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Racism Explained

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Racism Explained thanks to Leroy Gracian

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Chicken: An egg factory - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Whisker: A chef who beats eggs - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Civilized humanical relationships - Archie Bunker

Himalaya: A rooster that lays an egg - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon

Helicopter: An egg beater with ambition - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Life is a relationship between molecules. - Linus Pauling

One good egg in a barrel of rotten apples. - Archie Bunker

Compromises are for relationships, not wine. - Robert S Caywood

You can't hatch chickens from fried eggs. - German Proverb

The power of forgiveness transcends personal relationships. - Eric Metaxas

Put all your eggs in one basket, and then watch that basket. - Mark Twain

He's better at smelling rotten eggs than at laying good ones. - Unknown

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

It was so windy that one of our chickens laid the same egg four times. - Unknown

My idea of baking is buying a ready-make cake mix and throwing in an egg. - Cilla Black

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

People who have good relationships at home are more effective in the marketplace. - Zig Ziglar

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

Hens do cackle loudest when there's nothing vital in the eggs they've laid. - Ambrose Bierce

Content builds relationships. Relationships are built on trust. Trust drives revenue. - Andrew Davis

An almost perfect relationship with his father was the earthly root of all his wisdom. - C S Lewis

Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

Being kissed by a man who doesn't wax his moustache is like eating an egg without salt. - Rudyard Kipling

Whether you wind up with a nest egg or a goose egg depends on the kind of chick you married. - Unknown

The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one. - Joan Baez

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

My brother thinks he's a chicken.
We don't talk him out of it because we need the eggs. - Groucho Marx

The chicken probably came before the egg because it is hard to imagine God wanting to sit on an egg. - Unknown

The Honourable Lady was once an egg and people on both sides of this House greatly regret its fertilisation. - Nicholas Fairbairn

The policemen or soldiers are only a gun in the establishments hand. They make the racist secure in his racism. - Huey Newton

People judge you by your actions, not your intentions. You may have a heart of gold, but so has a hard-boiled egg. - Unknown

A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it all you want, but it won't go anywhere. - Jay Shetty

The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown

While some pain is probably inevitable in all relationships, successful couples are usually the ones who are able to forgive. - Ilona Boniwell

I'm not sure which is harder on a relationship: sharing a dresser for three years, or sharing an iPhone charger for one day. - Unknown

The difference between involvement and commitment is like an eggs and ham breakfast: the chicken was involved, the pig was committed. - Unknown

I used to live an isolated existence, even in relationships, but now my family knows me for who I really am. Mostly, that's a good thing. - Tim Allen


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