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Post-Apocalyptical Section thanks to Keith Blake

Post-Apocalyptical Section thanks to Keith Blake

Postapocalyptic: existing or occurring after a catastrophically destructive disaster or apocalypse in a postapocalyptic world where nature has become just as violent as humanity

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Book Of Ecclesiasticles - Archie Bunker

Easy reading is damn hard writing. - Nathaniel Hawthorne

Wear the old coat and buy the new book. - Austin Phelps

The covers of this book are too far apart. - Ambrose Bierce

I was with book, as a woman is with child. - C S Lewis

Every person is a book, each year a chapter. - Mark Twain

A book is a gift you can open again and again. - Garrison Keillor

Life's like a novel with the end ripped out. - Rascal Flatts

I lived in books more than I lived anywhere else. - Neil Gaiman

Anybody who doesn't like this book is healthy. - Groucho Marx

Honesty if the first chapter in the book of wisdom. - Thomas Jefferson

Reading is to the mind what exercise is to the body. - Joseph Addison

No wonder the teacher knows so much - she has the book. - Edgar W Howe

In every first novel the hero is the author as Christ or Faust. - Oscar Wilde

Leadership, like swimming, cannot be learned by reading about it. - Henry Mintzberg

A good laugh and a long sleep are the best cures in the Doctor's book. - Irish Proverb

Reading maketh a full man, conference a ready man, and writing an exact man. - Francis Bacon

Nothing encourages creativity like the chance to fall flat on one's face. - James D Finley

There's far more truth in the Book of Genesis than in the quantum theory. - Malcolm Muggeridge

The worst thing about new books is that they keep us from reading the old ones. - John Wooden

When I get a little money, I buy books. If any is left, I buy food and clothes. - Erasmus

There's no better book with which to defend the Bible than the Bible itself. - Dwight L. Moody

When I was younger I used to lock myself in the bathroom and read in the dry tub. - Karen Russell

Make it simple. Make it memorable. Make it inviting to look at. Make it fun to read. - Leo Burnett

I wonder why you can always read a Doctor's bill but you can never read his prescription. - Finley Peter Dunne

An author in his book must be like God in the universe: present everywhere and visible nowhere. - Gustave Flaubert

I've written 17 novels, and I've found out that fiction can't keep up with real life. - John Grisham

I do like to read in bed, but because I have two kids I'm often forced to read in the bathroom. - Eoin Colfer

I took a speed reading course and read "War and Peace" in twenty minutes. It involves Russia. - Woody Allen

It is with books as with men: a very small number play a great part, the rest are lost in the multitude. - Voltaire

Parents should leave books lying around marked "forbidden" if they want their children to read. - Doris Lessing

I heard his library burned down and both books were destroyed - and one of them hadn't even been colored in yet. - Robertson Davies

I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library. When I woke up, a blind man was reading my face. - Rodney Dangerfield

When it comes to housework the one thing no book of household management can ever tell you is how to begin. Or maybe I mean why. - Katharine Whitehorn

Life is like a library owned by the author. In it are a few books which he wrote himself, but most of them were written for him. - Harry Emerson Fosdick

The remedy for life's broken pieces is not classes, workshops or books. Don't try to heal the broken pieces. Just forgive. - Iyanla Vanzant

There is not less wit, not less invention, in applying rightly a thought one finds in a book, than in being the first author of that book. - Pierre Boyle

People share, read and generally engage more with any type of content when it's surfaced through friends and people they know and trust. - Malorie Lucich

Books are the quietest and most constant of friends; they are the most accessible and wisest of counselors, and the most patient of teachers. - Charles W. Eliot

Like many other women, I could not understand why every man who changed a diaper has felt impelled, in recent years, to write a book about it. - Barbara Ehrenreich


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