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Reason For Delay

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Time heals what reason cannot. - Seneca

You may delay, but time will not. - Benjamin Franklin

Be happy, and a reason will come along. - Robert Brault

Reason can wrestle and overthrow terror. - Euripides

I Said So: Reason enough, according to Dad - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The heart has reasons that reason cannot know. - Blaise Pascal

A spotless house is a sign of a misspent life. - Unknown

When hard reason fails, leave it to the poets. - Ravi Zacharias

Happiness is not an ideal of reason, but imagination. - Immanuel Kant

Flight attendants don't die, they just fly higher. - Unknown

The heart has its reasons that reason knows nothing of. - Blaise Pascal

Flight Schedule: An entertaining work of paperback fiction - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain. - Lily Tomlin

If you wouldn't write it and sign it, don't say it. - Earl Wilson

A round wife and a full barn are the signs of good success. - Amish Saying

We have forty million reasons for failure, but not a single excuse. - Rudyard Kipling

I go on working for the same reason that a hen goes on laying eggs. - H L Mencken

Silence is the language of God; it is also the language of the heart. - Sivananda

Nothing has an uglier look to us than reason, when it is not on our side. - George Savile

People don't buy for logical reasons. They buy for emotional reasons. - Zig Ziglar

Humanity is acquiring all the right technology for all the wrong reasons. - R Buckminster Fuller

The sign said "eight items or less." So I changed my name to Les. - Steven Wright

A sign of celebrity is that his name is often worth more than his services. - Daniel J. Boorstin

Something in the air this morning made me feel like flying... Spring Flight - Eileen Granfors

Observation, Reason, Human Understanding, Courage; these make the physician. - Martin H. Fischer

It is necessary to let things go; simply for the reason that they are heavy. - C JoyBell

It is often a sign of wit not to show it, and not to see that others want it. - Suzanne Necker

The reason the way of the transgressor is hard is because it's so crowded. - Kin Hubbard

Change your life today. Don't gamble on the future, act now, without delay. - Simone de Beauvoir

One reason I don't drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time. - Nancy Astor

Whatever the status quo is, changing it gives you the opportunity to be remarkable. - Seth Godin

Only those things are beautiful which are inspired by madness and written by reason. - Andre Gide

The reason I'm running for President is because I can't be Bruce Springsteen. - Barack Obama

I'm having difficulty getting the doctors around here to sign the appropriate form. - Spike Milligan

Never make fun of someone who speaks broken English. It means they know another language. - H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

I'm from Texas, and one of the reasons I like Texas is because there's no one in control. - Willie Nelson

German is the most extravagantly ugly language - it sounds like someone using a sick bag on a 747. - Willy Rushton

The word 'hackathon' was born out of 'marathon' for a reason. It's exhausting. - Neil Blumenthal

A man does not attain the status of Galileo merely because he is persecuted; he must also be right. - Stephen Jay Gould

Music is the language of the spirit. It opens the secret of life bringing peace, abolishing strife. - Kahlil Gibran

The reason your golf pro tells you to keep your head down is so that you can't see him laughing. - Phyllis Diller

Which is probably the reason why I work exclusively in black and white... to highlight that contrast. - Leonard Nimoy

Faith is the art of holding on to things your reason has once accepted in spite of your changing moods. - C S Lewis

Human reason is like a drunken man on horseback, set it up on one side and it tumbles over on the other. - Martin Luther

The names of colors are at the edge, between where language fails and where it's at its most powerful. - A.S. Byatt

The inability to open up to hope is what blocks trust, and blocked trust is the reason for blighted dreams. - Elizabeth Gilbert

A path full of potholes must be traveled slowly, but there's no reason you can't finish the journey. - Faydra D. Fields

If you're not failing every now and again, it's a sign you're not doing anything very innovative. - Woody Allen

Crying doesn't indicate that you are weak. Ever since you were born it's been a sign that you are alive. - Unknown

The true man wants two things: danger and play. For that reason he wants woman, as the most dangerous plaything. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason. - Jose Maria de Eca de Queiroz

One reason why birds and horses are not unhappy is because they are not trying to impress other birds and horses. - Dale Carnegie

Don't keep reaching for the stars because you'll just look like an idiot stretching that way for no reason. - Jimmy Fallon

We so often achieve success or financial independence after the chief reason for which we sought it has passed away. - Ellen Glasgow

The world says everything happens randomly, without reason. But the Bible reassures us that God works in all things. - David Jeremiah

Who is apt, on occasion, to assign a multitude of reasons when one will do? This is a sure sign of weakness in argument. - Harriet Martineau

The best reason for a knitter to marry is that you can't teach the cat to be impressed when you finish a lace scarf. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

New opinions are always suspected, and usually opposed, without any other reason but because they are not already common. - John Locke

The ability to speak several languages is an asset, but the ability to keep your mouth shut in any language is priceless. - Unknown

Music expresses feeling and thought, without language; it was below and before speech, and it is above and beyond all words. - Robert G Ingersoll

Don't be afraid of being scared. To be afraid is a sign of common sense. Only complete idiots are not afraid of anything. - Carlos Ruiz Zafon

The best reason to go to the movies is to be with other people. Eating the popcorn, being with other people you don't know. - Peter Weller

We are fashioned by God to be thinking and emotional creatures. The emotions should follow reason, and not the other way around. - Ravi Zacharias

There are lots of bad reasons to start a company. But there's only one good, legitimate reason: it's to change the world. - Phil Libin

If you have a success you have it for the wrong reasons. If you become popular it is always because of the worst aspects of your work. - Ernest Hemingway

I can stand brute force, but brute reason is quite unbearable. There is something unfair about its use. It is hitting below the intellect. - Oscar Wilde

I do not have a psychiatrist and I do not want one, for the simple reason that if he listened to me long enough, he might become disturbed. - James Thurber

Music is a language that doesn't speak in particular words. It speaks in emotions, and if it's in the bones, it's in the bones. - Keith Richards

Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they're the ones who can sign you into the nursing home. - Dennis Miller

I just want you to know that you're very special… and the only reason I'm telling you is that I don't know if anyone else ever has. - Stephen Chbosky


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