Polite Breakfast

Manners are love in a cool climate. - Quentin Crisp

Polite conversation is rarely either. - Fran Lebowitz

Is there no manners left among maids? - William Shakespeare

What once were vices are manners now. - Seneca

Life is short. Eat cookies for breakfast. - Unknown

Brat: A child who displays his pest manners. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Synonym Bun: What a thesaurus eats for breakfast - Unknown

Hope is a good breakfast, but it is a bad supper. - Francis Bacon

Waitress: A woman who thinks money grows on trays - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Fancy Restaurant: One that serves cold soup on purpose - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Bedside manners are no substitute for the right diagnosis. - Alfred P. Sloan, Jr.

Sour Kraut: Unhappy with the fare in the Berlin restaurant - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I often take exercise. Only yesterday I had breakfast in bed. - Oscar Wilde

Her face looked like something on the menu in a seafood restaurant. - Woody Allen

You cannot come to a Nigerian restaurant without having pepper soup. - Ben Okri

Bed and Breakfast: Two things the kids will never make for themselves - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'll have a "Cafe Mocha Vodka Valium Latte" to go, please. - Unknown

Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince, and dinner like a pauper. - Adelle Davis

Sometimes I've believed as many as six possible things before breakfast. - Lewis Caroll

On the Continent people have good food; in England people have good table manners. - George Mikes

Manners are especially the need of the plain. The pretty can get away with anything. - Evelyn Waugh

My body is like breakfast, lunch, and dinner. I don't think about it, I just have it. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

A man's own good breeding is the best security against other people's ill manners. - Lord Chesterfield

The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going. - George Carlin

Propaganda: 1. Patriotism as practiced by our enemies; 2. Polite, well behaved male goose. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I exercise extreme self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast. - WC Fields

Of course I have played outdoor games. I once played dominoes in an open air cafe in Paris. - Oscar Wilde

The waitress had the appearance of a very old hooker who had finally found her place in life. - Hunter S. Thompson

Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor. - Helen Rowland

You don't go walking into the proverbial lion's den lightly. You start with a good breakfast. - Jim Butcher

Children are natural mimics who act like their parents despite every effort to teach them good manners. - Unknown

This is a message for seven honeymoon couples in a hotel in Peebles: Breakfast was served three days ago. - Ronnie Corbett

I blend my green drink every morning. I also fix my son a full-on American breakfast with bacon and toast. - Liz Phair

I had a meal last night. I ordered everything in French - surprised everybody, it was a Chinese restaurant. - Tommy Cooper

I went to a fancy French restaurant called "Deja Vu." The headwaiter said, "Don't I know you?" - Steven Wright

For my last meal, I'd want an Irish breakfast with soda bread and one of my dad's omelettes with three or four eggs. - Erin O'Connor

My wife and I tried two or three times in the last 40 years to have breakfast together, but it was so disagreeable we had to stop. - Winston Churchill

In England people actually try to be brilliant at breakfast. That is so dreadful of them! Only dull people are brilliant at breakfast. - Oscar Wilde

Eating a tuna roll at a sushi restaurant should be considered no more environmentally benign than driving a Hummer or harpooning a manatee. - Daniel Pauly

There are three subjects on which the knowledge of the medical profession in general is woefully weak; they are manners, morals, and medicine. - Gerald F Lieberman