Python Toads
Cane toads hitching a ride on the back of a 3.5m python
Raising cane in Kununurra, Australia
QuotaBillsI'm toad-ally a rock star. - Sonali Gupta
Even snakes are afraid of snakes. - Steven Wright
How to turn your ex-boyfriend into a toad. - Athena Starwoman
Use your enemy's hand to catch a snake. - Persian Proverb
Broom parking only; all others will be toad. - Unknown
A cat bitten once by a snake dreads even rope. - Arab Proverb
A toad does not run in the daytime for nothing. - Chinua Achebe
He was so good he would pour rose water on a toad. - Douglas Jerrold
It's hotter than a snake's ass in a wagon rut. - Robin Williams
Apparently you're not allowed to lick a toad's back. - Karl Pilkington
The wheelchair symbolizes disability in a way a cane does not. - Annette Funicello
If Adam and Eve were alive today, they would probably sue the snake. - Bern Williams
When the snake is in the house, one need not discuss the matter at length. - African Saying
If you see a snake, just kill it - don't appoint a committee on snakes. - H. Ross Perot
I like to keep a bottle of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy. - WC Fields
Marriage is like putting your hand into a bag of snakes in the hope of pulling out an eel. - Leonardo da Vinci
That's what Abel was saying when he got it in the back from his own brother with a cane. - Archie Bunker
Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite and furthermore always carry a small snake. - WC Fields
If God had wanted us to be concerned for the plight of the toads, he would have made them cute and furry. - Dave Barry
Isn't it a very curious thing that St. Patrick drove the snakes out of Ireland an' the English brought in the fleas. - Frank McCourt
Edible: Good to eat, and wholesome to digest, as a worm to a toad, a toad to a snake, a snake to a pig, a pig to a man, and a man to a worm. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com