Reboot
Have you tried restarting the United States?
QuotaBillsErection: When Japanese go to vote. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I am not a politician, but a soldier. - Idi Amin
Turn on to politics, or politics will turn on you. - Ralph Nader
I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers
Nothing is so admirable in politics as a short memory. - John Kenneth Galbraith
All diplomacy is a continuation of war by other means. - Zhou Enlai
Government cannot and must not replace private initiative. - Kim Campbell
Dilemma: A politician trying to save both his faces at once - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Every decent man is ashamed of the government he lives under. - H L Mencken
I believe that truth is the glue that holds government together. - Gerald R. Ford
You can lead a man to Congress, but you can't make him think. - Milton Berle
A politician is a man who approaches every problem with an open mouth. - Adlai Stevenson
Every woman dreams of her own political career and her own place in life. - Raisa M. Gorbachev
In politics, madame, you need two things: friends, but above all an enemy. - Brian Mulroney
Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for. - Will Rogers
Freedom of opinion can only exist when the government thinks itself secure. - Bertrand Russell
The flood of money that gushes into politics today is a pollution of democracy. - Theodore White
Either the government will be given to us or we shall seize it by marching on Rome. - Benito Mussolini
The fastest way for a politician to become an elder statesman is to lose an election. - Earl Wilson
I learned a long time ago in Hollywood that the only person I should vote for is myself. - Jack Nicholson
There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you. - Will Rogers
Good thing we've still got politics in Texas - finest form of free entertainment ever invented. - Molly Ivins
Politics: Poli, a Latin word meaning "many"; and tics, meaning "bloodsucking creatures." - Robin Williams
The largest party in America is neither the Democrats nor the Republicans. It's the party of non-voters. - Robert Reich
We don't have inflation because we are living too well. We have it because government is living too well. - Ronald Reagan
If you put the federal government in charge of the Sahara Desert, in 5 years there'd be a shortage of sand. - Milton Friedman
I won't eat anything that has intelligent life, but I would gladly eat a network executive or a politician. - Marty Feldman
One of the penalties for refusing to participate in politics is that you end up being governed by your inferiors. - Plato
The only security men can have for their political liberty, consists in keeping their money in their own pockets. - Lysander Spooner
Only government can take perfectly good paper, cover it with perfectly good ink and make the combination worthless. - Milton Friedman
Frankly, I'd like to see the government get out of war altogether and leave the whole field to private industry. - Joseph Heller
The business of government is to keep the government out of business - that is, unless business needs government aid. - Will Rogers
What is politics but persuading the public to vote for this and support that and endure these for the promise of those? - Gilbert Highet
I have wondered at times what the Ten Commandments would have looked like if Moses had run them through the US Congress. - Ronald Reagan
It's especially hard if the government is not providing services, or is even conducting ethnic cleansing against you. - Paul Harvey
Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy. - Groucho Marx
Judge: 1. A law student who marks his own examination papers; 2. A lawyer who once knew a politician; 3. A man in a trying position. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Papers say: 'Congress is deadlocked and can't act.' I think that is the greatest blessing that could befall this country. - Will Rogers
Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other. - Oscar Ameringer
When one may pay out over two million dollars to presidential and Congressional campaigns, the U.S. government is virtually up for sale. - John W. Gardner