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Polite Breakfast

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Manners are love in a cool climate. - Quentin Crisp

Polite conversation is rarely either. - Fran Lebowitz

Be polite to all, but intimate with few. - Thomas Jefferson

Life is short. Eat cookies for breakfast. - Unknown

Political correctness is tyranny with manners. - Charlton Heston

All happiness depends on a leisurely breakfast. - John Gunther

Synonym Bun: What a thesaurus eats for breakfast - Unknown

A woman is as old as she looks before breakfast. - Edgar W Howe

Waitress: A woman who thinks money grows on trays - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I don't believe in dining on an empty stomach. - WC Fields

If it's not chocolate, it's not breakfast. - Laini Taylor

The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes. - Brian Mullin

When you have to kill a man, it costs nothing to be polite. - Winston Churchill

I often take exercise. Only yesterday I had breakfast in bed. - Oscar Wilde

Only ugly people need manners. The pretty can get away with anything. - Evelyn Waugh

I'll have a "Cafe Mocha Vodka Valium Latte" to go, please. - Unknown

Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince, and dinner like a pauper. - Adelle Davis

Sometimes I've believed as many as six possible things before breakfast. - Lewis Caroll

Every generation is convinced there has been a deplorable breakdown of manners. - Byron Dobell

On the Continent people have good food; in England people have good table manners. - George Mikes

Manners are especially the need of the plain. The pretty can get away with anything. - Evelyn Waugh

My body is like breakfast, lunch, and dinner. I don't think about it, I just have it. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

A man's own good breeding is the best security against other people's ill manners. - Lord Chesterfield

The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going. - George Carlin

Of course I have played outdoor games. I once played dominoes in an open air cafe in Paris. - Oscar Wilde

The waitress had the appearance of a very old hooker who had finally found her place in life. - Hunter S. Thompson

I'm on a strict liquid diet: Mimosas for breakfast, Margaritas for lunch, Martinis for dinner. - Unknown

Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor. - Helen Rowland

You don't go walking into the proverbial lion's den lightly. You start with a good breakfast. - Jim Butcher

Children are natural mimics who act like their parents despite every effort to teach them good manners. - Unknown

This is a message for seven honeymoon couples in a hotel in Peebles: Breakfast was served three days ago. - Ronnie Corbett

I blend my green drink every morning. I also fix my son a full-on American breakfast with bacon and toast. - Liz Phair

I had a meal last night. I ordered everything in French - surprised everybody, it was a Chinese restaurant. - Tommy Cooper

I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time". So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance. - Steven Wright

The disparity between a restaurant's price and food quality rises in direct proportion to the size of the pepper mill. - Bryan Miller

In England people actually try to be brilliant at breakfast. That is so dreadful of them! Only dull people are brilliant at breakfast. - Oscar Wilde

Eating a tuna roll at a sushi restaurant should be considered no more environmentally benign than driving a Hummer or harpooning a manatee. - Daniel Pauly

Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good food and companionship.
She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays. - Red Skelton

There are three subjects on which the knowledge of the medical profession in general is woefully weak; they are manners, morals, and medicine. - Gerald F Lieberman

Cannibal: 1. One who is fed up with people; 2. A person who walks into a restaurant and orders a waiter; 3. One who loves his fellow man with gravy. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com


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