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Polite Breakfast

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Polite Breakfast thanks to Clara Townsend

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Manners are love in a cool climate. - Quentin Crisp

Polite conversation is rarely either. - Fran Lebowitz

What once were vices are manners now. - Seneca

Be polite to all, but intimate with few. - Thomas Jefferson

Life is short. Eat cookies for breakfast. - Unknown

Political correctness is tyranny with manners. - Charlton Heston

Synonym Bun: What a thesaurus eats for breakfast - Unknown

Waitress: A woman who thinks money grows on trays - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I don't believe in dining on an empty stomach. - WC Fields

If it's not chocolate, it's not breakfast. - Laini Taylor

The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes. - Brian Mullin

Fancy Restaurant: One that serves cold soup on purpose - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Sour Kraut: Unhappy with the fare in the Berlin restaurant - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When you have to kill a man, it costs nothing to be polite. - Winston Churchill

Good manners will open doors that the best education cannot. - Clarence Thomas

I often take exercise. Only yesterday I had breakfast in bed. - Oscar Wilde

To eat well in England you should have breakfast three times a day. - W Somerset Maugham

You cannot come to a Nigerian restaurant without having pepper soup. - Ben Okri

I'll have a "Cafe Mocha Vodka Valium Latte" to go, please. - Unknown

The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any. - Fred Astaire

Sometimes I've believed as many as six possible things before breakfast. - Lewis Caroll

Every generation is convinced there has been a deplorable breakdown of manners. - Byron Dobell

On the Continent people have good food; in England people have good table manners. - George Mikes

Manners are especially the need of the plain. The pretty can get away with anything. - Evelyn Waugh

My body is like breakfast, lunch, and dinner. I don't think about it, I just have it. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Propaganda: 1. Patriotism as practiced by our enemies; 2. Polite, well behaved male goose. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I exercise extreme self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast. - WC Fields

I'm on a strict liquid diet: Mimosas for breakfast, Margaritas for lunch, Martinis for dinner. - Unknown

You don't go walking into the proverbial lion's den lightly. You start with a good breakfast. - Jim Butcher

Breakfast is my favorite meal. I cook a big one for everyone - bacon and eggs. I own a lot of eggcups. - Emily Mortimer

The gentle mind by gentle deeds is known. For a man by nothing is so well betrayed, as by his manners. - Edmund Spenser

Children are natural mimics who act like their parents despite every effort to teach them good manners. - Unknown

This is a message for seven honeymoon couples in a hotel in Peebles: Breakfast was served three days ago. - Ronnie Corbett

I went to a fancy French restaurant called "Deja Vu." The headwaiter said, "Don't I know you?" - Steven Wright

For my last meal, I'd want an Irish breakfast with soda bread and one of my dad's omelettes with three or four eggs. - Erin O'Connor

My wife and I tried two or three times in the last 40 years to have breakfast together, but it was so disagreeable we had to stop. - Winston Churchill

The difference between involvement and commitment is like an eggs and ham breakfast: the chicken was involved, the pig was committed. - Unknown

Eating a tuna roll at a sushi restaurant should be considered no more environmentally benign than driving a Hummer or harpooning a manatee. - Daniel Pauly

Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good food and companionship.
She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays. - Red Skelton

Cannibal: 1. One who is fed up with people; 2. A person who walks into a restaurant and orders a waiter; 3. One who loves his fellow man with gravy. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com


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