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Human nature is weak. - Anthony Fauci

Connectivity is a human right. - Mark Zuckerberg

Politics is an inexact science. - Otto von Bismarck

Sympathy is the charm of human life. - Grace Aguilar

Man is by nature a political animal. - Aristotle

The gun is not out of Irish politics. - Ian Paisley

To err is human - but it feels divine. - Mae West

I never saw anything funnier than Texas politics. - Molly Ivins

It is the ability to choose which makes us human. - Madeleine L'Engle

Charity is the sterilized milk of human kindness. - Oliver Herford

Turn on to politics, or politics will turn on you. - Ralph Nader

Most bad government results from too much government. - Thomas Jefferson

Government always finds a need for whatever money it gets. - Ronald Reagan

It's time for the human race to enter the solar system. - Dan Quayle

A government is the only known vessel that leaks from the top. - James Reston

An honest man in politics shines more than he would elsewhere. - Mark Twain

It is human nature to think wisely and act in an absurd fashion. - Anatole France

An honest politician is one who when he's bought stays bought. - Simon Cameron

To deceive a diplomat speak the truth, he has no experience with it. - Greek Proverb

Every woman dreams of her own political career and her own place in life. - Raisa M. Gorbachev

To err is human. To blame it on somebody else shows management potential. - Unknown

I do have a political agenda. It's to have as few regulations as possible. - Dan Quayle

To strive with difficulties, and to conquer them, is the highest human felicity. - Samuel Johnson

A good politician, under democracy, is quite as unthinkable as an honest burglar. - H L Mencken

Humor is everywhere in that there's irony in just about anything a human does. - Bill Nye

Idealism is the noble toga that political gentlemen drape over their will to power. - Aldous Huxley

America did not invent human rights. In a very real sense, human rights invented America. - Jimmy Carter

We go by the major vote, and if the majority are insane, the sane must go to the hospital. - Horace Mann

The difference between death and taxes is death doesn't get worse every time Congress meets. - Will Rogers

Human beings can always be relied upon to exert, with vigor, their God-given right to be stupid. - Dean Koontz

The single most exciting thing you encounter in government is competence, because it's so rare. - Daniel P Moynihan

When will our consciences grow so tender that we will act to prevent human misery rather than avenge it? - Eleanor Roosevelt

A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip. - Caskie Stinnett

The largest party in America is neither the Democrats nor the Republicans. It's the party of non-voters. - Robert Reich

If human beings had genuine courage, they'd wear their costumes every day of the year, not just on Halloween. - Douglas Coupland

Human history is the long terrible story of man trying to find something other than God which will make him happy. - C S Lewis

In my many years I have come to a conclusion that one useless man is a shame, two is a law firm, and three or more is a congress. - John Adams

The sun, the moon and the stars would have disappeared long ago had they happened to be within the reach of predatory human hands. - Havelock Ellis

It is not what you do for your children, but what you have taught them to do for themselves, that will make them successful human beings. - Ann Landers

We had hoped to have been bringing you Arthur the Human Chameleon, but this afternoon, he crawled across a tartan rug and died of exhaustion. - Ronnie Corbett


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