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Relaxing Argument

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Relaxing Argument thanks to Keith Blake

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Xerophyte: No argument - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Neither irony or sarcasm is argument. - Samuel Butler

It takes two fools to have an argument. - Unknown

Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler

Treasure your relationships, not your possessions. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

Humor is the affectionate communication of insight. - Leo Rosten

A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once. - Phyllis Diller

The only way to get the best of an argument is to avoid it. - Dale Carnegie

The best way to win an argument is to begin by being right. - Jill Ruckelshaus

My wife was too beautiful for words, but not for arguments. - John Barrymore

Hand Scanner: Singles bar prowler looking for wedding rings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The great myth of our times is that technology is communication. - Libby Larsen

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

There's two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither one works. - Will Rogers

I dislike arguments of any kind. They are always vulgar, and often convincing. - Oscar Wilde

The result of bad communication is a disconnection between strategy and execution. - Chuck Martin

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

Content builds relationships. Relationships are built on trust. Trust drives revenue. - Andrew Davis

The power I exert on the court depends on the power of my arguments, not on my gender. - Sandra Day O'Connor

The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going. - George Carlin

Truth often suffers more by the heat of its defenders than the arguments of its opponents. - William Penn

Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance. - Oscar Wilde

When a man who is drinking neat gin starts talking about his mother he is past all argument. - C.S. Forester

The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one. - Joan Baez

Arguments are extremely vulgar, for everybody in good society holds exactly the same opinions. - Oscar Wilde

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

I attract to my life whatever I give my attention, energy and focus to, whether positive or negative. - Michael Losier

A half truth, like half a brick, is always more forcible as an argument than a whole one. It carries better. - Stephen Leacock

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it all you want, but it won't go anywhere. - Jay Shetty

Valentine's Day: Rubbing singles' noses in their lack of a mate and the noses of couples in their lack of time. - Emma McLaughlin

While some pain is probably inevitable in all relationships, successful couples are usually the ones who are able to forgive. - Ilona Boniwell

There is a direct relationship between a person's grasp and experience of God's grace and his or her heart for justice. - Unknown

The Internet is the most important single development in the history of human communication since the invention of call waiting. - Dave Barry

There are all kinds of ways for a relationship to be tested, even broken, some, irrevocably; it's the endings we're unprepared for. - Katherine Owen

I used to live an isolated existence, even in relationships, but now my family knows me for who I really am. Mostly, that's a good thing. - Tim Allen

I mean, there's no arguing. There is no anything. There is no beating around the bush. "You're fired" is a very strong term. - Donald Trump

I not only knew Houdini, but we had a very lovely relationship. I really though we had something going, and then the son of a gun disappeared. - Betty White

Forgiveness is the best form of love in any relationship. It takes a strong person to say they're sorry, and an even stronger person to forgive. - Yolanda Hadid

Jokes of the proper kind, properly told, can do more to enlighten questions of politics, philosophy, and literature than any number of dull arguments. - Isaac Asimov


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