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Quarantine Garden

Now my wife is taking up gardening

Quarantine Garden thanks to Glenn Hafey

Quarantine Garden thanks to Glenn Hafey

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Recede: Plant the garden again - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Humanity is just a virus with shoes. - Bill Hicks

Romance is the icing, the love is the cake. - Unknown

To plant a garden is to believe in tomorrow. - Audrey Hepburn

Treasure your relationships, not your possessions. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

Every time somebody gets the Ebola virus, it mutates. - Glenn Beck

No man should plant more garden than his wife can hoe. - Old Saying

Love is a fair garden, and marriage a field of nettles. - Finnish Proverb

The great myth of our times is that technology is communication. - Libby Larsen

The best place to seek God is in a garden. You can dig for him there. - George Bernard Shaw

The 3 fastest means of communication: Twitter; Telephone; Tell a woman. - Unknown

Find someone who will change your life, not just your relationship status. - Abdul'Rauf Hashmi

Sometimes the best communication happens when you're on separate bikes. - Unknown

I love romance. I'm a sucker for it. I love it so much. It's pathetic. - Drew Barrymore

Ignorance is a virus. Once it starts spreading, it can only be cured by reason. - Neil Tyson

The most important thing in communication is to hear what isn't being said. - Peter Drucker

The result of bad communication is a disconnection between strategy and execution. - Chuck Martin

Content builds relationships. Relationships are built on trust. Trust drives revenue. - Andrew Davis

The single biggest threat to man's continued dominance on the planet is the virus. - Joshua Lederberg

We learn the most from imperfect relationships - things like forgiveness and compassion. - Andrea Thompson

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

I don't want a flu jab. I like getting flu. It gives me something else to complain about. - David Letterman

Somehow a bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever. - Helen Rowland

A true relationship is when you can tell each other anything and everything. No secrets, no lies. - Unknown

Fence: 1. The difference between one yard and two yards; 2. Runs around the garden without moving. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump

Romance is thinking about your significant other, when you are supposed to be thinking about something else. - Nicholas Sparks

Xylophone: Revolutionary communication device that turns the sounds of the voice into a mellow, musical chime - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it all you want, but it won't go anywhere. - Jay Shetty

Valentine's Day: Rubbing singles' noses in their lack of a mate and the noses of couples in their lack of time. - Emma McLaughlin

There is a direct relationship between a person's grasp and experience of God's grace and his or her heart for justice. - Unknown

Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown

The Internet is the most important single development in the history of human communication since the invention of call waiting. - Dave Barry

Vacation Time: That period when the flowers in the home garden are at their best and only the neighbours are around to enjoy them - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Like a human being, a company has to have an internal communication mechanism, a 'nervous system', to coordinate its actions. - Bill Gates

Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk. Design your character like the sky where everyone's desire is to reach. - Unknown

We went down into the silent garden. Dawn is the time when nothing breathes, the hour of silence. Everything is transfixed, only the light moves. - Leonora Carrington

More people watch television and get their information that way than read books. I find new technology and new ways of communication very exciting. - Stephen Covey

This 'telephone' has too many shortcomings to be seriously considered as a means of communication. The device is inherently of no value to us. - Unknown


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