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Quarantine Garden

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Quarantine Garden thanks to Glenn Hafey

Quarantine Garden thanks to Glenn Hafey

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Language is a virus from outer space. - William S Burroughs

A book is like a garden carried in the pocket. - Unknown

Treasure your relationships, not your possessions. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

Every time somebody gets the Ebola virus, it mutates. - Glenn Beck

No man should plant more garden than his wife can hoe. - Old Saying

I'm just one stomach flu away from my goal weight. - The Devil Wears Prada

Love is a fair garden, and marriage a field of nettles. - Finnish Proverb

The art of communication is the language of leadership. - James Humes

Deceiving others. That is what the world calls a romance. - Oscar Wilde

Don't pull up your garden to see if it's growing. - Amish Saying

The power of forgiveness transcends personal relationships. - Eric Metaxas

Extremists think 'communication' means agreeing with them. - Leo Rosten

Most women are afraid of clowns, but somehow end up still dating one. - Unknown

Irony: 1. Being witty at all costs; 2. A vegetarian catching swine flu. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If you look the right way, you can see that the whole world is a garden. - Frances H Burnett

Quarantine: When a youth locks himself in his bedroom for months at a time - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

Knowledge is like a garden: if it is not cultivated, it cannot be harvested. - Unknown

I love romance. I'm a sucker for it. I love it so much. It's pathetic. - Drew Barrymore

When my wife asked me to start a garden the first thing I dug up was an excuse. - Henny Youngman

The result of bad communication is a disconnection between strategy and execution. - Chuck Martin

The single biggest threat to man's continued dominance on the planet is the virus. - Joshua Lederberg

Equine Influenza: A viral respiratory disease which causes flu-like symptoms in horses - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Cabbage: A familiar kitchen-garden vegetable about as large and wise as a man's head. - Ambrose Bierce

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

I don't want a flu jab. I like getting flu. It gives me something else to complain about. - David Letterman

Keep love in your heart. A life without it is like a sunless garden when the flowers are dead. - Oscar Wilde

Going without food or water will kill the body, but the lack of relationship will kill the minds and spirit. - David Jeremiah

Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown

Pigeons are gentle and smart and have complex social relationships. Their hearing and vision are both excellent. - Ingrid Newkirk

I value my garden more for being full of blackbirds than of cherries, and very frankly give them fruit for their songs. - Joseph Addison

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

Twenty years of romance make a woman look like a ruin, but twenty years of marriage make her something like a public building. - Oscar Wilde

Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown

Vacation Time: That period when the flowers in the home garden are at their best and only the neighbours are around to enjoy them - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I not only knew Houdini, but we had a very lovely relationship. I really though we had something going, and then the son of a gun disappeared. - Betty White

More people watch television and get their information that way than read books. I find new technology and new ways of communication very exciting. - Stephen Covey

Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere. - Groucho Marx

Forgiveness is the best form of love in any relationship. It takes a strong person to say they're sorry, and an even stronger person to forgive. - Yolanda Hadid

This 'telephone' has too many shortcomings to be seriously considered as a means of communication. The device is inherently of no value to us. - Unknown


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