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Post-Apocalyptical Section thanks to Keith Blake

Post-Apocalyptical Section thanks to Keith Blake

Postapocalyptic: existing or occurring after a catastrophically destructive disaster or apocalypse in a postapocalyptic world where nature has become just as violent as humanity

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I read part of it all the way through. - Samuel Goldwyn

Wear the old coat and buy the new book. - Austin Phelps

In the end, we'll all become stories. - Margaret Atwood

Life's like a novel with the end ripped out. - Rascal Flatts

I lived in books more than I lived anywhere else. - Neil Gaiman

A hunch is creativity trying to tell you something. - Frank Capra

Book Ends: The part of a book many girls read first - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I wrote a few children's books... not on purpose. - Steven Wright

I see the poem or the novel ending with an open door. - Michael Ondaatje

History books that contain no lies are extremely dull. - Anatole France

Words are only painted fire; a book is the fire itself. - Mark Twain

That Book, sir, is the Rock on which our Republic rests. - Andrew Jackson

Every novel should have a beginning, a muddle, and an end. - Peter De Vries

Eating and reading are two pleasures that combine admirably. - C S Lewis

If you read someone else's diary, you get what you deserve. - David Sedaris

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. - Markus Herz

Reading gives us someplace to go when we have to stay where we are. - Mason Cooley

The world is a book and those who do not travel read only one page. - St. Augustine

My problem with reading books is that I get distracted. By other books. - Unknown

The best leaders are the most dedicated learners. Read great books daily. - Robin Sharma

It is my ambition to say in ten sentences what others say in a whole book. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

I got something important here to read and sign and I gotta consecrate on that. - Archie Bunker

I might love my e-reader, but I'd never pass up the chance to browse real books. - Nichole Chase

You get an education when you read the small print. You get a shock when you don't. - Buck Tracy

If you're going to write a book on how to raise children, do it before you have them. - Bob McLaren

Sometimes when reading Goethe I have the paralyzing suspicion that he is trying to be funny. - Guy Davenport

The more that you read, the more things you will know. The more you learn, the more places you'll go. - Dr. Seuss

If there's a book you really want to read, but it hasn't been written yet, then you must write it. - Toni Morrison

You learn how to be book smart in school, but you better not forget that you also need to be street smart. - Harvey Mackay

Let the young know they will never find a more interesting, more instructive book than the patient himself. - Giorgio Baglivi

There's nothing to match curling up with a good book when there's a repair job to be done around the house. - Joe Ryan

I can't understand why a person will take a year to write a novel when he can easily buy one for a few dollars. - Fred Allen

I heard his library burned down and both books were destroyed - and one of them hadn't even been colored in yet. - Robertson Davies

The minute you read something that you can't understand, you can almost be sure that it was drawn up by a lawyer. - Will Rogers

I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library. When I woke up, a blind man was reading my face. - Rodney Dangerfield

The illiterate of the 21st century will not be those who cannot read and write, but those who cannot learn, unlearn, and relearn. - Alvin Toffler

The wise man is but a clever infant, spelling letters from a hieroglyphical prophetic book, the lexicon of which lies in eternity. - Thomas Carlyle

Today's public figures can no longer write their own speeches or books, and there is some evidence that they can't read them either. - Gore Vidal

Vulnerability is not weakness. And that myth is profoundly dangerous. Vulnerability is the birthplace of innovation, creativity, and change. - Brene Brown

Like many other women, I could not understand why every man who changed a diaper has felt impelled, in recent years, to write a book about it. - Barbara Ehrenreich


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