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Prayer for 2020

Inspiration for the New Year

Prayer for 2020 thanks to Tim Smith

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Courage, dear heart. - C S Lewis

Faith is under the left nipple. - Martin Luther

The ungovernable passion for wealth. - Ovid

Lassitude: A heroic dog with attitude - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Attitude determines the altitude of life. - Edwin L Cole

Faith held solely is the beginning of action. - Unknown

Courage is the power to let go of the familiar. - Raymond Lindquist

Don't give up on your dreams - keep sleeping. - Unknown

Life involves passions, faiths, doubts, and courage. - Josiah Royce

Often a lack of energy is considered to be patience. - Kin Hubbard

My desire is to be a forgiving, non-judgmental person. - Janine Turner

A work of art which did not begin in emotion is not art. - Paul Cezanne

A man is not old until his regrets take the place of dreams. - Yiddish proverb

Desire nothing for yourself, which you do not desire for others. - Spinoza

Where hope would otherwise become hopelessness, it becomes faith. - Robert Brault

All our dreams can come true - if we have the courage to pursue them. - Walt Disney

Without faith, a man can do nothing; with it, all things are possible. - William Osler

Dreams say what they mean, but they don't say it in daytime language. - Gail Godwin

A great deal of talent is lost to the world for want of a little courage. - Sydney Smith

Without passion you don't have energy, without energy you have nothing. - Donald Trump

Hold on to a ray of hope, and a promise of future... and follow your dreams. - Unknown

The starting point for all achievement is desire. Keep this constantly in mind. - Napoleon Hill

Any faith that must be supported by the evidence of the senses is not real faith. - A.W. Tozer

The only courage that matters is the kind that gets you from one moment to the next. - Mignon McLaughlin

Success is not final, failure is not fatal, it is the courage to continue that counts. - Winston Churchill

We are as much as we see. Faith is sight and knowledge. The hands only serve the eyes. - Henry David Thoreau

The secret of success is to go from mistake to mistake without losing your enthusiasm. - Unknown

Faith handles the ultimate incongruities of life, humor handles the more immediate ones. - William S Coffin

The closest a person ever comes to perfection is when he fills out a job application form. - Stanley Randall

It is not the strength of your faith but the object of your faith that actually saves you. - Timothy Keller

Happiness doesn't depend on any external conditions, it is governed by our mental attitude. - Dale Carnegie

Life on a farm is a school of patience. You can't hurry the crops or make an ox in two days. - Haneri Liogier

I think of inspiration as desire infused with spirit and topped with an almost reckless optimism. - Fred White

There is real magic in enthusiasm. It spells the difference between mediocrity and accomplishment. - Norman Vincent Peale

The foundation stones for a balanced success are honesty, character, integrity, faith, love and loyalty. - Zig Ziglar

Whatever we plant in our subconscious mind and nourish with repetition and emotion will one day become a reality. - Earl Nightingale

Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love, but no friendship. - Oscar Wilde

At the age of six I wanted to be a cook. At seven I wanted to be Napoleon. And my ambition has been growing steadily ever since. - Salvador Dali

Perseverance: outlasting the most rash, pessimistic, cowardly naysayers; those first in line to deny us the dreams never tried. Ourselves. - R.S. Guthrie

The only faith that wears well and holds its color in all weathers is that which is woven of conviction and set with the sharp mordant of experience. - James R Lowell


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