QuotaBillsColic: A sheep dog - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Happiness is a warm puppy. - Charles Schulz
The dog is the god of frolic. - Henry Ward Beecher
Dyspupsia: Being sick as a dog. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Dogs never bite me. Just humans. - Marilyn Monroe
Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. - Unknown
Zit: Command given to a spotted dog - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A hungry dog will eat dirty puddings. - Latin Proverb
Lassitude: A heroic dog with attitude - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A dog in desperation will leap over a wall. - Unknown
The more I see of men, the more I like dogs. - Madame de Stael
Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller
A good bone does not always come to a good dog. - French Proverb
Wok The Dog: Specialty at Vietnamese Restaurants - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Dogs got personality. Personality goes a long way. - Quentin Tarantino
Those who trade liberty for security have neither. - John Adams
Flatterers looks like friends, as wolves like dogs. - George Chapman
Dogs can't operate an MRI machine but cats can. - Unknown
I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers
Properly trained, a man can be dog's best friend. - Corey Ford
Be on your guard against a silent dog and still water. - Latin Proverb
If a man be great, even his dog will ear a proud look. - Japanese Proverb
I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too! - The Wizard of Oz
Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad. - WC Fields
A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. - Ogden Nash
Gigantic: The biggest, scariest bug in your dog's fur - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. - Andy Rooney
Hot Dog: The only animal that feeds the hand that bites it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Colliefornia: The American state that has gone to the dogs - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Dogs come into our lives and leave paw prints on our hearts. - Unknown
My wife's such a bad cook, the dog begs for Alka-Seltzer. - Rodney Dangerfield
There is no security in this life. There is only opportunity. - Douglas MacAurthur
Elixir: What a dog does to his owner when she gives him a bone - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
If we growl all day we're likely to feel dog tired at night. - Amish Saying
No man should live where he can hear his neighbor's dog bark. - Nathaniel Macon
The quickest way to become an old dog is to stop learning new tricks. - John Rooney
A dog has lots of friends because he wags his tail and not his tongue. - Unknown
Be on your guard; stand firm in the faith; be men of courage; be strong. - Bible
There's no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face. - Ben Williams
To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs. - Aldous Huxley
Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly
Why can't a woman be more like a dog, huh? So sweet, loving, attentive. - Kirk Douglas
He prefers the security of known misery to the misery of unfamiliar insecurity. - Sheldon B. Kopp
Observe your dog: if he's fat, then you're not getting enough exercise. - Evan Esar
Every boy should have two things: a dog and a mother willing to let him have one. - Unknown
Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later. - Unknown
It's not the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog. - Mark Twain
Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's hardly ever for them. - Harry Hill
Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney
Don't make the mistake of treating your dogs like humans, or they'll treat you like dogs. - Martha Scott
I do not think there is any silver bullet to solving the technology side of the security equation. - John W. Thompson
What a pity Hell's gates are not kept by O'Flynn
The surly old dog would let nobody in. - Patrick Ireland
If you turn the imagination loose like a hunting dog, it will often return with the bird in its mouth. - William Maxwell
Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost how it feels about dogs. - Christopher Hampton
If you would perfect your body, guard your mind.
If you would renew your body, beautify your mind. - James Allen
I'm suspicious of people who don't like dogs, but I trust a dog when it doesn't like a person. - Unknown
My parents live in a retirement community, which is basically a minimum-security prison with a golf course. - Joel Warshaw
Ever wonder where you'd end up if you took your dog for a walk and never once pulled back on the leash? - Robert Brault
Too many people are thinking of security instead of opportunity. They seem to be more afraid of life than death. - James F. Bymes
If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around. - Unknown
When your children are teenagers, it's important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you. - Nora Ephron
People confuse amassing money with security, but it is not so. What a pity to confuse real security with making money. - Billy Graham
Thoughts are like arrows: once released, they strike their mark. Guard them well, or one day you may be your own victim. - Navajo Proverb
You don't learn to hold your own in the world by standing on guard, but by attacking and getting well hammered yourself. - George Bernard Shaw
I'm planning to adopt a dog soon. It wasn't my first choice but my Doctor told me I can't have any biologically. - Bill Murray
My best security is within the munitions of an immutable Jehovah, where His unalterable promises stand like giant walls of rock. - Charles H Spurgeon
If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. - Mark Twain
I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright
Snap-On Gasket Scrapper: Theoretically useful as a sandwich tool for spreading mayonnaise; used mainly for getting dog-doo off your boot - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Guard well within yourself that treasure, kindness. Know how to give without hesitation, how to lose without regret, how to acquire without meanness. - George Sand