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Humor is a universal language. - Joel Goodman

Faith is not bereft of reason. - Ravi Zacharias

The only victory over love is flight. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Dance is the hidden language of the soul. - Martha Graham

Music is the universal language of mankind. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Man discovers truth by reason only, not by faith. - Tolstoy

How quick come the reasons for approving what we like. - Jane Austen

Content is the reason search began in the first place. - Lee Odden

Language exerts hidden power, like a moon on the tides. - Rita Mae Brown

The art of communication is the language of leadership. - James Humes

Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain. - Lily Tomlin

I think housework is the reason most women go to the office. - Heloise Cruse

In love as in sport, the amateur status must be strictly maintained. - Robert Graves

The four most beautiful words in our common language: I told you so. - Gore Vidal

Reason is a harmonising, controlling force rather than a creative one. - Bertrand Russell

Passion and prejudice govern the world, only under the name of reason. - John Wesley

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see. - Mark Twain

Nothing has an uglier look to us than reason, when it is not on our side. - George Savile

People don't buy for logical reasons. They buy for emotional reasons. - Zig Ziglar

What you deny or ignore, you delay, What you accept and face, you conquer. - Robert Tew

The most beautiful things are those that madness prompts and reason writes. - Andre Gide

The only reason for time is so that everything doesn’t happen at once. - Albert Einstein

The only reason for being a professional writer is that you can't help it. - Leo Rosten

The greatest thing in life is to die young - but delay it as long as possible. - George Bernard Shaw

Reason is the natural order of truth; but imagination is the organ of meaning. - C S Lewis

Reason is our soul's left hand, faith her right. By these we reach divinity. - John Donne

Example has more followers than reason. We unconsciously imitate what pleases us. - Christian Nevell Bovee

The supreme function of reason is to show man that some things are beyond reason. - Blaise Pascal

To be satisfied with yourself is a sure sign that your forward motion has stopped. - Unknown

A man always has two reasons for doing anything: a good reason and the real reason. - J P Morgan

My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance. - Tim Allen

Language: The blood of the soul into which thoughts run, and out of which they grow - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I personally think we developed language because of our deep inner need to complain. - Jane Wagner

To live is like to love - all reason is against it, and all healthy instinct for it. - Samuel Butler

People don't trust private health insurance companies for all the right reasons. - Bernie Sanders

The language of the law must not be foreign to the ears of those who are to obey it. - Learned hand

You cannot reason people out of a position that they did not reason themselves into. - Ben Goldacre

The reason I'm running for President is because I can't be Bruce Springsteen. - Barack Obama

I want to be the reason you look down at your phone and smile. Then walk into a pole. - Unknown

You can't reason someone out of a position they didn't reason themselves into. - Unknown

We really have everything in common with America nowadays except, of course, language. - Oscar Wilde

Great literature is simply language charged with meaning to the utmost possible degree. - Ezra Pound

The reason the pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing. - Phyllis Diller

Because: Mom's reason for having kids do things which can't be explained logically - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The first man to use abusive language instead of his fists was the founder of civilization. - Sigmund Freud

Thinking is the hardest work there is, which is probably the reason why so few engage in it. - Henry Ford

It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water. - Franklin P. Jones

He who will not reason, is a bigot; he who cannot is a fool; and he who dares not is a slave. - illiam Drummond

The only reason I ever played golf in the first place was so I could afford to hunt and fish. - Sam Snead

The true triumph of reason is that it enables us to get along with those who do not possess it. - Voltaire

The sign of intelligent people is their ability to control emotions by the application of reason. - Marya Mannes

To argue with a person who has renounced the use of reason is like administering medicine to the dead. - Thomas Paine

Life must be lived and curiosity kept alive. One must never, for whatever reason, turn his back on life. - Eleanor Roosevelt

I prefer the company of peasants because they have not been educated sufficiently to reason incorrectly. - Michel de Montaigne

Human reason is like a drunken man on horseback, set it up on one side and it tumbles over on the other. - Martin Luther

The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public. - Phyllis Diller

All is beautiful and unceasing, all is music and reason, and all, like diamond, is carbon first, then light. - Jose Martin

She wore far too much rouge last night and not quite enough clothes. That is always a sign of despair in a woman. - Oscar Wilde

Everything happens for a reason, you only need to keep on editing your attitude and gratitude so as to sail through. - Unknown

We so often achieve success or financial independence after the chief reason for which we sought it has passed away. - Ellen Glasgow

I was born in Canada for a reason. It was because my parents wanted me to have the freedoms that this country offers. - Patrick Chan

If the English language made any sense, 'lackadaisical' would have something to do with a shortage of flowers. - Doug Larson

Who is apt, on occasion, to assign a multitude of reasons when one will do? This is a sure sign of weakness in argument. - Harriet Martineau

The ability to speak several languages is an asset, but the ability to keep your mouth shut in any language is priceless. - Unknown

Don't be afraid of being scared. To be afraid is a sign of common sense. Only complete idiots are not afraid of anything. - Carlos Ruiz Zafon

We are fashioned by God to be thinking and emotional creatures. The emotions should follow reason, and not the other way around. - Ravi Zacharias

The symbolic language of the crucifixion is the death of the old paradigm; resurrection is a leap into a whole new way of thinking. - Deepak Chopra

A man’s life is interesting primarily when he has failed – I well know. For it’s a sign that he tried to surpass himself. - Georges Clemenceau

Music is a language that doesn't speak in particular words. It speaks in emotions, and if it's in the bones, it's in the bones. - Keith Richards

Q: When is the perfect time?
A: Who can say, but probably somewhere between haste and delay - and it's usually most wise to start today. - Rasheed Ogunlaru


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