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Pool Is Closed

Feline dilemma: no room at the inn

Pool Is Closed thanks to Naomi Pearson

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You gotta be kitten me. - Unknown

The obstacle is the path. - Zen Proverb

International Spade The Cat Week - Archie Bunker

Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. - Unknown

A cat is a puzzle for which there is no solution. - Hazel Nicholson

If I melt dry ice, can I swim without getting wet? - Steven Wright

Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain

Dogs can't operate an MRI machine but cats can. - Unknown

No amount of time can erase the memory of a good cat. - Leo Dworkin

A challenge only becomes an obstacle when you bow to it. - Ray Davis

The kind man feeds his cat before sitting down to dinner. - Hebrew Proverb

The greater the obstacle, the more glory in overcoming it. - Moliere

You will never get lessons on swimming from a drowning man. - Unknown

Dilemma of a student: Should I finish my homework or sleep? - Unknown

The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard. - Steven Wright

Leadership, like swimming, cannot be learned by reading about it. - Henry Mintzberg

The man who is swimming against the stream knows the strength of it. - Woodrow Wilson

A lame cat is better than a swift horse when rats infest the palace. - Chinese Proverb

There's no need for a piece of sculpture in a home that has a cat. - Wesley Bates

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly

Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function. - Garrison Keillor

If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way. - Mark Twain

Don't be a fish; be a frog. Swim in the water and jump when you hit ground. - Kim Young-ha

In the beginning, God created man, but seeing him so feeble, He gave him the cat. - Warren Eckstein

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later. - Unknown

Let your hook be always cast. In the pool where you least expect it, will be fish. - Ovid

People who drink to drown their sorrow should be told that sorrow knows how to swim. - Ann Landers

I have often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can't get my wife to go swimming. - Jimmy Carter

If I swim in the ocean, I have a shark thought. Not a bad one, but just a little one. - Tea Leoni

The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. - Doug Larson

Don't stop at the first obstacle; have endurance to keep on going and you will succeed. - Robert A. Schuller

I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim. - Frida Kahlo

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein

Life as pool table,
White is focus,
Others, targets.
Stick is your driving force! - Stricketer

When witches go riding and black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown

Many people cycle or swim to keep trim. But if swimming is so good for the figure, how do you explain whales? - Charles Saatchi

Believe in yourself and all that you are. Know that there is something inside you that is greater than any obstacle. - Christian D Larson

The block of granite which was an obstacle in the pathway o the weak becomes a stepping-stone in the pathway of the strong. - Thomas Carlyle

I can't swim. I can't drive, either. I was going to learn to drive but then I thought, well, what if I crash into a lake? - Dylan Moran

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright


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