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Man is not free unless government is limited. - Ronald Reagan

In Congress, it's all pork, all the time. - Jim Cooper

The human race is governed by its imagination. - Napoleon Bonaparte

The Golden Rule has no place in a political campaign. - John J Ingalls

Nothing is so admirable in politics as a short memory. - John Kenneth Galbraith

The strongest principle of growth lies in human choice. - George Eliot

There can be no wise politics without thought beforehand. - Annie Besant

Government cannot and must not replace private initiative. - Kim Campbell

I'm just the smallest dot in a big map of human history. - Ben Casnocha

In politics, a lie unanswered becomes truth within 24 hours. - Willie Brown

We live in a world in which politics has replaced philosophy. - Martin L. Gross

Wilderness is not a luxury but a necessity of the human spirit. - Edward Abbey

World War II was the last government program that really worked. - George Will

Commitments the voters don’t know about can't hurt you. - Ogden Nash

The shortest distance between a human being and truth is a story. - Anthony de Mello

Voters don't decide issues, they decide who will decide issues. - George Will

I wish the government would put a tax on pianos for the incompetent. - Edith Sitwell

A politician is a man who approaches every problem with an open mouth. - Adlai Stevenson

Ultimatum: In diplomacy, a last demand before resorting to concessions - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A human being's first responsibility is to shake hands with himself. - Henry Winkler

To err is human. To blame it on somebody else shows management potential. - Unknown

American Politics: A form of socialism for the rich, including the politicians. - Gregory Nunn

No honest work of man or woman "fails"; it feeds the sum of all human action. - Michelene Wandor

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke

The human mind treats a new idea the way the body treats a strange protein: it rejects it. - P.B. Medawar

It is not human nature that we should accuse but the despicable conventions that pervert it. - Denis Diderot

Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But then I repeat myself. - Mark Twain

What is the first part of politics? Education. The second? Education. And the third? Education. - Jules Michelet

Human beings can always be relied upon to exert, with vigor, their God-given right to be stupid. - Dean Koontz

My imagination makes me human and makes me a fool; it gives me all the world and exiles me from it. - Ursula K. Le Guin

A little government and a little luck are necessary in life, but only a fool trusts either of them. - P.J. O'Rourke

I'm a human being and I fall in love and sometimes I don't have control of every situation. - Beyonce

The hardest thing about any political campaign is how to win without proving that you are unworthy of winning. - Theodor Adorno

If human beings had genuine courage, they'd wear their costumes every day of the year, not just on Halloween. - Douglas Coupland

Taxpayer - someone who works for the federal government but doesn't have to take the civil service examination. - Ronald Reagan

The business of government is to keep the government out of business - that is, unless business needs government aid. - Will Rogers

I am sometimes a fox and sometimes a lion. The whole secret of government lies in knowing when to be the one or the other. - Napoleon Bonaparte

The most dangerous person of the world is a member of the United States Congress just home from a three-day fact-finding trip. - Johnny Isakson

Worrying is the most natural and spontaneous of all human functions. It is time to acknowledge this, perhaps even to learn to do it better. - Lewis Thomas

If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, and all that don't get wet you can keep. - Will Rogers


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