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I hate a sore winner. - Oscar Levant

Zombies hate fast food. - Unknown

Humor is a universal language. - Joel Goodman

Hate the sin, love the sinner. - Mahatma Gandhi

An old man in a house is a good sign. - Benjamin Franklin

Whom they have injured they also hate. - Seneca

Dance is the hidden language of the soul. - Martha Graham

A spotless house is a sign of a misspent life. - Unknown

We can choose to hate the rain or dance in it. - Joan Marques

To play billiards well is a sign of ill-spent youth. - Charles Roupell

If you hate where you are, move - you are not a tree. - Unknown

I hate to leave in the middle of all this hillerarity. - Archie Bunker

We must interpret a bad temper as a sign of inferiority. - Alfred Adler

Love is friendship set on fire. Hate is friendship burned. - Jeremy Taylor

Reality can be lost when reason and language have been violated. - Ravi Zacharias

Think like a wise man but communicate in the language of the people. - William Butler Yeats

I have decided to stick with love. Hate is too great a burden to bear. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

Animals don't hate, and we're supposed to be better than them. - Elvis Presley

Dreams say what they mean, but they don't say it in daytime language. - Gail Godwin

Symptoms are the body's mother tongue; signs are in a foreign language. - John Brown

A sign of celebrity is that his name is often worth more than his services. - Daniel J. Boorstin

The human heart is a strange vessel. Love and hatred can exist side by side. - Scott Westerfeld

It's our nature: Human beings like success but they hate successful people. - Carrot Top

I don't love studying. I hate studying. I like learning. Learning is beautiful. - Natalie Portman

I personally think we developed language because of our deep inner need to complain. - Jane Wagner

The language of the law must not be foreign to the ears of those who are to obey it. - Learned hand

We really have everything in common with America nowadays except, of course, language. - Oscar Wilde

Contradiction is not a sign of falsity, nor the lack of contradiction a sign of truth. - Blaise Pascal

I do benefits for all religions - I'd hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality. - Bob Hope

I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining. - Groucho Marx

Do not correct a fool or he will hate you. Correct a wise man and he will appreciate you. - Unknown

I used to think that one of the great signs of security was the ability to just walk away. - Jack Nicholson

Tears shed for another person are not a sign of weakness. They are a sign of a pure heart. - Jose N Harris

The first man to use abusive language instead of his fists was the founder of civilization. - Sigmund Freud

Tears shed for self are tears of weakness, but tears shed for others are a sign of strength. - Billy Graham

Officialese: A government language where you can understand the words, but not the sentences - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If you are discouraged it is a sign of pride, because it shows you trust in your own powers. - Mother Teresa

The secret of managing is to keep the guys who hate you away from the guys who are undecided. - Casey Stengel

If a cluttered desk is the sign of a cluttered mind, what is the significance of a clean desk? - Laurence J. Peter

It's better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate. - George Burns

If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank. - Woody Allen

It is when we notice the dirt that God is most present in us; it is the very sign of His presence. - C S Lewis

I saw a sign: "Rest Area 25 Miles". That's pretty big. Some people must be really tired. - Steven Wright

I hate it when my foot falls asleep during the day because that means it's going to be up all night. - Steven Wright

The names of colors are at the edge, between where language fails and where it's at its most powerful. - A.S. Byatt

I have striven not to laugh at human actions, not to weep at them, nor to hate them, but to understand them. - Spinoza

Baloney is the unvarnished lie laid on so thick you hate it. Blarney is flattery laid on so thin you love it. - Fulton J Sheen

It's a sign of age if you feel like the morning after the night before and you haven't been anywhere. - Unknown

Darkness cannot drive out darkness: only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate: only love can do that. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

I hate housework. You make the beds, you wash the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again. - Joan Rivers

She wore far too much rouge last night and not quite enough clothes. That is always a sign of despair in a woman. - Oscar Wilde

In neighborhoods without a usable park or playground, the incidence of childhood obesity increases by 29 percent. - Darell Hammond

Language, identity, place, home: these are all of a piece - just different elements of belonging and not-belonging. - Jhumpa Lahiri

One of the reasons people hate politics is that truth is rarely a politician's objective. Election and power are. - Cal Thomas

If the English language made any sense, 'lackadaisical' would have something to do with a shortage of flowers. - Doug Larson

One day you're going to remember me and how much I loved you... then you're gonna hate yourself for letting me go. - Aubrey D Graham

Don't be afraid of being scared. To be afraid is a sign of common sense. Only complete idiots are not afraid of anything. - Carlos Ruiz Zafon

I'm always worried when a woman sees me naked for the first time. That she's just gonna scream and run out of the park. - Gary Delaney

The greatest sign of success for a teacher is to be able to say, "The children are now working as if I did not exist." - Maria Montessori

If you hate a person, you hate something in him that is part of yourself. What isn't part of ourselves doesn't disturb us. - Hermann Hesse

The symbolic language of the crucifixion is the death of the old paradigm; resurrection is a leap into a whole new way of thinking. - Deepak Chopra

Contempt for happiness is usually contempt for other people's happiness, and is an elegant disguise for hatred of the human race. - Bertrand Russell

No sign of pleasure greeted the announcement. The mood in the hall was leaden.
My mood was livelier. Fright is livelier than lead. - Gail Carson Levine

A man’s life is interesting primarily when he has failed – I well know. For it’s a sign that he tried to surpass himself. - Georges Clemenceau

Abundance and vigor of automatic movements are desirable, and even a considerable degree of restlessness is a good sign in young children. - G Stanley Hall

NASA's robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Early pictures show no signs of ESPN or beer. This makes it very clear that men are not from Mars. - Unknown

Lord, make me an instrument of thy peace. Where there is hatred, let me sow love. Where there is injury, pardon. Where there is doubt, faith. - Francis of Assisi

I remain convinced that obstinate addiction to ordinary language in our private thoughts is one of the main obstacles to progress in philosophy. - Bertrand Russell

The judge asked, "What do you plead?" I said, "Insanity, your honour, who in their right mind would park in the passing lane?" - Steven Wright

In New York, everybody looks great and is well dressed, but seeing someone in Ohio wearing Marc Jacobs is like spotting an owl in Central Park. Rare. - Isabel Gillies


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