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Marketing: Lying in loafers - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The media made it unsexy to be hairy. - Russell Peters

The only risk of failure is promotion. - Scott Adams

I try to figure out the marketing puzzle. - Nelson Peltz

Advertising Executive: Yessir, nosir, ulcer - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Even the worst haircut eventually grows out. - Lisa Kogan

I've got the hottest brand in the world. - Donald Trump

You're only as good as your last haircut. - Fran Lebowitz

Content is fire and social media is gasoline. - Jay Baer

Social media are tools. Real time is a mindset. - David M. Scott

By listening, marketing will re-learn how to talk. - David Weinberger

Social media allows big companies to act small again. - Jay Baer

Content is the atomic particle of all digital marketing. - Rebecca Lieb

A brand new vacuum cleaner with all the latest attractions - Archie Bunker

The most dangerous strategy is to jump a chasm in two leaps. - Benjamin Disraeli

Content is the party. Promotion is the invitation to attend. - Nathan Ellering

Advertising is the rattling of a stick inside a swill-bucket. - George Orwell

Advertising is the greatest art form of the twentieth century. - Marshall McLuhan

Increasingly, the mass marketing is turning into a mass of niches. - Chris Anderson

In good times, people want to advertise; in bad times, they have to. - Bruce Barton

What can you do to promote world peace? Go home and love your family. - Mother Teresa

Martin Luther King did not say, 'I have a mission statement.' - Simon Sinek

Advertising has annihilated the power of the most powerful adjectives. - Paul Valery

Clients don't care about the labor pains; they want to see the baby. - Tim Williams

The media landscape of the present day is a map in search of a territory. - J.G. Ballard

Any dictator would admire the uniformity and obedience of the U.S. media. - Noam Chomsky

You may not be interested in strategy, but strategy is interested in you. - Leon Trotsky

If I want to knock a story off the front page, I just change my hairstyle. - Hillary Clinton

However beautiful the strategy, you should occasionally look at the results. - Winston Churchill

Strategy 101 is all about choices: you can't be all things to all people. - Michael Porter

Marketing is trying to figure out what people want so you can give it to them. - Shelly Lazarus

Advertising Agency: Eighty-five percent confusion and fifteen percent commission. - Fred Allen

The result of bad communication is a disconnection between strategy and execution. - Chuck Martin

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

We have always said that advertising is just the icing on the cake. It is not the cake. - Meg Whitman

When the media ask George Bush a question, he answers, "Can I use a lifeline?" - Robin Williams

One third of the people in the United States promote while the other two thirds provide. - Will Rogers

Because the Empire controls the media, we can turn any news to the Emperor's advantage. - Daniel Wallace

As marketers, we should be changing the mantra from always be closing to always be helping. - Jonathan Lister

The next time you hear a social media myth, question it. Ask for the proof, and ask out loud. - Dan Zarrella

Half the money I spend on advertising is wasted; the trouble is, I don't know which half. - John Wannamaker

Put your energy into making things that are likeable, not some douchey social media strategy. - Matthew Inman

No matter what, the very first piece of social media real estate I'd start with is a blog. - Chris Brogan

Viral marketing is almost like finding love. You have to stop doing it to actually make it happen. - Tim Topham

Advertising is the modern substitute for argument; its function is to make the worse appear the better. - George Santayana

Though no one can go back and make a brand new start, anyone can start from now and make a brand new ending. - Carl Bard

Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get money from it. - Stephen Leacock

Our oldest son was trying to find himself for about a year. Then one day he got a haircut, and found himself. - Phil Callaway

You always buy familiar names, the ones you recognize; that's why the adman always claims it pays to advertise. - Unknown

In today's information age of Marketing and Web 2.0, a company's website is the key to their entire business. - Marcus Sheridan

Audiences everywhere are tough. They don't have time to be bored or brow beaten by orthodox, old fashioned advertising. - Craig Davis

Doing business without advertising is like winking at a girl in the dark. You know what you are doing, but nobody else does. - Stuart H Britt

With traditional marketing, you tell people you are a rock star. With content marketing, you show them you're a rock star. - Robert Rose

Advertising is a valuable economic factor because it is the cheapest way of selling goods, particularly if the goods are worthless. - Sinclair Lewis

Even when you are marketing to your entire audience or customer base, you are still simply speaking to a single human at any given time. - Ann Handley

Beauty isn't worth thinking about; what's important is your mind. You don't want a fifty-dollar haircut on a fifty-cent head. - Garrison Keillor

For the past 10 years, corporations have been trained that they should use all the different media. But the Internet is becoming the umbrella. - Larry Weber

Good content should be at the heart of your strategy, but it is equally important to keep the display context of that content in mind as well. - Tim Frick

The biggest risk is not taking any risk. In a world that is changing really quickly, the only strategy that is guaranteed to fail is not taking risks. - Mark Zuckerberg

Censorship is never over for those who have experienced it. It is a brand on the imagination that affects the individual who has suffered it, forever. - Noam Chomsky


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