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Relaxing Argument

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Relaxing Argument thanks to Keith Blake

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Xerophyte: No argument - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Romance is the icing, the love is the cake. - Unknown

Compromises are for relationships, not wine. - Robert S Caywood

Lower your voice and strengthen your argument. - Lebanese Proverb

Treasure your relationships, not your possessions. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

It is impossible to defeat an ignorant man in argument. - William C. McAdoo

Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near. - Helen Rowland

The art of communication is the language of leadership. - James Humes

A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once. - Phyllis Diller

Deceiving others. That is what the world calls a romance. - Oscar Wilde

Relationships are like a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown

My wife was too beautiful for words, but not for arguments. - John Barrymore

Hand Scanner: Singles bar prowler looking for wedding rings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When you have no basis for an argument, abuse the plaintiff. - Cicero

The great myth of our times is that technology is communication. - Libby Larsen

There's two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither one works. - Will Rogers

Most women are afraid of clowns, but somehow end up still dating one. - Unknown

Discussion is an exchange of knowledge; argument is an exchange of ignorance. - Robert Quillen

I love romance. I'm a sucker for it. I love it so much. It's pathetic. - Drew Barrymore

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

My father used to say, "Don't raise your voice. Improve your argument." - Desmond Tutu

Content builds relationships. Relationships are built on trust. Trust drives revenue. - Andrew Davis

Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh

Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance. - Oscar Wilde

When a man who is drinking neat gin starts talking about his mother he is past all argument. - C.S. Forester

Somehow a bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever. - Helen Rowland

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

Who is apt, on occasion, to assign a multitude of reasons when one will do? This is a sure sign of weakness in argument. - Harriet Martineau

The moment we want to believe something, we suddenly see all the arguments for it, and become blind to the arguments against it. - George Bernard Shaw

I'm not sure which is harder on a relationship: sharing a dresser for three years, or sharing an iPhone charger for one day. - Unknown

The five essential entrepreneurial skills for success: Concentration, Discrimination, Organization, Innovation and Communication. - Harold S Geneen

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

There are all kinds of ways for a relationship to be tested, even broken, some, irrevocably; it's the endings we're unprepared for. - Katherine Owen

I mean, there's no arguing. There is no anything. There is no beating around the bush. "You're fired" is a very strong term. - Donald Trump

I not only knew Houdini, but we had a very lovely relationship. I really though we had something going, and then the son of a gun disappeared. - Betty White

More people watch television and get their information that way than read books. I find new technology and new ways of communication very exciting. - Stephen Covey

You don't develop courage by being happy in your relationships everyday. You develop it by surviving difficult times and challenging adversity. - Epicurus

Jokes of the proper kind, properly told, can do more to enlighten questions of politics, philosophy, and literature than any number of dull arguments. - Isaac Asimov


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