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Pilotless

Pilot exit plan for flights with Coronavirus passengers

Pilotless thanks to Barry McCartney

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Private jets cost a lot of money. - Donald Trump

Language is a virus from outer space. - William S Burroughs

To elude by flight is a glorious victory. - Horace

It's opener there in the wide open air. - Dr. Seuss

When at a loss how to go on, in speaking, cough. - Greek Proverb

The press is like the air, a chartered libertine. - William Pitt The Elder

I put my phone in airplane mode, but it's not flying. - Unknown

Flying isn't dangerous. Crashing is what is dangerous. - Unknown

I'm not afraid of flying, I'm afraid of not flying. - Unknown

What air is to the body, to feel understood is to the heart. - Stephen Covey

Only the two of us together flying high upon the wings of love. - Jeffrey Osborne

Flying without feathers is not easy; my wings have no feathers. - Plautus

It is now possible for a flight attendant to get a pilot pregnant. - Richard J. Ferris

We all thought we'd have flying cars by now, but we don't. - Dana Brunetti

All my life I thought air was free... until I bought a bag of chips. - Unknown

Our Air Corps reunion was held to rememmorate the great things we done. - Archie Bunker

And 'tis my faith, that every flower
Enjoys the air it breathes. - William Wordsworth

Pigs had just officially sprouted wings and were flying alongside airplanes. - Jennifer L Armentrout

The knack of flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss. - Douglas Adams

Not the cry, but the flight of a wild duck, leads the flock to fly and follow. - Chinese Proverb

Matt would be fantastic for New York if the Jets were lucky enough to get him. - Donald Trump

With birds flying around, man's desire for having wings rises to infinite. - Mehmet M Ildan

Birds with broken wings walking on the ground were once flying high up in the sky. - Mehmet M Ildan

There are two kind of air travel in the United States, first class and third world. - Bobby Slayton

Time passes too fast. Like a hummingbird flying by, it's just a blur to my eyes. - Amanda Leigh

The single biggest threat to man's continued dominance on the planet is the virus. - Joshua Lederberg

Aviation is proof that given the will, we have the capacity to achieve the impossible. - Edward V Richenbacher

Lawyers are like foxes, small and innocuous, but all the time stealthily sniffing the air. - Michael O'Sullivan

Music gives a soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, and life to everything. - Plato

I am the astronaut of boxing. Joe Louis and Jack Dempsey were just jet pilots. I'm in a world of my own. - Muhammad Ali

Give me my golf clubs, fresh air, and a beautiful partner, and you can keep my golf clubs and the fresh air. - Jack Benny

A drone is often preferred for missions that are too 'dull, dirty, or dangerous' for manned aircraft. - Nick Hahn

When everything seems to be going against you, remember that the airplane takes off against the wind, not with it. - Henry Ford

Aerodynamically the bumblebee shouldn't be able to fly, but the bumblebee doesn't know so it goes flying anyway. - Mary Kay Ash

You can not prevent the birds of sorrow from flying over your head, but you can prevent them from building a nest in your hair. - Chinese Proverb

Living as we do in an age of noise and bluster, success is now measured accordingly. We must all be seen, and heard, and on the air. - Daphne du Maurier

Be not penny-wise. Riches have wings. Sometimes they fly away of themselves, and sometimes they must be set flying to bring in more. - Francis Bacon

I can almost feel the wind beneath my wings; I can almost taste the thrill of flying away from this small town and never looking back. - Tessa Hall

Southwest Airlines is successful because the company understands it's a customer service company. It also happens to be an airline. - Harvey Mackay

Be like the bird that, passing on her flight awhile on boughs too slight, feels them give way beneath her, and yet sings, knowing that she hath wings. - Victor Hugo


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