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Humor is a universal language. - Joel Goodman

You may delay, but time will not. - Benjamin Franklin

The only victory over love is flight. - Napoleon Bonaparte

There is no reason to repeat bad history. - Eleanor Holmes Norton

Once people begin to reason, all is lost. - Voltaire

A spotless house is a sign of a misspent life. - Unknown

Faith consists in believing what reason cannot. - Voltaire

My reason nourishes my faith and my faith my reason. - Norman Cousins

Life is a foreign language; all men mispronounce it. - Christopher Morley

Gentiles are people who eat mayonnaise for no reason. - Robin Williams

Language exerts hidden power, like a moon on the tides. - Rita Mae Brown

An explanation of cause is not a justification by reason. - C S Lewis

Anger is never without reason, but seldom with a good one. - Benjamin Franklin

I think housework is the reason most women go to the office. - Heloise Cruse

We need a president who's fluent in at least one language. - Buck Henry

An animal's eyes have the power to speak a great language. - Martin Buber

Reality can be lost when reason and language have been violated. - Ravi Zacharias

We arrive at the truth, not by reason only, but also by the heart. - Blaise Pascal

An angry man is again angry with himself when he returns to reason. - Publilius Syrus

We have forty million reasons for failure, but not a single excuse. - Rudyard Kipling

You touch some of the reasons for my going, not for my staying away. - Charles Dickens

Think like a wise man but communicate in the language of the people. - William Butler Yeats

I would rather trust a woman's instinct than a man's reason. - Stanley Baldwin

Silence is the language of God; it is also the language of the heart. - Sivananda

A great many people think that polysyllables are a sign of intelligence. - Barbara Walters

People don't buy for logical reasons. They buy for emotional reasons. - Zig Ziglar

The belly is the reason why man does not so readily take himself for a god. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

The only reason for time is so that everything doesn’t happen at once. - Albert Einstein

The greatest thing in life is to die young - but delay it as long as possible. - George Bernard Shaw

The most beautiful words in the English language are "cheque enclosed". - Dorothy Parker

The supreme function of reason is to show man that some things are beyond reason. - Blaise Pascal

Forget all the reasons it won't work and believe the one reason that it will. - Unknown

I personally think we developed language because of our deep inner need to complain. - Jane Wagner

Only those things are beautiful which are inspired by madness and written by reason. - Andre Gide

The reason I'm running for President is because I can't be Bruce Springsteen. - Barack Obama

There is always some madness in love. But there is also always some reason in madness. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

We really have everything in common with America nowadays except, of course, language. - Oscar Wilde

Contradiction is not a sign of falsity, nor the lack of contradiction a sign of truth. - Blaise Pascal

Delay, says Dr. Manner, is a luxury which people with right-now cancers cannot afford. - Paul Harvey

The only reason some people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory. - Paul Fix

The reason they call it the American Dream is because you have to be asleep to believe it. - George Carlin

I used to think that one of the great signs of security was the ability to just walk away. - Jack Nicholson

If a cluttered desk is a sign of a cluttered mind, of what, then, is an empty desk a sign? - Albert Einstein

The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is that they have a common enemy. - Sam Levenson

There is no reason why the same man should like the same book at eighteen and at forty-eight. - Ezra Pound

A man does not attain the status of Galileo merely because he is persecuted; he must also be right. - Stephen Jay Gould

Music is the language of the spirit. It opens the secret of life bringing peace, abolishing strife. - Kahlil Gibran

The only reason I'm in Hollywood is that I don't have the moral courage to refuse the money. - Marlon Brando

To give truth to him who does not love the truth is to only give more reasons for misinterpretation. - George Macdonald

The only reason they say 'Women and children first' is to test the strength of the lifeboats. - Jean Kerr

In a story you had to find a reason, but real life gets on very well without even Freudian motivations. - Anthony Burgess

Life must be lived and curiosity kept alive. One must never, for whatever reason, turn his back on life. - Eleanor Roosevelt

I prefer the company of peasants because they have not been educated sufficiently to reason incorrectly. - Michel de Montaigne

The names of colors are at the edge, between where language fails and where it's at its most powerful. - A.S. Byatt

The true man wants two things: danger and play. For that reason he wants woman, as the most dangerous plaything. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Pain is a sign that we are alive. Problems are a sign that we are strong. Prayer is a sign that we are not alone. - Unknown

Life is one big road with lots of signs. So when you're riding through the ruts, don't complicate your mind. - Bob Marley

The chief reason for going to school is to get the impression fixed for life that there is a book side for everything. - Robert Frost

The reason gas prices are so high is because the oil is in Texas and Oklahoma and all the dipsticks are in Washington. - Yakov Smirnoff

The best reason for a knitter to marry is that you can't teach the cat to be impressed when you finish a lace scarf. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

Don't be afraid of being scared. To be afraid is a sign of common sense. Only complete idiots are not afraid of anything. - Carlos Ruiz Zafon

Part of the reason that men seem so much less loving than women is that men's behavior is measured with a feminine ruler. - Francesca M. Cancian

We are fashioned by God to be thinking and emotional creatures. The emotions should follow reason, and not the other way around. - Ravi Zacharias

If you talk to a man in a language he understands, that goes to his head. If you talk to him in his language, that goes to his heart. - Nelson Mandela

Abundance and vigor of automatic movements are desirable, and even a considerable degree of restlessness is a good sign in young children. - G Stanley Hall

I do not have a psychiatrist and I do not want one, for the simple reason that if he listened to me long enough, he might become disturbed. - James Thurber

If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff? - George Carlin

Reporters thrive on the world's misfortune. For this reason they often take an indecent pleasure in events that dismay the rest of humanity. - Russell Baker

Be yourself no matter what other people think. God made you the way you are for a reason. Besides, an original is always worth more than a copy! - Unknown

I just want you to know that you're very special… and the only reason I'm telling you is that I don't know if anyone else ever has. - Stephen Chbosky


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