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Prayer for 2020

Inspiration for the New Year

Prayer for 2020 thanks to Tim Smith

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Patience is a conquering virtue. - Geoffrey Chaucer

To lose patience is to lose the battle. - Mahatma Gandhi

Ambition is the last refuge of the failure. - Oscar Wilde

In a democracy, dissent is an act of faith. - J. William Fulbright

Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm. - Steven Wright

Man discovers truth by reason only, not by faith. - Tolstoy

Find your voice and inspire others to find theirs. - Stephen Covey

My reason nourishes my faith and my faith my reason. - Norman Cousins

Only our individual faith in freedom can keep us free. - Dwight D Eisenhower

What is passion? It is surely the becoming of a person. - John Boorman

Patience is the only way you can endure the gray periods. - Teri Hatcher

Creativity requires the courage to let go of certainties. - Erich Fromm

Fortune knocks but once, but misfortune has much more patience. - Lawrence J. Peter

To be happy in the home is the ultimate result of all ambition. - Samuel Johnson

After a rich man gets rich, his next ambition is to get richer. - American Proverb

You can change your beliefs so they empower your dreams and desires. - Marcia Wieder

Our waking hours form the text of our lives, our dreams, the commentary. - Unknown

Faith is the substance of things hoped for, the evidence of things not seen. - Hebrews 11:1

Success is never final, failure is never fatal. It's courage that counts. - John Wooden

In art, the hand can never execute anything higher than the heart can inspire. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The way of the dreamer is difficult - but anything less is hardly living at all! - Bruce Wilkinson

Reason is our soul's left hand, faith her right. By these we reach divinity. - John Donne

One often goes from love to ambition, but one rarely returns from ambition to love. - Duc de La Rochefoucauld

If you want to make your dreams come true, the first thing you have to do is wake up. - J.M. Power

Happy are those who dream dreams and are ready to pay the price to make them come true. - Leon J. Suenes

Observe good faith and justice toward all nations. Cultivate peace and harmony with all. - George Washington

All you need is the plan, the road map, and the courage to press on to your destination. - Earl Nightingale

Without the will, marriage is a mockery; without the emotion, it is a drudgery. You need both. - Ravi Zacharias

Sometimes you cannot worship from your strength but you must choose to worship from your faith. - Unknown

You may not be able to change a situation, but with humor you can change your attitude about it. - Allen Klein

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration and inspiration. - Evan Esar

The majesty of faith is that it teaches us to see what exists, not merely what catches our attention. - Jonathan Sacks

Love is as much a question of the will as it is of the emotion. And if you will to love somebody, you can. - Ramesh Zacharias

Man alone has the power to transform his thoughts into physical reality; man, alone, can dream and make his dreams come true. - Napoleon Hill

Face your deficiencies and acknowledge them; but do not let them master you. Let them teach you patience, sweetness, insight. - Helen Keller

A dreamer is one who can only find his way by moonlight, and his punishment is that he sees the dawn before the rest of the world. - Oscar Wilde

Focus on the core problem your business solves and put out lots of content and enthusiasm, and ideas about how to solve that problem. - Laura Fitton

I believe there's an Almighty, and I believe the Almighty's great gift to each man and woman in this world is the desire to be free. - George W Bush

Have great hopes and dare to go all out for them. Have great dreams and dare to live them. Have tremendous expectations and believe in them. - Norman Vincent Peale

What brought me into the TV business is what keeps me here and happy. You can learn something new every day if you have a really positive attitude. - Katie Couric


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