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Pool Is Closed

Feline dilemma: no room at the inn

Pool Is Closed thanks to Naomi Pearson

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You gotta be kitten me. - Unknown

All cats appear grey in the dark. - English Proverb

After dark, all cats are leopards. - Zuni Proverb

Only dead fish swim with the stream. - Malcolm Muggeridge

An obstacle is often a stepping stone. - Prescott

When the cat's away, the mice will play. - French Proverb

A cat bitten once by a snake dreads even rope. - Arab Proverb

No amount of time can erase the memory of a good cat. - Leo Dworkin

A challenge only becomes an obstacle when you bow to it. - Ray Davis

Dilemma: A politician trying to save both his faces at once - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard. - Steven Wright

No man drowns if he perseveres in praying to God, and can swim. - Russian Proverb

A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. - Benjamin Franklin

The man who is swimming against the stream knows the strength of it. - Woodrow Wilson

There's no need for a piece of sculpture in a home that has a cat. - Wesley Bates

Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function. - Garrison Keillor

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. - Groucho Marx

The main difference between a cat and a lie is that a cat only has nine lives. - Mark Twain

When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam,
May luck be yours on Halloween. - Unknown

Don't be a fish; be a frog. Swim in the water and jump when you hit ground. - Kim Young-ha

A goal casually set and lightly taken is freely abandoned at the first obstacle. - Zig Ziglar

In the beginning, God created man, but seeing him so feeble, He gave him the cat. - Warren Eckstein

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later. - Unknown

It's only when the tide goes out that you learn who's been swimming naked. - Warren Buffett

Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back. - Will Rogers

If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man, but deteriorate the cat. - Mark Twain

Sleep is like my cat. I can call him by his name, but he still won't come to me. - Shane Koyczan

If I swim in the ocean, I have a shark thought. Not a bad one, but just a little one. - Tea Leoni

I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. - Winston Churchill

The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. - Doug Larson

Without my Vulcan cat suit, Frankenstein wig and pointed ears, I don't get recognized. - Jolene Blalock

I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim. - Frida Kahlo

One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives. - Mark Twain

I think 99 times and find nothing. I stop thinking, swim in silence, and the truth comes to me. - Albert Einstein

I keep fit. Every morning, I do a hundred laps of an Olympic-sized swimming pool - in a small motor launch. - Peter Cook

The best reason for a knitter to marry is that you can't teach the cat to be impressed when you finish a lace scarf. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

The block of granite which was an obstacle in the pathway o the weak becomes a stepping-stone in the pathway of the strong. - Thomas Carlyle

I can't swim. I can't drive, either. I was going to learn to drive but then I thought, well, what if I crash into a lake? - Dylan Moran

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain

Car Pool: Complicated system of transportation where Mom always winds up going the furthest with the biggest bunch of kids who have had the most sugar - Daffynitions joe-ks.com


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