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I hate definitions. - Benjamin Disraeli

Great hate follows great love. - Irish Proverb

I love treason but hate a traitor. - Julius Caesar

A riot is the language of the unheard. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

I hate being Bipolar. It's Awesome! - Unknown

Hatred is never ended by hatred but by love. - Buddhist Saying

Raising kids is a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown

Truth sounds like hate to those who hate the truth. - Tom Wallace

Real programmers can write assembly code in any language. - Larry Wall

I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks. - Steve Martin

Love is friendship set on fire. Hate is friendship burned. - Jeremy Taylor

How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign? - George Carlin

Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain. - Lily Tomlin

A round wife and a full barn are the signs of good success. - Amish Saying

There is no language like the Irish for soothing and quieting. - John Millington Synge

Reality can be lost when reason and language have been violated. - Ravi Zacharias

An intellectual is a man who doesn't know how to park his bike. - Spiro T. Agnew

Changes in language often reflect the changing values of a culture. - Ravi Zacharias

Misogynist: A man who hates women as much as women hate one another. - H L Mencken

The four most beautiful words in our common language: I told you so. - Gore Vidal

England and America are two countries separated by a common language. - George Bernard Shaw

Silence is the language of God; it is also the language of the heart. - Sivananda

If you're a good numbers person, you're a bad language person. - Frank Luntz

The sign said "eight items or less." So I changed my name to Les. - Steven Wright

Much that passes as idealism is disguised hatred or disguised love of power. - Bertrand Russell

Music is the only language in which you cannot say a mean or sarcastic thing. - John Erskine

I got something important here to read and sign and I gotta consecrate on that. - Archie Bunker

Grief and tragedy and hatred are only for a time. Goodness and love have no end. - George W Bush

No one has a finer command of language than the person who keeps his mouth shut. - Sam Rayburn

I'd rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I hate. - George Burns

Language: The blood of the soul into which thoughts run, and out of which they grow - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I personally think we developed language because of our deep inner need to complain. - Jane Wagner

The world is a fine place and worth the fighting for and I hate very much to leave it. - Ernest Hemingway

I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place. - Steven Wright

I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining. - Groucho Marx

Never make fun of someone who speaks broken English. It means they know another language. - H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

I used to think that one of the great signs of security was the ability to just walk away. - Jack Nicholson

Tears shed for another person are not a sign of weakness. They are a sign of a pure heart. - Jose N Harris

I think those neighborhood signs that say 'slow children playing' are so very mean. - Zach Galifianakis

Tears shed for self are tears of weakness, but tears shed for others are a sign of strength. - Billy Graham

Language is our meeting place, the sea we live in... it is the common ground of our humanity. - Toby Wolfe

The secret of managing is to keep the guys who hate you away from the guys who are undecided. - Casey Stengel

People hate me because I am a multifaceted, talented, wealthy, internationally famous genius. - Jerry Lewis

If a cluttered desk is the sign of a cluttered mind, what is the significance of a clean desk? - Laurence J. Peter

It's better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate. - George Burns

If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank. - Woody Allen

Sometimes I have kept my feelings to myself, because I could find no language to describe them in. - Jane Austen

If the sign on your heart says, "WELCOME", the love will come pouring in from everywhere. - Susan Jeffers

Don't you just hate it when you try to think of something other than golf... and you can't? - Mike Purkey

Human language appears to be a unique phenomenon, without significant analogue in the animal world. - Noam Chomsky

Music is the language of the spirit. It opens the secret of life bringing peace, abolishing strife. - Kahlil Gibran

I saw a sign: "Rest Area 25 Miles". That's pretty big. Some people must be really tired. - Steven Wright

Europe is the force that prevents hate from being eternal. We must open our hearts to this new Europe. - Jean-Pierre Raffarin

Obama and his attack dogs have nothing but hate and anger in their hearts and spew it whenever possible. - Donald Trump

Baloney is the unvarnished lie laid on so thick you hate it. Blarney is flattery laid on so thin you love it. - Fulton J Sheen

I hate housework. You make the beds, you wash the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again. - Joan Rivers

The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us. - Bill Watterson

Why is propaganda so much more successful when it stirs up hatred than when it tries to stir up friendly feeling? - Bertrand Russell

In neighborhoods without a usable park or playground, the incidence of childhood obesity increases by 29 percent. - Darell Hammond

Pain is a sign that we are alive. Problems are a sign that we are strong. Prayer is a sign that we are not alone. - Unknown

One of the reasons people hate politics is that truth is rarely a politician's objective. Election and power are. - Cal Thomas

If the English language made any sense, 'lackadaisical' would have something to do with a shortage of flowers. - Doug Larson

Morals are an acquirement - like music, like a foreign language, like piety, poker, paralysis - no man is born with them. - Mark Twain

Forgiveness is the economy of the heart. Forgiveness saves the expense of anger, the cost of hatred, the waste of spirits. - Hannah More

The greatest sign of success for a teacher is to be able to say, "The children are now working as if I did not exist." - Maria Montessori

"I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence? - George Carlin

I hate smart sales clerks. I said to one, "What do you have in lingerie?" She says, "More than you'll ever have!" - Phyllis Diller

Abundance and vigor of automatic movements are desirable, and even a considerable degree of restlessness is a good sign in young children. - G Stanley Hall

Lord, make me an instrument of thy peace. Where there is hatred, let me sow love. Where there is injury, pardon. Where there is doubt, faith. - Francis of Assisi

Mathematicians are like Frenchmen: whatever you say to them they translate into their own language and forthwith it is something entirely different. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe


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