho Marx

Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing. - Robert Benchley

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. - Steven Wright

The art of communication is the language of leadership. - James Humes

A chip on the shoulder is a sure sign of wood higher up. - Brigham Young

Relationships are like a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown

I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks. - Steve Martin

How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign? - George Carlin

I hate to spread rumours - but what else can one do with them? - Amanda Lear

Reality can be lost when reason and language have been violated. - Ravi Zacharias

We spend our time searching for security and hate it when we get it. - John Steinbeck

All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman, and a pretty girl. - Charlie Chaplin

Animals don't hate, and we're supposed to be better than them. - Elvis Presley

A great many people think that polysyllables are a sign of intelligence. - Barbara Walters

Dreams say what they mean, but they don't say it in daytime language. - Gail Godwin

A sign of celebrity is that his name is often worth more than his services. - Daniel J. Boorstin

Few people can be happy unless they hate some other person, nation, or creed. - Bertrand Russell

It's our nature: Human beings like success but they hate successful people. - Carrot Top

When a man falls into his anecdotage, it is a sign for him to retire from the world. - Benjamin Disraeli

Contradiction is not a sign of falsity, nor the lack of contradiction a sign of truth. - Blaise Pascal

I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place. - Steven Wright

The first sign of maturity is the discovery that the volume knob also turns to the left. - Jerry M Wright

We have just enough religion to make us hate but not enough to make us love one another. - Jonathan Swift

I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining. - Groucho Marx

Do not correct a fool or he will hate you. Correct a wise man and he will appreciate you. - Unknown

If a cluttered desk is a sign of a cluttered mind, of what, then, is an empty desk a sign? - Albert Einstein

A person's name is, to that person, the sweetest, most important sound in any language. - Dale Carnegie

Be grateful for luck. Pay the thunder no mind. Listen to the birds. And don't hate nobody. - Eubie Blake

It's better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate. - George Burns

The sign of intelligent people is their ability to control emotions by the application of reason. - Marya Mannes

If the sign on your heart says, "WELCOME", the love will come pouring in from everywhere. - Susan Jeffers

Don't you just hate it when you try to think of something other than golf... and you can't? - Mike Purkey

Human language appears to be a unique phenomenon, without significant analogue in the animal world. - Noam Chomsky

Music is the language of the spirit. It opens the secret of life bringing peace, abolishing strife. - Kahlil Gibran

There ain't no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them. - Mark Twain

I hate it when my foot falls asleep during the day because that means it's going to be up all night. - Steven Wright

I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me. - Hunter S Thompson

Baloney is the unvarnished lie laid on so thick you hate it. Blarney is flattery laid on so thin you love it. - Fulton J Sheen

It's a sign of age if you feel like the morning after the night before and you haven't been anywhere. - Unknown

I hate housework. You make the beds, you wash the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again. - Joan Rivers

The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us. - Bill Watterson

Crying doesn't indicate that you are weak. Ever since you were born it's been a sign that you are alive. - Unknown

Pain is a sign that we are alive. Problems are a sign that we are strong. Prayer is a sign that we are not alone. - Unknown

If the English language made any sense, 'lackadaisical' would have something to do with a shortage of flowers. - Doug Larson

Who is apt, on occasion, to assign a multitude of reasons when one will do? This is a sure sign of weakness in argument. - Harriet Martineau

The protean nature of the computer is such that it can act like a machine or like a language to be shaped and exploited. - Alan Kay

Morals are an acquirement - like music, like a foreign language, like piety, poker, paralysis - no man is born with them. - Mark Twain

The greatest sign of success for a teacher is to be able to say, "The children are now working as if I did not exist." - Maria Montessori

If you hate a person, you hate something in him that is part of yourself. What isn't part of ourselves doesn't disturb us. - Hermann Hesse

I glanced out the window at the signs of spring. The sky was almost blue, the trees were almost budding, the sun was almost bright. - Millard Kaufman

The symbolic language of the crucifixion is the death of the old paradigm; resurrection is a leap into a whole new way of thinking. - Deepak Chopra

When you hear people making hateful comments, stand up to them. Point out what a waste it is to hate, and you could open their eyes. - Taylor Swift

Contempt for happiness is usually contempt for other people's happiness, and is an elegant disguise for hatred of the human race. - Bertrand Russell

No sign of pleasure greeted the announcement. The mood in the hall was leaden.
My mood was livelier. Fright is livelier than lead. - Gail Carson Levine

A man’s life is interesting primarily when he has failed – I well know. For it’s a sign that he tried to surpass himself. - Georges Clemenceau

Lord, make me an instrument of thy peace. Where there is hatred, let me sow love. Where there is injury, pardon. Where there is doubt, faith. - Francis of Assisi

The judge asked, "What do you plead?" I said, "Insanity, your honour, who in their right mind would park in the passing lane?" - Steven Wright

Mathematicians are like Frenchmen: whatever you say to them they translate into their own language and forthwith it is something entirely different. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe