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Python Toads

Cane toads hitching a ride on the back of a 3.5m python

Python Toads thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Raising cane in Kununurra, Australia

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I'm toad-ally a rock star. - Sonali Gupta

Even snakes are afraid of snakes. - Steven Wright

How to turn your ex-boyfriend into a toad. - Athena Starwoman

Use your enemy's hand to catch a snake. - Persian Proverb

Broom parking only; all others will be toad. - Unknown

A cat bitten once by a snake dreads even rope. - Arab Proverb

A toad does not run in the daytime for nothing. - Chinua Achebe

He was so good he would pour rose water on a toad. - Douglas Jerrold

It's hotter than a snake's ass in a wagon rut. - Robin Williams

Everyone has feelings, except for snakes and principals. - Donna Maria G

Apparently you're not allowed to lick a toad's back. - Karl Pilkington

The wheelchair symbolizes disability in a way a cane does not. - Annette Funicello

If Adam and Eve were alive today, they would probably sue the snake. - Bern Williams

When the snake is in the house, one need not discuss the matter at length. - African Saying

If you see a snake, just kill it - don't appoint a committee on snakes. - H. Ross Perot

I like to keep a bottle of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy. - WC Fields

Marriage is like putting your hand into a bag of snakes in the hope of pulling out an eel. - Leonardo da Vinci

That's what Abel was saying when he got it in the back from his own brother with a cane. - Archie Bunker

Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite and furthermore always carry a small snake. - WC Fields

If God had wanted us to be concerned for the plight of the toads, he would have made them cute and furry. - Dave Barry

Isn't it a very curious thing that St. Patrick drove the snakes out of Ireland an' the English brought in the fleas. - Frank McCourt

Edible: Good to eat, and wholesome to digest, as a worm to a toad, a toad to a snake, a snake to a pig, a pig to a man, and a man to a worm. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com


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