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Your culture is your brand. - Tony Hsieh

Marketing: Lying in loafers - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The media made it unsexy to be hairy. - Russell Peters

The only risk of failure is promotion. - Scott Adams

Advertising Executive: Yessir, nosir, ulcer - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Even the worst haircut eventually grows out. - Lisa Kogan

I've got the hottest brand in the world. - Donald Trump

If you want to be interesting, be interested. - David Ogilvy

Marketing strategy is a lot like military strategy. - Liddell Hart

Marketing isn't magic. There is a science to it. - Dan Zarrella

For corporate marketers, podcasting is low-hanging fruit. - Paul Gillin

The company without a strategy is willing to try anything. - Michael Porter

Give them quality. That's the best kind of advertising. - Milton Hershey

You can't sell anything if you can't tell anything. - Beth Comstock

Content is the party. Promotion is the invitation to attend. - Nathan Ellering

Advertising is the rattling of a stick inside a swill-bucket. - George Orwell

Why don't you get a haircut? You look like a chrysanthemum. - P G Wodehouse

It isn't just creation and promotion; it is process as well. - Neil Patel

Marketing is far too important to leave to the marketing department. - David Packard

Advertising has annihilated the power of the most powerful adjectives. - Paul Valery

Don't be afraid to get creative and experiment with your marketing. - Mike Volpe

Yesterday ended last night. Today is a brand new day and it's yours. - Zig Ziglar

Many a small thing has been made large by the right kind of advertising. - Mark Twain

However beautiful the strategy, you should occasionally look at the results. - Winston Churchill

New media is like a megaphone. It amplifies your ability to reach more people. - Mark Batterson

It's the media riling up the people, rather than people riling up the media. - Miley Cyrus

There is no such thing as a bad client, but there such a thing as bad advertising. - Jerry D Femina

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

Marketing is no longer about the stuff that you make, but about the stories you tell. - Seth Godin

We have always said that advertising is just the icing on the cake. It is not the cake. - Meg Whitman

When the media ask George Bush a question, he answers, "Can I use a lifeline?" - Robin Williams

One third of the people in the United States promote while the other two thirds provide. - Will Rogers

As marketers, we should be changing the mantra from always be closing to always be helping. - Jonathan Lister

Branded content is created for a company. A content brand is created for a valuable company. - Drew Davis

The next time you hear a social media myth, question it. Ask for the proof, and ask out loud. - Dan Zarrella

The stronger the dialog, the stronger the brand; the weaker the dialog, the weaker the brand. - Larry Webber

Put your energy into making things that are likeable, not some douchey social media strategy. - Matthew Inman

Networking is marketing. Marketing yourself, marketing your uniqueness, marketing what you stand for. - Christine Comaford-Lynch

Advertising is the modern substitute for argument; its function is to make the worse appear the better. - George Santayana

Though no one can go back and make a brand new start, anyone can start from now and make a brand new ending. - Carl Bard

It no longer makes economic sense to send an advertising message to the many in hopes of persuading the few. - M. Lawrence Light

Our oldest son was trying to find himself for about a year. Then one day he got a haircut, and found himself. - Phil Callaway

You always buy familiar names, the ones you recognize; that's why the adman always claims it pays to advertise. - Unknown

Word-of-mouth marketing has always been important. Today, it's more important than ever because of the Internet. - Newt Barrett

The aim of marketing is to know and understand the customer so well the product or service fits him and sells itself. - Peter F Drucker

Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair. - Sam Ewing

Audiences everywhere are tough. They don't have time to be bored or brow beaten by orthodox, old fashioned advertising. - Craig Davis

Understand the key factors in the math behind viral marketing, and use those to figure out what it takes to get viral growth. - David Skok

With traditional marketing, you tell people you are a rock star. With content marketing, you show them you're a rock star. - Robert Rose

Instead of one-way interruption, Web marketing is about delivering useful content at just the precise moment that a buyer needs it. - David M. Scott

Advertising is a valuable economic factor because it is the cheapest way of selling goods, particularly if the goods are worthless. - Sinclair Lewis

In Japan, animation is a big part of your media diet. I moved out to Los Angeles at 9, and when I got homesick, I would watch anime. - Hiro Murai

One should be free to give the fullest expression to his disaffection so long as he does not contemplate, promote, or incite violence. - Mohandas Gandhi

Even when you are marketing to your entire audience or customer base, you are still simply speaking to a single human at any given time. - Ann Handley

For the past 10 years, corporations have been trained that they should use all the different media. But the Internet is becoming the umbrella. - Larry Weber

Good content should be at the heart of your strategy, but it is equally important to keep the display context of that content in mind as well. - Tim Frick

Let advertisers spend the same amount of money improving their product that they do on advertising and they wouldn't need to advertise it. - Will Rogers

Advertising moves the goods - if it's good advertising. Bad advertising doesn't move the goods because it doesn't move the buyers. - Unknown

The media have provided the Devil with perhaps the greatest opportunity accorded him since Adam and Eve were turned out of the Garden of Eden. - Malcolm Muggeridge

History will see advertising as one of the real evil things of our time. It is stimulating people constantly to want things, want this, want that. - Malcolm Muggeridge


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