QuotaBillsLet's make hay while it lasts. - James Lovelock
Happiness is a habit - cultivate it. - Elbert Hubbard
Cursing the weather is never good farming. - English Proverb
My parents put a live teddy bear in my crib. - Woody Allen
I take my vacation on the combine and tractor. - Jon Tester
Life is simpler when you plow around the stump. - Unknown
He who has a why to live can bear almost any how. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche
I'd rather write about polar bears than people. - Mary Oliver
He who cannot bear misfortune is truly unfortunate. - Greek Proverb
Things that were hard to bear are sweet to remember. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca
I bear no grudges. I have a mind that retains nothing. - Bette Midler
I had rather be on my farm than be emperor of the world. - George Washington
Farm: What a city man dreams of at 5 P.M., never at 5 A.M. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The misfortunes hardest to bear are those which never come. - Amy Lowell
Unless you bear with the faults of others, you betray your own. - Pubilius Syrus
Character is the root of the tree; conduct, the fruit it bears. - E.M. Bounds
It is often hard to bear the tears that we ourselves have caused. - Marcel Proust
Nature Lover: A person who, when treed by a bear, enjoys the view - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Farmers: Men successful only if they sell their farms to golf clubs - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Traveling through hyperspace ain't like dusting crops, farm boy. - Han Solo
Those who hammer their guns into plows will plow for those who do not. - Thomas Jefferson
Work and pray, live on hay, you'll get pie in the sky when you die. - Joe Hill
The farmer allows walkers across the field for free, but the bull charges. - Unknown
A good farmer is nothing more nor less than a handyman with a sense of humus. - E.B. White
The thinner the ice, the more anxious is everyone to see whether it will bear. - Josh Billins
Bulls and bears aren't responsible for as many stock losses as bum steers. - Olin Miller
It's not the bulls or the bears you need to avoid, it's the bum steers. - Chuck Hillis
I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career. - Gloria Steinem
I used to practice my speeches on my tractor while I plowed my daddy's field. - Jim Hunt
To bear other people's afflictions, everyone has courage and enough to spare. - Benjamin Franklin
We need more young people involved in farming because the future needs real food. - Helena Sylvester
To be blind is not miserable; not to be able to bear blindness, that is miserable. - John Milton
Anytime you suffer a setback or disappointment, put your head down and plow ahead. - Les Brown
Farmers don't just work til the sun goes down; they work til the job gets done. - Unknown
What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except for bears. Bears will kill you. - Unknown
That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring. - Jeff Foxworthy
A bear can juggle and stand on a ball and he's talented, but he's not famous. - Kim Kardashian
Observe good faith and justice toward all nations. Cultivate peace and harmony with all. - George Washington
Let us never forget that the cultivation of the earth is the most important labor of man. - Daniel Webster
Genetic Engineering: A recent attempt to formalize what farmers have been doing all along. - Unknown
In times of great stress or adversity, plow your anger and your energy into something positive. - Lee Iacocca
Willingness to be puzzled is a valuable trait to cultivate, from childhood to advanced inquiry. - Noam Chomsky
Life on a farm is a school of patience. You can't hurry the crops or make an ox in two days. - Haneri Liogier
Mental pain is less dramatic than physical pain, but it is more common and also more hard to bear. - C S Lewis
The ideal man bears the accidents of life with dignity and grace, making the best of circumstances. - Aristotle
Let us be of good cheer, remembering that the misfortunes hardest to bear are those that never happen. - James Russel Lowell
If the rain spoils our picnic, but saves a farmer's crop, who are we to say it shouldn't rain? - Tom Barrett
There are only three things that can kill a farmer: lightning, rolling over in a tractor, and old age. - Bill Bryson
Farming looks mighty easy when your plow is a pencil and you're a thousand miles from the corn field. - Dwight D Eisenhower
My favorite animal is a polar bear. They're going extinct, and I really don't want that to happen. - Quvenzhane Wallis
Our life's a stage, a comedy: either learn to play and take it lightly, or bear its troubles patiently. - Palladas
The larger office, the corner space, the extra window are the teddy bears and tricycles of adult office life. - Willard Gaylin
I'm a farm boy. If we need five people to haul in hay, we don't take one and just work them to death. - Lincoln Davis
I spend hours mowing the lawn in absolutely straight lines on my tractor. If it's not right, I do it again. - Britt Ekland
Bruce Lee's fast pace, Jet Li's pretty style and Jet Li's acrobatics combine with Muay Thai for my own style. - Tony Jaa
Tension: 1. The price you pay for being a race horse instead of a plow horse; 2. What the sergeant shouts to his soldiers. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
He who learns the rules of wisdom without conforming to them in his life is like a man who plows in his field but does not sow. - Saadi
When bad men combine, the good must associate; else they will fall one by one, an unpitied sacrifice in a contemptible struggle. - Edmund Burke
Once in your life you need a doctor, a lawyer, a policeman, and a preacher... but every day, three times a day, you need a farmer. - Brenda Schaepp
Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first. - Ronald Reagan
It's life, isn't it? You plow ahead and make a hit. And you plow on and someone passes you. Then someone passes them. Time levels. - Katharine Hepburn
Join voices, all ye living souls: ye birds,
That singing up to heaven-gate ascend,
Bear on your wings and in your notes his praise. - John Milton
Music embodies feeling without forcing it to contend and combine with thought, as it is forced in most arts and especially in the art of words. - Franz Liszt
I adore art. When I am alone with my notes, my heart pounds and the tears stream from my eyes, and my emotion and my joys are too much to bear. - Guiseppe Verdi
Being a dad isn't just about eating a huge bag of gummy bears as your wife gives birth. It means being comfortable with the word 'hero.' - Ryan Reynolds