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A human life is a story told by God. - Hans Christian Andersen

Human kind cannot bear very much reality. - T S Eliot

The true object of all human life is play. - G K Chesterton

Government is an endless pursuit of new ways to tax. - Unknown

I'm not a politician. I've only got one face. - Brendan Behan

Nothing is so admirable in politics as a short memory. - John Kenneth Galbraith

Government cannot and must not replace private initiative. - Kim Campbell

Dilemma: A politician trying to save both his faces at once - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows - marriage does. - Groucho Marx

A power greater than any human being helped make this decision. - Herbert J Stiefel

Whenever I see an adult on a bicycle I have hope for the human race. - H G Wells

Democracy is being allowed to vote for the candidate you dislike least. - Robert Byrne

Vote for the man who promises least; he'll be the least disappointing. - Bernard Baruch

Observation, Reason, Human Understanding, Courage; these make the physician. - Martin H. Fischer

The end of the human race will be that it will eventually die of civilization. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The flood of money that gushes into politics today is a pollution of democracy. - Theodore White

Housework is work directly opposed to the possibility of human self-actualization. - Ann Oakley

Technology is unlocking the innate compassion we have for our fellow human beings. - Bill Gates

Of all the tasks of government, the most basic is to protect its citizens from violence. - John Foster Dulles

In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man; if you want anything done, ask a woman. - Margaret Thatcher

We go by the major vote, and if the majority are insane, the sane must go to the hospital. - Horace Mann

Happiness is the meaning and the purpose of life, the whole aim and end of human existence. - Aristotle

Principles are guidelines for human conduct that are proven to have enduring, permanent value. - Stephen Covey

I'm a human being and I fall in love and sometimes I don't have control of every situation. - Beyonce

Ex-Presidents of the United States get state subsidies. Not so in Russia. You get no government support. - Mikhail Gorbachev

We are not human beings having a spiritual experience. We are spiritual beings having a human experience. - Pierre T De Chardin

The irony of the matter is that the future generations do not have a vote. In effect, we hold their proxy. - Charles J Hitch

If there is no other life, then this one has been enough to make it worth being born myself a human being. - Pearl S Buck

One of the key problems today is that politics is such a disgrace, good people don't go into government. - Donald Trump

The human brain starts working the moment you are born and never stops until you stand up to speak in public. - George Jessel

Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get money from it. - Stephen Leacock

Marriage always demands the greatest understanding of the art of insincerity possible between two human beings. - Vicki Baum

At present, our country needs women's idealism and determination, perhaps more in politics than anywhere else. - Shirley Chisholm

The business of government is to keep the government out of business - that is, unless business needs government aid. - Will Rogers

The twelve notes in each octave and the variety of rhythm offer me opportunities that all of human genius will never exhaust. - Igor Stravinsky

A politician should have three hats. One for throwing into the ring, one for talking through, and one for pulling rabbits out of if elected. - Carl Sandburg

We had hoped to have been bringing you Arthur the Human Chameleon, but this afternoon, he crawled across a tartan rug and died of exhaustion. - Ronnie Corbett

Any man who thinks he can be happy and prosperous by letting the Government take care of him, better take a closer look at the American Indian. - Henry Ford

The fact of storytelling hints at a fundamental human unease, hints at human imperfection. Where there is perfection there is no story to tell. - Ben Okri

Being in politics is like being a football coach; you have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it's important. - Eugene McCarthy


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