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Electrical degenerators - Archie Bunker

Light tomorrow with today. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

What is to give light must endure burning. - Viktor Frankl

I am not lazy. I am on energy saving mode. - Unknown

Luminary: One who throws light upon a subject - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A proverb is much light condensed in one flash. - Simmons

A true star shines her light on others. Be a star. - Chloe Pink

Often a lack of energy is considered to be patience. - Kin Hubbard

Through darkness diamonds spread their richest light. - John Webster

Beauty is not in the face; beauty is a light in the heart. - Kahlil Gibran

Energy is liberated matter; matter is energy waiting to happen. - Bill Bryson

If there is light in the soul, there will be beauty in the person. - Chinese Proverb

Faith is the bird that feels the light when the dawn is still dark. - Rabindranath Tagore

She may very well pass for 43 in the dusk with the light behind her! - W S Gilbert

Stay the course, light a star, change the world where'er you are. - Richard Le Gallienne

If we shouldn't eat at night, why is there a light in the fridge? - Unknown

I have a feeling my Check Liver Light may come on this weekend. - Unknown

May it be a light to you in dark places, when all other lights go out. - JRR Tolkien

Positive thinking evokes more energy, more initiative, more happiness. - Unknown

Truth will ultimately prevail where there is pains to being it to light. - George Washington

Be enthusiastic as a leader. You can't light a fire with a wet match. - Unknown

Hope is being able to see that there is light despite all of the darkness. - Desmond Tutu

Without passion you don't have energy, without energy you have nothing. - Donald Trump

Energy, like the Biblical grain of the mustard seed, will remove mountains. - Hosea Ballou

A careful driver is one who honks his horn when he goes through a red light. - Henry Morgan

The light you see at the end of the tunnel is the front of an oncoming train. - David Lee Roth

Research is the historical novelist's map, constraint, and purest energy. - Donald McCaig

How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb? How many can you afford? - Blanche Knott

Who is more foolish, the child afraid of the dark or the man afraid of the light? - Maurice Freehill

Love the moment, and the energy of that moment will spread beyond all boundaries. - Corita Kent

I don't want to use my creative energy on somebody else's user interface. - Jeff Bezos

We all walk in the dark and each of us must learn to turn on his or her own light. - Earl Nightingale

There are two ways of spreading light: to be the candle or the mirror that reflects it. - Edith Wharton

As long as we have hope, we have direction, the energy to move, and the map to move by. - Hong Kong Proverb

Architecture is the learned game, correct and magnificent, of forms assembled in the light. - Le Corbusier

Whenever you see darkness, there is extraordinary opportunity for the light to burn brighter. - Bono

As an actor you become that lighting rod between the person who made the play and the audience. - Christopher Walken

In times of great stress or adversity, plow your anger and your energy into something positive. - Lee Iacocca

I brought children into this dark world because it needed the light that only a child can bring. - Liz Armbruster

We have been too long in darkness. Once already we have been in the light, and we want it again. - Alexander Dubcek

Many a man has fallen in love with a girl in a light so dim he would not have chosen a suit by it. - Maurice Chevalier

I just like having fun. And, you know, sometimes I just like to present myself in that fun energy. - Katy Perry

Yoga is a light, which once lit, will never dim. The better your practice, the brighter the flame. - B.K. Iyengar

Fathers are like a lighthouse - when there is fog his children can always depend on seeing the light. - Unknown

The secret of change is to focus all of your energy not on fighting the old, but on building the new. - Socrates

You get the best effort from others not by lighting a fire beneath them, but by building a fire within. - Bob Nelson

I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison. - WC Fields

The mind of a bigot is like the pupil of the eye. The more light you shine on it, the more it will contract. - Oliver Wendell Homes, Jr.

We - we need strength, we need energy, we need quickness and we need brain in this country to turn it around. - Donald Trump

In faith there is enough light for those who want to believe and enough shadows to blind those who don't. - Blaise Pascal

I think that most people would rather face the light of a real enemy than the darkness of their imagined fears. - Max Brooks

Let your light so shine before men, that they may see your good works, and glorify your Father which is in heaven. - Matthew 5:14-16

I exercise at least five times a week with stretching, Pilates, push-ups, planks, sit-ups, squats and light weights. - Reba McEntire

Discussing positive experiences leads to heightened well-being, increased overall life satisfaction and even more energy. - Nathaniel Lambert

It is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light, and certainly not desirable, as one's hat keeps blowing off. - Woody Allen

Motivation is a fire from within. If someone else tries to light that fire under you, chances are it will burn very briefly. - Stephen R. Covey

Every man must decide whether he will walk in the light of creative altruism, or in the darkness of destructive selfishness. - Martin Luther King Jr

Singing sad songs often has a way of healing a situation. It gets the hurt out in the open into the light, out of the darkness. - Reba McEntire

Nothing prepared me for being this awesome. It's kind of a shock to wake up every morning and be bathed in this purple light. - Bill Murray

A rooster crows only when it sees the light. Put him in the dark and he'll never crow. I have seen the light and I'm crowing. - Muhammad Ali

My candle burns at both ends,
It will not last the night;
But ah, my foes, and oh, my friends -
It gives a lovely light! - Edna St Vincent Millay

You are a divine being. You matter, you count. You come from realms of unimaginable power and light, and you will return to those realms. - Terence McKenna

If we ever travel thousands of light years to a planet inhabited by intelligent life, let's just make patterns in their crops and leave. - Bill Murray

If I could store lightnings in jars, I'd sell them to sick fireflies to light their way. Only they have nothing to pay for it with but life. - Will Advise

Sometimes our light goes out but is blown into flame by another human being. Each of us owes deepest thanks to those who have rekindled this light. - Albert Schweitzer


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