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Prayer for 2020

Inspiration for the New Year

Prayer for 2020 thanks to Tim Smith

If you desire faith then you have faith enough. - Robert Browning

Ambition is destruction, only competence matters. - Jill Robinson

The lower the Lattitude, the better the Attitude. - Unknown

Man discovers truth by reason only, not by faith. - Tolstoy

My reason nourishes my faith and my faith my reason. - Norman Cousins

With enough courage you can do without a reputation. - Margaret Mitchell

It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live. - J K Rowling

The two most powerful warriors are patience and time. - Leo Tolstoy

If you desire praise or esteem, endeavor to merit it. - Norman MacDonald

What is passion? It is surely the becoming of a person. - John Boorman

If you can't change your fate, change your attitude. - Amy Tan

What is faith unless it is to believe what you do not see? - St. Augustine

The ideal attitude is to be physically loose and mentally tight. - Arthur Ashe

Sometimes true courage in life is just being a decent human being. - Unknown

I like the dreams of the future better than the history of the past. - Thomas Jefferson

All our dreams can come true - if we have the courage to pursue them. - Walt Disney

Faith and knowledge lean largely upon each other in the practice of medicine. - Peter Mere Latham

Civilization is a method of living, an attitude of equal respect for all men. - Jane Addams

Faith is taking the first step even when you don't see the whole staircase. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance. - Franklin P. Adams

Nobody was ever meant,
To remember or invent,
What he did with every cent. - Robert Frost

Enthusiasm is the genius of sincerity and truth accomplishes no victories without it. - Edward G. Bulwer-Lytton

It's faith in something and enthusiasm for something that makes life worth living. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Don't let your dreams rust! Listen to your youthful bells ringing loud inside of you. - Bernard Kelvin Clive

It is difficult to inspire others to accomplish what you haven't been willing to try. - Unknown

The reactionary is always willing to take a progressive attitude on any issue that is dead. - Theodore Roosevelt

Take, if you must, this little bag of dreams. Unloose the cord, and they will wrap you round. - William Butler Yeats

There is much in the world to make us afraid. There is much more in our faith to make us unafraid. - Frederick W. Cropp

Admiration is a very short-lived passion, that immediately decays upon growing familiar with its object. - Joseph Addison

The role of the teacher is to create the conditions for invention rather than provide ready-made knowledge. - Seymour Papert

Everything happens for a reason, you only need to keep on editing your attitude and gratitude so as to sail through. - Unknown

Never give up on what you really want to do. The person with big dreams is more powerful than one with all the facts. - Albert Einstein

If we don't redouble our efforts to increase incentives for invention, this country's going to lose its edge. - Dean Kamen

It is the passion that is in a kiss that gives to it its sweetness; it is the affection in a kiss that sanctifies it. - Christian Nestell Bovee

I've never sought success in order to get fame and money; it's the talent and the passion that count in success. - Ingrid Bergman

Desire is the key to motivation. It is the key to develop a healthy personality and a positive attitude towards oneself and others. - Amit Abraham

Always be yourself, express yourself, have faith in yourself. Do not go out and look for a successful personality and duplicate it. - Bruce Lee

It is easier to lead men to combat, stirring up their passion, than to restrain them and direct them toward the patient labors of peace. - Andre Gide

Why should we honour those that die upon the field of battle? A man may show as reckless a courage in entering into the abyss of himself. - William Butler Yeats

A positive attitude causes a chain reaction of positive thoughts, events and outcomes. It is a catalyst and it sparks extraordinary results. - Wade Boggs


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