QuotaBillsBelieve in your #Selfie - Unknown
Organic Farm: Tilling like it is - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Farmers are the salt of the earth. - Unknown
A selfie a day keeps the friends away. - Unknown
A selfie a day keeps insecurities away. - Unknown
A good farm is recognized as good partly by its beauty. - Wendell Berry
If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages? - George Carlin
I had rather be on my farm than be emperor of the world. - George Washington
Don't date a guy that takes more selfies than you do. - Unknown
She died doing what she loved, taking a selfie in traffic. - Unknown
Farm: What a city man dreams of at 5 P.M., never at 5 A.M. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
No farmer ever plowed a field by turning it over in his mind. - George E. Woodbury
Everyone makes fun of the Redneck until the Zombie Apocalypse. - Unknown
Farmers: Men successful only if they sell their farms to golf clubs - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Gentleman Farmer: One who has more hay in the bank thank in the barn - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
She wears her clothes as if they were thrown on her with a pitchfork. - Jonathan Swift
The farmer has to be an optimist or he wouldn't still be a farmer. - Will Rodgers
The farmer allows walkers across the field for free, but the bull charges. - Unknown
A good farmer is nothing more nor less than a handyman with a sense of humus. - E.B. White
You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy
You got to have smelt a lot of mule manure before you can sing like a hillbilly. - Hank Williams
Farmers don't just work til the sun goes down; they work til the job gets done. - Unknown
If you could take a selfie of your soul would you find it attractive enough to post? - Unknown
Abundance: 1. Big party held in a bakery; 2. A social event held in a farm building. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Genetic Engineering: A recent attempt to formalize what farmers have been doing all along. - Unknown
If a farmer fills his barn with grain, he gets mice; if he leaves it empty, he gets actors. - Bill Vaughan
Cajun is country food by farmers and fisherman that arrived in Louisiana from Acadiana, Canada. - Paul Prudhomme
Life on a farm is a school of patience. You can't hurry the crops or make an ox in two days. - Haneri Liogier
You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy
The first farmer was the first man, and all historic nobility rests on possession and use of land. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
It is only the farmer who faithfully plants seeds in the Spring, who reaps a harvest in the Autumn. - B C Forbes
If the rain spoils our picnic, but saves a farmer's crop, who are we to say it shouldn't rain? - Tom Barrett
There are only three things that can kill a farmer: lightning, rolling over in a tractor, and old age. - Bill Bryson
When tillage begins, other arts follow. The farmers, therefore, are the founders of human civilization. - Daniel Webster
You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it. - Jeff Foxworthy
I'm a farm boy. If we need five people to haul in hay, we don't take one and just work them to death. - Lincoln Davis
The only difference between a pigeon and the American farmer today is that a pigeon can still make a deposit on a John Deere. - Jim Hightower
Once in your life you need a doctor, a lawyer, a policeman, and a preacher... but every day, three times a day, you need a farmer. - Brenda Schaepp
You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze
Animals are not our selfie props. If there's any risk that your photo is going to hurt or stress an animal, it's not worth it. - Angela Henderson