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Politicians Be Like

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To err is human, to forgive divine. - Alexander Pope

Politics makes strange postmasters. - Kin Hubbard

Erection: When Japanese go to vote. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

In politics nothing is contemptible. - Benjamin Disraeli

Don't vote; it only encourages them. - Unknown

To err is human; to forgive, infrequent. - Franklin P Adams

The true object of all human life is play. - G K Chesterton

Selfishness is the greatest curse of the human race. - William E. Gladstone

The problem with political jokes is they get elected. - Henry Cate, VII

I do not regard a broker as a member of the human race. - Honore de Balzac

Dilemma: A politician trying to save both his faces at once - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Every decent man is ashamed of the government he lives under. - H L Mencken

Why are we honoring this man? Have we run out of human beings? - Milton Berle

Wilderness is not a luxury but a necessity of the human spirit. - Edward Abbey

I am not a member of any organized political party. I am a Democrat. - Will Rogers

Take the diplomacy out of war and the thing would fall flat in a week. - Will Rogers

To err is human. To blame it on somebody else shows management potential. - Unknown

Human beings want to be good, but not too good and not quite all the time. - George Orwell

The mystery of government is not how Washington works but how to make it stop. - P.J. O'Rourke

The sole purpose of human existence is to kindle a light in the darkness of mere being. - Carl Jung

The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter. - Winston Churchill

Often, the human animal dresses terror in rage, and expresses both in a way unlike either. - Julius Lester

The world has entered an era of the most profound and challenging change in human history. - Stephen Covey

The only purpose for music should be the glory of God and the re-creation of the human spirit. - Johann Sebastian Bach

No human being believes that any other human being has a right to be in bed when he himself is up. - Robert Lynd

We always kept in our hearts the most noble, beautiful feeling that sets human beings apart: hope. - Manel Loureiro

If a politician found he had cannibals among his constituents, he would promise them missionaries for dinner. - H L Mencken

Marriage always demands the greatest understanding of the art of insincerity possible between two human beings. - Vicki Baum

I won't eat anything that has intelligent life, but I would gladly eat a network executive or a politician. - Marty Feldman

In politics it is necessary either to betray one's country or the electorate. I prefer to betray the electorate. - Charles de Gaulle

The business of government is to keep the government out of business - that is, unless business needs government aid. - Will Rogers

What is politics but persuading the public to vote for this and support that and endure these for the promise of those? - Gilbert Highet

I am sometimes a fox and sometimes a lion. The whole secret of government lies in knowing when to be the one or the other. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy. - Groucho Marx

Politics is not a bad profession. If you succeed there are many rewards, if you disgrace yourself you can always write a book. - Ronald Reagan

We're at a point in history where everyone needs to pay attention to politics. Too much is at stake for us to be apathetic. - Kevin Costner

The nine most terrifying words in the English language are,
"I'm from the government and I'm here to help." - Ronald Reagan

Human kindness has never weakened the stamina or softened the fiber of a free people. A nation does not have to be cruel to be tough. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Fantasy has a dark side to it. It also has a light hemisphere - the power of the human imagination to keep going, to imagine a better tomorrow. - Tim O'Brien

Sometimes our light goes out but is blown into flame by another human being. Each of us owes deepest thanks to those who have rekindled this light. - Albert Schweitzer


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