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Faith is not bereft of reason. - Ravi Zacharias

The only victory over love is flight. - Napoleon Bonaparte

A riot is the language of the unheard. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

What Reason weaves, by Passion is undone. - Alexander Pope

The heart has reasons that reason cannot know. - Blaise Pascal

To me, chocolate was the sole reason we on this earth. - Esi Edugyan

The heart has its reasons that reason knows nothing of. - Blaise Pascal

The art of communication is the language of leadership. - James Humes

Five exclamation marks, the sure sign of an insane mind. - Terry Pratchett

We must interpret a bad temper as a sign of inferiority. - Alfred Adler

An explanation of cause is not a justification by reason. - C S Lewis

Anger is never without reason, but seldom with a good one. - Benjamin Franklin

Reality can be lost when reason and language have been violated. - Ravi Zacharias

You touch some of the reasons for my going, not for my staying away. - Charles Dickens

Think like a wise man but communicate in the language of the people. - William Butler Yeats

Being rich is better than being poor, if only for financial reasons. - Woody Allen

When a man brings his wife flowers for no reason, there's a reason. - Molly McGee

What is called a reason for living is also an excellent reason for dying. - Albert Camus

The sign said "eight items or less." So I changed my name to Les. - Steven Wright

The only reason for time is so that everything doesn’t happen at once. - Albert Einstein

Observation, Reason, Human Understanding, Courage; these make the physician. - Martin H. Fischer

It is necessary to let things go; simply for the reason that they are heavy. - C JoyBell

Faith consists in believing when it is beyond the power of reason to believe. - Unknown

It is often a sign of wit not to show it, and not to see that others want it. - Suzanne Necker

Not the cry, but the flight of a wild duck, leads the flock to fly and follow. - Chinese Proverb

The only reason for being a professional writer is that you can't help it. - Leo Rosten

The greatest thing in life is to die young - but delay it as long as possible. - George Bernard Shaw

The reason I talk to myself is that I'm the only one whose answers I accept. - George Carlin

No one has a finer command of language than the person who keeps his mouth shut. - Sam Rayburn

Three problems we have: lack of boundaries, insufficient language, incompletions. - Thomas Leonard

One reason I don't drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time. - Nancy Astor

Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation. The other eight are unimportant. - George Burns

For every good reason there is to lie, there is a better reason to tell the truth. - Bo Bennett

We really have everything in common with America nowadays except, of course, language. - Oscar Wilde

Contradiction is not a sign of falsity, nor the lack of contradiction a sign of truth. - Blaise Pascal

Delay, says Dr. Manner, is a luxury which people with right-now cancers cannot afford. - Paul Harvey

"I can’t" isn't a reason to give up, it's a reason to try hard. - Unknown

Everybody laughs the same in every language because laughter is a universal connection. - Yakov Smirnoff

The first sign of maturity is the discovery that the volume knob also turns to the left. - Jerry M Wright

The reason they call it the American Dream is because you have to be asleep to believe it. - George Carlin

Tears shed for another person are not a sign of weakness. They are a sign of a pure heart. - Jose N Harris

People are put into your life for reasons, for different reasons, and to teach you lessons. - Selena Gomez

Language is our meeting place, the sea we live in... it is the common ground of our humanity. - Toby Wolfe

There is no reason why the same man should like the same book at eighteen and at forty-eight. - Ezra Pound

I'm from Texas, and one of the reasons I like Texas is because there's no one in control. - Willie Nelson

The sign of intelligent people is their ability to control emotions by the application of reason. - Marya Mannes

German is the most extravagantly ugly language - it sounds like someone using a sick bag on a 747. - Willy Rushton

If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank. - Woody Allen

The word 'hackathon' was born out of 'marathon' for a reason. It's exhausting. - Neil Blumenthal

Middle age is when a guy keeps turning off the lights for economical rather than romantic reasons. - Lillian Carter

Medicine, the only profession that labours incessantly to destroy the reason for its own existence. - James Bryce

A man does not attain the status of Galileo merely because he is persecuted; he must also be right. - Stephen Jay Gould

The only reason they say 'Women and children first' is to test the strength of the lifeboats. - Jean Kerr

Although he tortures the English language, he has not yet succeeded in forcing it to reveal its meaning. - J B Morton

The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public. - Phyllis Diller

A path full of potholes must be traveled slowly, but there's no reason you can't finish the journey. - Faydra D. Fields

The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us. - Bill Watterson

Pain is a sign that we are alive. Problems are a sign that we are strong. Prayer is a sign that we are not alone. - Unknown

Language, identity, place, home: these are all of a piece - just different elements of belonging and not-belonging. - Jhumpa Lahiri

Life is one big road with lots of signs. So when you're riding through the ruts, don't complicate your mind. - Bob Marley

One of the reasons people hate politics is that truth is rarely a politician's objective. Election and power are. - Cal Thomas

The chief reason for going to school is to get the impression fixed for life that there is a book side for everything. - Robert Frost

All human actions have one or more of these seven causes: chance, nature, compulsions, habit, reason, passion and desire. - Aristotle

Morals are an acquirement - like music, like a foreign language, like piety, poker, paralysis - no man is born with them. - Mark Twain

Music expresses feeling and thought, without language; it was below and before speech, and it is above and beyond all words. - Robert G Ingersoll

Part of the reason that men seem so much less loving than women is that men's behavior is measured with a feminine ruler. - Francesca M. Cancian

A child can teach an adult three things: to be happy for no reason; to always be curious; and to fight tirelessly for something. - Paulo Coelho

One of the signs of passing youth is the birth of a sense of fellowship with other human beings as we take our place among them. - Virginia Woolf

The symbolic language of the crucifixion is the death of the old paradigm; resurrection is a leap into a whole new way of thinking. - Deepak Chopra

I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and intellect has intended us to forgo their use. - Galileo Galilei


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